Fairy, Stop Making Trouble

Chapter 6 6. I can't have that suit anymore!

Jiang Qiao was holding the snail noodles and kept chattering so sweetly, Bai Yueling covered his mouth and nose and carefully kept a distance away from him. Do ordinary people here like to eat shit so much?

Or is it just his personal quirk?

Bai Yueling began to think about whether it was the right decision to ask him to be her guardian.

Jiang Qiao raised his eyes just in time to meet Fairy Bai's pitiful eyes, and then looked at the position between the two of them, and immediately understood the meaning in her eyes.

"Cough, actually, it's not what you think. This thing is called snail powder. It smells delicious and tastes bad."

Hearing this, Fairy Bai, who has always been quiet in Gujing, widened her eyes.

Does such a bad smell smell good?This guy really has the habit of eating stinky things!

It seems that this protector can no longer be wanted and must be kept away from him.

"Ah, no, no, it's the other way around. It smells bad, but it tastes delicious. Many people like it. In our place, the sales are very good."

Jiang Qiao put down his chopsticks, wiped his mouth with a tissue and quickly explained, he didn't want to be misunderstood by a fairy.

Hearing that many people like to eat it, Bai Yueling immediately gave him a "I understand" look, resisting the feeling of nausea, walked to the bed and looked at the wind and rain to calm down.

Jiang Qiao opened his mouth, feeling that she still didn't understand.

After eating snail noodles, it was already after 7 o'clock in the evening, Jiang Qiao burped after drinking the soup, subconsciously took out Huazi and planned to order one.

Bai Yueling turned around and glanced at him, Jiang Qiao looked embarrassed: "We have an old saying here, a cigarette after a meal is better than a living god. If I get addicted to cigarettes, I'll just smoke one. Can I smoke on the balcony outside? "

Without waiting for the fairy to answer, Jiang Qiao quickly opened the sliding door and locked himself on the balcony, took out the cigarette, lit the fire, and inhaled, all in one go.

Through the glass window, Bai Yueling looked at his enjoyment face, and shook her head silently, guessing that this thing is like the ecstasy incense, which can make people lose their minds and produce hallucinations.

Unexpectedly, mortals in this world have fallen so far, eating shit, taking drugs, and countless bad habits. Is there anything they don't do?

The person in front of him only seemed to have no serious problems, but he was actually suffering from a serious illness, imbalance of yin and yang, weak body and dim spirit.

In her eyes, Jiang Qiao's whole body is full of loopholes, and his vital energy has already been leaked. If things go on like this, his viscera will be exhausted, his qi and blood will flow backwards, and the light ones will be paralyzed and turned into a disabled person. century.

Listening to the rain and the wind blowing, Jiang Qiao exhausted his cigarette happily. He let out a breath of satisfaction before slowly opening the window and door, and met Fairy Bai's pitiful eyes. a dead man.

"You're going to die soon." She said lightly.

Jiang Qiao shuddered. Could this be the fairy's prophecy?
He touched his forehead: "You mean, my seal has turned black, and within three days, there will be bloodshed?"

Bai Yueling frowned slightly: "Your eyes are dim, dust and poison are heavy, yin and yang are disordered, meridians are blocked, and smoke and poison enter the lungs. If you don't remove the toxins and pollution in time, you will definitely not live for a hundred years!"

"I can live to be more than 90 years old?"

Jiang Qiao was overjoyed. The fairy has intelligent eyes, so she can't be wrong.

Bai Yueling was dumbfounded, why is this person so happy?Isn't a hundred years very short?For an immortal cultivator, it is just a snap of the fingers, and one retreat may cost several armors.

Looking at her puzzled eyes, Jiang Qiao explained: "Here, living to eighty is considered a long life. Many people in their nineties don't dare to think about it. It seems that I am still in good health."

Bai Yueling was speechless for a moment, and Ziweixing was full of aura. If the mortals there were free from disease and disaster, it would be normal for them to live two to three hundred years old. Some of them lived longer than five hundred years. It seemed that the environment in this world was worse than she imagined. Much worse, but be careful.

Jiang Qiao stepped into the room happily, and Bai Yueling took a step back subconsciously. This guy is now covered in poison and filth. If he still has cultivation, he will use the sky thunder to purify him.

"I stink?"

Seeing her vigilant look, Jiang Qiao breathed in his palm. The smell of snail powder and smoke combined together, let alone a fairy who had never experienced it, probably a normal person would not be able to accept it.

"Well, you can order whatever you want. I'll take a shower first and brush my teeth by the way."

After tidying up the kitchen, Jiang Qiao walked into the bathroom with his pajamas in his arms. Bai Yueling suddenly thought of something. Watching the bathroom door slowly close, his cold and delicate face blushed a little.

The water splashing from the shower head was carried down from the top of the head, and the warm and lubricating feeling made the skin shrink a little bit of goosebumps.

Jiang Qiao stood under the shower with his eyes closed and rinsed. Hearing the sound of dripping water beside his ears, apart from being a little unbelievably excited, he was more at a loss. He actually met a real fairy by the Fairy Stone. Still brought home?
Think about how you want to live in the future.

"The Years I Lived With the Fairy"?
If the fairy knew about this idea, she would definitely die on the spot and turn into ashes.

Jiang Qiao shook his head, throwing out the charming thoughts in his mind, opened his eyes and suddenly saw a set of wet fairy skirts in the basin, and there seemed to be underwear and obscene pants with Qinglian printed on them.

He slowly opened his mouth, and his breathing gradually became rapid.

In other words, the clothes of the fairy should be immortal weapons that are invulnerable to swords and guns, right?
Jiang Qiao abruptly stopped the idea of ​​picking it up and observing it carefully. He wiped a handful of shower gel on his body, rinsed it casually a few times, then changed into clean pajamas, and walked out of the bathroom wiping his hair.

While he was taking a bath, Bai Yueling opened all the doors and windows, and the smell of snail noodles could no longer be smelled in the room.

She was sitting cross-legged on the sofa, clenching formulas with her hands, very similar to the five-hearted attitude described in the novel.

Seeing Jiang Qiao come out to dry his hair in front of the mirror, Bai Yueling slowly opened his eyes, and cast his eyes vaguely into the bathroom.

The clothes she changed just now were placed in the basin neatly, but she didn't know if he had tampered with them.

Thinking that her underwear might have been touched by this mortal, Bai Yueling felt a little uncomfortable, as if she had been desecrated.

Well, I can't ask for that suit!

After Jiang Qiao finished blow-drying his hair, Bai Yueling felt cute in his fluffy pajamas. He looked like a pet he had raised before, but he hadn't seen such a look.

"Let me introduce myself again. My name is Jiang Qiao. I'm 24 years old and unmarried. You can call me by my name, Bai... Fairy." After blowing his hair, Jiang Qiao walked up to her and said slowly.

"I ask you, where should you put the things you mortals don't want?" Bai Yueling lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then suddenly said.

"what?"

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