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“Haha, Wangzai couple!”

“Sure enough, he is his biological son. Ouch, ouch, he actually lost his son when he went out?”

“Will everything be okay? Probably not. How about looking for it in the hospital?”

The most ridiculous thing in the world, Golden Eye once again explained what it means to have weird flowers everywhere.

The son was lost, and the couple instantly gave up the idea of getting the light bulb.

Of course, it was more important to find the son!

At this time, the doctor finally took a small electric drill. came back

“Finally found it. The doctor smiled after entering the door and said,”Okay, we can start work.” This is a delicate job, don’t move for a while!”

But he saw different emotions in the eyes of this couple.

“Doctor, taking out the light bulb may have to be postponed for a while. Gu Fei explained,”Their son was lost.……”

“My son is lost!

The doctor’s mouth opened wide:”Why did you find out now?””

You two are really big-hearted. You didn’t realize until now that your son was missing.”

“Woohoo!”The wife gave her husband a hard look and started writing.

“We are looking for our son, so we won’t take the lightbulb yet.”

“It’s all his fault! I lost my son! Why swallow a light bulb when you have nothing to do? You are so heartless!”

In response to his wife’s accusation, the husband immediately responded in writing.

“If you don’t learn from me, there’s nothing wrong with you! I told you that you can’t take out the light bulb after stuffing it in your mouth, yet you still stuff it in your mouth! Prodigal bitches!”

The couple had a lot of fun quarreling, and all the water friends were eating melons and watching the fun.

Compared with Mr. and Mrs. Sima just now, this couple is a real treasure.……

“I can see that this couple is showing off their affection in a different way!”

“The son is an accessory, a free gift, so it’s only now that I discovered that my son is missing, hahaha!”

Since you want to find your son, let’s reminisce first.

“You two sit down first and calm down. Gu Fei said,”Think carefully, did you really bring your son out today?””

Maybe I didn’t bring it with me at all. The child is playing at home.” 190″

“Brought it!”

The husband and wife have different writing styles and the same character!”

“We didn’t see your son at the entrance of the hospital lobby just now. Gu Fei recalled,”Think about it carefully, when was the last time you saw your son?”

The two thought for a moment and immediately wrote on the paper:”Taxi!””

“You came to the hospital by taxi, right? Gu Fei asked,”Has your son gotten off the car?””

No way, no way, did Wang Zai and his wife really throw their son into the car?

It’s all a living treasure!”

“No!”

The two couples thought about it and blamed it on being too excited about the quarrel just now.

The case was solved. Their son was really forgotten in the taxi.……

“Ah poof!! This is all okay… Not only is this couple a living treasure, but the taxi driver didn’t realize it either?”

“No, wouldn’t their son get out of the car on his own? How come it was forgotten.”

It is unreasonable and cannot be measured by normal people’s thinking.

“Remember the license plate?”

Gu Fei is very familiar with Officer Tan from the traffic police brigade. We were together at Erxian Bridge last time.

Erxian Bridge, Shenxian Bridge!

Chenghua Avenue, Famous Avenue!

“Can not remember……”

At that time, they only had light bulbs in their eyes, so how could they care about so many things?

“don’t worry. Gu Fei consoled him,”Now that I know where I lost it, it will be easy to find.””

A series of unbelievable things have made the doctor’s head big.

Can you let me take good care of the doctor? I’m just a doctor, I can’t control so much.”

“Let me go…this patient is a bit weird……”

Although there were strange patients in the past, since Golden Eye came here, all kinds of monsters, ghosts, gods and snakes have appeared.

“I’m so impressed.”

The doctor looked at Gu Fei beside him, and the admiration in his heart was like the water of the Yellow River.

Only he can control so many weird things!

The Internet is boiling again. It’s already funny enough to put a light bulb in your mouth. Now here comes – son Where to go?

The current parents are at a loss for words.

In a hurry, the couple immediately ran outside the hospital.

As expected, the taxi driver would soon find their son in the car.

Maybe he would be sent back!

“Let’s go together.”

Gu Fei took the GoldenEye program team and the doctor to follow the couple out.

They came to the hospital gate and looked around

“Mother! Why do these two uncles and aunts have such big mouths and a light bulb stuck in them?”

“Baby, don’t look!”A passing mother immediately covered her daughter’s eyes and said,”Don’t imitate me, honey, how can you put a light bulb in your mouth?”

The eyes of passers-by are very strange. Everyone who sees this light bulb couple is smiling.

“Is there really a fool who puts a light bulb in his mouth? Hahaha!”

“Huh. That seems to be our GoldenEye program here. I see, it’s normal for weird things to happen.”

“I was watching the live broadcast, and this light-bulb couple lost their son, hahaha!”

When they arrived at the hospital gate, the couple looked for traces of their son while writing on white paper to ask passers-by.

Their cheeks were bulging like toads and they kept drooling. It was really… for the sake of their son , they lost face!

Good hard work pays off, and sincerity is the result, the stone will open.

After two or three minutes, a teenage boy came from the east.

He covered his mouth and looked unhappy.

“son!”

The couple were overjoyed. God bless them for finding their son so quickly.

Rushing to his son’s place, the mother touched her head and wanted to hold his son’s hand.

But the son kept covering his mouth with both hands for some unknown reason.

“Woohoo!”My mother spoke in bird language,”My dear son, what are you doing!”

At this time, both Gu Fei and the doctor discovered that the problem was not normal.

“It seems like it’s really contagious……”

As expected, sand sculptures are contagious, starting with the couple’s closest relatives.

After all the nagging from the couple, the son finally put down his arm.

“Woohoo!”

But the scene in front of me… the mother collapsed. Her precious son actually!

He actually put a light bulb in his mouth.……

“boom!”

Once again, a huge bomb was dropped on the ocean of the Internet, shocking everyone to the core.

“What’s going on, this family, hahahaha!”

“Mom! A family must be neat and tidy, right? Awesome! I can’t stand it anymore.” A family of three stood there neatly with light bulbs in their mouths. This scene has become a lingering image in everyone’s mind. It is worth remembering for a lifetime.

“I am a person who has a good sense of humor, so I can count on this smile for the rest of my life, haha”

“Smile, ten years are less! GoldenEye will not deceive me! Sure enough, there is no normal one”

“Seeing the naughty kid like this made me feel relieved. Haha, behind the naughty children there must be naughty parents!”

“Can any brother check who was the first person in the world to put a light bulb in his mouth? Warrior!”

Seeing their son’s bulging cheeks, the couple made eye contact and reached an agreement.

They believed that their son was no longer a three- or four-year-old child and wanted to save face.

It is not convenient to do anything in public. Let’s take him in first and then talk…

A pair The couple, one on the left and the other on the right, held their son’s little hand and walked towards the hospital.

The scene was warm and touching.

If you ignore the light bulbs in the mouths of the three people

“Big hands holding small hands, a family of three! What a warm and healing scene, hahahahaha!”

“Heck, the gaming chair was the appetizer, now the light bulb is the main course! My stomach hurts from laughing!”

When they entered the dental clinic of the hospital, the couple immediately let go

“Woohoo!

Although my mother could not speak, the anger on her face could not be disguised. It seemed to be saying:”Little bastard, why did you put the light bulb in your mouth!””

“You traitor!”The father can’t speak, but he is educating his children in the same way.

His wings have grown hard, right? Who did he learn from them?

“Woohoo!”The son defended, pointing to the light bulb in his mouth.

A family of three, what kind of bird language are they talking about?

“Snapped!”

Children must be educated. A mother slaps her son in the butt.

“Woohoo!”

The teenage son had tears in his eyes. He didn’t expect that he would be beaten by his mother at such an old age.

“Snapped!”

The father also slapped his son, making the pain even worse. He is cheating on his father because of his strength! He wants to beat the naughty boy to death! (For Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!) A mixed doubles match between men and women!

Although the couple quarreled , but reached an agreement on beating their son

“It made me laugh so hard, I seem to have seen the way I used to be beaten by my parents by a mixed team of men and women.”

“Haha, this kid is so naughty, why did he swallow the light bulb! Who did you learn it from? It’s not like you are a pair of sand sculpture heroes!”

The child deserves to be beaten, shouldn’t you two?[]

“Teaching by words and deeds, what kind of parents raise what kind of children, I saw it today, haha.”

The child cried even more sadly after being beaten by his parents.

“stop!”

At this time, the doctor finally stood up and spoke.

“How did you become parents?”The doctor said earnestly,”Didn’t you see that there is a light bulb in the child’s mouth? can not fight! What if the light bulb breaks?”

“！！！”

The couple stopped immediately and were scared to death!

If the lightbulb in my son’s mouth really breaks, the consequences will be disastrous.

“It’s all your fault!”

“You obviously beat me first and then you beat me!”

The couple started to glare at each other again, blaming each other for beating their son.

Netizens were also moved by the doctor’s love.

“What a good doctor, look, he is soft-hearted after all and cannot stand parents spanking their children. But soon, netizens couldn’t hold it any longer…

The doctor spoke again, educating the couple:”If you spank your child, you have to wait until the lightbulb is taken out of the mouth before spanking!””

“……”

When you are a friendly force, good guy, it turns out that you are a spy who has sneaked into our army!

“Woohoo!”

The child cried even more sadly. He didn’t expect this doctor to be so black-hearted!

“Yeah!”

The two couples nodded desperately, and then took out the light bulb and beat it to death!

This child is so courageous if he doesn’t give him a good education.

I don’t know who he learned it from…

He died of laughter!

The camera of the cameraman started to shake because he was laughing..The live broadcast screen flickered, making water friends dizzy.

“Xiao Wang! Can you be more professional? GoldenEye live broadcast filming, hold back your laughter!”

“Ouch, what a weird family! With parents like this, the child is unlucky 0…”

The friend laughed and became curious about why the child also put the light bulb in his mouth.

“What happened to the child in the taxi? How did he come to the entrance of the hospital? Where did his lightbulb come from?”

Questions were lingering over everyone’s heads.

They were waiting for Gu Fei to explore them one by one.

After letting the family of three calm down, Gu Fei followed suit and asked the children to write answers on paper. At the age of ten, he had the most basic communication skills.

“kid. Gu Fei asked,”Why didn’t you come down with your parents?””

“I’m dozing off.”

Children are usually noisy and doze off in the car.

“Oh, then did the taxi driver uncle realize that your parents had left you behind?”

“Uh-huh!”The little boy nodded and wrote on the paper.

“Uncle sent me back”

“Then where did the light bulb in your mouth come from?”

“Got it at home……”

The child explained:”Mom and dad didn’t notice.”

Today’s children are too curious. The parents were also careless and didn’t know that their son also secretly brought a light bulb out.

After the child was sent back to the door by the driver, his parents were not seen.

But he was curious, so he took out the light bulb and tried to put it in his mouth.

If you’re not careful, you can’t take it out anymore… panic!

The child wandered around the hospital until he met his parents again.

In the end, he was severely beaten by his parents!

“Hahaha! This kid is so naughty, he actually stole a light bulb from your house without being discovered by your parents.”

“Ouch, what kind of parents are you? If you swallow the light bulb yourself, you will harm your children!”

“This naughty kid is so unlucky, haha.”

Boys at this age are at their most curious. Parents are the closest people, and every move they make has a profound impact on their children.

Originally, the wife took out the lightbulb first, but because of the arrival of her son, the order changed.

Fighting after fighting, the son still baby

“Woohoo!”

My son’s first father had no objection, but he really couldn’t bear it and wanted to be the second to take out the light bulb.”

“Okay, no need to rush!

The doctor said to the couple:”Another doctor will be here soon. Please wait a moment.””

The son comes first, the wife comes second, and the husband comes third.

The order is full of jokes.

“Family status is clear at a glance, and it turns out that men have the hardest time, haha!”

“The son is still a treasure in the palm of their hands, although the couple is quite heavy-handed.”

Soon, another doctor arrived and took out the light bulb for the woman.

It went smoothly and was done in less than ten minutes.

“Wow!”

After the light bulb was taken out of the wife’s mouth, she just felt that her life was free again.

Ah! This fresh air, this beautiful world!

But the light bulb in her son’s mouth is not that easy to remove.

“Little brat!”

The woman finally managed to speak and immediately cursed

“What’s not good about learning? Learn from your dad, right?”

“He, an idiot, eats light bulbs, so do you?”

You spit out fragrance, and your husband screamed in anxiety, you woman took out the light bulb, and you took advantage of 3.9 and cursed others?

It’s a pity that the light bulb in his mouth is still there.

“You wait! The husband took out the paper with writing on it and declared his authority to his wife,”When I take out the light bulb in my mouth, I want you to look good!””

“hehe!”

The wife sneered and ignored her mentally retarded husband.

“Host, today is really embarrassing. She complained,”Didn’t you see the taxi driver who sent us here today? He almost died laughing.””

“As soon as the driver saw the light bulb in our mouths, he laughed all the way to the hospital.”

Everyone can’t help but want to laugh, right?

“The driver was nice. Gu Fei chatted with the wife,”Can I bring back the children you left behind?””

“Well, if I can still meet the driver, I will definitely thank him.”

Because the light bulb was plugged in for a long time, my wife has a stutter and is not fluent in speech. She needs to recover slowly.

“Host, the driver still laughed at us, saying that your mouth must be too small, so you couldn’t take it out.”

“It’s a pity that we can’t speak and can’t refute the driver.……”

We chatted like this for a few minutes. Suddenly, a nurse from outside hurried in and shouted

“Not good, not good!”

“No hurries? The doctor replied calmly,”What’s wrong?””

“Oh no, someone swallowed the light bulb again!”

“……” are you crazy! Are you done yet?

The doctor was confused by this group of patients

“Bring it in!”

Soon, the nurse brought a man who swallowed a lightbulb into the room.

Seeing the other person’s appearance, the child was stunned.

The couple was even more surprised and speechless.

Pointing at each other, the woman questioned her soul.

“you! you! Aren’t you the taxi driver who brought us to the hospital? ?”

I saw this taxi driver with a light bulb in his mouth, his expression was painful, and his saliva could not stop flowing down.……