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“This is a man who dares to face the bloody cuckold!”

“I stand by Mr. Zhu on this matter, full-time wife? Haha, you are a full-time thief, right?”

The tremendous pressure has left Mrs. Zhu and her lover breathless.

Knowing that the situation was over, Mrs. Zhu took a deep breath, hugged her son, and answered her husband decisively.

“yes! I did something sorry for you!”

“But I also have difficulties!”

Although I cheated on you, I still have a relationship with you.

“Do you know that you work every day and leave everything at home to me?”

“You often work overtime and go on business trips. Do you know how lonely and helpless I feel at home alone every night?”

Beginning to shift the blame to make her moral quality less low.

Mrs. Zhu’s sophistry made netizens feel sick

“vomit! I vomited all my food the night before. Damn, it’s so shameless. Your man works hard to earn money to support your family, and you actually blame him for your cheating?

“You see, this woman has been holding her son in her arms. She is obviously afraid that Mr. Zhu will take action and use her son as a shield.”

“Shameless, my son also had an affair with his lover at home. How big of a psychological impact will the children have when they grow up?”

“son?”

Speaking of this, the water friend immediately discovered the key point.

They have all cheated on each other. The 3-year-old son may be the little Wang next door!

Who has not heard of the urban legend of the old Wang next door?

The water friend once again used the topic to make various jokes.

“Hehe, Xiao Wang lives next door. Isn’t this the youth version of Lao Wang next door?”

“Oh my god, the youth version of Laowang next door is indeed Prince Duan, Xiu Xiu Xiu!”

My friend Duan Wangye once again showed his style as a master of jokes.

Suddenly, the scene burst into tears.——

“Wow! Wow! Wow!”

The quarrel in front of him made the child riot.

His son’s cry once again softened Mr. Zhu’s hard heart.

“Baby, come here and hold me!”

My wife doesn’t want to cheat, but my son, Mr. Zhu, must fight for it.

However, when he saw Mr. Zhu coming over to hug him, the child hugged his mother’s neck tightly and turned his head with disgust.

This child did not kiss Mr. Zhu at all.

“No way, no way! Is this kid really a bastard? Mr. Zhu is so miserable!”

“She is definitely not her biological child. Look at her disgusted look. This woman is so hateful!”

My wife is gone, and my son is gone too?

Mr. Zhu immediately froze on the spot, in a dilemma.

A tragic family ethics drama is being staged.

“Yeah!”Mr. Zhu finally saw it clearly. He has been a cuckold for at least four years!

“You bitch! Not only did you steal a man, but you also asked me to raise your son for nothing, right? ?”

He was so angry that he even had the intention of killing people.

Mr. Zhu was afraid of hurting the child. Although he was not his son, his conscience told him that the child was innocent. He could only vent his anger on the little king next door.

“calm! Mr. Zhu calm down.”

Gu Fei stepped forward to break up the fight. No matter how big the scale of the Golden Eye live broadcast is, there can’t be any blood.

“Mr. Zhu, the law will give you justice. Listen to my advice. It’s not worth it for this kind of person.”

“Host, don’t worry, I won’t be stupid enough to die with such a person!”

Holding a fruit knife, Mr. Zhu once again approached Xiao Wang next door.

“Stay inside and don’t move! Mr. Zhu threatened,”If you dare to come out of the cabinet, I will chop you!””

“elder brother! I don’t move. Xiao Wang trembled all over,”Calm down!””

At this point, all water friends believe that Mrs. Zhu not only cheated on Xiao Wang next door, but also gave birth to a son for her lover.

This adultery lasted for at least 4 years!

“The guy next door is awesome. He was only 20 years old 4 years ago and he was very energetic.”

“Tragically, Mr. Zhu raised his son for three years in vain!”

Seeing this, many male netizens felt sorry for Mr. Zhu, and many female netizens also expressed deep sympathy.

Seeing that her lover’s situation was getting more and more dangerous, Mrs. Zhu said nothing, held her son in front of Xiao Wang next door, and begged bitterly. Said:”Husband, I know I was wrong, please let us go, Xiao Wang didn’t mean it!”

“you!”

If Mrs. Zhu hadn’t been holding the child, Mr. Zhu would have passed away with a slap in the face.”

“Do you still have the nerve to say it?”

My wife is willing to go against herself in order to protect her lover. Mr. Zhu feels that he has failed as a human being.”

“Husband, listen to me! Mrs. Zhu shook her son in her arms and shouted loudly,”I’m not that kind of person. The child is really your son!””

Mrs. Zhu’s words made all netizens blush and petrify.

“Wow, even the Doberman dog can’t compare to this woman in terms of thick skin!”

“What she meant was that although I had an affair, I was not a shameless woman, at least the child belonged to my husband!”

“Man, please be grateful, I just cheated on you, at least I gave you a son!”

The topic is once again hot, but who is the child? There are serious differences among water friends.

Whoever you say belongs to whom? Until now, Mr. Zhu doesn’t believe it!

“explain! Mr. Zhu pointed the knife at his lover behind his wife and shouted,”Is the child your child?””

“elder brother! Xiao Wang cried,”The child really isn’t mine. It’s only been a year since I moved next door, and I’ve only known your wife for that little time. Really!””

“Who knows if you have known each other before?”

At the critical juncture, Xiao Wang was eager to prove his innocence and told all nonsense.

“I am innocent, brother, believe me! I only defiled your wife’s body, but I didn’t let her bear my child!”

“……”

How lethal is one sentence?

Xiao Wang next door made a panicked excuse and knocked all the water friends down. Mr. Zhu was even more confused.

Many water friends who were lying in bed watching the live broadcast rolled out of bed laughing and couldn’t get up.

How shameless can an adulterer and adulterer be?

“Haha, the guy next door redefines innocence. Dude, I’ll spit a mouthful of thick phlegm from 1982 on your face.”

“Wise words, hehe. I only defiled your wife’s body, but I didn’t let her bear my child! How shameless do you have to be to say something like this?”

“Look at Fei Ge’s expression, Fei Ge can’t stand it, oh shit! So damn disgusting.”

I can’t stand it anymore, who will take in this weird couple of adulterers and adulterers?

Mr. Zhu didn’t let Xiao Wang go, but became even more angry.

“Brother, I have proof! I have proof! The child is definitely not mine.”Xiao Wang begged,”Can you let me out first? I can’t run away.”

“You, get out!”

The hat on Mr. Zhu’s head turned a little greener.

Then, Xiao Wang balled up into a ball in the closet, and then”rolled” out.

Ask him to get out, and he really rolled out.

“Poof!”Xiaoxue, the assistant next to Gu Fei, couldn’t hold it in any longer and covered her mouth and kept laughing. Is

Golden Eye really a people’s livelihood program, not a comedy program?

“Haha, Xiao Wang next door is sensible, Mr. Zhu told him to get out, and this guy really got out!”

“Damn, it made me laugh so hard, that’s right, that’s right, this is the comedy show GoldenEye, hahaha”

“Shameless! Extremely shameless! Brother Fei will criticize this kind of person!”

After rolling out of the closet, Xiao Wang next door covered his red underpants and looked at Mr. Zhu in horror.

“Say, where is the evidence?”Mr. Zhu’s eyes were about to burst, and he wished he could cut Xiao Wang into pieces with a thousand knives.

“Where.”

Xiao Wang stretched out his hand, pointed under the bed, and replied in a weak voice.

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