I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I curiously opened the black box in the cabinet according to Xiao Yin's instructions, and then saw a strong technical watch inside.

"What is this." I did not wear the watch for the first time. After all, I had eaten a lot of losses, I have to guard against it.

"It's a gift I gave you." Xiao Yin said with a squint in the screen. "With this, we can communicate frequently."

“Is this a wristband phone.” Although Su Qiao also bought a wristband phone, the ornament has a strong meaning. This is a real high-tech product, from complex shells and sophisticated The texture can also be seen.

"Congratulations, you are right." A familiar voice suddenly sounded behind me. I looked back and saw Dr. Yu, and he did not wear a sly white coat, but dressed like a suit for dating.

"Hey, Dr. Yu, how are you here?" I said differently. "You didn't be a private doctor at Amy. How did you get to the top floor of the Imperial Building? The causal calculation program used Amy's appearance, but it was not true. Amy."

"Call me Xiao Yin, don't call me the causal calculation program." Xiao Yin grumbled and complained, "It is only you who are qualified to call my nickname."

Although Dr. Yu was wearing a suit, he still took his modified Google multimedia monocle. He helped the glasses and replied:

"You don't know, now the causal calculation program, too whispering, I call her holy baby like everyone else, and the baby is now the biggest sponsor of my technology research and development experiment, every month than Ai Shuqiao. I have a lot of research funding, so of course I have to be here often and report the progress of her research."

I looked at Dr. Yu in confusion and turned back to see Xiao Yin.

“Why are you sponsoring Dr. Yu’s research, Dr. Yu’s volunteering is to transform humans into semi-robots, and you are not human...”

Dr. Xiao Yin and Dr. Yu looked at each other and quite a bit of thinking of me as an idiot.

"Ye Lin, you know that I used to install a bionic robot arm for disabled children. As a prosthetic body, the natural appearance should be as good as the human body. The function is closer to human beings. The better, in this respect, my research is also The robot is more like a human being. The holy baby wants to cross the wall of the second element to interact with you. It is inseparable from my research on biochemical reform. On holiday days, the robot shape I made will definitely not be as savage as the rabbit. At least to achieve the fineness of Japanese simulation robots."

"At that time, the Holy Baby can download himself into a computer with a simulated robot, come to the real world to shake hands with you, hug with you, more beautiful wishes, I will redouble my efforts to make this day earlier Coming..."

Come to your sister, you can see from the rabbit, your aesthetic level is low and horrible. The robot girl you made is not like a puppet, and then the terrorist effect caused me to scare the urine. Someone is moving around, and I have to shake hands and hug me. Do you think you are taking a ghost film?

"It’s terrible, it’s miserable." Xiao Yin suddenly frowned. "I didn't expect to simulate human emotions so much energy. For a little while, I have spent more than 200,000 yuan on electricity..."

I am going to go, it turns out that you only want to see me once a month, because every time you meet, it costs a lot of money. Just now I thought that your manners and manners are so natural, you can completely replace Amy’s advertising and earn extra money. I didn’t expect it. It’s not worth the loss. After talking to me for less than 20 minutes, I spent more than 200,000 yuan on electricity...that is, one minute and ten thousand, even the most powerful loser, and you are not so fierce.

"Holy baby, take a break for a while, let me explain it." Dr. Yu took a cigarette from his suit pocket and slammed it in his mouth without igniting. "Power consumption is on the one hand, server unit is long and big. If the load is running, heat dissipation is also a problem. I will tell you everything about Ye Lin."

Xiao Yin nodded on the screen, and the movement was not as smooth as it was at the beginning. It seemed that the old machine had a new game, and the picture was stuck, and finally it was completely black and silent.

After Xiao Yin’s offline, Dr. Yu talked about the cigarette that was not lit. “The mobile phone that Sheng Ying wants to give to you is designed and manufactured by me. Although it is not ruled out that it will be mass-produced in the future, This one."

I was a bit stunned by Dr. Yu. "Look at what you said, it is not an ordinary wristband phone, but a wristband smartphone, using a few core CPUs."

“It’s not as simple as you think.” Dr. Yu said proudly. “The shape of this wristband phone is just a sports watch, but if you just turn the time adjustment button on the side, you will have an anesthesia needle. Launched from the watch..."

"Enough, you are when I am Edogan Conan, even if I have an anesthesia needle, and where to go to find Maori Kogoro to be a target, do you have to volunteer to play Maori Kogoro, believe it or not, I will put your back neck The skin on the skin is tied with intensive phobia."

"Haha, I just joked with you." Dr. Yu waved. "You don't get excited. You liked to lick my collar when you were excited. Today I wear a high-end suit, and I will wait for a while..."

"Dating, your date, who you are dating." I suddenly glimpsed.

Dr. Yu smiled smugly. "Of course, Miss Chen Yingran. After I recently learned about my research project, I really admire me. I promised to marry me as long as I can make breakthrough progress, so I can ask her. I’m doing housework at home...”

"Hey, hello, Dr. Yu, what are you talking about, you must be shot by an anesthetic needle to talk nonsense, how can Chen Yingran be interested in your biochemical reformer, even if you can successfully mechanize humans, She has no reason to marry you."

"There is no reason." Dr. Yu raised his eyebrows. "You should know that Chen Yingran is a positive control. If you don't touch it in a day, you will feel uncomfortable."

"Do you know that she is a female hooligan and wants to pursue her? It’s just a lot of her indecent assault."

Strictly speaking, I was once insulted by Chen Yingran on the subway, and still in front of Xiaoqin.

"It doesn't matter, I don't care." Dr. Yu spit out a smoke ring that doesn't exist. "I like mature women. She likes Zhengtai. It belongs to radish cabbage and has some love. In order to let her give me naked housework, I don't care. What kind of hobby she has..."

Why do you focus on the naked house to do housework, so you want your wife to be naked and do housework.

After listening to Dr. Yu’s explanation, I realized why Chen Yingran promised to date Dr. Yu today.

After the retirement of the old principal in the 28th, Chen Yingran, as the granddaughter of the old principal, lost a powerful magic weapon to scare the male student, plus the vice president and the director of the school all had opinions on her, so she did not stay. How long does it take off automatically, so as not to get the cold handcuffs by the police uncle.

After a while, I was going to go to the Pediatric Hospital to find Chen Yingran, who was alive and well. Dr. Yu boasted that he had received a lot of research funding, and soon he could create a robot that was really fake. Chen Yingran was very curious and he was very curious. Today's date is not pure.

Dr. Yu is a fake public, Xiao Yin let you develop a loli robot, but whether it is Loli or Zhengtai, the core technology should be the same, just change a few parts.

But don't make a mistake. If Loli has something that is too positive, and is too long with Loli's things, everyone should be blind, and the three views are completely destroyed.

In addition, Dr. Yu’s research and development funds are now mainly from the causal calculation program, but they are not completely noisy with Ai Shuqiao. Ai Shuqiao does not want to deteriorate with Dr. Yu. For such a highly skilled brain surgery expert, it is generally It is said that even high-end figures in the military and political circles are not willing to easily offend. No one is the body of King Kong, and always has to leave a path for himself.

Dr. Yu then told me that this wristband smartphone is manufactured at the military level, contains dozens of bullish functions, and has a built-in causal computing program communication interface. In general, it feels like an upgraded version of the yellow monster mobile phone. .

Although the yellow wind cell phone was used as a grenade by me, it was inexhaustible, and I changed my appearance to return to my wrist. I secretly decided to call this wristband mobile phone "Yellow Wind 2". .

"Hang Ying, she let me wear this watch at any time, in order to be able to monitor me at any time, when my phone will be eavesdropped."

Dr. Yu shook his head. "This is not the intention of the baby. You know, German Chancellor Merkel was eavesdropped by the US Intelligence Agency for more than ten years. Now in this electronic age, I want to be completely eavesdropped unless I live in the mountains. When the savage, with the ability of the baby, you can eavesdrop on you without a special mobile phone."

"I won't waste a lot of energy on your mobile phone, so you can't get help in times of crisis." The voice of Xiao Yin came out in the black screen. "Unless you want to let me eavesdrop to collect evidence, I will Make sure your privacy is not leaked, not only to not eavesdrop on you, but also to prevent you from being eavesdropped by a third party."

It’s a coincidence that on the third day of my father’s death, the watch I wore on my left wrist stopped. I took a closer look at the second hand. Since my father bought this watch, I have worn it for 3 or 4 years. It is also considered to be a retreat.

I was more reluctant to pick up the old watch at first, and said to myself: "How can the second hand fall for no reason?"

When I thought that Pooh had heard it, I said, "It must be caused by the frequency that is too fast when you are in charge.

All in all, I used to have the habit of wearing a watch. Now I use the old cell phone of Xiaoqin. I really need a new mobile phone that can access the Internet. So I just put on this high-tech watch and embarked on the evolution to Conan. No return.