Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Xiao Gu, if the GoldenEye show doesn’t pick up next month, it will have to be cancelled.”

“Now that I know the director, I’ll go get started first.” Holding a stack of documents, Gu Fei left the director’s office depressedly.

Taking the elevator back to the ground floor, he felt as if there were ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping in his heart.

“Cheating!”

The 24-year-old Gu Fei is a newcomer to the media industry. He just joined Jiangnan Satellite TV and took over the mess of”Golden Eye”!

Golden Eye is a people’s livelihood news program. On the satellite TV where big names gather, its popularity was low at the beginning and it was quickly demoted..

Later, he was kicked out of the satellite TV program list and switched to online live broadcasts.

His popularity still has not improved.

What are they broadcast?

Mediating neighborhood disputes, passers-by complaining about work, students’ campus trivia, life guidance and help, and all the trivial things. It’s nothing to watch.

Not long ago, all the creators of the show resigned. Now the director has thrown his hands away and left it to Gu Fei.

It’s called a training for newcomers.

“Forget it, forget it, lie down, lie down! Gu

Fei lay down on the chair and was about to give up:”It’s hopeless, unless a miracle happens!””

“Ding! Ding!”

Suddenly, there was an electronic sound next to him.

Unfortunately, he discovered that the”ding” sound was the ringtone of an incoming call.

Haha.

He took out his mobile phone, clicked on it, and heard a familiar voice.

“Hey, Phineas! I’m saying goodbye to being single!”

The caller was Gu Fei’s bunk bed classmate at university, a few months younger than him, named Du Bin.

This guy is a bitch!

“real? Gu Fei wondered,”The number one licking dog in our school has a spring?””

“That is! Du Bin was quite proud,”I recently married two girls, one a pure student girl and the other an urban white-collar woman. Good things come in pairs!””

“Two boats? ?”

“Brother Fei, we are not that kind of person! Du Bin defended,”We just chatted online. We cast a wide net. We haven’t met yet.” But ah, there is a play!”

“Let me remind you that there are a lot of scammers online these days, so stay away from them.”

“Come on! Will I be cheated? Du Bin smiled confidently and finally replied,”Okay, no more chatting. I’m treating you tonight. See you at the same place!””

After hanging up the phone with Du Bin, Gu Fei turned on his computer and watched the past reviews of”GoldenEye”, but he felt sleepy after watching them.

“What should I do? If it continues to be in such a sluggish state, the show will be gone next month!”

This is a big black mark for Gu Fei’s new career.

Just as he was thinking hard, suddenly, an electronic female voice came to his ears again.

“Ding!”

“Congratulations to the host for binding the hot news system.”

Surprise! Surprise!

It’s true this time.

I usually read online novels, but I never thought that this day would happen to me.

“Back to the host, the hot news system will greatly increase the output rate of high-quality hot news around the world and add hot materials specifically for you!”

“Excuse me, do you want to receive the novice gift package?”

After listening to what the system said, Gu Fei understood.

This is to add an awesome BUFF passive to himself, which is what those working in the media lack!

“receive!”

In an instant, a warm current surged in his head and spread to his whole body.

“Congratulations to the host for getting: the media needs to be all-encompassing (increased intelligence, well-read), news needs speed (enhanced physical fitness, running faster), there are good ventriloquists (excellent ventriloquism and eloquence), and the host’s self-cultivation (Industry temperament and field control), journalists’ professional abilities (observation and analytical reasoning abilities).”

The feeling of being reborn!

After binding the system, Gu Fei was full of hope for the future.

Next, he was looking for hot news!

However, like Cao Cao, this news arrived as soon as he mentioned it.

After a while, photographer Xiao Wang weakly came out of the office Come out and go to Gu Fei to report

“Brother Fei, someone called the hotline just now and asked our program team to come over.”

Due to the downgrade of the program and other reasons, there are only two people in the group, Gu Fei and Xiao Wang. It’s miserable!

Xiao Wang, who is the main photographer, now also serves as the hotline operator of the program. Anyway, there are few calls. blah blah blah, Xiao Wang tells the general situation. I checked it again.

The situation is quite complicated and I couldn’t explain it clearly on the phone.

For details, I have to go to the scene.

“Then let’s go there.”

As soon as the system was awakened, the news came, and Gu Fei had reason to believe it was a hit!

So the two of them drove the GoldenEye news car and headed for their destination.

When they arrived at the Xingfuli community where the other party rented, Gu Fei got out of the car and talked with the security guard at the door. After getting the consent, the car drove into the underground garage.

Opening the door, Gu Fei arranged his clothes and walked to No. 502, Building 2, Xiao Dynasty, who was carrying a small camera and professional live broadcast equipment.

Halfway through, Gu Fei asked Xiao Wang to start the live broadcast.

As the GoldenEye program started airing, a few bored black fans entered the Douyin live broadcast room as usual.

They had nothing to do all day and just liked to find fault here and be weird.

“Hey guys, GoldenEye is on! Come here if you are bored, it will make you even more bored”

“Haha, why is this show not pornographic yet? No one is optimistic at all, right?”

“New viewers come in and express confusion? ?”

“Is this officially owned by Jiangnan Satellite TV? What is Golden Eye, a treasure appraisal column?”

In the live broadcast, at first, the camera followed the steps into a building, and then the clatter of people going upstairs was heard. Then

, the screen turned, revealing a young and handsome face.

Seeing Gu Fei’s face straight, the live broadcast Dozens of spectators were suddenly surprised

“Damn it, is there a new host? Don’t tell me, he’s very handsome”

“Being handsome is useless, the program is too boring, and people’s livelihood programs that specialize in mediating disputes are destined to have no market.”

Gu Fei could see the barrage of comments from netizens from Xiao Wang’s live broadcast screen.

Standing at the other party’s door, he smiled at the camera:”Hello, viewers, I am Gu Fei, the host of”Golden Eye””

“This program is about seeking help for emotional problems”

“We have arrived at Mr. Han’s house, now let’s find out.”

There was a short knock on the door.

“Tuk-tuk-tuk!”

“Is Mr. Han at home? We are the crew of”GoldenEye”.”

A few seconds passed, and there was an echo from inside.

“Yes, yes!”

The door opened, and a young man with a bird’s nest on his head and an ordinary T-shirt appeared in front of the camera.

Han Guo, 29 years old, the person seeking help in this episode. Entering the apartment, Gu Fei noticed a pair of shoes placed at the door.

Men’s sneakers and a pair of patterned women’s slippers.

Thinking that the other party was seeking help for emotional problems, Gu Fei followed suit and asked,”Mr. Han lives with his significant other?””

“no no.”

Han Guo waved his hand, led Gu Fei and the others to the living room, and replied,”It’s my aunt.”

“Living with your aunt? ?”

As soon as the topic came up, the audience in the live broadcast room started discussing

“Weird. Instead of living with your parents, you live with your aunt. What’s going on? Seeing the puzzled expressions on Gu

Fei and Photographer Wang’s face, Han Guo’s eyes flashed with helplessness, and he continued to explain:”It’s not my aunt, it’s my girlfriend’s aunt.””

This sentence once again filled the live broadcast room with questions.

“Clam? ? Live with your girlfriend’s aunt and don’t want a girlfriend?”

“Well, can someone please explain it to me? I can’t understand it.”

Gu Fei was also confused. Something was wrong!

He took the microphone and asked again.

“Mr. Han, where is your girlfriend?”

“My girlfriend isn’t here. Han Guo smiled bitterly,”Her aunt has been living with me for three years.””

“……”

“After living together for three years, your girlfriend is relieved.”

Gu Fei’s words aroused everyone in the live broadcast room to think about it.

“Why? There is something in the host’s words”

“Prime Minister, I understand! Could it be that he has been in love for a long time? Is this person now in love with his girlfriend’s aunt?”

“Brother, your taste is too strong, can your girlfriend’s aunt do it to you?”

“You uneducated people, the host is obviously sarcastic, saying that what your girlfriend is doing is unethical, okay?”

However, Han Guo did not hear what Gu Fei meant.

“Host, today I invited Golden Eye to come here because I want you to help me with my aunt’s ideological work so that I can meet my girlfriend Xiaoli!”

Han Guo’s emotional problems have shocked the jaws of many netizens.

The Internet is full of happy air, and laughter is heard one after another in every room.

Really, you can find Golden Eye for any trivial matter!

“Couples are in love but can’t meet each other? Walt! ? What kind of sad TV drama is this script?”

“Haha, it has come full circle, it has been three years, has he never seen his girlfriend?”

At this time, Xiao Wang, who was holding the camera, was also stunned.

What on earth is going on!

However, as the host of”Golden Eye”, Gu Fei’s expression remained unchanged. He had to explain the whole matter in detail. in front of audience

“Mr. Han is not in a hurry.”Gu Fei’s voice was calm and his field control ability was perfect,”Please tell us the details.”

“OK Han Guo nodded, took a sip of water and slowly stated,”Actually, my girlfriend and I are dating online. We have a very good relationship. It has been almost 4 years.” Three years ago, I proposed to meet Benxian, but her upbringing was very strict, so she asked her aunt to come and examine me.”

“After her aunt came over, she stayed there for three years.”

“……”

“？？？？？？”

Han Guo’s simple words caused a stir in the live broadcast room!

“Pfft haha! What the hell is living with your girlfriend’s aunt for three years?”

“Online dating, ended up living with the other person’s aunt, oh, what kind of magical realism plot?”

“Damn it, I don’t even dare to write this plot in a novel. Why do I have an ominous premonition?”

In just a few minutes, many people flocked to the live broadcast room of”Golden Eye” as if they were watching a show.

The number of viewers of the show increased from a dozen at the beginning to several hundred, and it is still rising rapidly…

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