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“What do you mean the evidence is under the bed?”

“Why did a good defense of rights end up arresting someone on the spot?”

The development of the plot of Golden Eye this time, breaking the water friend’s waist again, is so exciting!

No one is not curious about the evidence, including the cuckold Mr. Zhu. Suspicious, he instructed Xiao Wang to take out the evidence.

Lying on the ground, Xiao Wang slowly He moved toward the side of the bed. When he came to the side, he stretched out his hand and pulled underneath.

Then, he took out a few transparent gadgets from under the bed, and there were…

When he saw the seven or eight used items in Xiao Wang’s hand, When he saw that thing, Mr. Zhu’s expression was shattered.

He would never have thought that the evidence that Xiao Wang next door mentioned was actually this thing! Are you sure it is evidence, not provocation and showing off?

Netizens immediately exploded!

“A proper provocation, Xiao Wang is asking if you see it, this is the evidence of what your wife and I are doing!”

“The weird fighter jet, the guy next door is so awesome, is this thing called evidence? Indeed, this thing proves that you are strong and shameless, who are you showing off to?”

Hold the”evidence”, Xiao Wang explained to Mr. Zhu:”Brother, did you see it? Not only today, my sister-in-law and I take safety measures every time, so the child is definitely yours!”

The fresh and refined explanation has impressed many water friends.

“Let me tell you, everyone in Golden Eyes has talents. Xiao Wang is so weird, haha!”

“Showing this evidence would be even more uncomfortable than not showing it, and Mr. Zhu’s face would turn into pig liver.”

What Xiao Wang next door did was tantamount to telling the cheated Mr. Zhu –

Hey, brother, your wife is awesome!

We had a great time, do you know now?

After listening to Xiao Wang’s words, Mr. Zhu just felt like After being stabbed several times, his hair was almost green.

Resisting the urge to vomit blood, he cursed again:”Do you think I will believe you?”

“Brother, I still have evidence!”Xiao Wang continued to present the so-called evidence,”Your son is 3 years old. Do you think about the gifts I gave him this year? If it were really my child, would I be so indifferent?”

This reason is barely tenable.

“Brother, if you still don’t believe it, you can take your child for testing!”

Xiao Wang and Mrs. Zhu have only been together for a year. Of course, he cannot be the father of the child.

As for whether the child is really Mr. Zhu’s, you have to ask Mrs. Zhu

“Is he my son? Mr.

Zhu stared at his wife with widened bloodshot eyes and asked,”If I find out you are lying, be careful!””

“Husband, it’s really yours! Mrs. Zhu cried out,”If you don’t believe it, you can take your child for a paternity test!””

When it comes to this, I basically conclude that the child is fine.

But what happened to Mr. Zhu is really green.

“I originally felt miserable for Mr. Han, who had been deceived by his aunt for three years, until Mr. Zhu showed up.”

“I also know that Mr. Zhu is miserable, but I can’t help it, haha, I can’t hold it in anymore!”

After the adulterer and adulteress confessed, the affair was settled.

It was time to get down to business.

Does anyone still remember that this was a furniture quality dispute?

“Mr. Zhu, now that the matter has come to this, you should use legal weapons to defend yourself. Gu Fei suggested,”Let’s go get a paternity test tomorrow. Just handle this matter how you want it to be handled.””

“good.”Mr. Zhu replied feebly.

He regretted it. Why did he buy new furniture when he had nothing to do, and what rights could he defend when he had nothing to do?

Family scandals should not be made public. Now the whole Internet knows about it!

He is obviously the most innocent one, and he is also the one with the worst consequences.

“Representative Gong, how does the furniture look?”

When Gu Fei hosted GoldenEye, the brand’s after-sales service team was always checking the quality of the furniture and doing his best to

“After reading it, can I express my opinion?”

It is Gong Shengyu’s duty to maintain the reputation of Quanya brand furniture!

He can now answer resoundingly that there is no problem with the quality of their brand!

But who cares about the quality of your furniture? Netizens only want to see exciting things

“The after-sales representative went aside and said, Okay, okay, I know your Quanya brand is fine, right?”

“The camera is for the adulterer and whore, who wants to see the furniture!”

…………

Walking in front of the camera, Gong Shengyu began to explain the reasons for the quality problems of these furniture

“Please take a look at the bedside table. Gong Shengyu pulled the drawer down and took it out, pointing to the deformed slide below and said,”The reason why the bedside table drawer is not flexible is due to several violent opening and closing times, excessive force and rough methods.””

In order to be more intuitive, the golden eye lens was zoomed in.

The sharp-eyed netizens were attracted by the things in the drawer.

“Oops, I didn’t expect Mrs. Zhu to be quite sentimental. She has several sets of those underwear stuffed into the bedside table?”

“Stimulating, irritating, wait, isn’t that bottle of Viagra on the side? Haha, Viagra! No wonder Xiao Wang is so fierce!”

Mr. Zhu also saw the things in the drawer.

Immediately, his face turned green and grassland.

“Adulterer and adulterer, what is this! ?”Mr. Zhu picked up the underwear inside, as well as a small half bottle of Viagra, and threw it on the dog man and woman.

Two more knives were inserted into his body.

It was already scarred, but now it is even more riddled with holes!

Mr. Zhu has already He hasn’t touched his wife for several months. Whenever he has desires, his wife refuses on the grounds of taking care of the children.

But the truth is that she and the little king next door are as happy as gods every day!

You bitch, get clean and get out of the house. Well, you have to compensate me for mental damages!

“I’ll get a paternity test tomorrow and get a divorce!”

Suffering his anger, Mr. Zhu continued to listen to Gong Shengyu’s explanation of furniture quality issues.

“As you can see, the reason why the bed in the master bedroom is loose is because it is shaking violently up and down, left and right, too violently.”

Everyone in the live broadcast room understands Gong Shengyu’s words.

They have already made up a picture in their minds!

“Haha, it’s not a problem with the bed, so the question is, how much movement is required to make the bed unable to hold it?”

“Pfft, Mr. Zhu’s face turned even more ugly, with bruises all over him. Can this after-sales representative please stop doing the last stab?”

After explaining the reasons for the looseness of the bed frame, Gong Shengyu began to analyze the dent problem in the middle of the bed.

“For this model of soft double bed, our cushions are made of small springs reinforced by sponge.”

“The current partial depression may be caused by water intrusion. The sponge absorbs water and becomes moldy, and the spring rusts, affecting its elasticity.”

One sentence once again caused water friends to complain.

“You guys and gals are having a great time!”

These explanations are better than no explanation at all! To be executed in public, this is to roast Mr. Zhu on the cross!

After talking about the bed, Gong Shengyu walked to the wardrobe.

The reason why the master bedroom wardrobe is not sliding smoothly is also because of the use of violence

“Haha, I take back what I just said, the furniture is pretty nice too, hehe.”

“It’s so miserable for Mr. Zhu. The after-sales service is all about making up for the damage, and every word hurts my heart!”

“Stop using the knife! Stop using the knife! There’s no one left to do the last hit! Do you want to kill Mr. Zhu with a knife?”

“Can you please stop making fun of me? I am the only one who is still concerned about whether the faucet has been repaired?”

Compared with the professional after-sales representative Gong Shengyu, Master Niu, a simple and honest plumber and electricity repairman, is more reliable.

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