Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Our manager Sun has a bad temper. Just before he left, he said he was going to kill your grandson.”

The person in charge of the construction site is a big boss. He speaks directly and does not care about the presence of the golden eye representing the media.

“Isn’t it?”The poop boy is desperate. Hitting three workers can save money and eliminate the disaster, but the other party is the manager here, so this matter will not happen.”……

“Master, there is nothing I can do!”The pooping guy complained,”I had a bad stomach at noon today. I went up to the tower crane to repair it halfway, but I couldn’t hold it in any longer!”

“There was no toilet there, so I had to go up there.”

“Unexpectedly, the wind was very strong, so I blew it down.”

“this……”The person in charge of the construction site twitched his mouth and was very speechless,”I have been working on the construction site for almost twenty years, and this is the first time I have encountered this kind of thing, hey!”

“Okay, I’ll tell you when the time comes.”

It’s so funny that the water friends in the live broadcast room fell down again. Although it’s disgusting, it’s funny!

“Haha, taking shit to a new level!”

“Didn’t a brother in the last live broadcast say that shit is bitter and sour? Is that brother still there? Why don’t you go and have a try?”

“I’ve been hit by bird poop, so I understand how it feels to be hit by human poop.”

“Is human shit so light? Can it be blown away by the wind?”

Faced with questions from water friends, a doctor stepped forward to popularize science.

“Brothers, let’s talk about the topic of human excrement.……”

The weight of feces is indeed not large, and the poop is thin, so it is naturally lighter.

It is normal to be blown by the wind while running at high altitude.

The topic became more and more unusual, and within half a minute, the water friend stopped the conversation because he was disgusted.

Stop it! Stop it! If you don’t vomit, I will!

On the other side, after receiving the compensation, the three masters kept thanking Golden Eye and Gu Fei

“Thank you host. Without you, we wouldn’t be able to get so much compensation.”

“I also watched an episode of GoldenEye, hehe, I didn’t expect it to be on TV.”

It’s true that they stink, but this compensation will allow them to send more money to their families.

Children need money to go to school and live at home.

The migrant workers at the construction site eat up to 10 yuan in fast food every day, although their treatment is much better than before. It’s a lot, but it’s all hard-earned money.

Most people can’t handle this kind of heavy physical work!

“The three masters, now that they have received the compensation, go and take a shower. Gu Fei smiled and said,”There is no need to leave some on your body. In fact, the photos you took are enough to make the other party admit it.””

“I’m just afraid that the other party won’t admit it.”A master smiled naively,”More than six hundred yuan, just enough to buy a new pair of sneakers and clothes for my baby!”

“My three thousand is enough for my wife’s expenses for two months, hehe.”

After receiving the money, the three uncultured people first thought of their families and children.

The originally funny scene was replaced by warmth.

“Although the three masters are dirty physically, their hearts are very clean.”

“Damn it, I suddenly felt a little teary-eyed. Yes, behind the construction workers are families.”

“Now that this matter has been resolved, what will Manager Sun do next? I hope Brother Fei can handle it!”

After watching the three workers leave with satisfaction, Gu Fei asked the new driver Xiao Zhao to walk around the construction site, secretly shoot videos and collect some evidence.

Today’s matter is not as simple as shit.

Ruilong Bay Construction Site , and the Ruisheng Real Estate Group behind it, is suspected of using inferior building materials!

They are making fun of the houses that people live in!

This is not funny

…………

Ten minutes passed, and suddenly there was a deafening roar of motorcycles outside the construction site.

“Boom boom boom!”

The scene suddenly became quiet.

Six scars were flying, and the muscular man got off the motorcycle and gathered around a Mercedes-Benz.

“Brother Sun!”

These strong men bowed together and waited for Manager Sun to get out of the car.

“That turtle grandson! hehe!”

Manager Sun was unlucky for the eighth time today. He just came to the construction site to take a look, but he was hit by a piece of shit. He vomited on the spot!

He went to the hotel to wash it over and over again, and it took more than an hour to get it clean.

Now when he comes back, he must call these things. Helper, give the other party some color to see

“Lose money?”

Haha, Manager Sun doesn’t care about the stinky money. He wants the other party to kneel down and beg for mercy. He also wants the person in charge of their maintenance company to come and bow and apologize.

This shitty bastard must be fired!

In this way, Manager Sun took Six strong men swaggered into the construction site and arrived at the scene of the incident.

“Why is there media?”

Manager Sun immediately noticed Gu Fei and Xiao Wang who was holding a camera to take pictures.

“Are you Manager Sun?”Gu Fei stepped forward to ask, not paying attention to the strong men around him.

“Yes, it’s me.”Manager Sun is about 175cm tall and not very strong. He has protruding hip bones and looks like a treacherous villain.

This guy has an unhappy face and a arrogant look that deserves a beating.

“Hello.”Gu Fei introduced himself,”I am Gu Fei, the host of GoldenEye, and I am here to mediate this incident.”

“No, we will take care of this ourselves!”

“The construction site is not the place you should be, please go back!”

Manager Sun started to chase people away. He didn’t know about the media’s presence.

At that time, he was hit by shit and went to the hotel immediately. The person who contacted Golden Eye was the person in charge.

How could he show his authority when the media was here?

But how could Gu Fei possibly Leaving easily, he must investigate this incident to the end!

This is the professional quality of media practitioners and journalists!

“Manager Sun, you are the materials manager. Gu Fei stood there and said,”The media seems to be out of your control.” Knowing that he was in the wrong, Manager Sun sneered and replied,”Okay, now that you know about this, you must give me justice and an explanation, right?””

“This is natural”

“I want this guy to apologize to me!”

“An apology is due”

“you! Manager Sun supported the strong man, pointed at the pooping boy and shouted,”Come here, kneel down!” Apologize!”

It’s not too much to pull on me and make you kneel down and apologize.

“That’s too much. Manager Sun, this is a personal insult!”

“The guy who pooped was indeed wrong, but you brought six guys who were suspected of being gangsters to threaten you, and even made people kneel down to apologize. Is there any other way to do this?”

That’s not normal, there’s a big problem with this Manager Sun!”

“impossible!”

How can a young and hot-blooded poop guy kneel down and apologize?

Even if he just comes to the end today, he can’t be insulted!

The situation is so tense that it’s about to break out.

“It’s over, it’s time to fight. Manager Sun actually brought people here, and they all looked fierce. What should we do?”

“Brother Fei has karate, don’t be afraid! But the guy who poops will be in trouble.”

Having said that, Gu Fei can’t let fights happen. He needs to mediate and persuade.

But the few people brought by Manager Sun have long been hungry and thirsty.

They clenched their fists and smiled ferociously, squeezing their fingers until they cracked. There was a loud noise, like gangsters and motorcycle gangs.

Come on, let’s fight. My bones are already itching!

I’m so arrogant!

The hearts of friends in the live broadcast room suddenly became suspended.

“Hey, why don’t you play gang fight here? Manager Sun is so majestic!”

“It’s not easy to handle, these strong men are so cruel!”

When netizens were at a loss, a barrage appeared in the live broadcast room

“Brothers in the live broadcast room, don’t panic, a few brats brought by Manager Sun are messing around with me. Shame on you! Look at me scolding them to death!”

Damn it, what kind of weird plot is this?

The boss of these strong men actually…

Boss, so you also watch the GoldenEye live broadcast?

When friends were still doubting the authenticity of the barrage, the mobile phone of a strong man at the scene rang.

Ringtone, quite unique

“Wow! The boss is calling! Wow! The boss is calling!”