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"I didn't know they were awake, and I didn't know he was here."

Uncle Feng appeared in the kung fu boat above Xiao Zhang's head. Not only him, the Kung Fu team that had finished the World Cup Asian qualifiers was also almost fully assembled, and all of them were picked up by the kung fu boat above Xiao Zhang's head.

Ah Xing, Chen Haonan, Xu Zhengyang, Lao Hu, Ling Lingqi, Axi and other people with innate master and above combat abilities all came.

Xiao Zhang, who was still pulling the aircraft carrier below, responded in the communication system dissatisfied.

"Uncle Feng, we agreed to guard Xiangjiang, how do you do it? I think you have been neglecting your duties recently?"

Uncle Feng confronted him: "Didn't you say you have the final say now? Can you figure it out, that's Zeus, that's the King of Gods, and I haven't even ascended yet. What do you want me to do? What can I do? manage?"

Xiao Zhang was speechless.

He was just used to taunting Uncle Feng. After all, he had been bullied so badly by Uncle Feng before. In fact, he knew very well that if it was really an existence of Zeus's level, let alone Uncle Feng. Even if Hua Yingxiong comes back from the sky, it will be difficult for everyone in his kung fu team to get any good results from Zeus.

This is also the reason why the Kung Fu team suddenly assembled. Even if they join forces, they can't defeat them. If they join forces, everyone's safety can be guaranteed to a certain extent. Uncle Feng obviously agrees with this.

"Then what should we do now?" Xiao Zhang asked helplessly: "I think he should come to me, but he hasn't come yet... Is he afraid of us?"

This is a joke that is not funny. Even if Zeus was put into suspended animation by the gods from the East, he is Zeus after all. How could he be afraid of these mortals from the Kung Fu Team?

Xiao Zhang, who has become a god in the eyes of the world, knows very well that he does not have the power of a god at all. Let alone the king of gods like Zeus, he cannot handle even weaker gods.

Even if you haven't fully transformed into bones and haven't survived the thunderstorm, if you really become the king of zombies, then what does it mean compared to the gods in heaven?

According to legend, the golden retriever is the ultimate evolutionary form of zombies, but it is nothing more than the mount of Guanyin Bodhisattva. (Jian: It is recorded as the pinnacle of zombies in "Sequel to the Silence", evolved from the "drought demon", the golden-haired pig is presumably a pig with golden hair?)

"Don't think about things you can't understand." Uncle Feng said helplessly: "I asked you to be a policeman, why don't you do it?"

"How can I pull this aircraft carrier if I become a policeman?"

"What is the use of aircraft carriers? Are you afraid of aircraft carriers? You are not afraid of aircraft carriers, so are they?"

"Of course it's useful. Just because I'm not afraid doesn't mean that others aren't afraid. Uncle Feng, you don't understand. This kind of crisis definitely requires the strength of all mankind, but there are too many humans. I'll start with you every sentence." It will take several years, so we need to have a say, so we need to have aircraft carriers. Besides, didn’t you calculate that they would wake up in three or four years? I blame you for miscalculating the time.”

Uncle Feng was speechless. He didn't even understand why his calculations were wrong. Logically speaking, there could be no problem.

Even if he, a mortal, was not very accurate in calculating the gods, there should not be such a long time error of three or four years.

"Well..." Axing suddenly said: "Uncle Feng, captain, can you two stop bickering? What should we do now?"

Uncle Feng looked directly at Xu Zhengyang.

Xiao Zhang below asked directly: "Zhengyang, what does the organization say?"

Xu Zhengyang frowned and replied: "There is no specific explanation yet, and my colleagues can't understand why it was so long in advance. But one thing is certain, my colleagues said that they were sober so long in advance. If you come here, your strength will definitely be greatly reduced."

Chen Haonan asked with some confusion: "How much of a big discount is that? They are gods, and their strength is far superior to us. And three or four years should not be very long for them."

Xu Zhengyang shook his head and said: "I can't tell you the specifics. We have never seen such a thing as a god."

After saying meaningless words for a long time, Xiao Zhang, who was pulling the aircraft carrier and running across the Indian Ocean, suddenly spoke up after a moment of silence.

"Bring the man named Aqiang here and ask him to call Zeus. We will talk to them directly in person."

"In person?"

"Yes, we have to face each other sooner or later. I think the reason why they are not taking any action now is because they want to take the opportunity to regain their strength. For example, the choice he gave Aqiang is very interesting. We can't give them too much time. If If it’s really just us, then start the war in advance.”

The members of the Kung Fu Team hesitated a little, then nodded in agreement.

If this battle is inevitable, it would be very beneficial for them to fight it earlier. No matter how fast their strength increases, they cannot be as fast as the gods can recover their strength.

The Kung Fu stopped on the deck of the aircraft carrier. Uncle Feng and others took advantage of the darkness and entered the cabin. With the situation unclear at this stage, they must stay together to ensure each other's safety.

As for Huang Fei and other innate masters not coming over, it is because it would be meaningless if they came over, and even the innate master-level combat power may not be meaningful.

Driven by Ah Chi and Zhou Orang, the Kung Fu returned to Xiangjiang again, picked up Ah Qiang and Ah Zhen and returned.

When they arrived at the aircraft carrier, Aqiang and Azhen's excitement had calmed down a lot. Xiao Zhang directly proposed his suggestion to Aqiang without any courtesy. As a die-hard fan of Xiao Zhang, Aqiang agreed without any hesitation. .

"Zeus!"

Inside the aircraft carrier, Aqiang shouted loudly, but there was no response.

So went to the deck.

It was still night at this time, and even if there were many helicopters following the live broadcast, they could not capture the sudden appearance of a person on the dark deck. In fact, they could not even capture Xiao Zhang's body clearly, but such a live broadcast was still There were a lot of viewers watching.

"Zeus!"

Aqiang shouted again, but there was still no response.

At this time, everyone in the Kung Fu team began to doubt. Aqiang was lying, right?

Aqiang himself began to have some doubts, but he suspected that Zeus had lied to him.

Xiao Zhang's voice suddenly came from the sea.

"Aqiang, can you swim?"

"Ah? Mr. Xiao, I can't swim."

"Then jump off the deck."

"Ah? This..."

A Qiang hesitated for a moment, then whispered to the nervous A Zhen next to him: "Mr. Xiao will not let me die."

Then he jumped directly from the deck.

Logically speaking, considering the height of the deck of an aircraft carrier, a person who is not good at water will definitely die if he jumps off, because the aircraft carrier is always moving, and the water waves displaced by the hull are enough to drag people into the bottom of the ship.

But Aqiang did not die, but he felt that he was about to die while struggling in the sea.

"Zeus."

He didn't shout it out, he just recited the name silently in his heart, and thunder suddenly burst from the cloudless sky.

The thunder that instantly covered the entire sky like a spider web made the night suddenly brighter. When the dark clouds began to gather, Aqiang's body floated.

It's a pity that the helicopters thought it was another storm at sea and started to move away. They were unable to capture this scene or subsequent scenes.

The aircraft carrier slowly stopped amid the storm and thunder. Xiao Zhang appeared on the deck. The members of the Kung Fu Team gathered behind him. Uncle Feng actually stood behind Xiao Zhang, which made Xiao Zhang a little dissatisfied. .

Just when Uncle Feng was about to stand in front to block the trouble, Aqiang floated to the deck and a surging electric light erupted all over his body. His eyes were silvery white and he stared at Xiao Zhang indifferently.

A majestic voice sounded, coming from Aqiang's mouth.

"You called me faster than I expected."

Xiao Zhang knew that the other party was talking to him, so he asked curiously: "If you used Aqiang to find me, aren't you afraid that Aqiang will not call the police or be sent to the hospital as a lunatic?"

"I understand people's hearts better than you." Zeus continued to speak majestically with the help of Aqiang's body: "So, when he rejected me, I knew he would definitely come to you."

Xiao Zhang frowned, and then slowly floated up, one head higher than Aqiang or Zeus floating on the deck, and his voice also became majestic.

"Zeus, you are playing with fire."

Everyone in the Kung Fu team was stunned, and Zeus was also stunned.

Who gave you the courage?