Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

Twelve is a very magical age.

When Erzhuzi and Naruto were twelve, they were just graduating from the ninja school. When Madam and Hassi Hot Mom were twelve, they were still farther than anyone else who could pee.

When Itachi was twelve years old on the first day of Uchiha, he had already opened the kaleidoscope writing wheel, and joined hands with the soil and the root to slaughter the entire family.

I'm ashamed, Uchiha Mai, with the help of the system, plus a little bit of historical progress and personal efforts, finally at this age, has gained a strength that is no less than that of Itachi of the same age.

"What are you looking at?" Tsunade asked suddenly.

In the snowy season, there is no more comfortable thing to sit in the room, wrap a quilt and bake a fire. If there is, then hold another cup of milk tea in hand.

The firewood burning in the fire released heat energy, and the red light swayed reflected on Tsunade's face, like a layer of glow on the white jade wall, which was bright and moving.

"I'm looking at the snow." Uchiha Mai replied.

"Does it look good?"

"nice."

"How nice is it?"

"Almost one-tenth of your size." Uchiha Mai stretched out his hand for a comparison, just the gesture of a Korean man's anger.

"Since I'm better looking, why don't you look at me but at the snow?" Tsunade tilted his head and asked.

"Because my heart is looking at you." Uchiha Mai didn't panic at all.

Tsunade pretended to be angry with Xiafei's cheeks, and scolded lightly: "Grudge."

This is an attitude that Tsunade and Uchiha Mai have never shown in the past. In the final analysis, Uchiha Mai was too young before.

Today is different from the past, Uchiha Mai, who has passed his twelfth birthday, is over 1.6 meters tall, basically the same height as Tsunade.

At the age of twelve, Naruto and Erzhuzi looked like children. Itachis of the same age are closer to adults in temperament.

Uchiha Mai has been fighting in the north and south for several years, and he is in a high position as the deputy minister of Anbu and the second-in-command of Uchiha. His temperament is very close to Itachi.

Population in the ninja world is a very important resource. All major countries and ninja villages encourage early marriage and early childbearing. The age of fourteen or five is the marriageable age.

This is somewhat similar to ancient China.

And because the body of the ninja people is stronger, the total number of cells in the body is twice that of the people on earth, even ordinary people are no exception.

Even in early marriages, miscarriages, premature births, and stunted babies are rare.

Various reasons are superimposed together, and the twelve-year-old Uchiha Mai, in Tsunade's eyes, is barely half the opposite sex.

To be so praised by a handsome young man, most women will feel some joy in their hearts.

"I really admire you."

In addition to being overjoyed, Tsunade ruthlessly complained: "Konoha's situation is already in jeopardy, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, and Minato are all fighting bloody battles on the front line.

You still enjoy leisurely and elegantly enjoy the snow, and use rhetoric to tease me, Obasan, who is in her thirties. "

Hot knowledge, when women deliberately emphasize their age, they actually want you to say: you are still very young.

At least for Tsunade who has the [Yin Seal], age is a meaningless thing, the only thing it can affect is probably how many years of life are left.

By adjusting the Yin seal, Tsunade can adjust his appearance at any time, keeping his appearance at any age.

This is not a transformation technique, a shadow clone, but a real thing, keeping the body in that period.

What's the point of age?

"Only you are not qualified to say such things."

Uchiha Mai also complained: "It's not that I haven't fought on the front line. In the whole Konoha, I can't find anyone more leisurely than you.

Even Sister Kushina, the girlfriend of Teacher Minato, will do some tasks that do not require leaving the village to subsidize the family. "

The two words iron five and female diaosi are used to describe Tsunade.

Even though he is one of the three ninjas and comes from a famous family, Tsunade still has a strong female diaosi vibe, often giving people the feeling that they are nothing but big breasts and good-looking.

Tsunade frowned, you didn't hear the point of my words at all, did you?

Uchiha Mai added: "Also, things like age are meaningless to Tsunade-san, right?

If you can keep your body and appearance as you were at twenty-two until you die, then you don't need to think about age. "

Hearing this sentence, Tsunade smiled.

The two chatted for a while, and Tsunade suddenly changed the subject and said, "By the way, the old man asked me to ask you one thing."

"What's the matter?" Uchiha Mai was quite curious.

The old man in Tsunade's mouth was Sarutobi Hidden. Hokage has absolute authority in Konoha, and Uchiha Mai is the deputy minister of Anbu, the direct subordinate of Hokage.

Is there any task that cannot be arranged in person and needs to be relayed by Tsunade? And it's "please", not "arrangement".

"It's not really that important."

Tsunade pulled the firewood with an iron rod, and with the crackling sound of the fire, he casually said: "In a few days, it will be the New Year, right?

In recent years, it seems to have become a tradition that the merchants of the commercial street will jointly fund and hold a party on New Year's night.

I remember at the first party, you wrote a song for Kakashi and the others to sing, and the response was very good. Your family also sent people to perform fire escape ninjutsu, which is very fancy.

The old man thinks that this party is very good, and it can wash away the exhaustion of Konoha Ninja for a year.

It's a pity that in the next two years, everyone didn't have any creativity, and the performances were not much different from the first one, and everyone got tired of watching it.

Then, the old man said that Konoha had fought for more than two years, and both the ninjas and the people had accumulated a deep sense of war weariness in their hearts.

It’s not good if you can’t express it after accumulating it all the time. He hopes that you can write a few songs and participate in this year’s village evening to please everyone’s body and mind. "

Oh?

Uchiha Mai was a little surprised, Sarutobi Hidden had something, and he was able to notice the mental health of Konoha Ninja.

In the previous life, all the soldiers who have been on the battlefield will be more or less difficult to integrate into the society due to psychological problems after retirement.

The active troops will also hold various stress-relieving activities from time to time to maintain the mental health of the veterans. The most well-known case is that South Korea often arranges various girl groups to perform in the military.

The medical departments of many football and basketball clubs in the sports world have also added a psychiatrist to relieve the psychological pressure of athletes.

Konoha's current situation is very critical, at least on the bright side, many ninja's spirits are strained to the limit.

If there is an excellent performance, it can really soothe the mind of the Konoha ninja and indirectly improve the combat effectiveness.

"Hokage really looks up to me, and a few more.

Besides, the Spring Festival is coming soon, and it is a bit difficult for me to write a few songs in just a few days. "

Uchiha Mai complained.

Ordinary songwriters who can write a song in a month are considered highly productive.

Inspiration comes, or it is not impossible to write a saliva song that can directly set the melody. It is not impossible to write one in half a day.

Tetsuya Komuro and Milk Tea Lun have this kind of strength, and the quality is still above the standard.

How can I, Uchiha dance, be so requested by Hokage? Are you looking too high on me?

Tsunade was silent for a moment, then said softly: "Actually, an old man who was more than a preschooler told me about this, but I forgot.

I just remembered when the old man asked me again a few days ago. "

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"I remembered it a few days ago, so why don't you wait a few days and tell me again on the eve of the Spring Festival?" Uchiha Mai pointed at Tsunade, hating that iron is not Tsunade.

"What's the hurry, what's the hurry!?"

Are you yelling at me?

Tsunade was quite dissatisfied, and said nonchalantly, "What difference does it make a few days earlier and later?

Last time Kakashi and the others asked you, you didn't write a song right away.

I tell you now, at your speed, by the Spring Festival, you will be able to write at least 8 songs! "

"Different."

Uchiha Mai shook her head with a headache.

Many songs from the earth can be used if they are copied. Some Chinese songs can be translated from Chinese to Japanese at most. After careful consideration of the lyrics, the quality of the final product will not be too bad.

But this is just to make the song out. After that, I have to record the accompaniment, record the lip-synching part, and practice the lip-synching, which takes time.

Even if it's fake singing, at least you have to be dedicated to your work, right?

"I don't care, in short, you have to write the song as soon as possible, and perform it on the evening of the Spring Festival.

I have already promised the old man, if I end up pulling my crotch in this part of yours, wouldn't I be very embarrassed? "

Tsunade pouted, not giving Uchiha Mai a chance to defend herself.

Uchiha Mai can only hehe twice in her heart, when have you ever had that kind of face?

But if you write songs and perform, you can.

Fashion value can be obtained not only through combat, but in all aspects of daily life, fashion value can be obtained.

And if you engage in a side business, it will actually help improve your personal image.

Kirabi's sideline in Yunyin Village is a crappy rapper, and Jiraiya's sideline is a novelist, so it's reasonable to have a part-time job as an "idol".

The current fashion value is probably more than 4,700 points, and you can get at least 500 fashion points after one operation, which is just enough to get 5,000 for a lottery.

"It's fine to write songs, and it's fine to perform in person. But I have a small request."

Uchiha Mai once again squeezed out an angry gesture from a Korean male, indicating that this is really a small request.

"You said." Tsunade listened.

"As for the song, I already have a mental draft, and I can even design the corresponding dance.

But one of the dance songs requires you to perform. "

"What do you mean by acting?" Tsunade realized that something was wrong.

"Sing and dance."

"Snapped!"

Tsunade was furious, slapped the table with a slap, and scolded Uchiha Mai with his eyebrows: "You are so bold!

To actually want to let the legendary Sannin perform singing and dancing on stage, I have never suffered such grievances before. "

"Crack! Crack!"

Not to be outdone, Mai Uchiha patted the table twice, stood up and confronted Tsunade, sneering: "You are Sannin, so I'm not the Deputy Minister of Anbu?

When you asked me to perform on the stage just now, you looked like it was just like that. "

Tsunade was speechless.

After being silent for a long time, Tsunade continued to shirk the blame: "No, absolutely not, I can't sing on stage, if I make a fool of myself, it would be too embarrassing.

Let Orochimaru and the others know, they will definitely laugh at me. "

"how could be?"

Uchiha Mai showed a devilish smile, and said in a persuasive manner: "Everyone will perform a show during the festival, no one is a professional, just want to be happy.

What if the performance is bad? This is called realism, and sometimes a person that is too perfect can make others feel pressured.

Obviously not good at singing and dancing, but in order to inspire the frontline soldiers, he still resolutely chose to perform on stage.

Think about it carefully, isn't it inspiring? "

Uchiha Mai used the Dafa of moral kidnapping.

Tsunade fell into thought.

Although he has been laughing and giggling, pretending to be indifferent to the battle situation on the front line, but it is simply because he suffers from hyperphobia and can't do anything, so he has to be rotten.

As the biological granddaughter of Senju Hashirama, how could she really ignore Konoha?

If the stage performance can really boost the morale of the frontline soldiers, it is not impossible, after all, this is the only thing that can be done for Konoha at present.

Seeing that Tsunade's resistance has loosened, Uchiha Mai continued to bewitched: "Also, that dance song can be performed by many people.

Everyone sings and dances, or one of them sings and everyone dances.

Call on Kushina's sister, I'm pulling a few girls from Uchiha Mai, everyone will go together, so there won't be so much shame, right? "

If I want to die together, everyone will be embarrassed together, which means that I am not embarrassed.

Tsunade struggled for a long time, but finally came down. Reluctantly: "Yes.

But you must guarantee that at least two people will perform with me, and don't let me be ashamed of myself.

And I have to take a look at the songs you wrote first. If the quality is too poor to be worthy of my status, I will definitely not perform on stage. "

Tsunade played a good abacus.

The quality of the work and the performance would not be too embarrassing if only one crotch was pulled.

"no problem."

Uchiha Mai waved his hand, and said boldly: "Take a pen and paper, I want to improvise a dance song."

After Tsunade took the pen and paper, Uchiha Mai took on the posture of a grandfather again, and his eyes signaled to Tsunade: "Little girl, hurry up to research ink and lay paper for the uncle and me.

Tsunade clenched his small fist, resisted the urge to punch Uchiha Mai, and respected the literary and art workers.

While Tsunade was researching ink, Uchiha Mai was also thinking about the score of the song in his heart.

As for the song, Uchiha Mai has a goal in mind for a long time. It is a Japanese song that has been popular all over the Internet. Uchiha Mai remembers all the lyrics and dance moves.

The only thing that needs to be done now is to compose the song according to memory.

Frankly speaking, Uchiha Mai is looking forward to seeing Tsunade singing and dancing on the stage, performing that dance song.