I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

The pseudonym "Conan" was borrowed from Conan Doyle, the author of "Sherlock Holmes", so I think that I have worn a high-tech watch like Edogawa Conan. Maybe I should start with the name "Lei Dou." "What?"

But if you think about it, forget it. My watch is only equivalent to a smart phone. There is no anesthesia function. Secondly, in terms of fonts, the words "Dor" are very similar to the Korean capital "Seoul." "In case I have solved thousands of murders in the name of "Ye Daoer" in the future, South Korea is afraid to immediately use various experts to prove that I am a Korean. I can't leave them a mouthful.

After the meeting with Xiao Yin once a month, after coming out of the central computer room, I saw that Su Qiao was receiving a group of guests who had set a presidential box, and forced the rabbits to be surrounded by these guests.

It seems that a business celebrity is attending the elementary school son. He heard that the top of the imperial building has a robot with high IQ and can talk to people. He is especially attracted by his father. The successful person also has time and money to accompany his son. When I got up in the morning, I took my son and my son’s friends and made an expensive presidential box. The condition was just to let the rabbits chat with them.

"Robots, robots, your ‘B-2’ is your model or name.” The son of the celebrity asked with a glare at the rabbit.

"Beep, humble humans, who allowed you to talk to me casually." Forced the rabbit to ask in an unfriendly flat tone. "You rely on the WiFi signal I gave to survive the human beings who survived, and are not qualified to call me." The name can only be called for me to force the rabbit or force the rabbit to kneel down."

"Hey, there is a WiFi signal." Several primary school students took out their mobile phones and fiddled with them. "The source is called the ‘savior of humanity.’ This robot is really interesting.”

One of the cool-headed children raised their faces and asked Su Qiao: "Big sister, is this robot made by you?"

"No, no." Su Qiao quickly waved his hand and denied. "I don't have the ability to make such a complicated robot. I am only responsible for receiving your front desk manager..."

At this time, the rabbit was forced to ignore the guests and continued to patrol the corridor. Su Qiaozhong Zhongzhi said to the rabbit: "Please don't leave, these children will not get the WiFi signal you sent, it will be life-threatening."

"But, that's the same." After forced the rabbit to settle down, he said, "You humans can be really fragile. If you leave me, you can't live. Then I have to stay here for a while, and I don't want to use it. Nail licking my solar coating."

"The shape is not sloppy, but this artificial intelligence... is really amazing." The celebrity son was surprised, "Are you really a robot, will there be an actor hiding in your iron shell?"

At a young age, I made such a sensible guess that this kid’s IQ and imagination are good. Not to mention that his appearance and wear are really a bit like Conan. It seems that this place is not a long-term place. I must hurry to avoid Wait a minute for the "Emperor's Top Robot Killing Event" and then I will be involved.

So I waved to Su Qiao, who was busy receiving the guests, and she smiled at me, and then we passed it.

I walked to the VIP elevator, there was another young waitress in charge of control. She saw me coming and going in the top floor. I was very curious about my identity, but I was afraid to make me angry and dare not ask.

With the psychology of mischief, when the elevator descended to the 33rd floor, I said to the waitress: "In fact, I am the same series of robots as the rabbit, but I used a bionic appearance."

The waitress gently applied a little bit of cold sweat on her face. She said to me with a professional smile: "Mr. You are really humorous. If the robot technology has reached this level, then the first one to be replaced is definitely ours. Kind of waiter."

That may not be the case, even if the robot technology will make a breakthrough in the future, the first high-simulation robots produced must be very expensive, so I boldly believe that the first occupation that will be replaced by simulated robots should be the dead houses. Wife.

After coming out of the Emperor Building, the time was close to 11 am. I did not invite Xiao Yin to stay and have lunch at the 36-story music restaurant in the Imperial Building.

Eating a short mouth, taking a short hand, in order to support Amy's daily expenses, let her break away from Ai Shuqiao's economic control, I hope that I can make a lot of money, but at the same time I do not want to rely on anyone, but I hope that I can do this in the way of Sparta by myself.

Xiao Yin has already had a number of enterprises in Dongshan City. It can be called a veritable rich woman. If I am very unprofessional, I will directly ask her for money. It is estimated that she will give it to me.

However, the real man, not relying on the sky, relying on himself, this high-tech watch that Xiao Yin gave me is considered to be her gift (because the first generation of the yellow wind geek will sacrifice, she can’t get rid of her. In addition to this thing, I don't want to accept any benefit from her anymore.

I put this watch on my left wrist, covering the sun marks that I have formed because I have been wearing the watch. Walking in the morning sun, the small square LCD screen that is directly exposed to the sun is still very clear.

This black-based color watch with a golden yellow pattern at the edge is very similar to an ordinary mountain watch. It is not very outstanding. The same thing, on Taobao, it is estimated that two hundred can buy three, but I know in my heart that the shape design has always been not the long term of Dr. Yu. The place where this watch is strong is its function.

In addition to the most basic time-reading functions, recording, video recording, and other things that smart phones can do, he can do it, but the screen is really small. If you want to watch HD movies, it is purely looking for Abuse.

What's more, it can also detect whether there are harmful substances in the air, and even judge the type of harmful substances, so that the wearer knows whether he is dealing with sarin gas or smoke from a fire.

I followed the winter mountain lake slowly, and the watch spoke like a constant vibration to alert me. The text displayed on the screen was: "The carbon monoxide exceeded the standard, the sulfur particles exceeded the standard, and the lead exceeded the standard..."

Your sister's, the air in the lake heart area is so bad, the car's exhaust smog is really unacceptable to pedestrians. It seems that the rest of Dongshan City is not much better. If it is always on the alarm, the alarm will be meaningless. It is.

I had to lower the standard of the alarm a little, which made the watch no longer stop.

After walking for a while, because the sun on the top of the head was too hot, I decided to take the subway home, so that I could both blow the air conditioner and use the smart watch on the subway.

Before going to the car, I went to the bathroom, not to the toilet, but to put on a contact lens in the mirror.

After turning the adjustment button on the side of the smart watch, the surface can be opened, but no anesthesia needle is shot from the inside, but a secret groove is seen inside, and a single contact lens is immersed in the disinfectant.

I don't have myopia. This contact lens doesn't have any degree. I wear it because it is connected wirelessly with a smart watch and can play like Google's multimedia glasses. It is the kind of thing that Dr. Yu often wears. .

Dr. Yu told me that when I originally designed this accessory, he planned to use the shape of the Saiyan combat force detector, but I thought it would be too shameful. I would not agree with it, so I ended up invisible. The design of glasses.

This smart contact lens, invented by the University of Ghent, Belgium, has been slightly improved by the transformation of Dr. Yu, and it can play a mouse-like effect by tracking the movement of my eyeball, if it appears on the contact lens. The "Yes" or "No" selection box, I can first move the eyeball to focus on one of the buttons, then blink to indicate the action of the click.

Such high-tech, even if I am a little resistant to contact lenses, I am not willing to stuff things into my eyelids, it is difficult to suppress curiosity and not try, and Dr. Yu’s words touched me: “With skilled words, this thing can Help you cheat during the exam."

Today is Thursday, when there is a lot of subways near the Imperial Building, but after halfway through the journey, the passengers have increased because of the lunch break, but I have a seat on a first-come, first-served basis and sit there with all my heart. It is fascinating to study the communication between the smart watch and the contact lens on the left eye.

"Hey, I received the text message. Xiaoqin asked me not to go home to eat. I can actually take out any equipment and see it directly on the contact lens. Although I can't directly return the text message, it is still super powerful. what."

Suddenly, there were two strange breaths that caught my attention. One of them came to Zhuang Ni, who wore a black dress. I recently saw her on the subway. After she glanced at me, she showed disgust. The expression then went to the other end of the carriage.

Another wretchedness came from a middle-aged uncle with a briefcase. He stood in the middle of the carriage and stared at the nearby woman. His index finger and **** seemed to have been injured and could not be fully straightened. It is like a chicken paw that has passed the shelf life.

Hey, I remember that when Xiaoqin came to school in the 28th day, he was insulted by a middle-aged man in the subway. At that time, Xiaoqin used the tangled bones to clean up the subway pervert, saying that it was safe to let him The index finger and **** are not working properly for one month...

Wow, it’s just a month, it’s almost two or three years. This guy’s right hand hasn’t returned to normal yet, and he’s sneaking about what he wants to do, and he’s still not getting a lesson. Salty pig hand?

Today, you can be considered unlucky. If you really dare to do it, I will do it for Heaven, and I will pick you up again for Xiaoqin.