Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“How many Ferraris appeared in GoldenEye today?”

“There seem to be three of them, but if there are only three, there should be no more!”

“Will the man who keeps this mistress really show up?”

The melon-eaters were very curious and stretched their necks, waiting for the show to begin.

The little fairy Xiao Tiantian at the scene had been talking nonsense and had been taken aside by the traffic police to calm down.

The time was close to 9:30 pm , the live broadcast investigation of drunk driving is about to come to an end.

It is another scene of a lot of celebrities, which has become everyone’s laughing point for a year.

It is indeed the road to fame!

Five minutes later, an Audi car drove over and took the initiative to park in front of the traffic police.

He honked the horn wildly, looking for sense of presence

“Comrade!”After honking the horn a few times, the driver stuck his head out and asked,”Excuse me, where can I get to Erxian Bridge?”

“Erxian Bridge?

Traffic policeman Tan pointed forward and said,”It’s right ahead, a few hundred meters away!””

What the hell?

You were almost along Chenghua Avenue to Erxian Bridge, and you stopped to ask for directions?

Could it be that your mind is confused?

After Gu Fei discovered something was wrong, he immediately asked the traffic police to test his alcohol content. Traffic policeman Tan snorted coldly. He asked the driver to get out of the car and cooperate with the investigation:”Friend, we suspect that you are driving under the influence of alcohol. Please get out of the car and cooperate with our test.””

But after the driver got out of the car, he didn’t panic at all. Instead, he danced and performed

“I know, I must have drunk too much today, hehe!”

“You know! Why don’t you drink it because you’re not afraid of being caught?”

“Hehe, if you don’t catch me, I won’t be happy!”The man jumped up with excitement, how much do you want to go to jail?

This driver who surrendered himself to the trap made the water friends unable to hold it back and laughed miserably.

“The traffic police comrade said: I have never heard such a strange request, okay! Satisfy you!”

“A drunk driver actively begs to be arrested. How much did you drink,”620″?”

Then, the man also said that as long as he was caught by the traffic police brigade, he would sponsor two official cars on the spot!

“I do what I say!”

“We don’t need your sponsorship”

“I’m happy, I’m happy, hehe! The man danced happily and said,”If you can’t get away with drunk driving today, I’ll look down on you!””

“Come on then! test!”

Good guy, it’s another double drunk driving standard!

The man was still dancing and even sang”Two Little Bees” in his mouth. After singing for a while, he took out a one-line card from his pocket and threw it to the traffic policeman. Said:”Thank you for your hard work. There are 200,000 in this card, and the password is four eights!””

“……”

“Comrade traffic police, please don’t let anyone protect me. I just like to live in the detention center, hehe!”

“Oye’er!”

The man made scissor hands, shaking his head, and was extremely happy.

“Had he been hit hard?”

Talking to the traffic police, Gu Fei said:”In a drunk driving investigation, this is the first time I have seen such a self-inflicted person.……”

“Have you seen too many strange things today?”

“Right.”The traffic policeman nodded and prepared to take him away.

But the man ran up to him, stretched out his hand and demanded:”Comrade traffic policeman, hurry up, grab me!” I just love wearing handcuffs!”

“Don’t be impatient”

“no! The man said angrily,”I want to wear handcuffs now!””

Okay, okay! I’ll satisfy you!

Finally, the man was successfully handcuffed and sent to the detention center

“……”

I’m so scared. It turns out that humans become like this after drinking alcohol?

This live broadcast is extremely effective in detecting drunk driving, and the warning is of great significance!

A few minutes later, Gu Fei interviewed another drunk driver.

The man made a bet with his friend. The friend said that drinking a small glass of liquor would not lead to drunk driving, but the man said that he would.

So the two bet 10,000 yuan!

The man drank alcohol on the spot and drove off.

After alcohol test, man met the standard for drunk driving……

“Hahaha! I won 10,000 yuan!”The man happily called his friend and asked for a bet of 10,000 yuan.

“I’m just kidding, do you believe it?”My friend cheated on the spot, and a fool only gave you 10,000 yuan. It was hilarious again, and even the old man was blowing his beard and staring, rolling on the ground.

So, the man was taken away, and he lost his life and money…

The drunk driving test scene is weird There is so much joy, can you be a little normal?

Another five minutes passed, and the rumble of a sports car blasting down the street came from the east.

As the distance got closer, the sound of the supercar became louder and louder!

“Wow! Another Ferrari!”

“The white Ferrari F12, this car is rarely parked!”

I saw a very cool supercar approaching and stopped near Erxian Bridge, only a few dozen meters away from where the Golden Eye live broadcast was.

“Let’s go!”

Gu Fei and the traffic policeman and others quickly approached the white Ferrari sports car.

“husband?”

In a daze, Xiao Tiantian also walked towards the white supercar.

Of course she knew this car.

At the first glance when she came here, Xiong Qiangwei saw the Ferrari parked on the side of the road.

It belonged to Xiao Tiantian!

“Baby, here I come!”

Xiong Qiangwei opened the car door excitedly, but before he got out of the car, he was blocked by a group of people.

“Friends, please cooperate with us in checking drunk driving.”

As soon as the traffic police officer came over, he smelled the smell of alcohol.

He must have drank a lot!

When the test began, he skillfully handed over the alcohol tester.

But when he reached out to the Ferrari door, he suddenly froze.

GoldenEye Live Assistant Xiaoxue , and the little photographer king was also confused.

This guy doesn’t need to code!

“Ah this……”

Many water friends clapped their hands and patted their bellies, letting out thunderous laughter.

“Oh hahahaha! What is this called? This is called reincarnation in the way of heaven, who can the heaven bypass!”

“Ferrari, see Ferrari again! Xiong Qiangwei, why is it you again? Haha, are you finished this time?”

Oh, you bastard caused such a big car accident during the day, and finally walked away from the traffic police brigade.

Do you really think that rich people can do whatever they want?

Let’s see how you run away this time!

“Retribution is coming!”Netizens felt so happy!

During the live broadcast, Niu Liying suddenly saw her husband, and she was stunned

“he! Why is he driving and drinking?”

Niu Liying, who is far away in Kyoto, has no choice but to watch this kind of thing.

“what to do?”

Her husband was beaten speechless by Golden Eye Gu Fei during the day, and now he is caught by Golden Eye again?

But a question appeared in her mind.

Why was her husband driving out so late?

He was still parked here, could it be that he……

…………

“drink wine? Xiong Qiangwei, the CEO of Ferrari, shook his head and said,”Who drank?””

“You didn’t drink?”Tan Traffic Police sneered,”Then do you know me?”

We met during the day. I can’t forget your arrogant look.

“you?”The alcohol in Xiong Qiangwei’s mind couldn’t be dissipated, and he couldn’t see people clearly,”Aren’t you a traffic policeman?”

“And he said you didn’t drink!”

The traffic policeman directly put the tester on his face and tested it for five seconds.

When he took it back and took a look, it was more than twice the standard for drunk driving!

Detention is inevitable!

“Drunk driving! Mr. Xiong, do you know what it means?”

“Nonsense!”

Xiong Qiangwei staggered out of the car and reasoned.

Then, he saw Gu Fei who was live broadcasting

“Oops! Xiong Qiangwei sneered,”It’s your boy!” Haha, what are you doing?”

“Live broadcast of drunk driving investigation. Gu Fei smiled lightly and replied,”Mr. Xiong, I didn’t expect to meet again so soon.” You can’t run away this time, can you?”

“run?”Drink can make people brave.” Xiong Qiangwei rolled up his sleeves and said,”Why should I run away?””

You don’t have to run, you don’t have to run when you’re a drunk driver!

Netizens are now relieved. There was nothing wrong with this guy in such a big car accident during the day. They all thought it was the goddess of luck who was blind. Bless this guy.”

“Hey! Thinking too much! Justice may be late, but it will not be absent!”

“Drunk driving, awesome Chairman Xiong, are you finished this time?” (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“Wait, this guy is coming here now, isn’t he here to pick up the mistress?”

That’s right!

Xiao Tiantian, who was wearing a black dress, swooped into Xiong Qiangwei’s arms and acted coquettishly.

“husband! Husband, you are finally here”

“I miss you so much. Let’s go to my husband’s house. It’s great that the yellow-faced woman is not here.……”[]

Two drunkards exploded on the spot during the live broadcast!

“？？？？？？”

Live broadcast cheating is really awesome!

This classic picture has been recorded in history

“Ha ha ha ha! Xiong Qiangwei is the man who cheated on his wife behind his back.”

“Oops, the cheating man drove a Ferrari to pick up a drunk mistress, but ended up driving drunk himself? Hahaha!”

You two bitchy couple, go and make love in the detention center.

As expected of GoldenEye, such a weird plot, no matter how bloody a TV show, dare not film it!

After learning that Xiong Qiangwei and Xiao Tiantian are having an affair, netizens are covering their mouths. Laugh.

This bastard man cuckolded his wife, but as a result, Xiao Tiantian had no idea how many hats he had put behind his back.

You know the high-end crooked waist.

How could Gu Fei let go of Xiong Qiangwei’s loopholes?

“Mr. Bear.”

This GoldenEye interview is really life-threatening.

“Could you please explain the current situation?”

“What did you say?”Xiong Qiangwei pushed Xiao Tiantian away in a daze and denied the incident.��，”Me, I came out for a drive”

“Drunk driving?”

“Who said I drank?”Xiong Qiangwei opened his mouth, and the strong smell of alcohol came out.

“Do you really not know this Ms. Xiao? Then why did she jump on you and call her husband?”

It’s already like this, why are you still hiding it?

“Go away, go away.”

When the cold wind blew on Chenghua Avenue, Xiong Qiangwei sobered up a little bit….

“I don’t know this woman.”

The stubborn refusal to admit it is exactly the same as the sophistry made during the day.

“mua!”

Suddenly, Xiao Tiantian hugged Xiong Qiangwei again and kissed him on the face.

Leaving a deep lipstick mark

“……”

Ha ha ha ha!

“The bastard is day reading and can’t help but laugh! Ouch, awesome, are you still so loving during the live broadcast? Ha ha”

“This Xiao Tiantian is indeed a magical little fairy, haha, Xiong Qiangwei is completely socialized! No, no, no, it should be finished.”

Everyone knows that Xiong Qiangwei has a strong wife.

He only relies on his wife and father-in-law to get where he is today.

Once this matter spreads, needless to say what will happen, right?

“Brother Fei, continue! We want to see this guy finished!”

“During the day, you behave arrogantly and misbehave, but at night, you cheat and drive drunk!”

“Brothers, who knows Xiong Qiangwei’s wife? Why don’t you tell the other person?”

No need, Niu Liying is watching.

“you are dead!”Niu Liying covered her heart, her whole body heaving violently. She gave her husband everything, how did he repay her? She cheated on her mistress, kept her lover outside, and bought her a multi-million Ferrari sports car.

What you can’t see, there might be another building villa!

“Mother! Is this dad?”

Suddenly, my ten-year-old son came over and looked at Xiong Qiangwei’s appearance in the computer live broadcast and asked

“baby! Niu Liying touched her son’s head and said coldly,”He is not your father. From now on, the baby will have no father.””

You are so brave to offend our Niu family, Xiong Qiangwei!

You are just a son-in-law!

If she didn’t see Golden Eye, she would still be kept in the dark!”

“Well done!”

Just now, Niu Liying regarded Gu Fei as her husband’s enemy, but now, he is an ally!

This kind of bastard should be cursed to death!

Immediately, Niu Liying controlled the account and entered more than 500,000 yuan for purchases. Virtual gifts.

After a while, a director Niu suddenly appeared in the GoldenEye live broadcast room.

Crazy shopping for gifts!

The most expensive one, the Heart of the Universe!

“Niu Dong sent ten hearts of the universe in the golden eyes!”

“Niu Dong sent twenty hearts of the universe in the golden eyes!

Thirty! Forty, everyone was shocked.

Which god is this giving gifts to Brother Fei?

The entire Douyin community is buzzing with news, and the major live broadcast rooms are full of banners!

It wasn’t until all two hundred hearts of the universe were delivered that Director Niu stopped operating.

“The powerful Niu Dong! Cow cow cow cow!”

“The boss is awesome! This is the first time I’ve seen someone give the heart of the universe like this!”

The price of a cosmic heart is 2,700 yuan. If you have money, you will be willful.

After giving the gift, Niu Liying typed in a barrage to thank Gu Fei

“Thank you, host, for exposing this couple. I have seen them all.”

“Xiong Qiangwei, I will make his life worse than death!”

After a brief silence, the water friends burst into unprecedented laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha! It turned out to be Xiong Qiangwei’s first wife, and she was actually watching the GoldenEye live broadcast!”

“Niu 1.1 Niu Niu! When Mr. Niu comes back, he will kill this couple to death!”

“What a show! Hahaha, it is indeed the magical Golden Eye, this kind of plot is damn good.”

After a while, Xiong Qiangwei’s cell phone rang at the scene.

He picked it up and saw that it was his wife’s phone number.

“Xiong Qiangwei, where are you?”Niu Liying remained calm, pretending she didn’t know anything.

“Wife.”Xiong Qiangwei shook his head, his eyes dizzy,”I, I’m at home.”

“Aren’t you driving the white Ferrari F12 I gave you, near Erxian Bridge on Chenghua Avenue?”

“How can it be. Xiong Qiangwei smiled and waved his hand to deny.

“Xiong Qiangwei, did you know you were on GoldenEye Live Broadcast?”

Niu Liying’s words revealed murderous intent in every word.

“Um?”Xiong Qiangwei didn’t know why his wife asked such a question at first, but he soon woke up!

I was live broadcast!

“I’m watching GoldenEye live, got it?”

A cold voice came from the other end of the phone.

“Xiong Qiangwei, now I give you a chance to choose”

“Wife! Wife, listen to my explanation.”

“Physical castration or chemical castration? Choose yourself!”

“Wife! Misunderstand! Misunderstanding!”

“Shut up! Niu Liying didn’t give Xiong Qiangwei a chance,”Give your phone number to GoldenEye host Gu Fei, I want to have a few words with him!””

“you! Wife, what do you have to say to him?”

“I count to three, one! two!��

“Give, give, give!”

Xiong Qiangwei was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. He immediately handed his cell phone to Gu Fei respectfully.

“Host, please answer this call……”

“？？？”

The water friends were immediately puzzled. Xiong Qiangwei’s wife, Mr. Niu, had anything to say to Brother Fei?.