Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“coming! Officer Li ordered the delivery boy,”Brother, please wait here.””

“Finally took the bait.”Gu Fei picked up his mobile phone and recorded the arrest process live. The exciting scene was about to come, and the live broadcast room suddenly turned upside down. The gongs and drums were noisy, firecrackers were blasting, red flags were waving, and there was a huge crowd of people!

Some people stood up and moved their stools to eat melons. Watch the excitement.

Outside, Officer Zhu has been paying close attention to the suspect’s movements.

He was wearing rice ball delivery clothes and got off a food delivery truck. He pretended to be presentable.

After getting off the car, he walked west along the food street. East.

I stopped and looked around on the way, but didn’t find a suitable target.

“I’m coming!”

The suspect stopped and looked at Master Ke’s beef grocery store for a while. It was a show!

It was crowded and lively, and there were a lot of takeaways on the table.

“A delivery person is coming in, follow him!”

The suspect followed a real delivery person into the beef grocery store. He used this kind of cover and never failed. He specifically selected stores with many customers to start with. Store owners are very busy and often don’t pay attention to so many details.

He came to the counter , the suspect skillfully stretched out his hand and took a takeaway

“Hello, delivery boy, can I interview you?”

Suddenly, a voice came from his left, and he was startled!

Turning his head, the suspect saw Gu Fei

“You, you are?”

I was confused. The suspect Xiao Jiang’s eyes widened. The plot didn’t follow the routine.

This person appeared out of nowhere, holding a mobile phone. He seemed to be an anchor?

Damn it, I stole something, and you actually came over to interview me. ?

You anchor really knows how to pick the time!

City people know how to play.

Dilemma, Xiao Jiang froze in place and did not move anymore

“Pfft haha! Holy shit, Brother Fei was so cool. This move caught him by surprise and confused the suspect.”

“Hey, we live in Bengbu! It’s easy for people to steal a takeaway, but Brother Fei, you’re doing a public interview, you’re trying to kill people!”

“Could it be possible to get so close to the criminal suspect? Ha ha.”

Facing the camera, the suspect Xiao Jiang felt bitter.

You, you exposed me?

But the other party thought I was a delivery boy, okay, okay, I was not discovered!

Xiao Jiang kept comforting himself, I was not exposed, don’t Just expose yourself.

If you want to interview, no problem. I am really a delivery boy, even though I quit my job now.

“I have to deliver food. Sorry, I don’t have time for an interview.”

Haha, I’m just a fool to accept your interview, don’t block my way!

Xiao Jiang took the takeaway and walked outside.

But he was stopped by Gu Fei

“Brother, you got the wrong takeout. Your order is from the Hungry.me platform. Why, the rice ball delivery employee is now delivering takeout to a competitor?”

“Got the wrong one?”

Xiao Jiang picked up the takeout and took a look at the order. That’s right!

It’s rice balls takeout.

“Merchant printing error. Gu Fei stepped forward and explained,”I was chatting with my boss just now. I made a mistake.” Take out the order on your phone and let’s check it out.”

“Then maybe I’m wrong too.”After saying that, Xiao Jiang turned back to return the takeout, hoping to escape.

It’s not enough if he doesn’t eat!

But when he turned back again, he saw a tall figure blocking the way.

“Bro. Officer Li took his mobile phone, pointed at the man in the video, took out his police ID and said with a smile,”Do you know who I am?” Please cooperate with our investigation.”

Police!

Xiao Jiang knew something was wrong, so he ran away!

“stop!”

Officer Li was just about to chase him, but he saw the fat little Jiang stumbled at the door with a thud.

“……”

Damn it… can you be more weak?

Suddenly, the friends in the water burst out laughing like the earth was shattering.

“Hahaha! This stupid thief made me laugh so hard that he actually fell down!”

“Pfft, GoldenEye really didn’t follow common sense, thinking it was going to be a police-robber war, that’s it?”

“The thief ate too many takeaways and gained weight. I usually don’t pay attention to exercise, and then…hahaha!”

In a few seconds, the police successfully arrested the suspect.

A group of onlookers gathered around again, pointing at the thief. With Xiao Jiang, who had a bruised nose and face, Officer Li came to the underworld takeaway boy. Gu Fei, too At this moment, let the GoldenEye program team come in.

The interview begins!

“Do you know him?”Officer Li pointed at the underworld guy and asked Xiao Jiang what

“do not know.”Xiao Jiang shook his head

“Xiao Jiang, don’t you recognize me?”The takeaway boy was very disappointed,”It’s only been a month, you’re so fat and I already know you, but you actually forgot about me?”

“Not impressed!”

“Forget it.”The delivery boy shook his head and became more pessimistic,”Hey, people like me are probably only suitable for being in the air.”

“Destiny, this is my life!”

Started to talk about mysterious fate theories.

The negative energy intensified!

Netizens deeply sympathized with the takeaway boy’s”tragic experience”. But they were more curious about Xiao Jiang, this guy is really good at stealing. And he is dedicated to only stealing takeaways to eat!

After Xiao Jiang was put in his position, Officer Li and the two police officers stood by and asked Gu Fei to interview.

Live broadcast of law enforcement!

“Xiao Jiang, have you been using your identity as a delivery boy this month to steal takeaways?”

“Yes.”Xiao Jiang lowered his head. He understood the principle of leniency for those who confess.

“You seem to have gained weight, right?”

Gu Fei compared the surveillance video. He was thinner at first, but he has obviously gained a lot in the past two days.

It’s normal. If he is fed like a pig, he will definitely gain weight!

“About 20 pounds.”

I gained 20 pounds in a month. Damn it!

All water friends couldn’t sit still. Many female water friends instantly understood a truth.

If you want to lose weight, eat less takeout!

“This guy steals takeout every day, breakfast, lunch and dinner, plus afternoon snacks four times. Can I not gain weight if I steal two or three takeaways each time?”

After a minute or two of interviewing, Gu Fei picked up the microphone and issued a warning to the water friends.

“Did everyone see it? If you eat too much and don’t exercise, you won’t be able to run when you are caught!”

“A healthy body is not only the capital of revolution, but also the capital of crime.”

The ridicule was in place, and there was another round of laughter.

“Haha, Brother Fei, are you a serious host? Is a healthy body the capital of crime? Good guy, you’re talking all kinds of fallacies!”

“Everyone must not overeat in the future and exercise more! Otherwise, even being a thief will be despised!”

After confirming the fact that Xiao Jiang stole the takeaway, Gu Fei was ready to dig out the reasons for his theft.

What was the reason that made him embark on this path of no return?