Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Brother Fei!”

When Du Bin came in, he only saw Gu Fei.

He wasn’t wearing a mask or sunglasses. Sorry? There was no such word in his dictionary.

“Hurry up! Du Bin came over and urged,”Where is that liar? Take me to see it quickly!””

“Not giving up? Do you still care about the other person’s appearance?”Gu Fei looked at Du Bin who appeared in the live broadcast camera, and wanted to remind him that it was already too late.

I wanted to protect your privacy, but you are so unsatisfied that you took the initiative to reveal your secret!

It’s better now, the whole network will know your virtue.

He has a flat-toed shoehorn face, thick eyebrows and small eyes.

Although his appearance is unattractive, he still looks like a person.

“This is not nonsense! Du Bin winked,”People should face life optimistically at all times and have hope for the future.””

Although I was deceived, I still have expectations for whether the liar is a beautiful woman.

Optimism

“You call this optimism?”Gu Fei really didn’t want to expose the other party, so he thought about it and said,”You are so shameless.”

True, a thinking animal with its lower body

“Pfft haha!”

The appearance of Dubin immediately set off a Category 15 hurricane in the live broadcast room!

“Is this Fei Ge’s friend who works in two different ways? He looks so… he looks so happy”

“As soon as this guy appeared, the style of the show was wrong. Look at Brother Fei’s disgusted look, haha.”

Then, Gu Fei took Du Bin to see his aunt.

After seeing his aunt, a middle-aged ugly woman, Du Bin’s face twitched obviously a few times.

“She is that student girl, an urban white-collar woman, your goddess. Gu Fei introduced solemnly,”How about it? Do you still want to lick it?””

“vomit!”

Doubin covered his mouth and ran towards the toilet.

The last bit of fantasy was shattered.

The dog licking is unlucky, but the water friend is happy.

“I’m desperate. I must be desperate this time, right?”

“Haha, Brother Fei is a bit damaged, but this kind of licking dog needs to be given a mace to wake up.”

Du Bin left for ten minutes, during which time two policemen came over to talk to Gu Fei about the situation.

“This time, 18 of the 22 people who were deceived came, and 3 said they didn’t have time and would wait a few days to come.”

“One more to go?”

“right. Officer Li nodded,”The other party’s prestige name is Brother Xiangkui. We have contacted him and will be here soon.””

“This brother Sunflower was defrauded of five thousand.”

Officer Zhu added while looking towards the toilet.

Did you vomit for so long?

Now the whole police station knows this guy Du Bin!

After another five minutes, Du Bin finally came out of the men’s room with renewed energy.

“Finished vomiting? Gu Fei joked,”It’s okay. If you can’t stand it anymore, throw up again. You’ll get used to it if you keep throwing up.””

“I am resurrected with full blood. Du Bin smiled brightly at the live broadcast camera, smiling as if he was crying,”Hello everyone, let me introduce you to each other. I am Gu Fei’s classmate at university. Du Bin, Du Fu’s Du, VIP’s Bin. We have a close relationship.””

“The relationship is not strong and has become rusty long ago.”

Gu Fei was making trouble at the same time, causing tens of thousands of water friends to burst into laughter.

His words caught everyone off guard.

“Suddenly I found that Fei Ge has a bit of a venomous tongue, but I like this hosting style!”

“The relationship is not strong and has become rusty long ago. Haha, the show of Tihua! Show show show!”

“It turns out that Brother Fei is still a joker, and I, Prince Duan, admire him!”

But soon, water friends discovered another big problem.

Name!

“Guys, Doberman! His name is Dupin? I’ll choke you, haha, no wonder it’s a dog licking!”

“Doberman Pinscher, holy crap! What a dog. Hahahaha, you are born with the attributes of a dog, and your parents are very good at naming names. Parents of this kind recommend retaking Chinese language courses.”

“Are you people of any caliber? Why are you attacking other people’s parents? If you want to attack, attack Doberman!”

Not only netizens, but ordinary people who came to the lobby to do business on the spot also pointed and commented on these unlucky guys.

Such a bizarre case is unheard of.

Du Bin took the initiative to introduce himself, which was a surprise to Gu Fei.

If you are shameless, you are invincible!

You really want all the netizens to know you, right?

“I said Dupin, you are really not afraid of being criticized when you walk on the road in the future. Isn’t it embarrassing?”

Look, that licking dog, that shameless one!

“Afraid? Du Bin looked at Gu Fei without changing his expression,”What’s so embarrassing about this?” I’m the victim, I was defrauded of my money, and it’s that shameless aunt who’s the one who’s ashamed!”

It’s the familiar victim theory again.

So similar to the man before.

“You are so proud after being deceived, damn it! Refresh Laozi’s three views”

“Haha, Dupin and the man just now are long-lost brothers? How to speak a virtuous person?”

“Good guy, another thick-skinned master with abnormal brain circuitry.”

“I saw more weird things on the live broadcast today than I have seen in twenty years? Why?”

After Du Bin came over, most of the men who were deceived were already at the scene. The scene was busy, everyone was dealing with this incredible case. Writing notes, registering, verifying information and identity, checking losses, everything was done. Ten people were dispatched.

Many people managed to get through it

“This liar aunt, we haven’t been this busy in a long time. Several comrades handling the incident laughed and compared their identities,”But if you can catch the criminal, you can be busy no matter how busy you are!””

“Isn’t that right? According to Xiao Li, it was all discovered by the host of GoldenEye. This Gu Fei really has a pair of golden eyes, hehe!”

Many policemen were full of praise for Gu Fei.

It was four o’clock in the afternoon, and half of the people watching outside had gone.

Since the show started, the number of viewers has exceeded the one hundred thousand mark, and the following fans have also increased from 10,000 at the beginning. It has risen to 260,000 today!

“It has entered the 50th hot search! Photographer Xiao Wang was extremely excited when he saw Douyin’s hot search,”Brother Fei, this issue of GoldenEye, we are on the hot search!””

It’s so fast, faster than a rocket!

Douyin, as the largest short video APP today, has a hot search list.

From 1 to 50, it is not entered casually

“Oh, got it.”Gu Fei responded calmly to Xiao Wang, how could this program just be on Douyin hot searches?

In a few days, when the matter is fermented, the main event will be!

The victim interview was almost done, Gu Fei came to Officer Li and the two again around

“Officer Li, isn’t there another person who has been deceived coming today?”

Brother Xiangkui, who is famous for his reputation, was defrauded of 5,000 yuan.

After completing the interview with this person, Gu Fei felt that this issue of”Golden Eye” could be a perfect ending.

“Oh, yes, yes. Officer Li nodded, thinking of the other party,”Brother Xiangkui will be here soon!””

“Gu Fei, it’s really thanks to you this time, haha!”

“It should.”

Gu Fei and Officer Li chatted for a while, and Dobin twisted around.

“Fei Ge, OK.”The money Du Bin was defrauded by his aunt will be put on his card in the next few days,”Hey, I’ll leave first.”

Turn around and face out.

Du Bin only took three steps when he was stopped by Gu Fei.

“Don’t forget about treating guests to dinner in the evening.”

Although you have been deceived, it does not prevent you from treating guests to dinner.

“OK! Garlic, you are cruel! Du

Bin twitched the corner of his mouth, turned his head, and said with a smile:”See you at the same place as before.””

Sending the dog-licking Doberman away, Officer Li looked at each other, but still couldn’t hold back his laughter.

We are professionally trained, no matter how funny we are, we will not laugh unless we can’t help it!

At this time, water friends in the live broadcast room They are all concerned about the deceived person who has not come over yet, Brother Xiangkui

“There are a total of 22 unlucky guys, 3 of them can’t come today, and 1 is left, which must be very wretched!”

“Brother Xiangkui, judging by his name, you are not a serious person! What does sunflower mean? Please RI! Pervert Plus!”

Reading books on May Day will be great! Recharge 100 and get 500 VIP coupons!

Grab a deposit now (activity time: April 29 to May 3)