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“They are all knives!”

Countless netizens sympathized with Mr. Zhu’s experience.

It turned out to be his wife’s cheating, but now it has turned into an execution for the whole network.

However, the after-sales representative Gong Shengyu’s last stab was not over yet. In order to prove that the quality of their brand is reliable, he picked up a throwing knife again and aimed at Zhu Prick your chest, sir!

“Our branded beds and sofas outside the lobby are made with the same craftsmanship. The reason why the sofa has the same problem is also due to local water ingress and violent use and dragging.”

“In addition to the problems with sofas, dining tables and dining chairs, it is also due to violent use that makes them withstand excessively violent movements and forces.”

Bang bang bang, several ruthless flying knives pierced Mr. Zhu’s heart!

I thought it was an ordinary furniture rights protection, but I didn’t expect it to be played by Gu Fei!

Repairing the faucet? I have never seen such repairs before.!

“Oops, please don’t show Mr. Zhu’s face during the camera. It’s so tragic. I felt bad when I saw it.”

“It’s not a matter of cuckoldry, but a piece of green grassland growing on my head. My wife is having so much fun, so shameless!”

“Wow, the battleground between this couple is all over the house. Hey, why do you think the kitchen faucet is broken?”

Condemn, the entire network was filled with condemnation!

After listening to the explanation from the after-sales representative Gong Shengyu, Gu Fei controlled his desire to complain and continued to fight for Mr. Zhu. Mr. Zhu, you are in such a miserable state, but I will help you fight for your legitimate rights and interests.

“Representative Gong, I think what you said makes sense.”Gu Fei is a professional host,”Although these furniture have been under undue pressure, they were all sold out within a month.���There’s still a bit of a problem, right?”

The influence of media, Quanya brand must consider

“Well, the host is right.”Gong Shengyu nodded and gave a solution for Quanya Furniture,”In view of Mr. Zhu’s experience, we will repair all furniture for free. If it cannot be repaired, we will replace it with a new one.”

Netizens were very satisfied with Quanya Furniture’s solution.

But they still burst into laughter.

“Brother Fei has such a venomous tongue. What do you mean these furniture are under undue pressure? Haha, connotation.”

“Damn, this after-sales service is still making up for it! Oops, because I sympathize with Mr. Zhu’s situation, all repairs and replacements are free of charge.”

“It’s miserable. Representative Gong, please be a human being. How many knives have you given Mr. Zhu?”

It’s okay now. The dust of the derailment has settled, and the furniture rights protection has also had a good result.

But Mr. Zhu doesn’t want to see such a result.

“This program is really weird. As expected, all the people who can get the Golden Eye are talented people!”

“Fei Ge 666, it’s all about soul torture, especially the part about Xiao Wang’s red pants next door, it’s a classic”

“Okay, okay, this episode ends here, everyone is gone. Hey, I went out and laughed first!”

Netizens seemed to have forgotten about a certain master again, until he appeared again half a minute later.

“That Mr.”The honest Master Niu wiped his sweat and came to the master bedroom from the kitchen and said,”The faucet is repaired. Let’s go check it out. The labor cost is 50 yuan.”

I, Master Niu, specialize in repairing faucets!

When I saw Master Niu, who actually repairs faucets, coming over, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

Everyone was comparing Xiao Wang next door to Master Niu. Why is there such a big gap in life?

“Can I leave?”

Xiao Wang next door is very uncomfortable. It’s wrong for him to steal people, but he doesn’t want to be watched.

“you dare! Mr. Zhu pointed at his nose and cursed,”Sit on the floor without my permission!””

Young people are too young after all.

Gu Fei walked to Xiao Wang and gave a final brief interview.

“Mr. Wang, do you know how bad your behavior is?”

“Know.”Xiao Wang next door lowered his head and said,”I was wrong. I will never dare to do it again.””

“Why would you make up a lie about fixing the faucet?”

Gu Fei’s soul asked, arousing the curiosity of all water friends.

Yes, repairing the faucet comes right out of the mouth, isn’t it bad to make up other excuses?

“I was also enthusiastic, so I said so.”Xiao Wang next door knew that the faucet in Mr. Zhu’s house was damaged. He was so anxious that he didn’t think much about it.

“Ah. Gu Fei sarcastically said,”Mr. Wang, you’re not here to fix the faucet, you’re here to clear the sewer.””

“Haha, Fei Ge really dares to say that it is connected to the sewer, hehe, what a TM connotation!”

“No, no, no, I’m going to die laughing at the Golden Eye. Through the sewer, Fei Ge has a lot of witty words!”

The little Wang next door didn’t understand Gu Fei’s sarcasm.

Just when he was doubting, Gu Fei suddenly said something

“Mr. Wang, your head is too hot and confused. If you want to fix the faucet in the bedroom on a hot day, why don’t you fix the air conditioner?”

A word that woke up the dreamer!

After hearing this, Xiao Wang slumped on the ground with a look of remorse.

Yes, why don’t I fix the air conditioner!? In the summer, in the bedroom, wearing little clothes, sweating all over, fixing the air conditioner It’s only reasonable!

Maybe he made up an excuse to repair the air conditioner at that time, and Mr. Zhu wouldn’t be suspicious?

Xiao Wang was already confused.

“Repair the air conditioner, haha, your IQ is only enough to repair the faucet, but Brother Fei is more knowledgeable!”

“Brothers, study hard and remember not to fix faucets, but air conditioners!”

“Brother, calm down! Put the knife down! I’m here to fix the air conditioner! Hahaha, Brother Fei is so bad, I believe you!”

The water friends were all amused by Gu Fei’s humor.

After interviewing the little king next door, the water friends’ focus once again focused on Master Niu.

The upright Master Niu asked for acceptance, so Mr. Zhu had no choice but to go to the kitchen with Gu Fei and others

“Is it no problem?”Master Niu turns the handle of the faucet and can control the size of the water output at will. After turning it off, there is no ticking or leaking.

This is called repairing the faucet!

“Well, thank you, Master Niu.”Mr. Zhu endured the family’s grief and took out his mobile phone to transfer money to the other party.

But Master Niu’s calmness from beginning to end made netizens uneasy.

“Brother Fei, please, interview Master Niu!”

“I think Master Niu is not simple, he definitely has a story, he is so calm!”

“There was a huge commotion at home about the cheating, but Master Niu actually ignored the whole process and focused on repairing the faucet, which was unscientific.”

Looking at the barrage of water friends, Gu Fei secretly smiled.

Live broadcast, of course, requires interaction.

Okay, I’ll satisfy you!

Taking the microphone, Gu Fei walked to Master Niu to conduct the interview

“Hello, Master Niu, may I take the liberty to ask, what happened just now did not affect your work?”

“No effect.”Master Niu looked at the camera with a calm expression, as if he had experienced strong winds and waves,”Every family has its own scriptures that are difficult to recite, and it is best to do your own thing. I came here to repair the faucet, why should I care about other things?”

Like an expert who has seen through everything and doesn’t care.

“Niu Niu Niu is worthy of being Master Niu!”

“I can’t learn this mentality in a hundred years.”

“Brother Fei, can I ask Master Niu what he thinks of today’s events?”

However, netizens were obviously not satisfied and continued to urge Gu Fei for an interview.

“Master Niu, our Golden Eye audience would also like to ask you, what is your view on marriage?”

As a middle-aged man, I believe Master Niu has a unique understanding of this.

“Marriage. Master Niu smiled calmly,”Marriage is like this faucet.””

Master Niu turned on the faucet to the minimum, and the sound of dripping water appeared again.

“Water needs to flow, and faucets control it. If it is in contact with water for a long time, the faucet will have problems sooner or later.”

“When there is a problem with the faucet at first, it just ticks and leaks, and people tend to ignore it.”

Master Niu slowly turns on the faucet, which is a metaphor for the escalation of marital conflicts.

“Then, the leakage became more and more serious until finally——”

With a bang, Master Niu turned the faucet to the maximum

“Wow!”

The water column spewed out, splashing everywhere, soaking the clothes of several people around.

“Finally, the faucet was completely broken and could not be repaired, so it had to be replaced with a new one. The sprayed water will also cause great trouble to the surroundings.”

Master Niu spoke out the essence of married life with just one tap.

The philosophical metaphor gave water friends an epiphany!

“If the faucet was repaired when it started to have problems and was just dripping and leaking, would what happened today still happen?”

The rhetorical question, which is full of wonderful charm, makes people enlightened!

This is a master!

Mr. Zhu was immediately ashamed and shocked!

Netizens were completely knocked down by Master Niu’s wisdom and fell to the ground.

“Damn it, there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in the golden eye, Master Niu, awesome!”

“Master Niu, who has seen through the truth about marriage, has become a blockbuster without even complaining!”

“Master Niu, I would like to call him the master of marriage! Pay homage to my disciple!”

Curiosity! I feel itchy.

At this moment, all the water friends in the live broadcast room are curious about this mediocre Master Niu.

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