Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Can you tell me why you thought of stealing takeaway food?”

Golden Eye was aired again, and its popularity soared. Even many big Douyin anchors came here because of it.

“More than a month ago, I was also a food delivery person.”

Xiao Jiang admitted the crime, but the resentment in his heart could not be eliminated.

“Do you know how humble food delivery people are?”

At that time, he went out to work at six or seven every morning, and had breakfast on the way.

There was no rest time at noon, because that was the busiest time.

“I received an order at that time, a total of more than 30 takeaways. But if they are combined into one order, the delivery fee will only be paid for one order.”

I didn’t want to deliver it at first, but then I thought about it.

Then Xiao Jiang delivered it.

The next day, he received another such order. The destination was a residential building in the community, and there were more than 30 takeaways.

“And then something happened to you on the road?”

Gu Fei heard about it from the delivery boy outside the underworld.

“right!”Xiao Jiang gritted his teeth and cursed the unfairness of fate.

“At that moment, we were almost at our destination. As a result, I was hit by a car and all the takeaways were scattered!”

“The man who got out of the car was also shameless. If I saw him again, I would give him a severe beating!”

If you get into a car accident, you’re lucky to be fine.”

“Why did it hit?”

Gu Fei analyzed more details

“I was in a hurry and didn’t notice the other vehicle when I turned the corner, so I hit it!”

It’s quite unlucky. I think the responsibility is half and half.

After listening to Xiao Jiang’s statement, the water friends were very curious about what the guy who got off the car did.

“What do you think the car owner did that made Xiao Jiang unacceptable?”

“Listen, Brother Fei is asking!”

After a while, Xiao Jiang talked about the car owner.

“As soon as that bastard got out of the car, he raised his face arrogantly. He took out 100 yuan from his pocket and threw it in my face”

“Throw it directly at your face!”

“Then he also said: Today, your grandfather and I are unlucky. I don’t have fortune telling when I go out. It’s bad luck!”

Then, to the surprise of several onlookers, the car owner got back into the car and drove away.

“That guy looks very strange!”

“Why is it strange?”

“An old antique.”Xiao Jiang recalled,”He was in his fifties, wearing a gray mandarin coat, a pair of round black sunglasses, and a mustache.”

“People are as thin as bamboo poles.”

The appearance and appearance are very similar to some ancient profession!

When the water friends were talking about the car owner, the underworld delivery boy who was listening from the beginning to the end moved!

He looked excited, as if an inexplicable force was about to gush out.

“explain!”The little brother opened his eyes wide, looked at Xiao Jiang and growled,”Does that car owner look like a fortune teller? ?”

“fortune teller?”Xiao Jiang thought for a while, then an idea flashed,”Yes! It sure looks like it!”

The conversation between the two made Officer Li dizzy.

Why is the plot getting more ridiculous?

The weird show GoldenEye is on, and the style of painting has changed again!

The fortune teller has come out.

“It must be him! The delivery boy said bitterly,”What kind of car does the other party have and what’s the license plate?””

“The car is a Mercedes-Benz, how do I know the license plate?”Xiao Jiang wondered,”If I knew, would I steal takeout here to take revenge?”

It was precisely because he could not find the car owner who was suspected of being a fortune teller that after Xiao Jiang resigned, he turned his grief and anger into appetite and kept eating.

Listening to the words of these two people, this fortune teller has a high hatred value.

…………

“what’s going on?”

Today’s Golden Eye, Jiang Shaohua, the first brother of Jiangnan Satellite TV, is also watching

“Brother Hua, do you think this fortune teller who suddenly appeared will show his face?”

The assistant is eating aside. Recently, the first brother of satellite TV has become a loyal viewer of GoldenEye.

“Probably.”Brother Hua said curiously,”Gu Fei’s show cannot be measured by common sense. However, it is a bit difficult to encounter the huge crowds.”

The fortune teller who appeared inexplicably once again aroused the curiosity of netizens.

“The fortune teller drives a Mercedes-Benz. Is fortune telling very profitable now?”

“real or fake? Fortune tellers have appeared, are their fortunes accurate?”

That’s about it. Officer Li and the two officers are going back to resume their duties.

“Let’s go, you only steal takeout for a month, you are awesome.”

Pulling Xiao Jiang, Officer Li and the two walked out of Master Ke’s Beef Grocery Store. There was still the takeaway boy full of negative energy at the scene.

“Brother Fei, please do more interviews. I want to know what the delivery boy and the fortune teller are celebrating.”

“There are fortune tellers popping up, it is indeed a weird show, haha.”

Gu Fei asked water friends’ questions one by one.

“Brother, what happened between you and that fortune teller?”

“Why.”The delivery boy sighed. All the misfortunes may have started at that time.”Four years ago, I just entered the society at the age of 20.”

“When I was looking for a job, I met the fortune teller by chance.”

“I was young at that time and didn’t know anything. Moreover, when I was a child, my family had my fortune told, saying that I would meet a noble person in the future and live a wealthy life.”

Actually, it’s all nonsense!

“The fortune teller said he would give me a fortune teller and said he would not charge me, so I listened.”

“Didn’t ask for money. Gu Fei smiled faintly and said,”The free ones are the most expensive ones.””

That fortune teller knows the tricks of the Internet very well. He will first get it for free, and then slowly cut the flesh.

“What did the other party think?”

Gu Fei is not superstitious and doesn’t believe a word of this kind of thing.

“The fortune teller said to me: I will be wearing a yellow robe during my zodiac year, and I will be accompanied by big fish and meat at every meal, which is a sign of great wealth.”

After listening to the takeaway boy’s words, Gu Fei asked

“So how old are you this year?”

“24 years old, animal year……”

The delivery boy’s nonchalant words instantly made the Internet laugh.

“Live in Bengbu, hahahaha! I’m going to die laughing. This fortune teller is very accurate. I’m delivering takeaways in my zodiac year. Isn’t it because he is wearing a yellow robe and has a lot of meat and fish?”

It’s a coincidence that the rice ball delivery work clothes are yellow.

“Awesome, there’s nothing wrong with delivering food! I was born to eat this bowl of rice”

“Haha, I believe you! You bad old man is very bad and your calculations are so damn accurate!”

At the scene, Gu Fei’s assistant Xiaoxue and the cameraman Xiao Wang almost couldn’t hold back their laughter.

There are weird things every year, and there are especially many in Golden Eyes.

But Gu Fei believed that the experience of the delivery boy was more than that.

So he asked again:”What else happened next?”

(PS: The plot has been foreshadowing, and the fun is coming. It will be put on the shelves this afternoon, I hope you guys can give me a first order)