Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Master Niu, I understand!”

“Isn’t this more down-to-earth than those sanctimonious philosophical masters? able?”

“Marriage is like a faucet, conflicts and problems accumulate. If you can detect and repair leaks when they occur, your relationship will last forever!”

“When the faucet is really broken, it cannot be repaired. If the relationship is not repaired in time, it can only be broken off! So incisive!”

Seeing Master Niu who was like a master in the live broadcast room, Director Zhao of Jiangnan Satellite TV became interested.

“Little horse. Director Zhao smiled at the assistant beside him and said,”Look, this Master Niu is hiding something secretly. He must have an unknown past!””

“That’s what the director said. Assistant Ma nodded,”I believe Gu Fei will not let go of this hot spot and will dig it out.””

Excellent journalists, good at discovering.

Master Niu’s amazing words made the Internet abuzz.

These water friends, who were so excited just now because they saw the cheating, suddenly became concerned about the past of a plumber and electricity master?

“Master Niu, how do you maintain your marriage?”Gu Fei once again helped water friends ask questions.

“Host, please put your hand under the faucet and feel it. Gu

Fei did as he was told and stretched his hand under the faucet. Then, Master Niu opened the faucet and the water flowed down.

At first the water was very small, then very large, and finally moderate.

All the water fell on Gu Fei’s palm, making waves of water splash.

Onlookers were watching. Among all the people, no one knew Master Niu’s intention

“Host, do you feel it?”Master Niu gently turned off the faucet and asked Gu Fei with a smile.

“Feel.”

Gu Fei nodded. The confusion between the two made the water friend anxious.

“Damn, what did Brother Fei feel? Is it possible to realize this?”

“Brother Fei, if you know, tell me now, don’t be a dumbass!”

Soon, Gu Fei explained to the friends in the live broadcast room:”Marriage is like a faucet, you have to feel it with your body and mind. Water flow is communication, it must not be without it”

“The faucet is turned on too low, the water flow is small and I can’t feel it. Turn it on high and the water flow will increase, which will cause discomfort. Only moderate water flow is comfortable”

“In marriage, the same is true for the communication between two people. There is too little unfamiliarity and too much boredom. Only in moderation can we feel comfortable and long-term.”

“The communication in marriage is more or less appropriate. It needs to be felt with the body and the heart, just like I just caught the water with my hands.”

After hearing the explanation, Master Niu smiled and nodded, acknowledging Gu Fei’s words.

“bump!”

In an instant, Gu Fei’s words were like a meteorite falling into the Pacific Ocean, causing huge waves on the Internet.

“With Master Niu’s philosophy of life, the family will definitely be happy and happy, I’m so envious!”

“Fighting between gods! It’s so cool, the two masters Fei Ge and Master Niu are facing each other live! Stimulate!”

“Fei Ge will always be your Fei Ge, can you realize this?”

“Marriage is like a faucet, you have to feel it with your body and mind. Water flow is communication, it must not be without! Everyone said, which marriage guru can say the same level of wisdom as Fei Ge?”

You can always trust Brother Fei!

There has even been a craze on the Internet to explore Master Niu’s past.

A big shot of this level should not be just a plumber and electricity repairman.

The doubts of water friends can only be left to Gu Fei to solve open

“Master Niu, netizens also want to ask you, when did you figure out these principles?”

Facing Gu Fei’s microphone and camera, Master Niu thought for a moment and replied,”About ten years ago.”

I have understood it long ago

“Then your married life must be very happy in the past ten years.”

Calculating his age, Master Niu should have got married more than ten years ago, which is a perfect match!

Having seen through the true meaning of marriage early, it is certainly impossible for him to have an emotional rift with his wife.

Various versions of Master Niu’s mysterious past are flying around the Internet!

He was once a romantic young man, but in the end he turned around and started a family with the woman he loved most. He lived a happy life.

He had experienced countless relationships, but he finally met the one in his life!

He had stood at the top and fallen to the bottom. He I have seen through the world a long time ago, and now I just want to live an ordinary life.

I am just short of blowing Master Niu into outer space

…………

Gu Fei’s question made Master Niu fall into a brief silence.

“Marriage?”

Master Niu suddenly smiled bitterly and glanced at the ceiling, unable to look back on the past:”Hey, to tell you the truth, I have never been married.”

“……”

“？？？？？？”

In one second, the entire live broadcast room was filled with question marks.

The screen is full of question marks, hello to you

“Children, do you have many questions?”

The army of”question marks” covering the sky and the sun made the water friends dizzy.

“What? ? Master Niu, the master of marriage, is not married yet. He looks to be in his forties or fifties. Not married?”

“Confused? She must be divorced, children at this age are almost in love!”

“The person who talks so eloquently about the relationship between the sexes in marriage is not married? Who are you lying to? I don’t believe it!”

“Brothers, when a question mark comes up, I ask first to respect you! ? ? ? ? ? ?”

Damn it, the plot is really exciting!

Ouch, my waist flashed!

“Master Niu, have you never been married? Gu Fei was stunned for a moment and continued the interview,”Really?””

“yes. Master Niu sighed and laughed at himself, lamenting the cruelty of his fate,”With my appearance and height, I still work in plumbing and electricity repairs. I make little money and the work is hard. Who would care about me?””

“We went on dozens of blind dates and no one looked at me.”

It’s miserable. It turns out that Master Niu has also been tortured.

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.”

“If you don’t have a house, a car, or looks, what woman would be willing to understand your heart?”

So heartbreakingly real!

This scene shocked netizens across the country. You must know that the audience watching GoldenEye comes from all over the country.

Who doesn’t like to be in a good mood?

At this moment, in the dressing room behind the scenes of a certain press conference, people are preparing to become famous. Shen Yidan, the first sister of Satellite TV, was also watching the live broadcast on her tablet. Although she was mentally prepared, she was still derailed by the faucet repairman and Master Niu’s reversal, which made her branches tremble and laugh like flowers.

“Pfft, haha, Gu Fei, you are so talented, right?”

“Oops, why did things turn out like this?”

The laughter of the first sister Shen Yidan made the assistants and managers at a loss.

Oh, my sister, you are almost walking on the red carpet and you are still watching the live broadcast?

If others see you smiling like this, your personality will collapse.!

“Sister Dan, it’s almost time, can we watch the live broadcast later?”The assistant girl begged hard and finally made Shen Yidan realize the seriousness of the problem.

“OK OK!”Shen Yidan was in a hurry and immediately put down the tablet and stood up. However, she accidentally knocked over the coffee next to her.

With a pop, the coffee splashed all over her red rose evening dress, forming large ugly stains.

“……”

“Oh, Sister Dan! What to do now!”

“How do I know what to do?”Shen Yidan somehow got into trouble today. Maybe he laughed too much.”Is there any spare one in the box?”

“Yes, yes!”The assistant girl and her manager hurriedly unpacked the box, and then changed Shen Yidan’s dress.

After changing into a lower-grade red evening dress, Shen Yidan was extremely depressed and ordered his assistant to throw the tablet into the box, secretly complaining in his heart.

“The show GoldenEye is poisonous!”

As a TV station sister, she was treated like this by an online program of her own TV station. It’s very shameful.

“I wonder if the director has watched it?”

If there is a chance, Shen Yidan must take a look at that old fox to see what kind of character he is when watching”Golden Eye”.

Of course he is laughing!

“Ouch, my waist! my waist!

Director Zhao was told by Master Niu,”Not married.””，���Disappointed.

I covered my waist and almost fell off the chair.

“Haha, Master Niu, you are so awesome! We have been making trouble for a long time. Are you Zhao Kuo?”

The issue of marriage is talked about clearly, but the result is all talk on paper?

I have never been married, I have never been in love, and maybe I have never even held the hand of the opposite sex. I am in my forties, how miserable!

But I talk so much about gender issues.

Good guy, you are deceiving. Sex is too strong.

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