Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Let me go, the sand sculpture is really contagious!”

“I suspect that some of our fans in the live broadcast room and some warriors have done this!”

“A family of three, plus the taxi driver who took me to the hospital, hahahaha!”

Looking at the familiar family of three, the taxi driver couldn’t express his sorrow.

“Ha ha ha ha!”

The hostess pointed at the driver and laughed. She had been laughed at enough today, and it was finally her turn to laugh at others.

You, the driver, just laughed at me, now I laugh at you!

“Woohoo!”

The driver was gibbering and gesticulating.

“Woohoo!”

The male owner of this family tried to communicate. They are all miserable people.

If you are full and strong, why should you eat light bulbs?

At this time, two doctors and nurses on the scene were busy.

The child was still taking the light bulbs, and the other seat was empty. It was his turn to be unlucky. Dad

“come on. Another doctor waved his hand,”You guys, don’t dare anymore.””

What a waste of doctors’ resources!

Gudong, gudong!

The two men shook their heads like rattles.

They will never do stupid things again.

Stuffing cotton into the mouth of the unlucky father, the nurse operated carefully. Take out the light bulb and work it patiently. First, put the cotton in the mouth of the unlucky father.

Put cotton into your mouth and wrap the entire bulb.

Then use a small electric drill to drill a small hole through the lamp head.

“Don’t move, especially your mouth!”

Then the doctor will take out a small hammer and carefully break the light bulb glass.

After a bang, a piece of fragment will fall on the cotton in the mouth.

“tweezers!”

Then use tools to remove the large pieces of glass.

For safety reasons, the doctor will smash the entire glass bulb to avoid cuts when taking it out.

When the father and son took out the bulb, the taxi driver could only stare at it.

“Driver friend?”

Gu Fei took the opportunity to give him an interview.

It was the familiar paper and pen session again.

Holding the pen, the driver complained to Gu Fei:”Host, curiosity killed the cat!”

A penetrating summary that made netizens laugh out loud.

“Haha, do you regret it now? You see, the driver seems to be more swollen?”

Obviously, it’s much bigger than a family of three.

“you……”Gu Fei also noticed something unusual and asked,”Driver, is the light bulb you swallowed No. 03?””

“yes!”

The driver was very regretful. Why should he show off?

When he sent the couple to the hospital, he kept laughing, thinking that they couldn’t take out the light bulb because their mouths were too small!

“I have a big mouth!”

With strange confidence, the driver went to the electronics store to buy two large light bulbs

“The light bulb is stuck in your mouth and you can’t take it out? Consider me a fool! If you can put it in, you can definitely take it out!”

So, not long after, the driver looked in pain and drooled. He drove a taxi to the hospital to ask for help…

The great inventor who invented the light bulb did not expect that people today would actually use light bulbs like this.

Why don’t you put it in your mouth? Where are the light bulbs powered on?

A bunch of scammers!

Ten minutes later, both the son and the father were freed

“ah!”Unlucky dad stretched out his hand and embraced freedom

“Woohoo!”

My son is still immersed in the fear just now.

For this naughty boy, he has just escaped from fear and is about to enter another abyss.

“Little brat!”

Dad picked up his hand and slapped him hard on the same spot.

“It’s time to fight!”

The mother also raised her palms to educate her children.

“After two clicks, the naughty kid started crying.

“I’m telling you not to learn well, right?”

“Do you dare to do it again in the future?”

After the couple slapped each other, the child really became honest.

“I don’t dare, I don’t dare anymore! After wiping his tears, the naughty child muttered:”It was obviously you who ate the light bulb first, and you still blame me.”……”

“You talked back, right?”

The unlucky father lectured:”We are us and you are you. Don’t be a bad example in the future!”

“Uh-huh!”

The child kept nodding. His parents were usually very nice to him, but this time, they were probably really angry.

But why was the child the one who was injured in the end?

After the family of three solved the light bulb, it was finally the next person’s turn. An unlucky guy – a taxi driver

“friend! The doctor looked at the driver’s swollen mouth and said,”Isn’t your light bulb too big?””

“Woohoo!”

The driver was about to cry and wrote asking what should I do?

“Surgery may be needed!”

“Woohoo!!”It scares me to death. The driver doesn’t want to be operated on for this kind of thing.

“Don’t be afraid.”Actually, the doctor is just trying to scare the other person. You guys, don’t learn to behave yourself unless you endure some hardships.”I’m talking about the worst-case scenario.”

“Okay, let’s stuff the cotton first.”

The two doctors and nurses worked together, and after five minutes, the first fragment was successfully removed.

“Progress is rapid. Gu Fei reported the whole process from the side,”I hope everyone will not try it. It is very dangerous to put the light bulb into your mouth.””

Gu Fei has reminded him three or four times, because he is afraid that the water friends in the live broadcast room will not learn well.

When it comes to sand sculptures, these water friends are one of the best.

“Ha ha! Brother Fei was also scared. He was really afraid that some fool would put a light bulb in his mouth.”

“Hey, why didn’t the dog Doberman say anything? He showed his face just now and then kept diving?”

Isn’t Dupin always very eloquent?

“That Doberman guy, didn’t you just say that you also wanted to perform a stuttering lightbulb? Run away, coward!”

“Brother Du Bin, if you are here, please give me a shout!”

There is still no sound, and the water friend no longer pays attention to it.

…………

After taking the lamp head out of the driver’s mouth, the doctor warned:”It’s okay, it’s okay, have you suffered a lot?”

“Doctor, you are my reborn parents.”

The driver burst into tears with gratitude. His mouth was stuffed with a big light bulb, which was both mental and physical torture.

After looking at the glass fragments and lamp holder taken out of his mouth, the driver took out a brand new light bulb from his pocket and threw it on the table.

“Doctor, this is an extra light bulb I bought for you.”

“Why did you give me the light bulb?……”

I’m a doctor, not a plumber and electricity repairman

“Anyway, I don’t want to see this thing!”

Picking up the light bulb on the table, Gu Fei looked at it carefully.

Why do you want to look at it?

Because the skill Gu Fei acquired last time is called – Light Bulb Encyclopedia…

It’s very strange, but now it actually comes in handy.

Now he has a lot of knowledge about the lighting industry. I understand, it’s already beyond the limit

“Ordinary spherical incandescent lamp.”

There is only a simple outer package with basic parameters written on it.

The brightness is 100W. The manufacturer is Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd., whose address is in the suburbs of Xihang City.

“This light?”

There are many types of light bulbs, and there are roughly three types on the market today.

Incandescent lamps: the oldest and most common light bulbs, which are already on the verge of being eliminated. Generally spherical, they are also the protagonist of this round of light bulbs.

Energy-saving lamps: use less electricity and have high brightness. They are Now the mainstream light bulbs.

LED lights: more energy-saving and brighter than energy-saving lamps, they will be the mainstream in the future.

After observation, Gu Fei found that there is a big problem with this incandescent light!

“Another quality hot chicken thing……”

Not only is the welding of the lamp head of this incandescent lamp rough, but the tungsten wire inside is also not up to standard.

The glass shell is also thinner than the national standard data.

Another profiteer?

But a light bulb doesn’t mean anything

“Where did you buy this light bulb?”

“Across the street from the hospital, I bought the lighting appliances there. The driver was confused and said,”Host, you have been looking at this light bulb. Do you want to swallow it and try it?””

“……”

Seeing that Gu Fei didn’t answer, the driver became anxious.

“Host, don’t try this by yourself! I swallowed the light bulb and couldn’t take it out!”

This driver still has a good heart.

“Who said I was going to swallow a light bulb?”

“So what have you been staring at?”

The conversation between the two was filled with laughter again.

“Hahaha, the driver actually suspected that Fei Ge wanted to swallow the light bulb?”

“There’s no way Phineas is that stupid, but it’s possible for Doberman the dog! Hahaha! (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

In order to reassure the driver, Gu Fei replied:”I think the quality of this incandescent lamp is a bit poor, so I asked you where to buy it.” After a while, I’m going to do an on-site inspection to see if the poor quality of the light bulbs is an isolated case.”

A word that wakes up the dreamer!

GoldenEye is a people’s livelihood program, but everyone only remembers it as funny……

“I almost forgot, our GoldenEye is a positive energy program that speaks for the common people! Brothers, stop it, stop laughing!”

“While everyone is laughing, only Fei Ge pays attention to the quality of the light bulbs! Feige YYDS!”[]

“Nani, why does Brother Fei know so much about light bulbs? Is there anything else in this world that he doesn’t know?”

Walking Encyclopedia

…………

After finally taking out all the light bulbs from these four weird mouths, the doctor breathed a sigh of relief.

“Thank you doctor! Thank you host!”

The family of three and the driver left with a smile.

He came to the corridor with them, and Gu Fei asked the cameraman to focus the camera and take a close-up of their departure.

Suddenly, a figure appeared on the left side of the camera.

He looked so familiar, so wretched.

Flat-toed shoehorn face, thick eyebrows and small eyes.

“Dog Doberman!”

In an instant, the live broadcast room was filled with curses.

Dupin actually came to the hospital!

“Wow, you know this guy can’t stand it, go to the scene to watch others make a fool of yourself, right?”

“Haha, I went to the hospital specially to see him���Put a light bulb in your mouth, Dupin, are you bored?”

But friends found that Doberman was a little abnormal today.

He covered his mouth with a look of pain on his face.

“Ah this……”

A shocking thought appeared in everyone’s mind

“Woohoo!”

Du Bin quickly ran to Gu Fei and the doctor, pointing at his mouth

“……”

This guy actually put the light bulb in his mouth.……

“Pfft haha! Doberman, you are indeed the source of happiness for our golden eyes! Ouch ouch”

“OMG! Are there any water friends in our live broadcast room who have done this? Come forward!”

“As expected of a Doberman dog, it turns out that dogs not only eat poop, but also eat light bulbs!”

Bengbu, why do such excellent human beings like Doberman exist in the world!

He was born to be funny.

Doberman is a real man. Before, friends in the live broadcast room said that he did not dare to put a light bulb in his mouth.

However, he used Practical actions prove that he dares!

“You are sick? Gu Fei complained,”I didn’t know you can’t take out a light bulb if it’s stuck in your mouth?””

“Woohoo!”Dubin almost burst into tears.

He just wanted to try and stuff it in a little bit.

But in the end, he couldn’t get out…

Now that another stupid patient has come, the doctor can only continue to work.

“Hey, you patients, can you be considerate of us doctors?”

“Don’t let doctors increase their workload.”

The doctor complained feebly, making the two nurses beside him laugh so hard that they couldn’t stand upright.

There were too many weird things today.

“come in!”

The doctor had just let Du Bin in. Suddenly, three people ran down from the second floor of the hospital.

Two hospital nurses hurried over around a doctor.

“It’s not good! It’s not good!”The two nurses shouted,”Quick, a lightbulb falls into Dr. Zhao’s mouth!”

The lightbulb fell into your mouth, can you come up with a better excuse?”

“……”

What the hell!

It doesn’t matter if others don’t know how to swallow light bulbs, Dr. Zhao, why did you put the light bulb in your mouth?

Human curiosity will lead to genocide sooner or later!

“Damn it, apart from Dupin, even doctors have been tricked?”

“What happened to this world? Swallowing light bulbs is an infectious disease, right?”

“Hahaha, Dr. Zhao, you have made me laugh for a year today!”

Awkward, so embarrassing.

Then Dr. Zhao and Du Bin went in together and tried to take out the light bulb in his mouth.

“Then let’s go and investigate the light bulb quality problem.”

Gu Fei still has something to do, so he won’t wait for Du Bin to regain his freedom.

He walked to the hall and then passed through the door.

At the entrance of the hospital, Gu Fei suddenly saw a few people covering their faces.

Four people in total.

They were all covering their hands. The mouth was swollen like a ball.

The saliva kept flowing down uncontrollably.

“This light bulb is poisonous.”

Don’t look, here are four unlucky guys…

I’ve warned you many times during the live broadcast, but you still put the light bulb in your mouth, right?

It’s hopeless, it’s hopeless.

The magic of GoldenEye 830’s live broadcast is so powerful Infectiousness.

At the same time, patients with bulbs in their mouths appeared in hospitals across the country.

“What planes are you guys working on?”

I’m so confused, the medical system across the country is…���shocked

“Don’t put the light bulb in your mouth, ah hey!”

No matter what, we can’t carve these.

Soon Gu Fei and the GoldenEye program team came to the place where incandescent lamps were sold.

“Hi boss”

“Hehe, I watched your live broadcast too!”The boss here was also watching the live broadcast just now and knew what Gu Fei was doing.

Without saying anything, the boss took out all the incandescent lamps he just sold.

“Host, this is the light bulb I sell. Is there really a problem?”

“Let me consider”

“Okay, I’ll help you power on and test!”

Ten minutes later, Gu Fei discovered that these incandescent lamps did indeed have quality problems.

“Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd., does this manufacturer have other products?”

“some!”

The boss continued to take out the company’s energy-saving lamps and LED lamps.

“have a test.”

After another ten minutes of testing, the passing rate of energy-saving lamps was 40%, and the passing rate of LED lamps was 55%.

Too low!

Cutting corners!

However, only very knowledgeable people can see this small trick.

“how so! ?”

The boss who bought light bulbs and electrical appliances couldn’t believe it. Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd. is also an old company. Logically speaking, it wouldn’t be so cheating.

“Boss, I will buy all these samples.”

“well.”

The boss gave me the biggest discount, and he didn’t make any money from defending people’s rights.”

“Could it be fake?”

For example, other factories pretended to be products of Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd.

Gu Fei went to another store selling light bulbs and asked the boss to test it and buy samples.

The results were similar.

After three stores in a row, Gu Fei got full evidence!

“The possibility of counterfeiting is basically ruled out.”

There are quality problems with the incandescent lamps, energy-saving lamps, and LED lamps produced by Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd.!

The quality problems have made water friends furious.

“Damn, another profiteer! Black-hearted enterprise! We just got the Phoenix gaming chair, and now we have Hangyu lighting bulbs, right?”

“Come on, Brother Fei! I support you! Get rid of the hot chicken companies!”

You must report it!

” Gu Fei took out his cell phone and dialed the number of the Quality Supervision Bureau.

“Hello, I am Gu Fei, the host of GoldenEye. I want to report a company with my real name. The products have widespread quality problems.……”

There was a round of applause, this is the people’s livelihood program Golden Eye!

“Fei Ge is such a man! Report with real name! Capitalism is harming the masses again!”

“It’s all a hammer, this time the quality problem of the light bulbs cannot be reversed!”

All water friends believe that this incident is a foregone conclusion.

Even the magical Golden Eye can’t change it!

Right, Brother Fei?

(PS: At the end of the light bulb plot, if anyone can guess it, the author will swallow it) Lightbulb! Impossible to guess, hehe, just confidence!).