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“Hehe, don’t talk about this female driver, she does have a good figure! The sound is also nice”

“Just now she said she was going to her husband’s house. Such a strange way of calling her, I always thought there was something strange about it.……”

At the scene, the female driver Xiao Tiantian finally cooperated with the alcohol test.

“Another drunk driver!”

The traffic policeman shook his head. There were more drunk driving tests today than in the past half month!

And they are all weird!

“You have been charged with drunk driving.”Tan Traffic Police said to Xiao Tiantian,”Do you know the consequences?-”

“do not do it. Xiao Tiantian was brainwashed by alcohol,”Can you forgive me once?” Uncle-brother?”

Little uncle?

After little brother, another new term appears!

“Haha, what the hell is little uncle? Little fairies like to repeat words, which is disgusting, right?”

“I can’t stand it anymore, get rid of this monster!”

Looking at the weird female driver Xiao Tiantian, Officer Tan said that the weird things in the GoldenEye live broadcast should be left to professionals.

“Ms. Xiao. Gu Fei took over the job of talking to the traffic police and said in the interview,”We are a Golden Eye program and we are conducting a live broadcast to investigate drunk driving.” What about you, you’ve driven drunk?”

“It’s my first time. Xiao Tiantian pouted and said aggrievedly,”I will never do it again, okay?””

“First time? Gu Fei smiled and asked,”Then you don’t wear high heels when driving. You are quite skilled at driving slowly while drinking.””

Driving drunk for the first time?

Who would believe it? It’s just that we didn’t find out.”

“Little brother, do you really not show any affection at all? I still want to go to my husband’s house!”

“Where is your husband’s home?”

“there.”

Xiao Tiantian pointed to the east, but no one could guess who it was.

“Isn’t your husband’s home your home?”

Gu Fei asked the doubts in his heart for many water friends.

“Nah.”Xiao Tiantian’s drunken eyes were blurry, and she waved her hands and said,”My husband’s house is my husband’s house. I want to go to my husband’s house because my husband’s wife is not at home.”

“！！！！”

After going around in a big circle, I finally figured it out.

Crazy, everyone in the GoldenEye live broadcast room went crazy!

“Hahaha! Sure enough, people in Golden Eyes like to blow themselves up!”

“Oh, let me go, it turns out it’s the little three, it turns out it’s the little lover meeting the boss who supports him.”

“The boss’s wife is not at home, and the lover takes over as the hostess, haha! After listening to

Xiao Tiantian’s self-introduction, Gu Fei announced to all water friends:”Don’t drink when you drive, and don’t drive when you drink.” Drinking makes it easier to drive and drive like a self-destructing truck!”

You can use it on the spot and pick it up at your fingertips. There are many witty words, Xiu Xiu Xiu!

The combination of several words fully reflects the breadth and depth of the Chinese language.

“Fei Ge is so connotative, this sentence is classic!”

“like! After drinking, people tend to drift off, talk about anything, and eventually explode.……”

Seeing Gu Fei’s eloquence, Niu Liying couldn’t help but praise her, almost forgetting that he was the enemy of herself and her husband.

“This host is awesome, but am I right? Say you are a mistress, you are!”

I want to escape from the dazzling eyes of my boss, Niu, and I’m dreaming!

Now, everyone in the country knows who this Xiao Tiantian is…

Except for herself, she doesn’t know that others already know who she is.

She is still living in a dream created by alcohol. inside

“Little brother, I’m very gentle, you have to give me a chance”

“Why should I give you a chance?”

“As for me, I was actually a god.”

“immortal? Yes, you are indeed a fairy.”Gu Fei finally realized how strange it is to talk to a drunk person.

It was all a magic trick, and it was a show that wowed the whole audience.

“My little brother is so smart, yes, I am a descendant of Nuwa!”

I’m so confused. Netizens don’t even know what this female driver is talking about. Can this be related to a god?

You’ve become a god after drinking!”

“Are you a descendant of Nuwa? Gu Fei explained,”Then we are all descendants of Nuwa.””

Fairy dialogue, water friends like it

“Brother Fei is right, we are all descendants of Nuwa, haha, are you the only one who is a god?”

“No, I am the descendant of the dragon!”

Immediately some water friends jumped out of the live broadcast room to cause trouble.

“Drag this descendant of the dragon out and expel him from the Golden Eye household registration!”

Damn, everyone is bragging, and you come out to sing the opposite?

After the troublemaker was dragged away, Xiao Tiantian was still manipulating the gods.

“I am different from ordinary gods, little brother, I am a little fairy!”

Okay, okay, you are a little fairy!”

“Are little fairies different from ordinary gods?”

“Of course it’s different. Little fairies are much more advanced than ordinary gods! Not even Xiong Qiangwei or her plastic best friend knew about Xiao Tiantian’s previous job.”If you don’t believe me, little brother, give me some credibility and get to know me better.””

I’m so numb…

This little fairy is still messing with the guests on the spot, right?

After drinking, are you ready to go back to business?”

“Why should I increase your prestige and get to know you?”

“Little brother, people are afraid. Can you increase my prestige and get to know me well?”

Seeing this, netizens became even more weird.

This woman seems to be more than just a little girl!

Did she, she, she, have other jobs?

Soon, the all-powerful golden-eyed water friends were dispatched

“Judging from her voice and appearance, she should be Xiao Tiantian.”

Suddenly, a diving friend appeared in the live broadcast room and started to break the news.

We Golden Eye have all kinds of gods!

“I know this Xiao Tiantian. He used to be a member of the socialite community in Shanghai, and the peripheral prices were quite high.”

The case was solved. It turned out to be a high-end product.……

“Hahaha, no wonder she said she was a little fairy, much more advanced than ordinary gods!”

“Oops, betrayed yourself twice in a row, 666.”

Seeing this, even Niu Liying couldn’t help but like the gods among the water friends in the Golden Eye live broadcast room.

“Amazing, can this case be solved?”

This place is full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers!

“Ha ha! Niu Liying suddenly became happy,”Did you see that the husband who cheated on his wife behind his back and the little lover he kept was actually a good person on the outside, hahaha!””

“Maybe, this guy still maintains close relationships with those men from before!”

Do you think you have greened others? In fact, you have also been greened!

He who greens others will always be green! God’s way of reincarnation, who will be spared by heaven?

This silly show becomes more and more interesting the more you watch it, and the more you watch it, the more you get addicted.

“The man who raises this woman must be quite rich. Maybe I know him?”

The flames of gossip ignited in Niu Liying’s heart.

No, I must know who the man who is having an extramarital affair behind his wife’s back is!

“Come on Gu Fei!”Niu Liying pinned her hopes on Gu Fei, hoping that he could peel off the cocoon and expose that man!

Niu Dong, it’s not too late to stop now!

…………

Seeing that Gu Fei didn’t mean to increase his prestige, Xiao Tiantian pursed her lips.

“Brother, can I call my husband?”

“Why are you calling him?”

“Let him pick me up. Xiao Tiantian smiled and said,”Didn’t you say you can’t drive after drinking, so I had to ask my husband to pick him up?””

“Let her fight! Let her fight! Let her fight!!”Shui friends are like crazy, crazily commenting on the barrage.

Even Niu Liying joined the team with a lot of gossip.

“Let her fight! Let her fight! Let her fight!”

Hahaha, maybe we can really see that shameless man!

You guys…

Gu Fei had no choice but to agree and let Xiao Tiantian make the call.

“Husband~”

A series of long sounds make people’s scalp numb. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“Husband, I can’t come here on Chenghua Avenue, which is the closest place to Erxian Bridge. Come and pick me up, Mua! Love you.”

Done, Xiao Tiantian smiled with satisfaction.

“When we investigate drunk driving, we also arrest rape, right?”

The traffic policeman was confused and kept complaining to Gu Fei.

GoldenEye’s business is really extensive.[]

Gossip! This time the whole internet is gossiping

“Eat melon! Eat melon! Haha, can you do this to check for drunk driving?”

“I want to see who the man behind this is? He must be very rich, otherwise he can afford to raise such a high-end little fairy?”

“Goldeneye cowhide! Fei Ge 666! Live broadcast to investigate drunk driving and arrest adultery is okay.”

Since the little fairy has been picked up by her”husband”, it is not convenient to take her away.

“wait.”

The traffic policemen also wanted to know who the boss was standing behind her.

It was very likely that he was from the rich circle in Xihang, and maybe they knew each other too!

So, the entire network was broadcast live, waiting for the cheating man to surrender. A snare…

But within two minutes of waiting, another taxi came.

“Help! Comrade traffic police!”

The taxi driver parked the car to the side, rushed out of the cab, ran to the traffic police, pointed at the passenger on the co-pilot and complained.

“This guy is out of his mind!”

“Why is it abnormal?”

Gu Fei interviewed again, another strange incident…

He was drinking, but he was just a passenger in the passenger seat. As soon as he got in the car, the passenger kept chattering, asking the driver for cigarettes and water.

Finally, he also asked the driver to kiss him Only after waiting for a moment are you willing to pay the fare and get off the bus.

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“are you crazy!”

The driver decisively ran to the traffic police for help. This guy was too drunk and was in trouble.���unclear

“Hahaha! What a monster! They are all operating monsters, they are all gods!”

“So there’s a second part to the sentence about drinking and not driving? If you ask me to drink instead of taking the bus, I’ll go.”

After sending away the unlucky taxi driver, another master of painting was welcomed.

This young man also drove drunk, but when the traffic police asked for his driver’s license – he took out a picture of his driver’s license and said:” Can I draw it myself?”

“take away!”

The man was quickly taken away, leaving only a series of confused passers-by and Golden Eye fans.

Also confused was Xiong Qiangwei.

He just received a call from Xiao Tiantian, and he is still dizzy now.

“Hey, forget it, I’ll go pick her up.”

Anyway, I am a veteran, and I have never had any trouble with drunk driving at night.

“I drank too much tonight. Xiong Qiangwei walked on the ground with his whole feet, as if he were stepping on cotton,”But it’s okay, my driving skills are awesome!””

Once a person drinks too much, his thinking will be seriously affected.

What is one plus one? I don’t know!

Putting on simple clothes and spraying on cologne, Xiong Qiangwei left the bedroom and went to his Ferrari Center!

There were 30 Ferraris there. It can be called a personal Ferrari museum!

Step by step, Xiong Qiangwei walked there.

As he wandered away, Gu Fei interviewed another female driver

“Do you know the truth behind drinking and not driving, and driving without drinking?”

“Host, I really didn’t drink!”

“Then why did you fail the alcohol test just now?”

“Me, because of my boyfriend! The female driver explained,”My boyfriend was drinking, so I drove him to and from him.” After sending him back, I was stopped by you guys not long after I drove.……”

“Does this have anything to do with you failing the alcohol test?”

You drank too much, have you lost your basic logical skills?

“Really not! The female driver explained,”There is alcohol in my mouth. Yes, it’s because I kissed my boyfriend.””

“you mean——”

Gu Fei couldn’t believe it, why did everything happen?

“Yes! The female driver blushed and said,”If you don’t believe me, you can do a blood alcohol test!””

“OK.”

In order to cooperate with the GoldenEye live broadcast to investigate drunk driving, the traffic police brigade also asked two nurses to stand by.

In order to quickly draw blood and test the blood alcohol content.

The blood was drawn, analyzed by on-site machines, and a conclusion was drawn in three minutes.

“Zero blood alcohol content!”

The female driver didn’t lie!

“……”

“Damn it, even if you check for drunk driving, you can still find someone showing affection! Single dog in tears!”

“What a crappy show, can it seriously investigate drunk driving? Oh, stinky love! What a cheat.”

After a while, another male driver was found to be suspected of drunk driving.

After getting off the car, the male driver refused to cooperate with the test.

“elder brother! elder brother! My good brother!”Xiao Xiannan hugged the traffic policeman and wanted to be accommodating.

Traffic policeman Tan pushed him away, and Xiaoxiannan continued to call him brother, begging for a discussion.

When the traffic policeman asked for air testing again, Xiaoxiannan fell to the ground and pretended to be fainted.

“ah! I faint!”

“Can’t you get up?”

“Brother, do you have to do this to me? Don’t you feel sorry for me?”

The traffic policemen were speechless. Human beings who drink too much are so weird.”

“this——”Gu Fei repeated the same words again,”Is this considered assaulting a police officer?”

“Hahaha! Here we go again, +1 for attacking the police! There are a lot of ghosts and monsters tonight!”

“This little fairy keeps calling him”brother”, haha! I only feel sorry for my brother!”

“If you tell the truth after drinking, your ancestors will not deceive me!”

Why are there so many weird cases of drunk driving checks tonight?

Because alcohol can reveal another hidden side of human beings.

“What we are investigating is drunk driving, but what we are looking at is human nature!”

Gu Fei’s calm summary was strongly praised by water friends.

“Brother Fei is worthy of being a great thinker! What a wonderful thing to say. After drinking, it is the real darkness of human nature!”

“Insightful, I have one more quote in my library of Feige quotes!”

In the end, this little fairy man was forcibly tested for drunk driving and was finally taken away by the traffic police.

“gone!”

Xiong Qiangwei finally finished choosing among 30 Ferraris.

Ferrari F12!

“Boom boom boom! Buzz!”

The sound of the supercar engine was deafening, and the accelerator was activated!

I saw a white lightning fly out, speeding towards Chenghua Avenue!

“Sweetie! My husband has been here for a long time!”.