I can extract side effects

Wen Renlong returned to his office, and just as he sat down, a message popped up on WeChat.

"Handsome guy, have you found any news? Which female celebrity is it?"

He took a closer look, and it turned out to be Sheng Changya, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Why is this woman so gossip, she is actually comparable to me.

"You gossip, why should I tell you?"

"Hey, come on, let me tell you, I owe you once, or else, which of the beauties in sister's circle of friends do you fancy, let me introduce you?"

Wen Renlong's heart was moved instantly. Sheng Changya was in charge of Sanqing's beauty makeup business. She had to deal with many celebrities and celebrities. She knew so many beauties that a researcher in a laboratory like him could not compare with. He had been envious for a long time.

"Okay, we have a good relationship, so I'll tell you. But I'm going to disappoint you, it's not a female star, the boss is just having dinner with a friend."

Sheng Changya typed quickly, venting her dissatisfaction: "Oh, really, what kind of eyes do you think the paparazzi have? You can misread it. It's too unprofessional. It's really disappointing!"

"Haha, indeed, there are not many gossips in the entertainment circle that are true anyway. By the way, in this photo, the beauty in the red dress on your left, can you introduce me? The big thing in my life depends on you. [Serious]"

"No problem, Aaron, you are so high-quality, tall, rich and handsome, and some beauties like it. Hee hee, I'll make an appointment for you later."

Sheng Changya closed the dialog box and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the boss's scandal target is not a female celebrity, otherwise it will be a bit difficult to formulate a marketing plan in the future.

If the boss is dating a female celebrity, he has to carefully consider whether to tilt resources and find the other party for advertising or endorsement.

Even if the boss doesn't want to say it clearly, the subordinates have to think carefully in advance.

What if I find a competitor of the future proprietress without knowing it, and the other party complains in front of the boss?

Incompetent work is a trivial matter, if it annoys the boss, it would be bad if the boss's wife is unhappy.

After all, the temperament of female stars is really hard to figure out.

Fortunately, I finally got the information from Wen Renlong in time. Since she is not a female star, then these troubles are gone.

Sheng Changya smiled slightly, clicked on the promotion plan of the super moisturizing factor, cut out more than half of the content about female star advertising endorsements, and turned it into an inconspicuous candidate, then pondered for a while, and quickly added other plans .

*****

Not long after, the posters of the three new health care products were finished. They were antique and elegant, just like the covers of Xianxia novels.

After it was released on the whole network, it immediately attracted the attention of netizens and heated discussions.

"Fuck, what the hell is this? Longli pill, marrow washing pill? What the hell is there foundation building pill?"

"Honey, come out and see me cultivating immortals!"

"Look carefully at the instructions. These are all health supplements. Long Li Dan appetizers, Sui Sui Dan for weight loss, and Ji Ji Dan for bowel cleansing."

"It's disappointing that Sanqing even engaged in such a gimmick. What's the difference between this and false advertising?"

"According to what you said, does melatonin have brains? Is there platinum? Isn't it still selling like crazy?"

"That's right, Melatonin can name it whatever it wants, why can't Sanqing?"

"Hahaha, that's great, I finally fulfilled my wish of cultivating immortals."

"My generation of monks can take drugs every day to keep in good health like Han Paopao."

"I can't understand it, but I was shocked, and somehow wanted to try it."

"Do you know what the name of the anti-alcoholic medicine has been changed to? Wangyou Pill, the name is very appealing, and it is suitable for middle-aged people like me who use alcohol to drown their sorrows."

"You guys are too slow. I have ordered all four pills. Who is not a practitioner."

"I saw the pre-order link. Fortunately, I was quick and it was taken off the shelves as soon as I bought it."

*****

mirage.

Qian Li is a senior salesman who has to entertain clients every day. Sanqing's hangover medicine is his must-have medicine. He always keeps a bottle in his bag and never leaves him every day.

In the past, he often drank and got down on the wine table, and even went to the hospital a few times due to alcohol poisoning, but in order to support his family, he still continued this job.

However, since I bought the anti-alcohol medicine, no matter how much I drink, I never fell down again.

It can be said that Sanqing's hangover medicine saved his life, career and family.

Every time he buys, he takes his and his wife's ID cards and buys up all the shares in one go.

Today, when it was time to restock again, he skillfully opened the shopping cart, ordered the hangover medicine, and placed the order at the speed of light.

However, after receiving the goods, he couldn't help being stunned.

"Why did you change the packaging? The name also changed? It's called Wangyou Pill?"

In his hand is a small white jade bottle, which looks a lot like a medicine bottle in a costume drama, but the quantity has not changed, still 60 pills.

He poured out several yellow pills, about the size of soybeans, from the bottle.

"The weight has become smaller, but I hope the effect has not changed."

He muttered a few words, took out a pill, put it in front of him, and then took out a bottle of white wine from the cabinet.

"No, I have to try the effect."

After a few glasses of wine, a familiar feeling came, and he nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, it's still the same."

I was a little curious for a while, so I clicked into Sanqing's flagship store again, intending to read the detailed introduction.

However, as soon as I entered, I was attracted by the advertisements of three new products.

"Long Li Dan? Washing Marrow Pill? Foundation Establishment Pill?"

Who can resist the attraction of these three elixirs?

Curiosity instantly occupied his mind, and he clicked in to browse at the speed of light.

"Long Lidan is an appetizer. My baby should try it. He seems to have lost his appetite recently and doesn't like to eat."

"Xishuidan is a diet pill?" He couldn't help pinching the swimming ring around his waist, and immediately added it to the shopping cart.

"Zhujidan bowel cleanser? Uh, this suits me quite well."

Qian Li usually does not like to exercise or eat vegetables and fruits. There is something hard to say. He also bought aloe vera capsules and other health care products for bowel cleansing. Every time he would have diarrhea immediately after eating, and he almost collapsed on the toilet. Abandon treatment.

Right now, he wants to try it just because of the name, he gritted his teeth and added it to the shopping cart, then placed an order.

Shipping was fast and he received it the next day.

It is still a small white jade bottle, but the colors are different when poured out. Xisui Pill is a pink pill, Zhuji Pill is a black pill, and Longli Pill is a red pill. Put together with the yellow pill of Wangyou Pill, it is colorful and really beautiful. .

Before dinner that day, I gave the child a Longli Pill. After thinking about it, I ate one myself. My wife looked at the fun and ate one too. It can be said that the whole family got together.

"Well, my wife, the braised pork ribs you made today are very fragrant, and this plate of stir-fried vegetables is sweet and delicious. I didn't realize that the vegetables are so delicious."

The son was no longer picky eaters, and the family ate their heads down and cleaned up all the dishes on the table in a short while.

Qian Li patted his stomach and hiccupped, sighing, "This Long Li Pill is really amazing."

"No, this can only be given to my son. He is growing and needs to eat more. I have to lose weight, and I have to work hard to control my diet. The combination of the two will be effective, otherwise I will gain a few pounds this month."

The daughter-in-law was also very excited: "This Longli pill is so effective, the other two things are definitely not bad. I also want to lose weight. Husband, please give me the weight-loss medicine and buy a few more bottles yourself."

With a bitter face, Qian Li handed over the Xisui Pill, took out a Foundation Establishment Pill, and ate it with gritted teeth.

The next morning, when he came up together, his stomach suddenly growled, and a long-lost feeling of creeping hit him instantly.

He jumped up immediately, and rushed into the bathroom with lightning speed, and returned to the bedroom after some fun.

"Fortunately, the speed is very fast, the softness and hardness are moderate, there is no diarrhea, and the body is not weak. I feel very healthy. This medicine seems to be okay."

He gave Sanqing a silent thumbs up.

However, for the next week, he enjoyed this morning bowel cleanse every day.

"This..." Qian Li was stunned: "I just took a Jiji Pill, and my gastrointestinal motility function returned to normal. The effect of this medicine is too amazing."

He opened the instruction manual, and it really said that it is recommended to take one tablet a week, and long-term use can maintain gastrointestinal health.

Tears welled up in his eyes: "Thanks to Sanqing, my unspeakable secret is finally resolved."

Surprised and pleasantly surprised, the desire for the Xisui Dan became stronger in my heart, and I hurriedly turned on the phone, but unexpectedly it was sold out.

"No way, if I knew it earlier, I would have bought a few more bottles. Why didn't I believe in the miracle of Sanqing?" He regretted immediately.

There are many people who have had a similar experience with Qian Li, and these three health care products have become popular all over the country in an instant, creating a sales miracle again.

And those who bought back out of curiosity at the beginning, after discovering the miraculous effect of these elixirs, bought them back at the speed of light.

As a result, Sanqing's new health care products were unsurprisingly out of stock again.

At the same time, in the land of China, countless people beat their chests and stomped their feet, regretting endlessly, only hating themselves for not moving fast enough.