Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“You’re cheating, why did you say it? I vomited!”

“Golden Eye tastes too strong today, damn, luckily I haven’t eaten yet!”

A water friend who can explain this kind of thing without changing his face is a ruthless person!

“Dad, why do you know everything?”

In an apartment, a seven or eight-year-old girl pulled on her father’s clothes with curiosity on her face.

The little girl’s father was the professional explainer in the live broadcast room

“this……”Dad thought about his youthful and ignorant years and felt ashamed. Only by experiencing it can you know the meaning of the four things in life.

I was quite naughty back then, so I sneaked into the construction site with my friends to pick up iced tea to drink, and also picked up beef jerky on the railroad tracks.

I also poked the eight-treasure porridge under the roller coaster with my hands. As for the raisins on the back of the desk, those are memories from my school days.

Forget the past.

About five minutes later, the four parties finally came over from both sides

“He is a tower crane maintenance man.”The person in charge pointed to a spirited young man in his twenties on the left and introduced.

“Three of them were victims.”

There was also a material manager, Manager Sun, who came over a little later for some reason.

Immediately, Xiao Wang’s camera showed the tower crane maintenance man.

His face was ugly and his eyes were evasive.

This kind of thing is also social for shit people. Damn it.

Then came the three unlucky workers. They were walking down there, but shit flew out of them!

“you?”

Gu Fei noticed that the faces and bodies of the three workers seemed to have not been completely cleaned.

There were still residues, what the hell!

Fortunately, there was no smell.

“Moderator, the current dispute between the two parties is mainly about compensation.”

The person in charge stood in the middle, fearing that the four of them would fight.

“The maintenance man said he was willing to compensate each person with 200 yuan, but the three workers refused.”

You kid makes us smell so bad, you just want to throw away this little money?

“It’s definitely missing a bit. Gu Fei said to the tower crane maintenance man,”Friend, look at what you did on the tower crane. This compensation is too little.””

“Just the lost work pay is more than that.”

“Host, they were not injured, I think this is a lot of money!”

This is the first time netizens have encountered this kind of thing, and they don’t know how to compensate for it. There are different opinions, and various opinions are being exchanged on the barrage.

“You made us like this and you just want to throw away 200 yuan? One of the workers came forward and argued:”

Host, look, it’s all over my clothes and face. I’m committing evil!””

The stench from the workers’ bodies has disappeared, but the stains and traces are shocking.

“You three, why don’t you thoroughly clean the remaining stains on your face and body?”

There are so many weird things in Golden Eyes, Gu Fei is used to it.”

“Of course it can’t be cleaned!”

The three workers expressed angrily:”What if I wash my whole body and change my clothes, what if this kid doesn’t admit it?”

Okay, so it turns out that you are preserving evidence.

Should I say you are smart, or are you weird?

The way the three workers preserved evidence made the fans in the live broadcast room almost vomit out.

“Damn it, do you call this preserving evidence? I can smell it through the screen”

“I’m afraid that the other party won’t admit it, so why don’t you just take a photo at that time?”

Of course there are photos.

Double guarantee to prevent the other party from defaulting on the bill!

When Gu Fei pressed, the three of them took out their mobile phones and showed the photos of the scene taken inside.

The most powerful evidence was given to the media Golden Eye

“Mosaic!”

Gu Fei immediately asked Xiao Wang to code the photo.

This picture was too beautiful to bear to look at.

Three unlucky workers were hit by shit falling from the tower crane.

Two were hit in the cheeks, nose, neck and clothes..

There was also a worker who was”lucky”. He was opening his mouth to speak at that time.

So, that thing was… too strong!

Due to the slight delay in the live broadcast, water users only saw the mosaic of evil and could not see the photo. Looks like.

Angry!

“Wow, that’s not fair. Why can Brother Fei see it but we can’t?”

It’s really unreasonable to say. Are netizens now so weird?

This year’s netizens have such a strong taste!”

“I beg for photos without mosaics! We have to restore the facts. If the unlucky guy gets hit, we can bear it!”

“Can you please stop being disgusted? If you’ve never seen shit, why don’t you look at yourself every day?”

A bunch of unlucky people, you still want to see how unlucky they are.

Hey, who are they?

…………

“Host, you said it’s too much for him to pay 200 each when we are all like this?”

“That is, not only the cost of lost work, but also the cost of mental damage!”

This incident caused serious mental damage to them, and also caused serious mental pollution to the water friends in the live broadcast room.

The three workers showed the photos on their mobile phones to the pooping guy. When the guy saw it, he instinctively covered his nose and backed away.

Holy shit , It’s so damn heartbreaking that you pulled such a disgusting thing by yourself!

“Alright alright!”This move was too lethal, and with the media present, the pooping guy finally changed his mind,”200 is indeed a bit less, can 400 be okay?”

“Too little!”

The three workers shook their heads and reported their ideal prices.

“I want 800 yuan!”

“Me too!”

“Without 4,000 yuan, this matter cannot be settled!”

Two people have the same price, and one price is as high as 4,000 yuan.

Suddenly, netizens were curious.

“What happened to the master who bargained for 4,000 yuan? Why was his price so much higher?”

“Hahaha! I sympathize with the master who paid 4,000 yuan, why do you still need to guess? It must have fallen into your mouth!”

“Labor and management have to eat, why do you want to watch such a heavy live broadcast?”

At the scene, the prices quoted by the three workers clearly put the poop boy in a difficult position.

As a part-time worker, the money was about one month’s salary.

“My friend, what you do on a tower crane is actually considered as throwing an object from a high altitude! Gu Fei persuaded and said,”Do you know about throwing objects at high altitudes?””

“Is it serious?”The guy who poops is not well educated.

“Throwing objects from high altitude is an illegal crime. Gu

Fei gave the other party a step down:”But your situation is slightly different. I think it is more appropriate to spend money to eliminate disasters.” Otherwise, the three masters will sue you, and you will lose more than just this little money.”

I’ve said all the good and bad things.

“Forehead……”The boy’s flesh hurts when he poops. Paying so much money for pooping is a rip-off!

“Seeing as you are young, forget it, let’s give in!

The two masters sighed and said,”For the two of us, 660 yuan each!””

“Give me 3,000 yuan, and this matter is over. Can you do it with just one sentence?”

This is the only patience the three of them have left. It depends on whether the other party will agree or not.

“All right! The shitting guy compromised,”Two are 660 yuan, one is 3,000 yuan.””

After reaching the compensation agreement, the young man wrote down the receipt and sighed while paying. Let’s spend money to eliminate the disaster, and just stop eating indiscriminately in the future. After receiving the money, the three workers had mixed feelings. It was bad luck to be hit by shit. But is it considered lucky or unfortunate to receive a large compensation?

“Okay, I also lost the money, this matter is over.”

The pooping guy had an old face, but soon, his face turned even worse.

“it’s over?”The person in charge of the construction site explained,”Not yet! Who said you only hit three people today?”

“besides?”

“Well, wish yourself well.”The person in charge mentioned that person with lingering fear,”And that person is our materials manager, Manager Sun.……”

“He was so sick that he went to the hotel to take a shower and be back soon.”