I Really Am Not The Lord of Demon

The drunk Ling Pingping reluctantly took the kitten Best downstairs and stumbled.

He touched his face, feeling hot and hot.

He held on to the stairs with all his strength and slowly climbed up.

As soon as he returned to the living room, he couldn't hold it any longer.

He leaned back on the sofa and fell asleep.

"Zizzi..." In the dream, he heard a strange sound.

"Bubble..."

"Crack...chuck..."

"Boom! Boom!"

"What sound?" Lingping thought in a daze.

Finally, at a certain moment, he remembered.

"The celestial sound of a pulsar?"

When he was in college, he visited the Imperial Space Museum and heard strange sounds similar to those in a dream.

Those were said to be the sounds transcribed from the pulsar signals recorded by the Empire's radio telescopes and satellites and spacecraft.

But the problem is...

Hearing celestial voices in a dream?

How is it a little strange!

But in the dream, Ling Ping An involuntarily followed these voices and danced slowly.

Kaka…

Boom boom! Boom boom!

da da... da da...

In the midst of these regular strange sounds, the spirit in the dream is peaceful and lethargic.

So he fell asleep.

fell asleep in a dream.

He felt his consciousness slowly falling, falling into a deeper dream.

In a daze, Lingping heard countless voices.

"It has been raining for two consecutive months in Xinping County in Beizhou... Do you want to stop for a while?"

"It hasn't rained for three months in the South Kunlun Republic of Kunlun Prefecture...Will it rain?!"

"Qin Lufang's wind adjustment..."

These voices made Lingping feel as if he had become the boss of a big company.

As soon as I went to work, countless subordinates were busy reporting their work.

And, it looks like, there's already a lot of backlog.

Therefore, as soon as the subordinates saw that there was finally a leader who could make up their minds, they stuffed countless documents and official documents.

But the problem is...

Why is this dream so strange?

Ling Ping did not understand.

He opened his eyes and saw the appearance of a planet in front of him.

The thickness of the clouds and the speed of the ocean currents, the pressure of the cyclone and the amount of water vapor are all in sight.

And the voice that just kept urging in his ears came from the mountains and rivers inside this planet.

Lingping scratched his head, and suddenly laughed: "I'm really drunk..."

"This kind of dream has begun to come true!"

However...

"It's a dream anyway, it doesn't matter!" He said, and reached out to touch the planet in front of him.

"Aren't climatologists clamoring about global warming every day and how fast the Arctic and Antarctic ice sheets are melting?"

Lingping smiled and stretched out his hands to the poles.

"Come on..." He gently moved the temperature belonging to the North Pole, looking at the high temperature that was already as high as 20 degrees, Lingping pouted: "Let's lower it by ten degrees first!"

He remembered that in the Arctic summer, the temperature of ten degrees is very suitable!

This will greatly reduce the rate of ice melting!

but……

A drop in temperature in the Arctic must be compensated by a rise in temperature somewhere.

if not……

Ling Ping'an set his sights on the hottest place on the planet.

"There is no one in this broken place anyway..." Ling Ping said, "The temperature has risen by four or five degrees, is there any problem?"

As a result, he raised the temperature of the Kunlun Desert in Kunlun Prefecture by five degrees, from 40 degrees to 45 degrees.

It's desert anyway, bake it!

He also casually raised the temperature in several other deserted deserts on the planet.

Smoothing out the compensation for Arctic cooling.

After doing this, Lingping felt a little tired.

"That's really strange..." he thought. "You're tired of even dreaming?"

However, in the ears, the sounds from the mountains and rivers are still endless.

Ling Ping'an also tried to contact the places where the voices were made, but unfortunately, it seemed that these voices in the dream were all instinctive voices of inquiries.

Just like a machine, after automatically collecting data, it sends a request code to the host.

So, listening to those countless voices, Lingping frowned: "My dream...it's really troublesome..."

"If you respond one by one, how long will the ghost be so busy?"

Thinking of this, Ling Ping's eyes suddenly lit up.

"Can't I approve all of them?"

It's a dream anyway!

As soon as this thought moved, exhaustion and distress came to my mind.

Ling Ping Ping fell asleep again in the dream.

This time, he never dreamed again and slept very sweetly!

………………………………

Arctic!

An Arctic expedition team from the Federal Empire is taking a boat and walking in this melted ocean.

This year, Arctic temperatures have already broken records.

A few days ago, a record-breaking temperature of 22 degrees has been recorded!

And on the periphery of the Arctic, temperatures as high as 38 degrees even appeared!

Therefore, the entire scientific expedition team is worried.

They know that this year's Arctic glacier melt rate will set a new record!

If this continues to heat up, within a few years, the Arctic ice cap will disappear.

This is a very common, even insignificant thing for the earth!

After all, the history of the complete disappearance of the polar ice caps has occurred more than once in geological history.

And, it's still a long time!

but……

For humans, the melting of the polar ice caps is destined to cause a huge ecological catastrophe.

First of all, the large amount of fresh water stored at the poles pours into the sea, causing the sea level to rise!

The Northern Zhou Dynasty will become a swamp country, it is destined - just like the age of dinosaurs.

It's local...

Coastal industrial areas, I am afraid that will be flooded a lot.

For those island nations, the melting of the poles means that their homes will be engulfed by the sea!

In addition, the melting of the poles will inevitably change the global climate!

Changes in ocean currents may trigger a series of climate disasters!

Anyway, the last time the poles were frozen, the dragon king whale in the shallow sea directly got the lunch!

This time...who will pay?

I am afraid that a series of ecological disasters and species extinction have become unstoppable!

Suddenly, the crew on the ship looked up.

They found that the sun was slowly dimming.

Thick dark clouds appeared in the sky!

It's going to snow!

In ten minutes, heavy snow fell from the sky, and the temperature dropped rapidly!

From twenty degrees, it dropped directly to zero!

Scientists were overwhelmed and put on their coats to keep out the cold. They looked at the sudden heavy snow and didn't know why.

And they soon learned from the radio channel that the entire Arctic region is cooling down!

They are the cooling center here!

The weather forecast shows that in five hours, the temperature may drop to minus ten degrees!

They raised their heads and looked forward.

That glacier that was destined to melt this summer!

"It...should not melt this year..." a scientist said.

……………………………………

Kunlun desert.

On a hot afternoon, a group of bored rich second-generation explorers are trying to drive across the desert of death.

These people are basically from the Federal Empire.

Most of them are for excitement.

"Although the highest temperature in the Kunlun Desert this year has reached more than 40 degrees..."

"But don't worry everyone, this is just the maximum temperature..."

Organize this group of rich second-generation people to sit in an off-road vehicle with air conditioning and air-conditioning, and say to the people in the team through the radio: "Today, the weather is very good, even now, the temperature is only less than 40 degrees. !"

"We strive to arrive at the campsite today..."

"I'm telling you..."

"In this desert, there are many interesting places!"

"As long as you can afford it, you can even take an ice bath!"

Taking an ice bath in the heart of the world's hottest desert sounds exciting to explorers.

"Wonderful!" An arrogant voice said loudly on the radio: "Tonight's ice bath in the camp is all covered by this young master!"

"My son-in-law has the right to speak his mind!"

"When you arrive at the camp, just let the manager of the camp find me to sign the bill!"

Suddenly, there was cheers on the radio.

"Young master is right!"

"Young Master Quan is bold!"

To be able to take advantage of it, even the rich second generation is in awe.

Suddenly, there was a scream on the radio.

It was a woman's cry.

"What's wrong?" the organizer immediately asked over the radio.

"Our tires..." A panicked voice came from the radio: "It's melted!"

boom!

Before the other party's voice fell, the organizer's vehicle was rubbed by the hot desert sand and smoked.

Then……

Almost everyone's vehicle has a breakdown.

The people who were still laughing and laughing just now fell into panic in an instant.

This is the desert!

The endless Kunlun Desert!

As they stepped out of the car, the fiery heat wave immediately surrounded their skin.

Scared them to get into the car.

However, the brightness of the sun is getting higher and higher!

The temperature keeps rising!

"I'm going to fuck your uncle!" Someone yelled angrily on the radio: "Fifty-three degrees! Did you tell me forty degrees?"

The entire convoy suddenly jumped.

They began to call satellite phones for emergency help.

Half an hour later, several rescue helicopters from the Federal Empire in Kunlun arrived.

Save these rich second-generations who were almost dehydrated by high temperature roasting.

And their vehicle, which has been roasted at high temperature, is about to explode!

The Kunlun Desert, today's temperature has created the highest record ever!

The maximum core temperature is over 65 degrees!

Even on the edge of the desert, the temperature is as high as fifty degrees!

Now, the Kunlun Desert has become a barbecue site!

In the hottest areas, the gravel is baked.

But at the other end of the Kunlun Desert, in the South Kunlun Republic, which has not had rain for three months.

Dark clouds, lightning and thunder.

A heavy rain is accumulating!

Countless Kunlun people raised their heads and looked at the sky, and they shed happy tears!

Because of this rain, they have been saved, their children have been saved, and this fragile country has been saved!

Thanks to 'Mr Chrome' for the 1000 points!

Thanks to 'Book Friends 20170823033523685', 'Jeniz', and 'Blizzard Blade' for each 100 points!