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"Name?"

"Aqiang."

"gender?"

"male."

"age?"

"..." Aqiang asked helplessly: "Sir, I'm here to call the police, not a criminal suspect. Isn't it inappropriate for you to ask like this?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm used to it." Sir then reacted, but still asked with some suspicion: "Why do you know that I am asking questions about criminal suspects?"

"Sir, I have watched movies and TV series, TVB."

"Okay, I'm really sorry. So, why did you call the police?"

"Because I met Zeus, I suspect he will be detrimental to Mr. Xiao, and I suspect he will be detrimental to the world."

"Zeus?"

"Yes, Zeus, the Zeus in Western mythology."

"Hahaha...cough, okay, what does that Zeus look like?"

"He's just an ordinary old man. He looks similar to the old men in the park. He's about sixty years old. He looks like he's from Xiangjiang and he's energetic."

"Wait, you said he looks like a Xiangjiang person?"

"Yes."

"That's not right. Zeus is the king of gods in Western mythology. He should look like a Westerner. Although we have some foreigners here, they are not from Xiangjiang."

"I don't know why he looks like us, but he does claim to be Zeus."

"Calling yourself? Well... Ah Qiang, did you meet that old man near Qingshan Psychiatric Hospital?"

"Sir, are you suspecting that I'm mentally ill? Or are you suspecting that I'm mentally ill?"

"I'm just saying it's a possibility."

"Which one is possible?"

"Maybe, both."

Aqiang suddenly fell silent. When he came to call the police, he felt like he was crazy, but he couldn't see Xiao Zhang, and the Umbrella Group couldn't get in at all. There was no evidence for what he said.

When you go to the police, you actually want to get evidence.

"It's like this..." Aqiang began to tell, detailing everything from beginning to end, including how he met Zeus, how he got to know Zeus, what choices Zeus gave him, and how he flew away. Speak up.

Sir listened carefully, but he couldn't hide the smile on his face, nor could he hide the look in his eyes that wanted to send someone to a mental hospital.

Aqiang saw it and suddenly felt a little powerless.

"Sir, there are several surveillance videos near where I live. Can you help me retrieve them? It's very possible that they captured Zeus flying away."

After listening to the story, the policeman felt that it was time to end this farce. He smiled and asked in a serious tone: "We will talk about this later. For now, let us assume that the person you met is Zeus, a Zeus who looks the same as us. He It is true that you were given a choice that even a fool knew how to choose, but you chose the wrong choice and then flew away. Let’s discuss it seriously, why do you think Zeus will be detrimental to Mr. Xiao?”

The reason for Mr. Xiao's sudden seriousness is not the police's sudden seriousness. It's just a mentality similar to gossip. Ordinary people are always keen on talking about various celebrities.

Although Aqiang could see that Sir didn't believe him at all, he still spoke.

"I like to watch Mr. Xiao's live broadcast very much. I watch it every day, whenever I have time. Zeus often comes to my house to have a meal, so he will also watch the live broadcast with us. But his attitude towards Mr. Xiao is not very good, except In addition to constantly denying Mr. Xiao's strength, he also said that everything Mr. Xiao did was in vain and had no meaning. I have had more than one argument with him about this."

A Sir frowned and said: "Because of this? But didn't you know from the beginning that he was dissatisfied with Mr. Xiao? Didn't you meet at the gate of the Kung Fu Football Academy before and he said bad things about Mr. Xiao?"

"What he said at that time was not bad words, but the truth. Mr. Xiao said this himself." Aqiang corrected: "What he said after that was not bad words about Mr. Xiao, but something similar to... a kind of indifference, a kind of indifference." Kind of...how to put it? It's like he thinks Mr. Xiao is an ant challenging the gods."

Sir finally discovered a blind spot.

"Yes, when you and Zeus met, Mr. Xiao was nearby. Mr. Xiao didn't notice anything unusual about him. Does this mean that... he is not Zeus at all?"

Aqiang was stunned for a moment, then shook his head firmly: "No, this just means that he is Zeus, because he can fly, but Mr. Xiao didn't notice it at the time."

"It seems...it makes some sense."

Sir finally lost his smile, because he could see that Aqiang was not lying, at least about the fact that Zeus could fly. Then there were only two possibilities now, Aqiang was sick or what Aqiang said was truth.

"How about I take you to see it first?"

"Want to watch the surveillance? Okay, okay."

"No, I'm going to the hospital."

"..." Aqiang took a deep breath and asked, "Sir, can you tell me, if we encounter such a case involving gods, is there a more professional department in the police station to take charge?"

Sir A hesitated for a moment, thinking of the Miscellaneous Affairs Department, which had recently become more and more powerful, and pointed a way to A Qiang.

When A Qiang left, he heard roars of laughter from behind.

…

Chen Guibin saw Aqiang and asked directly: "Why are there no ghosts around you?"

"ah?"

"There are ghosts around everyone, except Mr. Xiao and you, can you tell me why?"

"Mr. Xiao? Do you know Mr. Xiao?"

"Ahem, he and I are classmates."

"Wow, disrespectful."

Aqiang's expression and tone made Chen Guibin a little embarrassed. Although his emotional intelligence was very low, he would not forget the reason why he and Xiao Zhang met, let alone what he said in the beginning that he would arrest Xiao Zhang.

So he quickly changed the topic.

"Tell me why there are no ghosts around you. I asked Mr. Xiao and he didn't tell me. Maybe you can tell me the answer."

"Is it possible that it's because I met Zeus?"

"Zeus?"

"Yes, Zeus, he..."

Ten minutes later, Huang Yaozu, the head of the Miscellaneous Affairs Department, appeared in front of Aqiang. He was much more professional than Chen Guibin. He used special props on Aqiang just in case, and was shocked.

"Remnants of divine power?"

So Chen Guibin was also shocked: "Sir, are you saying that he really met Zeus?"

"I'm not sure if it's Zeus, but it should be a god with divine power, and Zeus's name is too taboo for a god to dare to impersonate. It's like a martial artist impersonating Mr. Xiao. What do you think will happen?"

"I understand." Chen Guibin frowned and said, "But the problem is, Aqiang said that as long as he calls Zeus's name, he can get Zeus's power or something. But he just said Zeus's name many times."

Huang Yaozu shook his head and said: "Calling and summoning are completely different. We will discuss this issue later. I will call Mr. Xiao first."

A Qiang next to him became excited, and he was able to contact Mr. Xiao directly. This Sir was very powerful at first glance.

As a result...the call didn't go through.

It's not that Xiao Zhang doesn't give Huang Yaozu face, but because Xiao Zhang is dragging the aircraft carrier and running wildly on the sea. Even with things like satellite phones, it is difficult to guarantee that there is a signal everywhere. If there is a storm on the sea, it will definitely be could not be reached.

Huang Yaozu felt a little embarrassed when he looked at Aqiang's expectant eyes, so he could only start to contact the backup phone number.

Because of the special nature of his job, it was actually easier for him to contact Xiao Zhang than Xiao Zhang's supervisor Huang Sir. After several transfers, he learned that Xiao Zhang was pulling an aircraft carrier in the storm. At the same time, he also saw the news on the sea from the live TV broadcast. A violent storm.

The helicopters, ships, etc. responsible for the live broadcast were watching from a distance and did not dare to follow too closely. They could only wait for the storm to pass before catching up.

When the storm dissipated and the sea was clear again, the call finally came through.

"What's the use of telling me, I'm throwing the aircraft carrier back now? Go find Uncle Feng."

Xiao Zhang's mood suddenly became bad. Although he saw a sunny scene in his sight, he seemed to see a more violent storm coming.

The gods awakened, three years in advance, and so did the disaster.