I am Quaresma

Xiaofa's shot hit Manchester United a lot, and the crisp sound of hitting the post was like a heavy hammer hitting everyone's chest.

It's unimaginable to start from behind, and the players know better than anyone what it means when Arsenal really threatens Manchester United's goal.

After Xiaofa was annoyed, he extended his thumb to Quaresma, but put it down again under Quaresma's contemptuous eyes, his face was a little hot.

It's not that Quaresma is really laughing and blaming Xiaofa. It's just a daily routine between good brothers. If Quaresma says it doesn't matter, Xiaofa will feel strange.

In the next game, Arsenal's morale was high, and the offense was so smooth that it once pressed Manchester United to the half-court defense.

Quaresma is still active. With the support of the midfield, he is more comfortable on the wing. The only thing that makes him a little uncomfortable is that in order to curb his performance on the wing, Ferguson actually let the little fat Rooney also join the defense. in its own ranks.

It's not that Rooney can defend Quaresma, the main thing is that although Rooney is only 20 years old, his body is as strong as a calf, and his impact is comparable to that of a monster, and his defense method is a savage collision. Most of the time, he was called a foul by the referee, but Quaresma was still in pain.

Quaresma is very helpless. If he really fights with the little fat man, it is obviously the least smart way to do it, but Rooney has no such idea.

I can't help but want to complain, you go to defend Xiaofa, why are you defending me?

I didn't rob your milf again!

Tucao returns to Tucao, but Quaresma has to admit that Rooney is not very like a striker except as a striker, and he has performed well in other positions.

Taking the ball on the right again, Rooney rushed over and Quaresmara turned around. Although Rooney didn't touch the ball, he still knocked Quaresma down.

Quaresma was on the ground rubbing the arm that was hit by Rooney, and before he got up to complain to the referee, Xiaofa rushed over and pushed Rooney.

Not to mention others, even Quaresma was stunned!

Is this still that weak little trick?

How dare you attack Rooney?

The tonnage is completely crushed!

There won't be any unknown inside story here - for example, the female professor Xiaofa had just acquired was pried away by Rooney?

Quaresma has come up with an eight o'clock soap opera!

certainly,

Xiaofa may not have so many thoughts, and just wanted to fight for Quaresma, but what happened next was a little embarrassing.

Xiaofa pushed Rooney, and as a result, did not push...

Not only is Xiaofa embarrassed, but Quaresma is also embarrassed to lie on the ground, because he really doesn't know if he should get up and help Xiaofa, because in his opinion, Xiaofa's actions are less like asking for trouble, more like Flirting with Rooney!

But Rooney didn't have such a good temper. He didn't expect that Xiaofa would dare to do something to himself.

At that moment, Xiaofa must have no love in his heart, everyone is pushing it, why can't I push you, and you push me so far?

This time, the riot almost broke out, and the surrounding teammates rushed up and joined the battle group. Although there was no fist-fight, the scene was quite hot.

The referee managed to separate the players from both sides. With a serious expression, he called both Xiaofa and Rooney in front of him, and one of them was awarded a yellow card.

At this time, Xiaofa suddenly turned his head and winked at Quaresma, as if taking credit.

Quaresma only reacted, and couldn't help but be moved.

It turns out that Xiaofa did it on purpose!

Quaresma had originally suspected that Xiaofa was not an impulsive person, so why did he suddenly become so excited this time.

Unexpectedly, Xiaofa is actually using a lose-lose style of play in exchange for a yellow card from Rooney.

Anyway, Xiaofa is not the main defender in the midfield, and there are not many chances to get cards. In fact, he will not be affected too much by carrying a yellow card.

And if Rooney also carries a yellow card, when he rushes to grab Quaresma again, he has to worry about his actions. If he is careless and gets another yellow card, it will be the rhythm of being ejected.

This is helping Quaresma free from Rooney's defense!

Really good brother!

Quaresma sincerely gave Xiaofa a thumbs up.

If it wasn't for Xiaofa's performance, in order to get rid of Rooney's entanglement, Quaresma decided to act by himself.

Now, there is no need for Quaresma to carry the infamy and engage in tactics, completely liberating Quaresma.

It's not the same as those who play with their heads, and those who play with their five bodies.

Sure enough, after Rooney got the yellow card, he was less reckless when defending Quaresma. Under the circumstance that he didn't dare to foul, Quaresma passed him like he was playing, and could not hinder him at all.

At this time, Rooney actually reacted. He was shattered by Xiaofa's touch of porcelain, but it was too late to know now. He was oily, and he felt uncomfortable with kicking.

Xiaofa was already happy, and he felt that in the future, he could carry forward this routine and use it more rationally and wisely.

The next time you face a strong enemy, Quaresma is entangled by several people. He will touch one of his own, and Henry will touch one. Just let everyone who defends Quaresma carry one on his back. Yellow card, isn't Quaresma going to be super god?

In this situation, what opponent is Arsenal unable to play?

Just do a good job of touching the porcelain, and then you are ready to lie down and win!

Think about it, Xiaofa is about to climax!

Now, Quaresma is really at ease. Although Park Ji-sung plays very tough, he is not as unscrupulous as Rooney before. When defending Quaresma, there is no good way. Quaresma can easily pass the ball. Half-time into the heartland of Manchester United.

Next, Quaresma has to work harder, and he can't live up to Xiaofa's heart. Although a yellow card may not have much impact, Quaresma must take it.

In the 27th minute of the first half, Arsenal once again organized a smooth attack and hit the ball into the dangerous area of ​​Manchester United.

Quaresma dribbled the ball from the right flank and suddenly sent a through ball. Henry started a little slower and managed to get the ball, but he had lost the opportunity to shoot directly, so he could only take the ball with his back and go back to the middle. Plug in the small method.

Xiaofa was going to shoot directly at the ball, but suddenly caught Quaresma's movement, so he picked the ball directly and picked it behind Manchester United's defense line, where Quaresma had already rushed out, rushing like a cheetah. To the ball!

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