Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“It’s been a while since we last contacted you, and you’ve already become a popular host. You won’t forget me, right?”

“Who do I think she is? She is the school beauty! Gu Fei smiled and replied,”Did your overseas studies go well?” when do you come back?”

“I’ll be back in a few days, just in time to ask for your help!”

“The old classmate’s favor is also the favor of the school beauty of our School of Communication, I will definitely help!”

The person who called was Tang Yishu, a former classmate of the School of Communication, the school beauty.

She was the one Du Bin always licked.

This school beauty was relatively independent, optimistic and cheerful, and she could chat with Gu Fei at school.

She had not graduated yet, so she chose to go abroad. Further studies.

After that, there was less contact.

This year, we only occasionally chatted with each other.

“Old classmates, if I ask your Golden Eyes to help, you won’t be overturned, right?”

To be honest, Tang Yishu, who is still abroad, is a little scared.

She has also been watching GoldenEye recently, and she laughs every time.

This ridiculous show is so weird.……

“The matter I am asking for help this time is about a child, and I hope I can help him.”

Then, Tang Yishu told Gu Fei the situation.

“I saw on the Internet that a little girl was seriously ill. She was very pitiful, so I donated some money to the girl. Many other netizens also expressed their love.”

“However, I can’t find any more information about the other party online. I know experts in this field abroad who may be helpful to the little girl’s disease.”

It’s very simple. Tang Yishu wants to find the other person through the magical golden eye.

She wants to see the little girl to see if she can help more.

After listening to the school belle’s statement, Gu Fei boasted:”You are a positive energy charity Ah, you are indeed a school belle with a beautiful heart and a kind heart.”

“That’s right.”Tang Yishu was elated by Gu Fei’s praise,”I am a philanthropic and positive energy. Even if I ask for help from a big loser like GoldenEye, I won’t go wrong.”

Charity and positive energy, tell me how to overturn the situation?

Apart from these, Tang Yishu didn’t talk much on the phone. He is still abroad and everything is waiting for his return.

“knew. Gu Fei smiled and agreed,”When you return to China, I will take care of it for you.””

“Thanks! Tang Yishu ended the call and said,”No more chatting. You can get busy.” When I return to China, I will come to your TV station.”

The school beauty I haven’t contacted for a long time is about to return to China and will bring a new episode of GoldenEye.

It’s really busy.

In the afternoon, Gu Fei was sorting out information in the office

“Tuk-tuk-tuk.”

At the open door, there was a symbolic knock on the door, which meant that an outsider came in.

“Are you busy?”

The people who came in walked directly towards Gu Fei, Xiao Wang, Xiao Xue and the others. They all smiled politely when they saw this person.

“Talk about police officers? ?”

Gu Fei raised his head and saw an acquaintance again.

The traffic police brigade, talking about Qiao Guo, the last Erxianqiao incident was still fresh in his mind.

“Haha, I came here just to ask, are you free tomorrow?”

Originally he wanted to contact us by phone, but just to be more serious, he decided to come over in person.

In fact, he mainly wanted to see what the office behind GoldenEye looked like.

“It’s nothing special. Why are the programs broadcast so special?”

Last time, Officer Tan made an agreement with Gu Fei to link up with the traffic police brigade when he had time to do a GoldenEye live broadcast to check for drunk driving.

Let me tell the majority of netizens a truth.

Don’t drive when you drink, and don’t drink when you drive!

“Is it about the drunk driving investigation? Gu Fei put the documents aside and replied with a smile,”When you are free, I will be on call 24/7!””

“It will start at 7 o’clock tomorrow evening. The location will be Chenghua Avenue. I will contact you then.”

It’s the familiar Chenghua Avenue again. I wonder if anyone will become famous this time.

“OK！”Gu Fei gestured, stood up and walked out,”Officer Tan, since you are here at Jiangnan TV, why don’t you take a look around?”

“OK!”

Accompanying Officer Tan, Gu Fei walked around the Satellite TV Building.

The studios, canteens, halls, exhibition halls, man-made landscapes, star avenues, broadcast studios, and filming studios were all incomprehensible.

“It’s really big, worthy of Jiangnan TV!”

In terms of economy, Jiangnan Province and Jianghuai Province are among the top provinces in China.

Jiangnan TV and Jianghuai TV have one thing in common: they like to spend money on variety entertainment programs. Their ability to create stars is first-rate.

But like Gu Fei’s way of becoming popular, there has never been

“Officer Tan, you have been investigating drunk driving recently. Are there many people drinking?”

“not much. Officer Tan stretched out his fingers and counted,”It’s not like before. Nowadays, the common sense of drinking and not driving has entered the hearts of most people.” Only a few people still have a sense of luck.”

You don’t know that your luck may bring tragedy.

…………

In the evening, Gu Fei drove his new car back to the apartment.

Take a comfortable bath and sit in front of the computer to read the news

“Why is there so much news about GoldenEye lately?……”

Almost all flooded.

All media are riding on the popularity of Golden Eye and rebroadcasting all kinds of weird news

“Outside the nickname, Comrade Sun Aiguo’s light bulbs are patriotic and lead a new fashion, and Hangyu Lighting light bulbs are sold out again!”

Why is a profiteer so popular among domestic consumers?

“According to authoritative statistics, at least a thousand people across the country swallowed light bulbs this time. Even the Health Bureau couldn’t stand it and publicly advised them”

“All e-commerce alliances have removed Phoenix gaming chairs from their shelves, and the brand’s sales have fallen into a quagmire.”

“Merchants selling executive chairs and gaming chairs in the mall cried: We can’t sell our chairs!”

There is no other way. They are afraid of sudden explosion, so consumers choose ordinary chairs which are safer…

The influence of Golden Eye has penetrated into every bit of people’s lives. At

8:30 the next morning, Gu Fei drove to work.

Arrive. In the office, as soon as he opened the prestige, he saw Du Bin showing off

“Happy to pick up the new car, hehe!”

Dupin’s prestige circle of friends was updated, with a paragraph of text and a beautiful photo of the car he just got.

A black Buick sedan

“congratulations.”Gu Fei also left a message below, and other classmates and friends who were familiar with Du Bin also sent lines of congratulations. The first car of a young man has a representative meaning.

The morning was uneventful, but in the afternoon, Gu Fei received a call Phone call.

The other party is an acquaintance, Master Niuza.

“Master Engraver, how is your health?”

“never mind……”The carver recovered well, but the first thing he did when he returned to the grocery store was to replace all the round light bulbs with LED lights!

Now I feel uncomfortable when I see round light bulbs!

“Gu Fei, there was a car accident on the street opposite our store a few minutes ago.”

Master Ke has always been an enthusiastic citizen. He called just because he wanted to tell Gu Fei that the news was coming.

But he didn’t know whether GoldenEye could broadcast this kind of news.

“Car accident? Gu Fei asked,”Is it serious?” Are there any casualties?”

“I was also at the scene. The person was fine, but the car was fine.……”

Not only was the vehicle involved in the accident scrapped, but a number of other cars were also damaged. The scene was very chaotic.

“I will send you the video of the scene.”

Seeing the scenes at the scene, Gu Fei took a breath of air. It

‘s very serious. Fortunately, everyone is fine!

Such a big incident happened. The traffic police are rushing there, and Gu Fei doesn’t want to be idle.

“go!”

As quickly as possible, Gu Fei summoned the members of the program team and headed to the destination

“You drive the news car, I’ll go first!”

“Okay Fei Ge!”

Getting into his BMW X5, Gu Fei headed towards Jianshe Road.

Coincidentally, Gu Fei usually wouldn’t care about the news caused by this kind of car accident.

Because it has little to do with Golden Eye.

But this time it’s different.

“Checking out the live broadcast of drunk driving at night, I happened to be filming a car accident scene during the day, which is a great warning!”

First let friends watch the scene of the car accident, and then check for drunk driving. The live broadcast effect is great.

After arriving at Jianshe Road, he parked the car in a nearby parking lot and went to the scene.

He started the live broadcast first. Xiao Wang and the others will arrive later, and then use Professional equipment shooting

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After starting the GoldenEye live broadcast, Gu Fei said to the water friends,”A serious car accident occurred on Jianshe Road in Xihang City, and our GoldenEye program team is rushing to the scene.””

In a few seconds, the number of viewers skyrocketed.

When they heard it was the scene of a car accident, many timid girls covered their eyes and did not dare to look.

“Brother Fei, are there any casualties at the scene?”

“According to the reaction of the carving master at the scene, there were no casualties.”[]

Gu Fei was also puzzled. The entire front of the car that was involved in the accident fell off. Is the owner of the car okay?

He is truly a person favored by God.

There are always some people who are lucky enough to survive the disaster unscathed.

But the concerns of this group of sand sculpture water lovers are often different.

“Master Engraver, ah haha, it turned out that Master Engraver told Brother Fei, he is an enthusiastic and good citizen!”

“The beef offal shop has been booming recently. They are all young people. When entering the store, they will shout:”Master carving, please bring a bowl of beef offal!””

These young people, wearing anime and game T-shirts, regard the beef grocery store as a new check-in holy place.

Yes, many otakus choose to eat there to make friends and expand their miserable interpersonal circles.

The two-dimensional dating scene… the style of painting, no Too normal

“Yesterday I also went to the master carver’s place for dinner. I heard from his apprentice that the master carver also swallowed a light bulb, so he had to take a day off, hahaha.���”

Good things don’t go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.

Master Ke didn’t open his mouth to the big-mouthed disciple, he was extremely benevolent and righteous.

…………

When we arrived at the scene of the car accident, it turned out to be a crowd of onlookers.

“Carving master!

Gu Fei immediately joined the carving master:”How is the situation?””

“Ferrari owner trapped inside, but no one injured”

“Um?”

Then, Gu Fei took the camera to a scrapped Ferrari on the road.

The entire front of the car broke off and fell on the other side of the road.

The body of the car was also severely deformed, and the cab was severely squeezed.

But tell me, the driver inside is okay?

“This person saved the galaxy in his previous life, right? Is he so lucky?”

“Ordinary people would definitely die if they encountered this kind of car accident!”

In addition to this Ferrari being scrapped, there was also an unfortunate car that was also engulfed in flames.

“Still burning! terrible!”

This was a car parked on the side of the road. Because it was hit by a Ferrari sports car, it rolled several meters and turned upside down.

It may be that the fierce friction ignited the gasoline in the fuel tank, and the car burned quickly.

According to eyewitnesses, this was A new car.

Now, it is almost burned out…

It belongs to the unlucky ones among the unlucky ones.

It is a miracle that no one was injured in such a tragic scene!

Although I know that no one is okay, the shocking scenes at the scene still make water friends scared.

Be sure to pay attention to traffic safety!

In addition to the Ferrari and the burning car, there are also a group of victim car owners chatting and discussing.

Some of them were driving normally and were affected by this Ferrari.

Some were parked on the side of the road and caused accidents.

It was all Ferrari’s fault!

Soon, Golden Eye When the special car arrived, Xiao Wang, Xiao Xue and others quickly came down and met up with Gu Fei

“｀Brother Fei, here we come!”

On the other side, the traffic police arrived, and Officer Tan was among them. They made an appointment to meet in the evening, but unexpectedly they met first at the scene of the car accident during the day.

“Look, the fire truck is coming too!”

The firefighters immediately launched a rescue operation, rescuing the owner trapped in the Ferrari and extinguishing the flames of the burning car.

“Wow, I got into a car accident when I went to the supermarket to buy something?”

Behind Gu Fei, Du Bin’s voice suddenly sounded.

“Are you here too?”

Gu Fei saw that Du Bin was holding a bag in his hand and knew that he was doing some shopping in the supermarket after driving around in his new car.

“Hehe, what a coincidence?”

Dubin walked to the camera again and greeted his brothers in the live broadcast room.

“Your brother Bing is here!”

See, only you Bing Ge can always appear next to your idol!

“Dog Doberman, why are you everywhere?”

“Damn it, seeing Doberman so happy makes me unhappy! After saying hello

, Du Bin took out a pack of melon seeds from the supermarket shopping bag, handed it to Gu Fei and said,”Brother Fei, do you want some melon seeds?””

“I’m working, don’t eat melon”

“Then I ate.”Dubin opened the melon seeds and ate them on the spot.

He also gave some advice on the tragic car accident.

“This Ferrari owner is finished. He will be beaten by all the owners when he comes out soon!”

“Haha, but there were no casualties in this car accident, which is a blessing among misfortunes!”

Dubin was eating melon seeds and chirping, which made the water friends impatient.

Damn, this guy really deserves a beating!

But water friends can’t come along the screen and beat up Dubin. After eating melons for a while, Dubin pointed at the last The unlucky car, laughing out loud

“Brother Fei, look!”Dubin pointed at the car that was being extinguished by the firefighters and said with a smile,”This car is the most unlucky in the audience. It’s on its back. I don’t know who the unlucky guy’s car is, and it’s still burning!”

((Made Zhao) Don’t take pleasure in others’ misfortunes. Gu Fei reminded Du Bin,”What if the car owner hears it?””

“Come on. Du Bin stuffed the melon seeds back into the bag,”It’s been so long and I haven’t seen the owner of the car.””

The rest of the car owners came, but no one claimed the nearly burned car. Do you think it’s strange?

A few minutes later, the flames of the burning car were extinguished, revealing a metal shell frame. It was completely burned out.

The flames After it subsided, Gu Fei finally saw clearly the make of the burned car.

Buick!

“Dupin, let me ask you something. Gu Fei had an ominous premonition,”Where did you park your car?””

“Over there.”

Dubin pointed to the roadside thirty meters away, but found that it was empty.

“？？？”

I was busy eating melon and watching a movie, and didn’t pay attention to where I parked my car.

“Where’s my car!”

Dupin collapsed. Where did the new car I bought, the first car in my life, go?

Following the parking place, Dupin’s eyes moved westward, and finally stopped at the car that was burned into a skeleton.

You can’t be wrong, this car is the Buick that Dubin mentioned today.……

“Me!”Dubin ran towards the car and cursed,”I bought a new car today!”

It turns out that the unlucky guy is me.

I’m eating the melons, and in the end I’m getting the price I paid for it.”

“Ah poof! Hahahahaha! Doberman collapsed! Hahaha”

“Oops, it turns out that Doberman is the most unlucky person in our Golden Eye! Ha ha”

“Seeing this guy unhappy makes me happy”

“Deserve it! This is what happens when you eat something at the scene of a car accident!”

In a blink of an eye, Dupin became the most unlucky guy in the audience, and the lucky guy who caused the series of car accidents but was unscathed in the Ferrari didn’t know when he would be rescued.

“The Ferrari owner is fully responsible for this car accident, right, and can compensate for it, so the Dubin isn’t that miserable, right?”

“Let’s wait until someone is rescued first. Who knows what will happen next?”.