Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Hahaha, the dog Doberman is indeed the source of happiness for Golden Eyes!”

“Doberman, you are using your car’s life to make a fool of yourself!”

In order to make a joke, you kid didn’t even want a car, right?

If you end up eating it on your own head, you are awesome!

When he came to the car, Du Bin looked at the thing that was burned into a metal frame, Want to cry but no tears

“Friend, your car?”

The firefighter boy kindly comforted him:”Don’t be too sad, just be fine.””

“Can you compensate?”Dubin looked at the firefighter, his eyes full of expectation.

“They should be compensated in full.”

Soon, Gu Fei also came with Golden Eyes.

“I never expected that this car belonged to Doberman.”Gu Fei reminded the friends in the live broadcast room,”This incident tells us, don’t eat melon at the scene if you have nothing to do. Do you still remember how the murderer was caught last time?”

I was caught eating melons, and then encountered Zilong’s sister who cut off her children and grandchildren.

In the end, it must be the punishment of a righteous bullet!”

“Brother Fei, you must be able to compensate, right?”

Dubin kept asking, fearing that the car would burn down in vain.

“Don’t worry about this. Gu Fei consoled him,”The owner of the Ferrari is fully responsible. If you can afford to drive a Ferrari, I can compensate you for all your losses even if you don’t have insurance.””

“Right!”Dubin nodded and returned to his usual playful smile.

No matter how unlucky you are, you should face life optimistically.

“The other party won’t lie. If he dares, are our Golden Eyes vegetarians?”

Gu Fei is the host of GoldenEye, so he has that confidence!

At this time, the firefighters’ rescue of the man trapped in the Ferrari sports car has reached the final stage.

All the victim car owners have gathered around, waiting for the other person to be rescued.

RNM! Lose money!

“We’ll go there too.”

Gu Fei and Du Bin came to the middle of the road.

The roads on both sides have been blocked and there are no vehicles entering or exiting.

“Hello host!”An unlucky car owner came up to say hello.

“Hello.”Gu Fei said in the interview,”Can you tell me about your situation?”

“My car was parked on the side of the road. Look, what is it like after it was hit?”

There is a large area of dentation on the left side and the front of the car is seriously deformed.

“As for me, I was hit while driving well.”

Another car owner had lingering fears. Fortunately, his steering wheel was stable and nothing happened.

The damage to the car was about tens of thousands of yuan.

The car owners were interviewed by GoldenEye and made statements to the traffic police.

“100 Talking about police officers, the Ferrari owner is solely responsible, right?”

“right. Officer Tan looked at Gu Fei, nodded and said,”It’s a pity that there is no speed measuring device in this area. We don’t know if the Ferrari is speeding.””

“According to the reactions of witnesses and car owners at the scene, the car must have been speeding a bit.”

“How did the car accident happen?”

“When changing lanes, the steering wheel probably lost its stability and hit the burned-out car.”

The car lost control, and there were continuous collisions. Finally

, it hit the railing, the front body of the car was broken into two parts, and the cab was severely deformed.

The airbag deployed quickly, and the person was fine.

Now, he is still shouting inside!

“The luck is really good.”

Standing next to the Ferrari, Gu Fei could also hear the sounds inside.

“Can you firefighters be faster? You haven’t eaten yet? It’s hard for me to breathe!”

I’m very impatient, and I feel like I want to beat the nouveau riche.”

“Sir, please don’t worry, we will get you out soon.”

Several firefighters used huge pliers and other tools to cut off the vehicle frame and gradually rescued the trapped people.

“Come on, I’m very busy! Do you know how much I’m worth?”

“Please wait patiently for us to rescue you.”

Although the quality of the car owner is not very good, the firefighters did not complain and did their duty with all their heart.

Water friends can’t stand listening anymore.

“Damn it, God is blind! What qualities!”

“Why can this guy survive a car accident unscathed?”

Good people are rewarded with good things. We all have no objection, but this trapped car owner is not a good person no matter how you look at it.

The rescue is still going on, and Gu Fei also interviewed the trapped car owner.”

“Hello, I am Gu Fei, the host of GoldenEye”

“Goldeneye? The people in the car wondered,”What kind of show is it? It sounds like a treasure appraisal show?””

Why do you think it sounds like a treasure appraiser?

GoldenEye won’t do a treasure appraiser issue in the future. I’m sorry for the name, right?”

“We are a people’s livelihood news program. Gu Fei continued the interview,”Excuse me, you are trapped in the car now. Do you feel any physical discomfort?””

“Other than not being able to move, no problem.”The car owner had a loud voice and was very rude,”Oh, I said, your program lacks (adai) morality. I am trapped in the car, and you still have the time to conduct interviews?”

“We won’t save people together!”

Holy shit! This guy is so hateful.

Suddenly, all the water friends were gearing up and wanted to come along the network cable to have a real-person PK.

“People like you should be like the car in this car accident, with your head and body missing!”

“Driving a Ferrari, with this kind of quality, he is definitely a rich and unkind guy!”

It’s not that netizens hate the rich, but that many rich people really don’t deserve to be human beings!

After he was rescued later, he might really have defaulted on his debt and refused to pay compensation.

“Brothers, who knows who this guy is?”

“Almighty netizens, it’s up to you!”

Don’t underestimate the power of netizens. In less than five minutes, following the license plate number, the Ferrari owner’s information was exposed.

We are not doxxing, we just collected some Internet information.

Xiong Qiangwei, 40 years old, chairman of Donghai Trading Co., Ltd., worth Billion.

He likes cars very much, especially the Ferrari brand.

“I know this guy, he made his fortune off his wife.”

A water friend seems to be an insider and knows the secrets of the local wealthy circle.

“Donghai Trading was originally a small business, but with the help of his wife’s family business, it has grown to its current scale.”

It turns out that your wife is awesome. Why are you bragging?

After exposing the information, this water friend immediately dived, hiding his merits and fame.

“As expected, there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers in our live broadcast room. A small chairman is not afraid!”

Remember that time when we all took a shit at the construction site and fought against the real estate giants, there were also a group of big guys bubbling up in the live broadcast room, which made the newbie tremble with fear.

…………

In the end, the car owner with a sweet smell was finally rescued thanks to the unremitting efforts of the firefighters.

“call! It’s finally out.”

Seeing the blue sky again, Xiong Qiangwei twisted his neck, took out his phone and called the insurance company

“Jianshe Road, I had a car accident, be here in 10 minutes!”

This is how rich people talk to insurance companies.

After hanging up the phone, Xiong Qiangwei looked Gu Fei up and down.

“Were you interviewing me just now?” (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“it’s me. Gu Fei asked back,”What’s wrong?””

“it’s okay no problem.”

Xiong Qiangwei waved his hand, took out the last cigar from his pocket and lit it, pretending that nothing happened.

Seeing the real person of this rich and unkind car owner, netizens felt that it was true that he relied on his wife to make his fortune.

“When Xiong Qiangwei was young, he was a pretty boy, right? No wonder his wife likes him”[]

“Good looking, but not good as a person! Such people will be in bad luck sooner or later!”

After taking a few puffs of his cigar, Xiong Qiangwei blew out smoke rings and looked at the traffic policeman.

“How many cars have I hit?”

“There were 7 vehicles in total, one of which was burned down and completely scrapped.”

“Ouch! Xiong Qiangwei pointed at the frame of Doberman’s car and laughed,”Haha, it turns out the car is like this after it’s burned out.””

This attitude is simply indescribable.

“I have always thought that Doberman deserves a beating, but it turns out this is what he really deserves!”

“Damn it! This guy is offending everyone!”

In Shuangwen novels, such villains usually don’t survive more than three chapters.

After mocking Dupin’s frame, Xiong Qiangwei raised his head and asked:”Tell me, how much money did you lose?”

After looking around at all the car owners, there was no regret in his eyes.

Why don’t you just pay the money? I have an insurance company.

Even if I pay for it out of my own pocket, your junk cars are not worth much.

“How much the loss will be depends on the insurance company.”

These car owners have called the insurance and they are on their way.

Ten minutes later, representatives of our insurance companies arrived one after another.

“You handle it. Xiong Qiangwei asked the insurance representative to solve the problem,”There is also this scrapped Ferrari. You can dispose of it to the junkyard.””

Completely scrapped, no repair value

“yes!”

The insurance representative nodded vigorously towards Xiong Qiangwei. This chairman is not something a small character like him can offend.

“Are you okay?

Xiong Qiangwei smiled at the traffic policeman and said,”If nothing happens, I’ll leave?””

I don’t want to stay in this unfortunate place for a moment!

“Leaving now?”Officer Tan has seen many rich people driving luxury cars. This is the first time he sees such a lack of quality.”

“We suspect you are driving dangerously, please show your driver’s license first”

“Dangerous driving?”Xiong Qiangwei spread his hands and handed over his driver’s license and driving license.”I didn’t speed or change lanes randomly. I was just driving normally. I accidentally got into a car accident.”

“I am a victim too!”

“You said I would compensate you in full, what else do you want?”

Xiong Qiangwei was glad that he was unscathed in such a big car accident?

God bless him.

“Did you drink?”

The traffic police officer knew that he really had no evidence to prove that he was driving dangerously. He could only return the two certificates to the other party, then take out the alcohol tester and put it to the other party’s mouth to test

“Didn’t drink.”Xiong Qiangwei immediately cooperated with the test, and there was indeed no problem.

After completing the alcohol test, Xiong Qiangwei was ecstatic.

Haha, luckily I didn’t drink, you can’t catch me!

After today’s disaster, you must celebrate it!

Go home later and open a bottle Romanée-Conti was shocked!

It happened that the yellow-faced woman was out of town for the past two days, so I was going to catch up with the little goblin in the evening, hehehehe!

In Xiong Qiangwei’s eyes, a beautiful picture of the evening had already been sketched out.

With good wine and beautiful women, life was comfortable.

The one at home. How can a yellow-faced woman compare to the little lover outside?

“Can you leave now?”

Xiong Qiangwei showed a sly smile, as if he was watching everyone’s jokes.

Can you keep me?

Sorry, if you have money, you can do whatever you want!

“Mr. Bear.”The traffic policeman knew that he couldn’t keep him, but he still hoped that the other party would save face,”You should at least wait until your car is towed away, right?”

“Ha ha! Xiong Qiangwei suddenly laughed wildly,”This Ferrari has become like this, why should I come here?” If any of you like it, feel free to take it!”

“There are a bunch of Ferrari sports cars in my house, I’m not surprised”

“Sorry, I’m really busy. My driver will be here soon.”

This guy perfectly interprets the evil face of the rich.

“Depend on! Being rich is unkind! This kind of person deserves to be killed by a dump truck!”

“Guys, I can’t stand it anymore, this guy is mocking all of us!”

“Why should we rescue this guy? God is so blind. Were there any injuries from such a big accident?”

While netizens were criticizing him, Gu Fei was still browsing information online.

“Oh, it turns out that Ferrari cars also have this mode.”

After searching on the Internet, Gu Fei learned about Ferrari’s so-called death mode.

When you don’t understand certain knowledge, the Internet is your best tool.

“Mr. Bear. Gu Fei stretched out the microphone and interviewed again,”Do you know the death mode?””

“Death mode?”Of course Xiong Qiangwei knows, he is a senior Ferrari enthusiast,”Isn’t it cstoff mode? What’s wrong?”

“Did you just turn on this mode?”

The death mode of a Ferrari sports car will completely shut down the dynamic stability electronic system.

At this time, the sports car will become more difficult to control, allowing only experts to enjoy a pure driving experience.

For many car owners, it is closer to death, which is of course called death mode.

“It’s not open!”

Xiong Qiangwei suddenly panicked. Why could someone ask such a question at such a time?

“Whether it’s on or not, won’t you know by looking at it?”

The Ferrari sports car is right there, it can’t be faked.

“Ha ha!”The traffic policeman couldn’t help but give Gu Fei a thumbs up.

Netizens also laughed. It was Brother Fei who discovered the blind spot.

You can always trust Brother Fei!

“Damn it, can it still be done like this? Ferrari sports car’s death mode, first time I’ve heard of it!”

“Ouch, this evil rich man looked panicked just now, right? Ha ha!”

“What is this wave called? This wave is called a Ferrari that succeeds and a Ferrari that loses. As long as you change the brand, there won’t be so much trouble!”

Then, the traffic policeman and Gu Fei, accompanied by the firefighters, checked the rotary button on the lower right side of the steering wheel in the cab.

There were five modes on it. Unfortunately, the cstoff button was indeed turned on.

Netizens could also see it clearly!

You bastard Driving a sports car on city roads and turning on death mode?

You can go if you want. Please explain it carefully first.……