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“It’s been three years. Do you know how I’ve spent these three years?”

The more Han Guo talked, the more excited he became, wanting to release the repression of the past three years.

“In order to be able to see Xiaoli, I took care of her aunt as if she were my own mother. She had no shortage of food, clothing, housing and transportation.”

“I buy whatever my aunt wants, just hoping she can say something nice in front of Xiaoli”

“I would wake up in the middle of the night because I was afraid that my aunt would be unhappy and not agree with Xiaoli and me being together.”

“She said whatever she said, and I never dared to refute it. My aunt complained that I had little money, so I took off work and worked part-time to make money. My aunt thought her room didn’t look good, so I spent money on decorating it and renting a room. All the money was wasted! I do all the work inside and out. She just needs to cross her legs every day.”

“Why do you think I am so humble? Isn’t it just to get a wife and make your parents in the countryside happy?”

“It’s not easy to fall in love now!”

The heartfelt words touched my heart!

The audience of water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly fell silent. These words spoke to their hearts.

“It’s so difficult for men! Nowadays, the cost of dating is high. I earn 8,000 yuan a month and girls don’t even look at me.”

“It’s too humble. Maybe this is a man at the bottom of the family. My parents’ hair is getting grayer and grayer. Oh, it’s sad. If there is no other way, who would want to be a licking dog?”

“This aunt is as good as my wife’s relatives. In order to pursue my wife, I spent hundreds of thousands on those relatives. Hundreds of thousands! Adding in the betrothal gifts, mortgage and car loan, my entire family was completely depleted. Hey, I ended up marrying a woman back home, haha, let’s not talk about it anymore!”

A group of men who were tired of life expressed their bitterness in the live broadcast room.

There were more and more barrages, and their popularity also increased.

“Three years worth it?”Looking at the miserable Han Guo, Gu Fei was not prepared to attack him.

“worth! Han

Guo’s eyes sparkled, and whenever he mentioned his girlfriend, his face was always filled with a cheerful smile:”Xiao Li is considerate, reasonable, gentle and considerate, and has a strict upbringing. She has never even held a boy’s hand. She is a good girl.” girl”

“Look! Han Guo excitedly took out his mobile phone, opened the photo album and pointed at a few beauty photos with a smile,”Xiao Li is so beautiful, she is a great beauty!””

In the photo, Xiaoli’s beauty is more serious, but she looks okay, and she can be considered a beauty in the 60s or 70s.

To put it bluntly, she is still at fault.

“Hey, I didn’t expect that men in love also have negative IQs.”

Gu Fei kept some words in his heart and did not break Han Guo’s fantasy.

If your Xiaoli was really considerate, would she hang you for three years and let her aunt suck your blood for three years?

It’s obvious that she is a liar!

Han Guo is infatuated. The appearance makes many water friends feel regretful

“Wow, you won’t encounter a love trap, right? A fool meets a liar.”

“You said, this aunt who appeared out of nowhere could be Xiaoli, I’m just guessing.”

There are too many online dating pits, and many friends have been there before. They typed directly on the barrage, telling Han Guo not to fall deeper into it.

But Han Guo obviously enjoyed it.

“Host, my aunt has gone out and will be back soon. Han Guo looked at the door, full of expectation,”You have to help me in a while, I really can’t hold on.” Prices are soaring now and there is no money left”

“And more, I hope you can help persuade my aunt to move out. I really can’t hold it anymore!”

“Nothing I say is of any use, hey.”

Had it not been for the bottom of funds, Han Guo would not have asked the media for help.

This kind of thing is in line with the purpose of Golden Eye – to mediate various people’s livelihood issues

“No money?”

Gu Fei wondered, is there anything else involved in this matter?

“Um. Han Guo took out the Weixin transfer record and said with a sad face,”After all, Xiaoli and I are rushing to get married, so my aunt will ask me for the wedding fund.””

“In the past three years, I have given hundreds of thousands intermittently, which is the hard-earned money I earned from working hard for seven or eight years.”

“Host, you also know that getting married is very expensive.”

Han Guo’s words shocked thousands of netizens.

I have never seen such a”dedicated” man.

You guys have never even met each other, and you are considering getting married?

This is the same as”I saw a girl on the bus, you I even thought about the name of my child.” Is there any difference in this kind of fantasy?

Well done! We have come up with new terms for wedding funds.

Gu Fei felt that the person in front of him must have been drugged by Xiaoli.

“Mr. Han, so you spent at least hundreds of thousands on your online dating partner?”

Gu Fei was thinking in his mind while interviewing.

Online dating scam!

And that inexplicable aunt is the breakthrough!

“I have to keep an eye on Aunt Xiaoli for a while.”

At this moment, because”Living with my girlfriend’s aunt for three years” is too topical, the popularity of the”Golden Eye” live broadcast room has increased several times, and the number of real viewers has exceeded the 2,000 mark!

Who doesn’t love watching the show and eating melons?

“I don’t know what this aunt looks like. She has been living with her girlfriend’s aunt for three years. She’s awesome!”

“Why does it feel like a scam? What is a wedding fund?”

“GoldenEye has a new host and it looks better, guys?”

With the expectations of the melon-eating masses, the legendary Aunt Xiaoli is finally back.

“With a click, the door opened wide.

A fat and short body swayed in.

At first glance, Aunt Xiaoli saw the photographer Xiao Wang with a long gun and a short cannon, and a microphone. Gu Fei

“Xiao Han, who are these two? ?”Auntie frowned, her attitude impatient.

“Aunt, let me introduce you.”Han Guo stood up tremblingly. He knew that his aunt was very unhappy now.

“You must be Aunt Xiaoli.

Before Han could pass, Gu Fei took the initiative to introduce himself:”Hello, I am Gu Fei, the host of the”Golden Eye” program. I am here on behalf of Mr. Han.””

“Host?”

My aunt has sallow skin and slender eyes. She is not easy to get along with no matter how you look at her.”

“We all know the situation. Gu Fei politely asked Aunt Xiaoli to sit down on the sofa nearby and took the initiative,”Look, Mr. Han and Xiaoli have known each other for almost four years, but they haven’t met yet. Is the progress too slow?””

“Regarding emotional matters, as an elder, what can I do?”

Auntie spread her hands and wiped the matter away.

“Xiaoli’s tutoring is strict, and it’s not like Xiaohan doesn’t know about it.”The aunt snorted coldly, making Han Guo tremble with fear,”They are rushing to get married. Marriage is not as good as falling in love. It is a matter between two families!”

“Since Xiaoli’s tutoring is strict. Gu Fei looked at his aunt and changed the subject,”Then why are it not her parents who came to inspect Mr. Han?””

You seem not qualified enough

“That’s… that’s because they are busy and don’t have time!”

“Aunt Xiaoli, it seems that you are quite free, so what have you found during your inspections in the past three years?”

“Will have to look again.”My aunt was speechless for a moment when Gu Fei asked her,”You can’t be careless about this kind of thing!”

“Aunt Xiaoli, I have a question that I don’t know if I should ask.”

“what is the problem?”

“Are you married at your age?”

No one expected that Gu Fei would ask such a weird question.

“this! The aunt felt offended,”What does it have to do with you?””

“I think if you are not married yet and have not come from before, it is not appropriate for you to interfere in Mr. Han and Xiaoli’s affairs, right? If you are not married, do you know what love is?”

This wave of sarcasm filled the audience with laughter.

Friends were immediately stunned by the question.

This new host is so courageous!

“Let me go, Brother Fei is so sharp, haha, aunt, you don’t understand love, Leifeng Pagoda will fall down!”

“It made me laugh so much, the soul torture from the host. If you want to intervene in this matter, aunt, you should get married first.”

From the other party’s answer, Gu Fei found out the truth.

This aunt, the Lord of Hell told stories – a lot of nonsense!

Oh, your method is also to deceive innocent young men and hungry young people.

Gu Fei, who has strong observation ability, An analysis of the micro-expressions has already brought her back to her original shape.

“Definitely a scam. Gu Fei gave a definition in his mind,”As for the true identity of this aunt, haha.”

Why not let Mr. Han and Xiaoli meet?

Because Xiaoli is a fiction!

And the person who fictionalized Xiaoli is right in front of you!

This kind of nonsense has never happened before.

It only takes a little decisive evidence to expose it She.

Seeing the tit-for-tat confrontation between Gu Fei and Aunt Xiaoli, Han Guo became anxious. If this continues, his aunt will definitely not agree with him and Xiaoli being together!

However, netizens love to see this

“Something is wrong with my aunt, she feels guilty! Did you see that she didn’t even dare to look at the host?”

“It’s a good show, haha, this crappy show is finally interesting!”

“I bet on a pack of spicy strips, a love trap, 100% fraud!”

The scene was in an awkward atmosphere. Han Guo asked the program team for help, but it turned out to be unhelpful!

“What a scam!”Han Guo wanted to cry, but he couldn’t help it. He could only clench his fists and wink at Gu Fei, asking him to stop immediately.

Can his aunt be offended?

“Mr. Han. But Gu Fei looked calm and stretched out his hand to Han Guo, making a gesture of asking for something,”Give me your cell phone.””

“ah? Han

Guo has been exploited by his aunt for the past three years and is used to being submissive:”Oh, okay, here it is.””

Taking the mobile phone handed over by the other party, Gu Fei opened Prestige, clicked on Xiaoli’s profile picture, and asked Han Guo in a serious manner:”Mr. Han, is this Prestige right?”

“Yeah!”

“Well! Gu Fei clicked lightly and casually sent a video call request,”Now that technology is so advanced, you two have to meet offline. You don’t know how to make a video call?””

This sentence caused water friends to laugh.

It was a bit damaging, but it was true.

It was quite humorous.

“Hehe, the host is right, wouldn’t it be enough to just have a video with two people? Be direct! If a man wants to be domineering, it depends on whether Xiaoli agrees or not.”

“Do you think the other party will pick it up?”

After Gu Fei sent the video call request, Han Guo turned pale with shock.

Host! You took my phone and did this?

I’m not a caveman, so I don’t know about video calls? It’s just that the other party doesn’t agree! And he’s disgusted.!

However, Gu Fei’s hand speed was too fast, and no one at the scene expected this to happen.

“Da la da la, da la da la!”

Suddenly, there was a ringing sound from aunt’s pocket. Gu Fei, Xiao Wang, and Han Guo immediately turned their heads and looked over.

“Xiaoli her aunt. Gu Fei reminded with a half-smile,”The ringtone is a request from Weixin Video. Who sent it?””

“I have a friend.”

The aunt looked flustered and hurriedly took out the mobile phone from her pocket, but before she looked at it, Gu Fei snatched it away. After snatching the mobile phone, Gu Fei glanced at it and handed it to Han Guo, and said with a smile:”Mr. Han, Do you see clearly? Whose video call request is this?”

This”aunt” was careless and failed to reset her prestige, which saved Gu Fei a lot of trouble.

With luck, he defeated the enemy with one move.

If this move didn’t work, Gu Fei also had many ways to make the opponent reveal his true form.

The case was solved!

Looking at the familiar threatening signal on his aunt’s cell phone, Han Guo was stunned.

“？？？”

“Aunt, why is Xiaoli’s prestige with you?”

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