Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 7 7. What rubbish are you?
"Nowadays is a civilized society, we pay attention to the classification of garbage, and you can't throw it away at random. What kind of garbage are you?"

"Are you slandering me?" Bai Yueling glanced at him indifferently, electric sparks appeared on his fingertips.

Jiang Qiao's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly changed his words: "Well, I mean what are you trying to throw away? It's not that you're garbage."

Fairy Bai pursed her lips, her lips twitched twice, embarrassed to talk about her clothes.

"Like cloth or something."

"Cloth is recyclable garbage. There is a trash can outside. The sign is a circular triangle made up of arrows. It is right to throw waste paper, glass, plastic, metal, and textiles there."

Bai Yueling nodded slightly, but felt that mortals in this world were really troublesome, even throwing garbage was so complicated.

"Would you like me to throw it away for you?" Jiang Qiao asked tentatively. What the fairy thinks is useless, what if it is a treasure to ordinary people.

"No, I'm just asking casually." Bai Yueling said lightly.

"In that case, let's talk about your problem now." Jiang Qiao took a cushion and sat across the table from her, with a serious face.

"What's the problem with this seat?"

"First of all, you should already know that our place called Earth is no longer the world you are familiar with. Human civilization is only 5000 years old. Immortals and gods only exist in fairy tales. There are even no immortal cultivators in the real world, so your Existence, in the eyes of everyone, is different, once exposed, the problem will become very complicated."

Bai Yueling nodded slightly. She could understand these words. Things beyond her cognition can either be controlled or destroyed.

Jiang Qiao glanced at her and continued, "Therefore, I want to know your attitude. On this basis, we can continue to discuss other matters."

"Huh?" Bai Yueling frowned lightly, expressing that she didn't understand.

"It's your current thoughts and plans for the future."

Bai Yueling was silent for a moment, then said slowly: "Integrating into the mortal world, understanding the various aspects of life, and becoming a fairy in the world of mortals, only then can one cultivate the Dao to perfection."

Jiang Qiao breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably: "I thought you would want to conquer the world and stand on the opposite side of all human beings, or show off your magic skills, start a sect, and develop your own followers."

"This is Xiao Daoer. My generation of immortal cultivators should have no desires or desires, and focus on the Tao, asking for longevity. The trivial things in the world are of no benefit to the practice except to add troubles to oneself." Bai Yueling shook Shake your head.

Jiang Qiao stared at her cold face for a few seconds before grinning, she was really a quiet fairy.

very good very good!

Now you don't have to worry about being raped.

"In that case, my task is to help you integrate into modern human society?"

"Of course."

Jiang Qiao lowered his head and thought for a while. It is not difficult to adapt to modern society, and of course it is not as simple as imagined.

There is a joke on the Internet. In the 90s, someone committed a crime and was imprisoned for more than ten years. After he was released from prison, he had no idea that the times would develop so fast. It took him several years to adapt to life.

"I will do my best to make you a modern person as soon as possible, at least in the eyes of outsiders, you are no different from a modern person, but during this time, no matter what happens, you must listen to me."

Jiang Qiao's thinking was very simple, otherwise a completely free fairy might cause some weird things in modern times.

Bai Yueling looked at him indifferently: "No one can use me, as a protector, I should have the final say on everything."

Hearing the unquestionable tone, Jiang Qiao felt a toothache, why didn't this woman play her cards according to the routine.

"It's not taking advantage. As a good citizen, I won't let you do some illegal things. What I'm talking about is just what to say and do in the process of interpersonal communication in modern life."

Jiang Qiao patiently made a metaphor: "For example, if you plan to go out to a place dozens of miles away, what should you do?"

"Naturally, it is to use immortal techniques such as shrinking the ground into an inch or being close to the sky."

"What if it's a little farther away?"

"Flying with Yujian can travel thousands of miles in one day."

Jiang Qiao was speechless, and couldn't help feeling a little envious. No wonder everyone wants to cultivate immortality. It's really convenient to cultivate immortality.

"Can you still do it now?" He asked curiously.

Bai Yueling shook her head slowly, no emotion could be seen on her indifferent face.

"This seat has failed to cross the catastrophe, and is suppressed by the heaven and earth in this world. There is not much left in the body, and it is no different from ordinary mortals."

The corner of Jiang Qiao's mouth twitched slightly, I believe you a ghost.

He will never forget the throwing knife hanging from his throat just now, and the electric sparks jumping from his fingertips. Even a mortal can probably hit him a hundred casually. He is a human standing at the top of the pyramid.

Jiang Qiao wondered, what she meant was that none of the supernatural powers could be used, but he didn't dare to think about the powers of an intact fairy body, and he didn't know if he could bombard a mountain with his bare hands as described in the novel ?
He shivered subconsciously, he was lucky that he hadn't been wiped out yet.

"We usually go out by car." Jiang Qiao returned to the topic just now.

"car?"

Bai Yueling was puzzled, what's so good about riding in a two-wheeled carriage, the speed is too slow, if you want to cross domains, it may take several years.

Jiang Qiao smiled: "It's not the car you understand, you will see it later."

Fairy Bai nodded silently, everything in this world is so weird, what she saw was only a corner.

"You just need to know that there are many things in this world that seem very weird to you, but they don't have any malice towards you, and you don't need to be surprised. Any violent behavior is prohibited in modern society. This is a Relatively peaceful society, at least in this country we're in."

Jiang Qiao remembered that she was on the edge of the cliff before, because the flashing light made her mistakenly think she was being threatened, but she slapped her with her palm, and was almost shocked into incontinence.

"Are you afraid that I will shoot casually and hurt people?"

Jiang Qiao nodded, with a serious face: "This is a very dangerous thing. There is a saying on our side. If you lose, you will be hospitalized. If you win, you will be jailed. Well, a cell is a prison."

"Even if I lose all my cultivation, I will be invincible in the world!"

Bai Yueling looked proud, she is an immortal emperor, not a mortal with no power to restrain a chicken, no one can turn her into a prisoner!
What's more, mortals in this world are extremely weak, and I am afraid that any jackal, tiger or leopard can easily kill them.

"If you resist arrest, things will become more serious. At that time, you will be an enemy of the entire country. Although I don't know how powerful you are after you fall into the mortal world, but if it is to destroy the world, the current human weapons can also do it."

Bai Yueling was dumbfounded. How could human beings in this world have such a strong destructive power without cultivation?
"So, for your own good, and for my own good, you can't do anything casually, you know?"

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