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“Brother, have you been cheated too?”

An elite man in a suit handed a expensive cigarette to the middle-aged man next to him.

“It’s hard to describe in one word. The middle-aged man sighed,”How much have you been lied to?” I don’t have much, only ten thousand”

“Thirty thousand for me!”The elite man in a suit blinked,”Hey, we are both fallen people in the world, so why should we have known each other before. It’s fate today. This is my business card. Let’s get to know each other!”

Five or six unlucky guys gathered together, got to know each other and handed out business cards.

All the water friends were stunned.

“It’s a good saying that even though we are all downgraded people in the world, they are all great writers!”

“The uninformed would think that these guys are here for a party. People of the same kind flock together, and birds of a feather flock together? ?”

After talking for a while, these people lined up to take notes and check the losses under the arrangement of a policeman.

Of course, these were all live broadcast. However, Gu Fei asked the photographer Xiao Wang to pay attention to protecting privacy, either taking pictures of masks or riding horses.

“In this case, because of Mr. Han, most of the losses can be recovered.”

After getting to know everyone in the police station, Gu Fei continued to host《��”Golden Eyes” program:”The suspect Zhu Cuifang has had all her food, clothing, housing and transportation with Mr. Han for the past three years. As a result, all the stolen money had nowhere to spend, so it was all saved.”

Fortunately in misfortune.

Although Mr. Han was miserable, he saved huge losses for all the victims.

Give him a thumbs up!

After saying that, Gu Fei randomly found someone who had been deceived and conducted an interview.

“Hello, what is your name?”

Facing the microphone, the man wearing a mask immediately covered his eyes with his hands.

He wants face! He wants face!

“Forehead. The man announced his family name and said,”My surname is Wang. I didn’t expect that the other party was a liar. The loss was not bad, less than 10,000.””

Mr. Wang, who was interviewed, expressed regret in his words.

But something that made him regret even more came!

“OK, you bastard!”

Suddenly, a woman with arms thicker than her legs ran into the police station angrily and ran straight towards Gu Fei in the hall.

“Wang, you bastard!”The woman is Mr. Wang’s wife, and her husband’s scandals cannot be hidden at all.”You can’t even hide it behind my back with a shady woman!””

“Wife, listen to my explanation! Mr. Wang, who was picked up by his collar, begged for mercy,”The other party is a bastard liar, and I am the victim. I really haven’t done anything sorry for you!” And an old woman in her forties is not as beautiful as you!”

There is a tigress in the house, there is nothing we can do.

When Mr. Wang’s explanation reached the ears of the water friends, the whole screen burst into laughter.

The atmosphere of joy spread throughout the audience.

“Fortunately, he was deceived and it wasn’t true. Otherwise, Mr. Wang would be torn into pieces by his wife?”

“I went, the tigress came to the house, this Mr. Wang is very dangerous!”

“Mr. Wang is right, his 200-pound wife is indeed a little prettier than his aunt, just a little bit!

After hearing the explanation, Mr. Wang’s wife frowned and her anger subsided:”Then tell me honestly, where did the money you were defrauded come from ? I am in charge of all the money in the family, why are you hiding your private money? ?”

“Wife! Mr. Wang was in trouble and couldn’t tell,”My wife, things are not what you think. This money, my new salary bonus, has not been handed over to you yet.” In all conscience, I really didn’t hide any private money!”

How can a man’s private money be exposed?

“Fine! Mr. Wang’s wife snorted coldly,”I’ll give you a good look when I get home!””

Watching his wife leave, Mr. Wang immediately lined up dejectedly and cooperated with the work.

This bizarre case, under the live broadcast of”Golden Eye”, has spread online and offline at the same time.

Outside the Xihang Police Station, hundreds of people gathered, all concerned The unlucky ones were talking a lot

“Mom, look, look, these men have all been deceived. A 46-year-old aunt pretended to be a girl, and they were all fooled!”

“The new host of GoldenEye, Brother Fei, is awesome. He did a big thing right after he came on, and he came out to ask for autographs soon!”

“Went in, and a few more unlucky men went in, haha, the number of victims +3″

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At this time, many staff members at Jiangnan Satellite TV were also watching the live broadcast of”Golden Eye”

“Gu Fei, this kid, can do it right away. The number of viewers has exceeded 80,000!”

“It has a bright future and will be the mainstay of our satellite TV in the future!”

“Haha, you made me laugh so hard. You told me that GoldenEye is a people’s livelihood program that no one watches? Be funny!”

Director Zhao Weiqiang of Jiangnan Satellite TV was also accompanied by his assistant at this time, drinking tea and watching the live broadcast.

Half an hour ago, the assistant ran in in a panic and said that the live broadcast of”Golden Eye” exploded!

Director Zhao was frightened..

Something happened as soon as he handed over the show to the newcomer Gu Fei?

But when he saw the show’s effect, he was relieved.

“What’s going on, my girlfriend’s aunt, who I’ve been living with for three years, turns out to be the girlfriend herself?”

Such a ridiculous plot really happened!

Director Zhao’s sparse hair is full of question marks

“It was also a serial fraud case, with as many as 22 people defrauded, and millions of dollars involved!”

“Haha, I got it right, a young man like Gu Fei can do it!”

Taking another sip of tea, Director Zhao continued to watch the live broadcast with gusto.

He hasn’t been this happy for a long time.

During the live broadcast, a young man and woman appeared. They were lovers and were receiving mediation from Gu Fei.

“Host, please comment, we have been together for three years, and he, he actually did such a thing behind my back!”

“Xiaoru, I was wrong, please give me a chance, okay?”

“impossible!”Xiao Ru threw her hands away on the spot,”You can go there with your 46-year-old goddess in the future!”

This matter is unbearable.

A couple broke up.

“Go with your 46-year-old goddess.” This sentence caused laughter on the Internet.

I have never seen such a fresh and refined reason for breaking up.

“The man deserves it. He doesn’t cherish such a good girlfriend and does this behind his back. Well, this time he lost his wife and lost his army. His reputation and wealth are all gone!”

Scenes of family ethics dramas were staged in the lobby of the police station

“How did the plot become like this?”Gu Fei felt puzzled in his heart. The hot news system is too weird. It started with such a great start, I can’t even imagine it in the future.

“Counting the time, that guy Dupin is coming soon.”

Gu Fei continued to broadcast live to netizens. Four or five hours had passed since the broadcast of”Golden Eye”, but the popularity was still soaring.

Suddenly, a crisp slap came from the police station hall.

Everyone’s attention immediately focused on

“divorce!”

A couple came here this time. The man was an ordinary office worker and was defrauded of some money.

“Wife, calm down. Covering his face, the beaten man explained,”When I get the money back, let’s talk about it when we get home, okay?””

“you you you! The woman pointed at her husband and was furious,”You’re a loser. You’re usually so stingy. How come you can be defrauded of money while chatting online?””

In life, if a woman is asked to buy a rose for Valentine’s Day, men would find it too expensive.

“How much have you been lied to?”

It must be a lot, otherwise why would you come here?

Netizens are also curious about how much money this man was defrauded, which made his wife furious.

“30 yuan!”

The man was serious and slowly said a number.

“Thirty dollars?”His wife got mad on the spot, pinched her husband’s ears and walked out.

“Ouch, wife, let go, let go, it hurts!”

He is another wife who is afraid of his wife, but he just likes to do bad things without telling his wife. It’s a pity that a man’s wife doesn’t care about his feelings.

Come to the police station for this little money? You can’t afford to embarrass this man!

This matter, netizens It’s a frying pan

“Thirty yuan, I heard you right, haha, I was defrauded of thirty yuan, this is the shame of my aunt’s fraud career!”

“Came here for thirty yuan? Well, it doesn’t seem to be a problem, no matter how small the money is, it’s still money!”

Even the registered police officer was made to laugh by this scene. She covered her mouth and trembled with joy. The normally serious police station was filled with joy.

“Go, go, go! Get out of here!”The man’s wife was gnashing her teeth with hatred, she just wanted to take away her disgraced husband as soon as possible.

This stingy man would not let go of thirty yuan, and would rather die in society!

“Let go! What to go! The man threw his wife away and said,”Thirty yuan is not money. Why can’t I come here to protect my legal rights?””

That’s right and awe-inspiring.

“Aren’t you embarrassed enough?”But men and wives can’t stand the strange looks around them and on the Internet. If they don’t leave, if they are recognized by the neighbors, how will they live in the future?

“Shame on you! ?”

The man’s face darkened and he saw his wife frowning.

Emotions brewing, everyone in the live broadcast room was looking forward to what words he would use to refute his wife’s point of view.

“I found that this man’s brain circuit is different from that of ordinary people. He may have been kicked by a donkey.”

“Is it really another weird thing?”

After a few seconds of silence, the man spoke.

“How could it be embarrassing? The man looked at his wife, whom he had lived with for seven years, and said,”Honey, I was cheated. I am the victim!””

“How can I be embarrassed if I come to ask for my hard-earned money?”

“Is this any different from migrant workers asking for wages?”

What a victim theory!

It’s glorious to protect rights and interests!

The focus is indeed different from that of ordinary people.

When the man said these words, the whole network burst into laughter.

On Jiangnan Satellite TV, Director Zhao, who was drinking tea and watching the live broadcast, spat out a mouthful of water on computer screen

“Migrant workers asking for wages are completely different from you, right? ?”

You are so awesome, what kind of strange brain circuit do you have?

“What kind of bullshit are they! Isn’t this shameful?”

“Damn it, you were deceived with impure motives. You are an unlucky person, but it is really embarrassing!”

“Thank you GoldenEye, thank you Brother Fei, for allowing me to see so many wonderful things.”

Across the country, at this moment,”accidents” are happening because of laughing too much.

Some people dropped cups in their hands; some spit on the table while eating; some bumped into telephone poles while watching live broadcasts; some sprayed their girlfriends A face filled with milk tea.

In a northern courtyard house, an old man rolled off his chair after reading this and fell to the ground, holding his stomach and laughing wildly.

“Hahaha! Little girl, little girl, come in and help grandpa!”

When my granddaughter saw this, she immediately entered the house and helped her grandfather who fell to the ground. When he sat on the chair again, he was still laughing crazily and couldn’t stop the car at all.

He helped me up.���You can still laugh!

The laughter never stops.

At this time, Gu Fei had finished interviewing another victim and his family.

Then he looked towards the door and saw a familiar figure.

An indescribable smell of sand sculpture suddenly hit my face, it was unmistakable!

In terms of shamelessness, those who were deceived before were not worthy of shaving his legs.

That man.

Super dog-licking Doberman, he is finally here…

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