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“Any question?”

Now Officer Li admires Gu Fei so much that he takes whatever he says.

Now the police station lacks a master of solving crimes like Gu Fei. He is obviously a comedy show host, but he is more of a detective than a detective.

“This Brother Chen is just a manager, not the leader of a pyramid scheme.”

“Where did you see it?”

Many water friends craned their necks to listen to Gu Fei’s analysis.

“First of all, it’s takeout. Brother Chen eats with these people. It’s all vegetarian and no meat. It’s always been like this. Do you look like the boss?”

“right. Officer Li nodded and said,”With my IQ, I can’t even start a pyramid scheme.””

“Also, he said that he is not the boss. This is not modesty, but true.”

Boss, of course you won’t suffer with these people who were deceived.

Of course you have to enjoy the money you finally got from these unlucky people!

It’s reasonable and reasonable.

“So we can’t alert the snake in the grass, we have to arrest the guy behind him too!”

Now that the police are out, these people have been arrested, but the culprit will be at large.

Gu Fei is not worried that the boss is watching the live broadcast.

If the other party is really watching, his side will have been exposed long ago.

The right time, the right place and the right people, we will catch them all today.!

“In this case. Officer Li suggested,”Let’s control Brother Chen first. He is the management and must know the leader’s information!””

“I think so too.”Gu Fei nodded and looked at the time.

Don’t be in a hurry. Wait until the other party has finished their meal, drank some water and rested before talking.

Gu Fei’s analysis after meal made netizens enlightened.

The whole network admired him!

“Is there anyone out there who can explain why Brother Fei can judge MLM based on takeaways?”

“How can we deduce the truth from such little evidence that is not considered evidence?”

“Let me tell you.”

Now that the facts are before our eyes, Gu Fei’s reasoning can be easily analyzed by professionals.

“Feige’s leaping thinking, bold inferences, and fact-based verification are incredible!”

A month ago, the arrested delivery boy Xiao Jiang delivered two takeaways. They were all vegetarian and non-vegetarian dishes at the same place.

This time, the takeaway boy also encountered the same situation for two days.

The location was an ordinary residential area, but the number of takeaways was… There are more than ten copies of 303!

“The above means that there are probably more than thirty people in a house!”

“And in order to save costs, all dishes are vegetarian, no meat dishes!”

If you are ordering food by yourself, why not treat yourself better?

You can’t even eat a piece of meat?

A large number of people gather together, and the quality of life is not high.

The cost of food and daily life is more strictly controlled.

There is a major suspicion of pyramid schemes!”

“Depend on! So this is ah!”

“Why is Fei Ge’s brain so big that Conan, a primary school student, would shy away from him when he saw him?”

The professional analysis is still going on, and netizens are shaking their heads.

But everything is speculation and needs evidence!

So Gu Fei pretended to be a delivery boy, first got close to the other party, and made the other party think of tricking him into joining a pyramid scheme.

“Now you know? That’s why Brother Chen is so enthusiastic about Brother Fei!”

It’s all about profit, just to attract people into MLM gangs.

Brainwashing, defrauding money!

One-stop service

“Niu Niu Niu! In this life, I only admire Brother Fei!”

“Fei Ge’s routine is really like a sow wearing a hood, one set after another!”

There were gradually more questions on the barrage.

After seeing it, Gu Fei found a few representative answers.

“This water friend asked a good question: Brother Fei, if more than 30 takeaways are ordered by girls and they are trying to lose weight, isn’t it a mistake?

Pointing to a barrage, Gu Fei replied in a professional tone:”It doesn’t exist.””

“Have you also seen the thief Xiao Jiang who gained 20 pounds in a month? Remember, don’t eat takeout if you want to lose weight!”

Do girls order takeout when they want to lose weight?

Yes, but not such cheap ones!

Although I don’t want to admit it, girls have a higher quality of life than men in today’s society.

Fast food that costs ten yuan is basically eaten by men, and fast food that costs thirty yuan is basically eaten by men. Most of the milk tea is consumed by women.

So it has nothing to do with girls losing weight and becoming vegetarians, it’s just about saving costs!

“understood! Brother Fei’s words are worth ten years of reading!”

“Holy shit, hahaha, that’s what happened”

…………

A few minutes passed, and in the video sent back from the front, many girls finished their lunch and returned to their bedrooms one after another.

“More than a dozen people are crowded into a room. Damn it, MLM is really scary!”

“Are they all laying the floor in the room or something like that? Is this kind of living condition suitable for people to live in?”

“Scary! Fortunately, I don’t have money, so scammers can’t target me.”

Looking at the scene of the MLM gang, netizens are deeply disgusted with the leader who has not yet revealed his face.

Beast! You have deceived so many young ladies into the trap!

Bastard, criminals like you will send me to the 18th level of hell!

At this time, following the Golden Eye car came The underworld delivery boy was also watching the candid video.

At first, his face was expressionless, but suddenly, a trace of surprise appeared on his face.

Then it was confusion, and finally it turned into shock!

“Xiaohan! ?”

He made a sound of disbelief, looking at a girl who appeared on the screen, his whole body trembling.

Gu Fei, who was the first to notice something was wrong, immediately asked:”Brother, what’s going on?”

“Host, I saw my girlfriend!”

Xiao Han was the ex-girlfriend of the delivery boy. She left without saying goodbye and said she was going to make a lot of money.

As a result… my dear, I was deceived into a pyramid scheme!

“Ha ha ha ha!”

In an instant, the live broadcast room burst into laughter. Netizens from all over the country either fell to the ground or beat their chests.

“Pfft haha! quite funny! My girlfriend said that making big money is to join a pyramid scheme!”

“Hahaha, it’s still a series, right? They all connected, left without saying goodbye, couldn’t be contacted, and said they wanted to make a lot of money!”

“It’s too awful! The negative energy of the delivery boy has increased again. His ex-girlfriend abandoned him and fell into the arms of a pyramid scheme!”

An ordinary takeout, finally succeeded in blowing up a pyramid scheme!

In the video, the women who were deceived kept moving and showed their faces from time to time.

They looked pretty good.

Netizens once again doubted the true identity of these deceived women.

They Some of them are ordinary, but some of them are very good at dressing up and have a good figure.

The kind that makes you look super tall when you walk on the street.

“Look at these girls with heavy make-up, why do they look so frivolous?”

“This woman?”

Suddenly, a big brother in the live broadcast room recognized him

“Damn it, isn’t she Xiaomei?”

“Who is Xiaomei?”

Under questioning from water friends, Big Brother began to talk about his glorious deeds.

“I remember, brother, I went to as many as fifty foot spa shops and shampoo rooms in those days.”

“This little beauty, do you still remember the otaku Xiaoguang in Golden Eyes last time?”

“That’s right, the street in Xiaoguang’s neighborhood used to be a hard-hit area, with a lot of foot baths and massages. Xiaomei is one of the foot-washing girls! Hehe, do you understand?”

This old man has nothing missing.

“Damn it, that’s it! The hardest-hit area there was later banned, and many foot massage girls disappeared. Unexpectedly, they appeared in a pyramid scheme today!”

“It’s another large-scale TV series, right? Even the previous Xiaoguang incident has been dug up, haha!”

After Xiaomei was exposed, the two beautiful and charming women around her were also recognized by all-powerful netizens.

“Hehe, I know these two girls, their stage names are A-Lian and A-Tao.”

Good guy, it turns out to be that kind of profession again!

Officer Li was stunned for a moment. Could there be a shady secret behind a pyramid scheme case? (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

This is incredible. It must be reported!

Check first before talking!

Officer Li immediately called the police station and asked them to check the public security penalty file

“Compare the seductively dressed women in the video to see if they have any records with us!”

Their actions do not constitute a crime and will not leave a criminal record.[]

However, due to the special nature of the profession, as long as he is caught and raided, a public security penalty file will be left in the police station, and he cannot escape.

“The plot is indeed getting more and more magical.……”

Discussions about this pyramid scheme case have reached unprecedented popularity on the Internet.

Half an hour later, Gu Fei thought the time was ripe for the next step.

“Officer Li, you will come with me in a moment. You will ambush first and I will lure him out.”

“no problem!”

The two came to Longyuan Community again, and Gu Fei called Brother Chen.

He said that he had brought some good things, which he couldn’t carry alone, so he asked him to come down and help.

Sure enough, the other party came downstairs.

Come on. Arriving in front of Gu Fei, Brother Chen smiled and said,”Come as soon as you come, what else do you need to bring.”

This Brother Chen really thinks that Gu Fei is honoring him.

“Don’t move!”

Suddenly, Brother Chen felt a chill on his back, and then, a black thing pressed against his lower back.

“pistol?”Brother Chen was shocked and didn’t dare to make any sound.

“Put your hands up!”Officer Li’s cold voice sounded from behind.

Wake up! You’ve been tricked!

Brother Chen honestly raised his hands above his head, hate me!

In the bright sky, in broad daylight, these two people dare to do evil!

“You kid can do it!”Brother Chen gritted his teeth,”It’s all about taking advantage of others, right?”

After hearing the words”black eat black”, netizens were once again struck with laughter and burst into laughter.

As expected, Brother Chen is not very smart and he is all about money.

“He eats what he is doing, haha, indeed, Brother Fei is quite shady.”

“If you still take advantage of others, you are considered an Infernal Affairs practitioner! With your IQ, even the passersby in Infernal Affairs are better than you!”

Looking at Brother Chen who lost the ability to move, Gu Fei said lightly

“Admit that you are guilty?”

“Ah, no!”Brother Chen realized he had said the wrong thing and immediately covered his mouth.

But Officer Li had already handed his police card over the back of his head.

“I’m a police officer and I’ll give you a chance to get away with it.”

“police? ? Brother Chen was about to cry,”Comrade police, I didn’t commit any crime, why did you arrest me?””

“Still quibbling? Officer Li sneered,”It’s a pyramid scheme, right? Do you think you can run away?” If you are smart, cooperate with us and strive for a chance to make meritorious deeds!”

“I! I! Brother Chen’s mind went blank,”Comrade police, okay, okay, I will definitely cooperate!””

“Don’t be stupid, you will never run away, you know?”

“Yes Yes Yes!”

In fact, most criminals feel weak when they see the police.

There are only a few extremely vicious gangsters.

After putting down the gun, Officer Li took Brother Chen to a remote part of the community for questioning.

“You are the manager of an MLM gang. There are others above you, right?”

“Yes, he is Mr. Zheng, the founder of the organization”

“very good! Officer Li nodded and said,”We like to listen to the truth and cooperate well.””

“sure!”

At this time, the pinhole camera on Gu Fei was operating, and the friends in the live broadcast room could see the interrogation clearly.

It was exciting and exciting!

“How often does Mr. Zheng usually come here?”

“He comes every few days, and every time he comes, there is another gentleman with him.”

“What happened to the other gentleman?”

“I don’t know the gentleman’s last name, 510 but Mr. Zheng was also very polite to him.”

“That gentleman is very thin and dressed strangely”

“What a strange method?”

“With round sunglasses, a mustache, and a long mandarin jacket, he looks a bit like an ancient fortune teller.”

Explosion!

The live broadcast room exploded again!”

“fortune teller! Hey guys, it’s all connected!”

“Wow, do fortune tellers have anything to do with MLM? Haha, Golden Eyes is so joyful, a plot you would never guess!”

Hearing the fortune teller, the underworld takeaway boy was even more excited.

“It’s him! It’s him!”

Okay, are you in trouble this time?

The delivery boy thanked God, thanked earth, thanked God for finally letting this damn guy show up!

Brother Chen is still explaining that in order to reduce his sentence

“That gentleman was very talkative and excited everyone every time. Mr. Zheng invited the other party over to encourage everyone.”

Brainwashing, Shi Chui.

After listening to Brother Chen’s confession, Officer Li nodded.

You are sensible and your explanation is good.

“jingle!”Suddenly, Officer Li’s cell phone rang, and Officer Zhu, who was at the police station, sent a text message.

“I checked and found that the women in the video do have public security punishment files. They used to be in the sex business.”

The face changed drastically!

In an instant, the smile on Officer Li’s face disappeared and his face became stern.

“Is there anything else you’re hiding from us?”

“No!”Brother Chen shouted injustice in a low voice.

“We found out that there are several prostitutes among your MLM staff. Can you explain?”

“ah! ? Brother Chen looked confused and argued aggrievedly,”Comrade police!” I really don’t know!”

“Do you really not know or do you pretend not to know? Officer Li pressed forward step by step,”Be honest!” Ya’s prostitution and whoring, right?”

“You are not only a pyramid scheme, but you also have other activities?”

“No! Absolutely not!”Brother Chen was so frightened that he almost cried,”Comrade police, I swear, we are a serious MLM gang and we have never done anything like that!”

What a serious MLM group.

I can’t hold it in any longer, all friends are laughing.

“Haha, a weird fighter, a serious MLM gang! Is there any difference between informal and serious pyramid schemes?”

“Oh my god, everyone in Golden Eyes has talents, and they speak nicely. I can’t get out.”

Seeing the confused look on Brother Chen’s face, Officer Li knew that he couldn’t get anything out of the question, so he stopped worrying.

Anyway, when the time comes, he will be captured and interrogated slowly.

The top priority is to put an end to the pyramid scheme and arrest the boss and the fortune teller.!

Mentioning the boss, Officer Li asked again:”Tell me, when will your boss come over next time?”

“Just today. Brother Chen lowered his head and replied tremblingly,”About 2 o’clock.””