Garbage Skills Become the Strongest In the Ninja World

Uchiha Mai took off the package on the back, opened it in front of the three, and took out the custom-made clothes and put them in front of the three. It was three sets of oiran suits.

In fact, there is no big difference between the style of the oiran suit and the ordinary kimono. It's just that the colors are more gorgeous and the patterns are more garish.

But really speaking, ordinary kimonos are not without bright colors.

The kimonos that Orochimaru, Danzo, Jiraiya and others usually wear are relatively simple in color. The kimono that Uchiha Mai usually wears is no less colorful than the oiran suit.

With the basis of appearance, it will not look ugly no matter how you wear it.

And Uchiha Mai's custom-made oiran costumes for the three were specially customized according to the costumes in the MV for the trio of GARNiDELiA.

The black bottom is scattered with flowers, and the skirt is slightly shorter. With a pair of forgiving shorts, it will not look too frivolous, but will look very energetic.

"Splashy!"

Kushina picked up the clothes in front of her, opened her eyes and liked it more and more, and couldn't help but exclaimed in admiration.

"Where is Sbalasi?"

Tsunade folded his arms around his chest, glanced at the costume in Kushina's hands, and complained, "The color is too bright.

It looks like a male peacock that can't wait to open its tail to attract the opposite sex when it is in estrus.

Only an ignorant kid who has just entered adolescence would like this kind of fancy clothes. "

Tsunade meant something, and accidentally revealed his true age.

Young people like more ostentatious clothes to show their difference, and Tsunade is clearly past that age.

Uchiha Mai is dressed gorgeously, that is really impossible.

Not attracting attention, not showing your difference and master style, how can you be fashionable?

"Well, Tsunade-senpai, you can't say that."

Kushina looked at the costume again, and compared it to her body, she was very happy, and she opened her mouth to express her grievance for Uchiha Mai.

"After all, we are going to perform at the Spring Festival ceremony tomorrow night, and the costumes are naturally more exaggerated and gorgeous than usual.

Only in this way can it become the focus of the audience from the very beginning and bring better performance to everyone. "

"That's it." Uchiha Mai echoed.

The costumes are naturally exaggerated. When the major stars in the previous life held concerts, the costumes they wore were more exaggerated than usual.

Because it's a special occasion, it won't look very weird.

"Tsunade-senpai, where is your bedroom? I want to change into this suit immediately.

I believe that if you practice wearing such beautiful clothes, the effect will definitely be better. "

Kushina couldn't wait, and looked eager to try.

"Go through the door and turn right, it's my bedroom.

It's a bit messy because no one cleans up, but it doesn't matter if you just change your clothes. " Tsunade pointed out a direction to Kushina.

"I'm going to change clothes, wait a few minutes for me!"

Kushina winked and ran into Tsunade's bedroom with her clothes in her arms.

"Kid, I warn you, don't want to peek." Tsunade watched Mai Uchiha with his arms around his chest, warning the latter in a cold voice.

"Ah."

Uchiha Mai sneered, and said disdainfully: "Who do you think of me Uchiha Mai? How could you do something like peeking."

"That's hard to say."

Tsunade looked down, glanced vaguely at Mai Uchiha's waist and abdomen, and sneered: "The little brat is always full of fantasies about the opposite sex.

You must have reacted in some way just now, do you really think I can't see it, I'm Sannin. "

I blanch? Uchiha Mai felt a little embarrassed, and thought it was a good cover up.

However, the real warrior is to face the embarrassment.

"What if I had some kind of reaction? That only proved that I was a healthy young man.

The biggest difference between humans and beasts is that they know how to restrain themselves and have a set of moral standards based on society. In the entire Konoha, there is no Uchiha who is more moral than me.

Sister Jiuxinnai, in a sense, is my sister-in-law, how could I have any thoughts about my sister-in-law? "

How could I have a conspiracy?

"Wow Dokana so tired!"

Tsunade shook his fingers lightly, still not believing in Uchiha Mai's character, and said, "Knowing that it violates morality, but in order to experience the pleasure of that kind of immorality, I still do some immoral things.

Does such a person exist?

Maybe you are such a person. "

Um? ? ?

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"Where did you hear this strange thing?"

"From the novel."

Tsunade took a book out of his pocket and held a corner to show the cover. The title of the book is "The Exile of Love", and the author is called Toad Immortal Su Daoist.

"Isn't this a novel written by Jiraiya, and the content in this kind of book can be trusted?" Uchiha Mai complained.

I have seen many of Jiraiya's works of Mai Uchiha, and I have to say, this guy still has something.

Among the early works of Jiraiya, "The Legend of the Gritty Ninja" is the most classic. The style of writing is very positive. Hard work, hard work, and never giving up are the main themes of his works.

Judging from the work, about seven or eight years ago, when the Second Ninja World War just ended, Jirai also tried to transform.

He abandoned his old friends and began to experiment with a more indulgent, crazy, and taboo style of writing, generally similar to Watanabe Junichi and Mishima Yukio in previous lives.

After trying the transformation, Jiraiya has not only achieved a thousand miles in literary attainments, but also the sales of his works have grown explosively. The current Jiraiya can be ranked first among the writers in the entire ninja world.

And that book "Exile of Love" was written by Jiraiya four or five years ago, and the style is already unspeakable.

"Are you trying to slander Jiraiya's character?" asked rhetorically.

"You don't need me to slander Jiraiya-san's character, right?

I don't know if you have been to the hot spring hotel at the west end of the village. There is a sign at the entrance of the hotel, which reads "Jilai also and dogs are not allowed to enter".

Even if Jiraiya-san has not returned to Konoha for almost two years, the hotel owner has not removed the sign. "

"That's true." Tsunade nodded slightly in agreement.

Jiraiya's character, that is recognized by many women in Konoha, does not need to be slandered at all.

"But Jiraiya-sama is a famous writer after all.

Shouldn't he make up a lot of nonsense in his works? "

Miss Uchiha Longtao, who has been silent all the time, questioned, and it can be seen that she has a relatively high respect for the writer industry.

"The writer's profession is the least trustworthy."

Uchiha Mai continued to complain, and directly fired a map gun: "These people, for the sake of art and sales in their minds, they make up everything.

You can only believe half of their words at most, because art is always processed. "

I'm not targeting anyone, I'm saying that all literary and artistic workers are untrustworthy.

"Really?" Tsunade Jiang Xinjiang doubted.

"Yes." Uchiha Mai nodded confidently.

"Besides, even if I wanted to peek, I wouldn't peek in front of you, Tsunade-san, right?

You just stare at me like that, how can I peek? "

Uchiha Mai spread her hands, and her expression was very innocent.

Tsunade threw the novel in his hand aside, and sneered again: "Do you think I don't know your ability to write round eyes?

The variation of Sharinyan, the whole ninja world has gone crazy. "

"Then if you want to say that, the entire Hyuga clan is a low-class generation."

The two of you said each other, and a few minutes passed quickly, and there was a rustling footstep in the room.

"Senior Tsunade, Sister Masami, take a look at how beautiful I am?" Kushina, who had changed her clothes, ran out of Tsunade's bedroom.

Yami, is Uchiha Yami, Miss Long Tao finally has her own name.

"Da da……"

Kushina, wearing an oiran suit and shorts, stepped on sandals and turned a few times in front of the three of them. The sandals landed on the ground and made a crisp sound.

"Special no."

Uchiha Mai gave a thumbs up and gave a positive answer: "Sister Kushina, you should be more confident, that sentence Am I beautiful, you should say it in a declarative tone.

I believe that if Minato-sensei was there, he would immediately kneel down and propose to you. "

"Ha ha."

Hearing the words water gate and marriage proposal, Kushina was overjoyed and turned around twice in joy.

Because the sleeves are relatively wide, after Kushina turns it, it looks like a black butterfly dancing, which is even more beautiful and moving.

Even if Tsunade had a prejudice against Uchiha's taste from the beginning, he had to admit that this costume was indeed more suitable for dance performances.

"Hmph, your kid's aesthetic still has something to do with it."

Tsunade looked at Uchiha Mai with a cold snort, and pulled Miss Long Tao and said, "If that's the case, then I'll go change clothes with Yami."

As soon as the two took a step, they were stopped by Uchiha Mai.

"Bridge bean sack."

Tsunade turned around and asked, "What's the matter?"

Uchiha Mai chuckled and said, "Sister Tsunade, this time you don't seem to warn me not to peek."

Tsunade twitched the corners of his mouth, clenched his fists, took off his sandals immediately, and smashed at the mouth-watering kid with a strange force.

"Snapped."

As one of Konoha's fastest and most nimble ninjas, Uchiha Mai naturally wouldn't be hit by a sandal. Just a moment to dodge, and then raised his hand to catch the sandals.

"Hey, I can't fight."

Uchiha Mai held the sandals and stroked it in front of her nose quite intoxicated. After taking a deep breath, her expression suddenly froze, her body twitched and her expression was quite struggling.

It was as if these were not sandals that had just been taken off her feet, but some kind of biological weapon.

Kushina and Miss Longtao looked at Tsunade at the same time, no, Master Tsunade has been dancing in that shoe just now.

If that shoe is so powerful, why can't we smell it, is it because we didn't get close enough to smell it.

"Bagaya Road!"

Tsunade's eyebrows trembled in anger, and with a roar, he took off the other shoe and threw it out.

"Snapped."

The second shoe was naturally caught by Uchiha Mai, the latter's trembling stopped for a moment, and his expression no longer twitched.

"I'm joking." Uchiha Mai smiled and handed a pair of sandals to Tsunade.

"Humph."

Tsunade didn't pick up her shoes, and dragged Miss Long Tao into the bedroom barefoot. A few minutes later, the two people who had changed their clothes came out again.

Tsunade put his hands on his hips and asked with a cold face, "How?"

Uchiha Mai rested her cheeks with one hand, turned her eyes around the three of them, and finally stopped on Tsunade, looking up and down.

The aggressive gaze made Tsunade feel a sense of dryness from the bottom of his heart, as if the gaze had a tactile feel.

Beauty looks good in whatever clothes she wears, and a handsome guy who picks his booger is also a handsome guy.

Tsunade is naturally an unquestionable beauty, with three-dimensional features, a bit of heroism in her soft beauty, and a perfect body that can kill 99.999% of women.

Maybe it's because of the better figure, wearing a similar style of oiran suit on Tsunade, it doesn't have the same sense of tolerance when the other two wear it.

The position below the collarbone and above the waist and abdomen can clearly see a sense of tension, and some of the white people who are about to show a bottomless gully at the neckline.

Because the width of the girdle is close to twenty centimeters, and Tsunade's bust and hip circumference are too perfect, so the already slender waist is set off more softly.

Under the girdle is a pair of black loose shorts, which is nothing to say, just two words: fat and beauty.

Well nourished, well nourished.

Under the shorts are a pair of long, straight legs. Unlike many chopstick legs, Tsunade's thighs are round and plump.

But because the legs are long and straight, it will not give people the feeling of elephant legs, but will appear healthier. The chopstick legs are also Tu Yile, and this is the leg shape that is really suitable for actual combat.

Beneath the plump thighs are the calf and feet like suet jade.

The warm and white calf and abdominal muscles are tight, but there are no obvious muscle lines, which will not give people a very rough feeling.

A pair of beautiful white feet stepped on the ground, the arches of the feet were quite beautiful, and the ten toes were neat and orderly. It can be seen that the nails are a little longer, and they have not been trimmed for a long time, but they are still very rounded.

The absence of any calluses on the heels of the tiptoe is especially outrageous, which is why the feet are more natural.

To evaluate whether a beauty is a real peerless beauty, you can actually tell by looking at her feet. In fairy tales, the real princess sleeps on a bed with ten layers of mattresses, and she can't sleep because of a pea under the mattress.

The same is true of beautiful women. Women who have a bad family background and are busy with life all day will never know and have no chance to maintain their feet.

"I remember that Hokage-sama once said that outstanding young people are the jade of the village, right?"

Uchiha Mai stared at Tsunade's legs and feet, and suddenly said.

"Then what's wrong?" Tsunade was suspicious, I asked you guys if they looked good, why did you suddenly say this.

"I don't know which young man in the village can be called jade.

But I think that even such a young man would be eclipsed before these legs and feet, and voluntarily give up the title of "Jade".

This is genuine jade, the kind that can reach at least fifteen cities. "