Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 70 70. Christmas
"Ahhhhhh..." Jiang Qiao collapsed on the sofa convulsively.

After a while, he recovered from his paralysis, and said angrily, "Why are you shocking me again!"

"Tell you to talk nonsense!"

A trace of shame flashed in Fairy Bai's eyes, she was almost [-] years old, and this guy actually said she was cute, she was sick!
"I'm not wrong, aren't you cute? Although I'm a little older, I can't go against my conscience, right?"

Jiang Qiao clutched his heart and made a look of heartache: "I must have owed you in my previous life, otherwise why would I have been shocked by you all the time in this life."

"Based on the lifespan of ordinary people in this world, you owe me about a hundred lifetimes." Bai Yueling looked serious.

Jiang Qiao: "..."

Bai Yueling continued to browse the V blog, and when she saw an interesting title, she clicked in to have a look. It was a wonderful feeling to discuss the same thing with countless people.

Once again, she was amazed at the ingenuity of ordinary people in this world, and even wanted to take the phone apart to see how it worked, such a small thing could hold everything.

"Jiang Qiao, I want to eat an apple."

Jiang Qiao looked at her suspiciously: "Why do you want to eat this all of a sudden?"

"It's said on the phone that today is Christmas Eve, and you have to eat apples, which means a year of peace and prosperity."

He looked stern: "Comrade Yueling, I solemnly tell you now that rabbits with long ears do not celebrate foreign festivals."

"Oh."

"But apples can be eaten anytime."

Jiang Qiao went to the refrigerator to get one, then peeled it with a fruit knife and handed it to her: "Here, here you are."

Fairy Bai flicked the screen and took a small bite: "Although there is no spiritual power, it is very sweet."

"What about Christmas? The day of the birth of saints?" she asked again.

Jiang Qiao thought about it carefully, and it seemed that it was indeed the day to commemorate the birth of Jesus.

"It's almost like that, but it's the magic stick of foreign devils, and what they say is all deceitful. Now it's domestic businesses that use Christmas as a gimmick to guide customers to spend."

Bai Yueling nodded half-understood, no wonder she saw the headlines of many discounts and offers just now.

"You can be fooled. It seems that many mortals among you have no brains."

"..."

Jiang Qiao clicked on a topic about Christmas outfits, and saw pictures of young ladies in fancy dresses showing their arms and legs. He lifted his wrist indiscernibly to prevent her from seeing his phone screen.

"Actually, not all."

He glanced at Fairy Bai's graceful figure and blinked.

"Many men will give some gifts to female friends who have a good relationship to celebrate their long-lasting friendship, such as clothes, red clothes are festive, and I will buy you a set?"

Bai Yueling glanced at him suspiciously, inexplicably feeling that he was suspicious now.

"I have clothes to wear."

"Who doesn't change two sets of clothes all year round?" Jiang Qiao's heart pounded, and he suddenly wanted to see her shy face in Christmas clothes.

"You can buy it for someone else."

"Who asked me to be your only girlfriend? Well, I mean female friends."

Bai Yueling didn't listen to his nonsense, and carefully searched [Christmas Clothes] in the V blog. Looking at the enchanting and charming women in those pictures, she showed him her mobile phone with a blank expression.

"You just want me to dress like this?"

Jiangqiao instantly petrified.

"No, no, I'm talking about the decent ones, but the ones are not serious at first glance." He tried to explain.

Bai Yueling didn't believe what this guy said, so he stretched out his hand to grab his wrist and turned it over. The shy young ladies on Jiang Qiao's phone screen came into view, and the two of them seemed to be on the same topic.

"Dirty!"

She pointed out in embarrassment that Jiang Qiao was lying on the sofa again and twitching.

He was electrocuted three times in the morning, and his whole body became paralyzed, which means that his anti-electricity attribute is now at full strength, otherwise most people would not be able to withstand such atrocities.

Fairy Bai snorted coldly, didn't want to pay attention to him at all, and continued to turn her head to play her own game. This guy was talking nonsense, and all he was thinking about was messy things.

With such a state of mind, how to cultivate immortality?Wouldn't it encourage demons?
"I'm sorry, I'm guilty, so I decided to really give you a gift."

Jiang Qiao rubbed his already numb face, grabbed Fu Lu from the side and hugged him in his arms. If he said something wrong next time, this woman should not flash him for Fu Lu's sake.

Seeing that she remained silent with a cold face, Jiang Qiao said to himself.

"We're still talking about Christmas..."

"You still want to buy me that...that embarrassing dress?"

"Well, it's not the same thing at all."

Jiang Qiao pursed his lips: "On this day, there was an old man in a hat and red clothes called Santa Claus, who specially stuffed gifts into people's socks."

Bai Yueling was stunned: "Socks are so stinky, I definitely can't ask for gifts."

Jiang Qiao felt a toothache. Why is this woman's brain circuit so abnormal?

"It's not a question of whether the socks are smelly or not. You can choose clean socks. What I mean is, if the old man can't get into our flower garden, let me help you deliver gifts. If you want anything, just tell me. Didn’t I buy you a lot of long socks yesterday, you put them on first, and I’ll help you stuff the presents in at night.”

After Bai Yueling chose Yasuo and pressed OK, she looked back at Jiang Qiao with a sincere face, and after a moment of silence, she spoke slowly, with a bad tone.

"Are you still planning to sneak into my house at night?"

Jiang Qiao was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, how dare he sneak into the house, there was such a big demon waiting for him, there was no time to hide, at best, he just wanted to see how cute she looked in shorts and stockings.

"Comrade Yueling, your thoughts are very dangerous. If you open the barrier without authorization and release the demons in your heart to cause chaos in the world, I will be a sinner through the ages."

"Well, it makes sense, you continue to talk."

"I mean you can hang your worn socks on the doorknob and I'll put them in at night and you'll see them when you wake up tomorrow. It's called a surprise."

worn socks...

She wore the stockings yesterday, and they were silky and smooth, and they were really comfortable, but as long as she put them on, this guy's eyes were very strange, as if his whole eyes were shining.

I said that again today, and I specifically asked that it be passed through and hung on the door to put things in it. Who knows what he will use it for! ?

She glanced carefully at Jiang Qiao who was rubbing his hands, he was very similar to the unscrupulous businessman who gave Sylvie away, very treacherous.

She thought about the socks she was wearing being held by Jiang Qiao, as if her legs had been touched by him, and she couldn't help but shrink her legs together.

"I don't wear socks anymore, I don't want gifts anymore, and I don't know why, I just want to shock you now!"

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(End of this chapter)