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“Help us sneak in”

“ah?”Brother Chen stared at Gu Fei in disbelief, not understanding what he meant.

“Ah for what? Gu Fei sneered,”We are going to enter your MLM gang, cooperate inside and outside, and arrest Mr. Zheng and the fortune teller. Do you understand?””

“Understand! understood!”

As soon as they heard that Gu Fei was preparing to break into the enemy’s territory, all the water friends became excited.

Today’s plot is so exciting that it beats most suspense movies instantly.

“This is a people’s livelihood program. Let’s see how deeply it goes into the lives of ordinary people.”

“Wow, are you going to play the unlucky guy who was deceived into a pyramid scheme this time? Fei Ge has such a wide range of dramas!”

Just do it, Gu Fei and Officer Li immediately took Brother Chen upstairs.

Because this issue of Golden Eye involves pyramid schemes, the entire police station is paying close attention.

“Pay attention! Although it’s not yet time for us to take action, it cheers me up and is ready to take action at any time!”

The leader of the police station put his hands on his hips and smiled broadly.

This Gu Fei is amazing. He solved a large-scale pyramid scheme just because his takeout order was vegetarian.

This time, we must give him a big banner!

The three of them came to the third floor. Gu Fei asked Brother Chen to stop at the door

“You go in first in a while and gather everyone in the hall”

“okay!”

Brother Chen nodded desperately. His wealth and life were all at stake, and there was no turning back.

“Then introduce the two of us in and become members of your organization”

“knew!”Brother Chen is now working for the police and he doesn’t dare to be careless at all.

“Go for it!”

Gu Fei gave the other party a wink, and the action began!

Brother Chen immediately entered the door, and then called out more than thirty people

“Listen up, everyone, there will be two new members joining our prosperous and wealthy family soon!”

“Got it, Brother Chen!”

“Well, our prosperous and wealthy family is always hospitable, right?”

“Yeah!”

Another uniform cry. Fortunately, this house is well soundproofed from top to bottom, left and right, otherwise we would have been complained of disturbing the residents.

“So now, let’s invite two new members! Join our prosperous and wealthy family!”

Gu Fei and Officer Li quickly entered the door and appeared in front of more than thirty MLM members.

“welcome! welcome! welcome!”

Brother Chen took the lead, and everyone clenched their fists and stamped their feet to welcome the newcomers.

“Come on, we are a big family, do it with me!”

This is the tradition of MLM gangs.

As for acting, I am a professional.

Gu Fei also stretched out his right hand to make a fist, and then stomped his feet to the rhythm of the army.

Officer Li, of course, also followed suit

“come on! come on! come on!”

“effort! effort! effort!”

Everyone is using demonic movements and demonic slogans to shout

“Pfft haha! So funny! This MLM gang is hilarious! Fei Ge is indeed a professional actor, he looks so similar!”

“Oops, I also shouted, come on! come on! come on! Come on, Brother Fei!”

After hard work, you will get rich!”

“Sleeping on the floor today! Be the boss tomorrow!

Brother Chen continued to shout:”Get rich!” Get rich! Get rich!”

“Get rich! Get rich! Get rich!”

“We are a prosperous and wealthy family!!!”

The slogan ended, and the audience burst into applause.

Did you feel it?

This is the charm of our prosperous and wealthy family!

The program was very effective.

As the on-site manager, Brother Chen continued to give orders.

“At two o’clock this afternoon, the boss and that gentleman will come over!”

“Do you understand?”

Suddenly, these MLM members were happy to listen to the gentleman’s speech again!

The gentleman who looked like a fortune teller made them full of hope for the future every time he gave a speech!

“Great, that gentleman is coming over!”

“Uh-huh!”A group of members held hands and celebrated together.

All of this was captured by the camera on Gu Fei’s body and the hidden camera in the hall.

Brainwashed, these girls are all mind-controlled!

“No wonder they don’t run away, they are all immersed in the dream of making a lot of money.”

“Haha, that fortune teller must have instilled in these people the truth that only by enduring hardship can one become a better person.”

What a magical realism plot!

…………

After entering the gang, Gu Fei began to use the host’s outstanding eloquence to get close to these people.

“Not counting Officer Li and me, there are 32 MLM members in total, and there are only 7 men.”

“In a house with three bedrooms, one living room and two bathrooms, there are 7 men in one minimum bedroom and the remaining 25 women in two bedrooms.”

With this density, raising pigs is not as ruthless as yours!

Maybe it’s because no new people have joined for a long time, and because Gu Fei is so good-looking, he immediately attracted the attention of all the girls in the room.

“Sisters, this little brother in takeout clothes is so handsome!”

“He is very handsome, and the man next to him is also pretty good, he looks very masculine!”

Gu Fei and Officer Li are obviously more attractive than the other seven men who have no sense of existence.

“How about you go and talk?”

A girl with glasses encouraged her friends, but her friends were too introverted and didn’t dare to come forward.

They were just ordinary victims who were deceived into pyramid schemes.

Compared with them, Xiaomei and the others are different.

They have been running a skin and flesh business for several years. He knows everything about men and women. Handsome guy, who doesn’t have some ideas?

“Hey, A Lian A Tao, are you two boring?”Xiao Mei looked at Gu Fei and had an alternative idea in her mind.

“So why is the monkey so anxious?”

A-Lian and A-Tao also lost their jobs and had nothing to do because their bathing center was banned, and finally fell into the trap of a pyramid scheme.

“Then I’ll go first!”

Xiao Mei”makes a lot of money” here, and the only men she sees every day are 7 losers, and Brother Chen.

None of them are her cup of tea!

“Mr. Zheng is pretty good, although he is a little older, but he doesn’t like me.”

Xiao Mei sighed secretly. In fact, when she came to MLM, she used various methods to hint and seduce Mr. Zheng.

Nonsense, Mr. Zheng is the founder of the organization, so he must be rich.

Sugar daddy is what they are best at!

Originally, Mr. Zheng was nice to her, but suddenly one day, he became irritating.

Xiaomei didn’t know what happened.

“After Xiaorong went out two days ago, she didn’t know what happened.”

Xiaomei and Xiaorong both work in that kind of profession and have a very good relationship. They are like sisters. They entered MLM together and lived together every day.

But two days ago, Xiaorong suddenly disappeared from her side. without warning

“Can’t contact you.”

During the MLM, all members’ mobile phones were confiscated, and they were called just to make money.

As a result, they were unable to contact the outside world.

Xiaomei walked to Gu Fei and Officer Li charmingly, and Xiaomei introduced herself.

You don’t need to introduce yourself, we are in the police station There is a record!

Officer Li kept suppressing a smile. This little beauty is indeed a professional in the work of men and women.

Gu Fei had just joined the organization, and he couldn’t help it.

He tucked his long hair behind his ears, and Xiaomei exuded the smell of rose water, but Somewhat inferior

“Is the little brother a delivery boy?”

Xiao Mei looked at Gu Fei tenderly with a smile in her eyes.

The affectionate look on her face made all the water friends laugh out loud.

“Hahaha! This goblin wants to seduce Brother Fei. Oh, you’ve already been exposed. He’s just a businessman. Because the bathing center was banned, he lost his job.”

“puff! I will spray you with salt water to death! Bitch, stay away from my Brother Fei!”

Xiaomei came over on her own initiative, which Gu Fei didn’t expect.

In order to get some useful information, he started chatting with Xiaomei.

“Yes, but you can’t make much money delivering food. Gu Fei lied without batting an eyelid,”Fortunately I met Brother Chen and brought me here to make a lot of money.””

“right——”Gu Fei looked at Brother Chen who was as hard as a zombie beside him,”Brother Chen?” (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“right! right!”Brother Chen felt bitter. He was the unlucky guy controlled by Gu Fei and Officer Li.

They asked him to go east, but he would never dare to go west.

“Our big family just wants to make a lot of money! Brother Chen smiled and quickly took three steps back:”You guys chat, I’m busy with something.””

“Ahem!”[]

Officer Li also wisely found an excuse to leave, giving Gu Fei more room to perform.

Brother, I can’t handle this kind of thing, I leave it to you!

After seeing all the extra people walking away, Xiaomei smiled sweetly, her mouth covered in bright lipstick, and came closer.

“Little brother, we have three bedrooms here. You boys sleep in the one on the far left.”

“Oh, that’s how it is. Gu Fei glanced at Brother Chen and asked,”Then where does Brother Chen sleep?””

“Brother Chen, he usually sleeps on the sofa in the hall.”As she said that, Xiaomei waved to Gu Fei to follow her to where the girls slept.

When they came to the master bedroom, Xiaomei pointed to the door and introduced:”Look, this is the room where girls sleep. It’s a bit crowded. But only by enduring hardship can one become a master.”

When they heard the girl was sleeping in the bedroom, the group of LSP friends screamed

“Wow, if I could sleep there, my life would be worth it!”

It’s a pity that they think too much.

Girls like Xiaomei are different. She graduated from elementary school and has no education. Her living habits are hard to describe.

Gu Fei was shocked when he saw the situation in the bedroom.

You call this place a bedroom. ?

The scene made water friends feel sick.

“Damn it, these girls look glamorous and their sleeping places are like pigs’ nests!”

“After vomiting, can anyone live in this place?”

In the room, there are more than a dozen bunks scattered across the floor. It is very simple.

Various takeaway boxes, drink bottles, clothes and other personal items are scattered on the ground, almost filling the room.

It’s all garbage!

“It’s a little messy, but there’s nothing we can do about it.”Xiaomei passed the responsibility to the other girls,”Those girls don’t care about hygiene, and there’s nothing I can do about it no matter how much I try to persuade them!”

In fact, the ones who lost the most were Xiao Mei and her disappearing best friend Xiao Rong.

After chatting with Xiao Mei for a few minutes, Gu Fei got more information.

They came in one after another two or three months ago, with the same purpose, to make a lot of money!

Through friends Introduce people to join the team, and then contact more friends to join the team.

The classic MLM routine has not changed for hundreds of years.

“For those of us, the commission is much higher than the average.”

Xiaomei has also recruited many people to join. Counting the other members, there are hundreds of people in this MLM organization!

Some offline are managed by Brother Chen, and most of them are online, and they are constantly recruiting people to grow.

“｀Mr. Zheng is awesome. How much money can he make from a pyramid scheme with hundreds of people?”

In this MLM thing, only those at the top of the pyramid benefit.

The rest of the people are unlucky, and they are still helping count the money after being sold.

After chatting with Gu Fei, Xiaomei decided to take further action.

A handsome guy of this level , Don’t take advantage of others!

“Little brother, actually I have been having insomnia at night lately, hey”

“Insomnia? Gu Fei suggested,”You can try counting dumplings.””

“Counting dumplings? ?”

Xiaomei was stunned on the spot, you, are you a straight man?

What the hell are dumplings?

“yes. Gu Fei explained,”Actually, the method of counting sheep while suffering from insomnia is only suitable for foreign countries.” Do you know English? Sheep, sheep; Sleep, sleep”

“The pronunciation is similar, so there is a saying in foreign countries about counting sheep due to insomnia.”

Big head!

” Xiaomei’s head was buzzing due to Gu Fei’s overly serious explanation.

“But when it comes to our country, we have to count dumplings.”

“Because the pronunciation of dumplings is the same as sleeping, the effect is good.”

Gu Fei’s serious look made the friend who had managed to hold back his laughter burst into laughter.

Should I say you are serious or not?

“Damn, Brother Fei is such a straight man, haha! This fairy hint is so obvious, but Fei Ge gives people popular science knowledge, awesome!”

“What do you know? This is called Phineas-style humor! With Brother Fei’s IQ, he can’t tell what the other person means?”

Failure is not scary, what is scary is the fear of failure.

Xiaomei decided to do it again, two, two, three, four.

This piece of wood!

See how I carve you!

The woman’s desire to conquer was stimulated again.

I didn’t believe it, and the middle-aged man Zheng If you can’t handle it, sir, why can’t you deal with this handsome guy like you?

“In fact, my insomnia is mainly due to loneliness. Xiaomei pretended to be pitiful,”I wish I could fall asleep with my head on a broad arm, especially in the dead of night.””

“This way of sleeping is actually very unhealthy.”Gu Fei continued to popularize science,”Pressing the arms will block the blood circulation and flow of (Noma Zhao)”

“Up and down overnight, no one could bear it. In the most serious case, amputation is possible”

“……”

Speechless, Xiaomei has nothing to say. snort! Then don’t say it!

You must be deliberately pretending not to understand the amorous feelings, you bad guy!

Xiaomei immediately took out the pen and paper in her pocket and wrote on it.

Then, she handed the note to Gu Fei

“Bo!”

Before leaving, Xiaomei turned around and blew a kiss.

Stop pretending, I am so direct and proactive!

Opening the note, Gu Fei glanced at it and didn’t take it seriously.

Then, he showed it to the friends in the live broadcast room through the hidden camera

“”Brother, come on, I’ll go to the restroom at 10 o’clock tonight. See you there~”

The naked seduction may be due to the fact that I haven’t been doing my original job for a long time and I have suppressed it.

MLM organizations kill people!

In an instant, the entire GoldenEye live broadcast room was sprayed with food!

“Damn it, this little beauty is too shameless, right? Haha, it’s still 10 o’clock in the evening, you will be arrested soon!”

“Come on, handsome boy, do you want special service? As expected of a professional, I can think of pictures”

“It’s obviously a very serious thing, but why does it become so ridiculous when it appears in Golden Eyes?”

“I’ve taken off my pants, and you’re just going to show me this? What on earth was I expecting? What a rip-off!”

As soon as Xiaomei left, Brother Chen was finally able to come over and talk.

“Well, Mr. Zheng will be here in 10 minutes!”

“very good. Gu Fei gave Brother Chen a complimenting look,”Will the fortune teller come over too?””

“The fortune teller had something to do on the way and will arrive later.”

“OK, I get it.”

The short ten minutes passed in the blink of an eye. Through the half-open apartment door, a crisp sound of footsteps going upstairs came from outside.

The sound of leather shoes and high heels.

It belonged to two people. The leather shoes must belong to Mr. Zheng.

But the unfamiliar sound of high heels was obviously Belongs to a woman, whose?.