I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

Dengdengdeng, Ling Ping walked up the stairs.

click!

The lights on the third floor were turned on.

Ling Ping Ping pulled out a small oven in the corner.

This oven was bought at a stall for a few dollars.

In fact, it's a tough one.

But the quality is very good, I have used it for many years, and it has not even rusted.

It's been a long time since it's been used, and there's a lot of ash on it.

Ling Ping'an found a brush, brushed out all the ash inside, and then poured it into garbage bags one by one.

"Let's throw it away tomorrow morning..." Ling Ping'an said, "Put the charcoal ashes left over from the last barbecue in the trash..."

After cleaning up the barbecue, Lingping took another barbecue, put it under the tap to clean it, wiped it with a rag, then lit the charcoal fire and prepared to grill the mushrooms.

Meow!

Kitten Best squatted in front of the oven impatiently.

Lingping shook his head and took out a mushroom from the basket.

"It's quite big!" Ling Ping'an looked at the mushroom, weighed it, and estimated it was about half a catty.

So he went outside and rinsed the mushroom under the tap.

Then I found a cutting board and put the mushrooms in place.

He raised his head and looked at the starry sky.

Tonight, the moon is full of stars, the starry sky is vast, and it is very beautiful!

Looking at the starry sky, Ling Ping was stunned.

"Is there still a thick fog just now?" He wondered: "It's gone so soon?!"

But the fact is right in front of you. The thick fog just now, I don't know when, has quietly dissipated.

The moonlight shines on the earth, white, and even if the lights are not turned on, you can see the whole floor of the top floor and the tiles on the roofs of the surrounding houses.

Little by little, something flickered like a firefly, hovering over the roof.

"It's so late, there are still people playing with drones?" Ling Ping'an didn't quite understand, but he still waved to the drone hovering above his head: "Hello!"

He guessed that someone nearby should be operating.

Maybe even an acquaintance.

So he didn't think much about it, just picked up a kitchen knife and started slicing mushrooms under the light.

Once cut open, the fragrance of mushrooms spews out.

"This must be a first-class wild fungus!" Lingping smelled the fragrance and couldn't help but salivate.

He carefully picked up the sliced ​​mushroom that had just been cut.

Since he was going to grill the mushrooms, he cut it a little thicker.

but……

"It's so beautiful!" Ling Ping'an couldn't help but exclaimed while holding the mushroom.

The mushroom slices in the hand are silver-white throughout.

The mycelium is delicate and the flesh is soft.

The most important thing is...with a slight pinch, a sweet juice overflowed like grease.

You don't even need to brush with oil, just bake it!

Meow!

Kitten Best, rubbing against Lingping's trouser legs.

Unsatisfactory tears will flow out of its mouth.

"Little darling, don't worry, wait for my brother to cut it and then bake it fragrantly!"

………………………………

Situ He raised his head stupidly and looked at the picture on the screen.

"What is he doing?" Situ He asked the people beside him.

"It seems to be cutting something!" the staff in charge of the supervisor replied.

"I know!" Situ He was anxious: "What is he cutting?!"

The target on the screen, with its back to the surveillance camera.

But the drone camera above his head clearly captured what was in front of him: a luminous body that sometimes circulated five-color auras, magnificent and dazzling, and sometimes disappeared in nothingness.

The knife in his hand cut through the thing.

Under the high-definition camera, a golden-yellow oily liquid like the finest honey flowed out.

He slashed with a knife, slicing small.

Soon, on the chopping board in front of him, pieces of golden unknown liquid flowed out from time to time, and sometimes flakes hidden into nothingness were neatly arranged.

"It seems to be some kind of mushroom!" Someone finally came to a conclusion through careful identification.

Hearing what he said, Situ He also nodded: "It's a mushroom!"

But the problem is...

Where did this mushroom come from?

Nobody knows!

No one will know!

And the target has obviously not gone out since yesterday.

Surveillance shows that the target closed yesterday.

It doesn't open until ten o'clock this morning.

What did he do in the interim?

Nobody knows!

This is the most important thing!

"The rainstorm and typhoon in Nanyang suddenly stopped this morning..." Situ He thought to himself, guessing: "Could it be related to the target?!"

"Also, at noon today, the vision of Mopan Mountain... Could it be related to Him?!"

Situ He didn't know, but he could only guess and think as much as possible.

If it's all about Him...

Situ He knew that the fun was getting bigger.

Because it shows the fact that if He wants, even sitting at home, he can influence and influence the fate of the world!

The picture on the screen continues.

Piece after piece of 'mushroom slices' intertwined in nothingness and reality, he placed it on the grill of an oven.

The flames rose.

A little blue color, under the drone lens, is particularly dazzling.

Mushroom slices quickly change color as they sear.

Gradually, under the lens, it becomes a piece of fetish that shines like stars, shining with starlight.

He happily picked up a piece with chopsticks and threw it into his mouth.

Click click!

The golden juice was bitten by the high-definition camera and burst open.

Then……

The little black cat lying beside him was also divided!

The kitten bit the mushroom and took a big bite.

But obviously, he couldn't eat as cleanly as his master.

He could only eat it little by little, carefully nibbling on it.

While he was eating, a thin vine stretched out from somewhere.

In the camera, everyone can see that this tiny vine surrounds the kitten, picking up the debris that fell from the corner of the kitten's mouth little by little, with spirituality and wisdom.

No one could see exactly how the vine was feeding.

Because of its speed, it is beyond imagination!

………………………………

"Delicious!" Ling Ping'an chewed the mushroom slices in his mouth, his mouth full of sweetness.

When you bite down on this mushroom, it can actually burst out a flavorful oily substance like meat!

What a surprise!

Much better than eating meat!

So, he couldn't stop at all.

Pieces of grilled, fragrant, golden, and crispy mushrooms keep pouring into your mouth.

Soon the grill was empty.

"It's over!" Ling Ping patted his stomach.

Meow!

Kitten Best also let out an unfulfilled cry.

"Little darling, the rest of the mushrooms will be used next time we're ready to eat..." Lingping patted the little guy's head: "Now..."

"Our brother and sister take a sip each, and taste the taste of the guest's rice wine..."

He walked into the room, picked up the bottle of rice wine on the slow oven, opened the cork, and poured about five milliliters into a glass.

Then, he gently put it to his mouth and took a sip.

The entrance is refreshing, there is no spicy taste at all, but a strong fragrance.

This fragrance is very strong and strong, and in an instant, it is completely occupied by it.

The best part is that the moment it enters the throat, the whole body feels as if it is a little lighter!

"Good stuff!" Ling Ping drank all the wine in one gulp.

So, I poured myself another cup!

This time it was a big cup, at least twenty milliliters!

Meow!

Kitten Best was at his feet, begging anxiously.

"Little darling..." Ling Ping'an squatted down, picked up a disposable cup on the slow oven, and gave it about half of it.

The guy immediately put his head close, stuck out his tongue, and sucked.

"My cat, not only likes drinking tea, but also likes to drink..." Ling Ping'an looked at its silly appearance, raised the wine glass, and took a sip: "It's really interesting!"

He felt a little drunk.

His cheeks began to glow red, and his body seemed to be wobbly.

It looks like this wine tastes good though.

But it's great!

Ling Ping Ping took a wine glass and went out the door.

He shook his head and turned off the lights outside.

He looked up and saw that above his head, the drone seemed to be flying back again.

"My amount of alcohol..." Ling Ping Ping shook his head and drank the wine in his hand.

Then he walked back into the house, picked up his pet in one hand, a wine bottle and a basket of mushrooms in the other, and walked down the stairs.

……………………………………

Look at the door of the roof that has been tightly closed.

Situ He swallowed.

"What did he drink just now?" Situ He asked.

But no one could answer.

Because the liquid he drank was by no means something that humans could recognize.

Although only a quick glimpse.

But it was like an olive-like green streamer, with endless golden threads hanging from it.

It's just a glance and it's hard to forget!

Especially the supernatural beings present felt an impulse from the depths of their souls!

"Can no one know?" Situ He asked.

For him, the most painful thing is that he doesn't even know what the target is eating and drinking!

This made him appear as if he was an ancient person who traveled to the present world hundreds of years ago.

Looking at high-rise buildings and aircraft and ships, I thought that I had come to heaven and witnessed the world of immortals and gods.

Do not……

It should be an ant. After hard training, it finally gave birth to spiritual wisdom.

Therefore, looking at the cost of food and clothing for human beings, no one can understand.

Instantly gives birth to infinite inferiority!

Because, it finally knows that what it used to work hard, desperately, and fight for its life is just the garbage discarded and unwanted by human beings.

That's how it feels!

A shock in the face of superdimensional life!

Everything about him is more than a mystery to Situ He.

It is full of subversive new cognition!

"I think..." Finally a staff member raised his hand weakly: "The target just drank probably the legendary Emperor Liujing..."

Legend has it that Emperor Liujiao is a first-class fetish between heaven and earth!

Even if it is grass and trees, just a little bit of contamination can open up spiritual wisdom!

Situ He played back the startling glance he had just captured.

Then he nodded: "Let's name this thing after 'Di Liujiao'!"

"Create a file and file it as a top secret!"

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