I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

There was still a strong wind blowing outside. In order to prevent the masturbation cup from being blown away by the wind again, I first bent down to pick it up from the ground, and wrapped it in a black plastic bag with a big slit open.

Then I had to explain to the class monitor how I used this wicked cup.

"Actually, I didn't have a rolling pin when I made dumplings, so I used it..."

No, this reason is too nonsense. It is reasonable to use eggplant and cucumber as rolling pins (after all, they are all food), but who wants to eat dumplings made with airplane cups as rolling pins!

Although I made a mistake and slipped my mouth just now, it doesn't affect my quick wit and came up with a good idea.

Change the subject!As long as I say that, I can divert all the monitor's attention away!

"Squad leader, your mother has come to Dongshan City! She lived in Amy's principal's building last night. If you don't believe me, you can call her cell phone!"

"What did you say? My mother is here?" The squad leader had an unbelievable expression on his face, "Why didn't I know my mother was back, but you knew it first?"

"Anyway, I didn't lie to you!" I responded seriously and hid the airplane cup behind my back, "She said that she has something important to talk to you about today, even if you don't call her on the phone, you will probably hear from her soon phone?"

It is really unpredictable that my mother came to school without prior notice.The squad leader took out his mobile phone suspiciously and dialed Lin Yumeng's number. I took the opportunity to walk a dozen steps against the wind and threw the airplane cup into the trash can.

"Hello? Mom, what, are you really at school? Why didn't you notify me when you came back..."

In order to confuse the matter of the airplane cup, I asked the monitor to establish contact with Lin Yumeng in advance.

The crisis has not been resolved, and the volcano may erupt at any time.

I was hesitating next to the trash can, but I saw Zhuang Ni walking this way. Her knee injury has basically healed, and she can barely maintain her balance even in the strong wind. The goal of her march is obviously the squad leader.

When I passed by, Zhuang Ni gave me a disgusted look, "As expected of a slag leaf, are you looking for things used by girls next to the trash can? I have to tell everyone not to throw sanitary napkins away."

I didn't have time to refute Zhuang Ni's venomous tongue, but turned my gaze to 20 meters diagonally across from the monitor.

Nima!Isn't that beautiful woman in winter clothes Lin Yumeng?I thought she would finish eating the French chef's breakfast before coming out of the principal's building!The squad leader has already put away his mobile phone, obviously the mother and daughter are going to have a detailed talk face to face!

alarm!alarm!Once Lin Yumeng talks about Shu Zhe with the squad leader, my life as the responsible person will be in danger!Some accidents must be created so that the mother and daughter cannot meet normally!

My brain speeded up, and I came up with the idea of ​​Zhuang Ni in front of me.

"Zhuang Ni, I have very bad news for you! The monitor has a new lily partner, and now she doesn't like you anymore!"

While notifying Zhuang Ni in a serious manner, I pointed to Lin Yumeng's location.

It’s God helping me. When Zhuang Ni turned her head to look over, Lin Yumeng’s beautiful hair was blown up by the strong wind, covering most of her face, so that Zhuang Ni couldn’t recognize that it was the monitor’s mother. , the only thing that can be determined is that the other party is a beautiful woman.

Fierce jealousy burned in Zhuang Ni's eyes all of a sudden, and she strode towards the monitor, but the monitor focused all his attention on his mother, and didn't notice that Zhuang Ni was approaching at all.

"You actually stared at her intently..." Zhuang Ni's hatred deepened.

In order to sabotage the meeting between the class monitor and her mother, I fanned the flames to Zhuang Ni: "Look, they are looking at each other like no one else! Why don't you hurry up and stand next to the class monitor and make some intimate gestures to prove that you and the monitor Relationship?"

Zhuang Ni, who was burning with jealousy, took advantage of the wind and quickly walked towards the squad leader, and while the latter was not paying attention, she was pushed against the trunk of the maple tree.

"Zhuang Ni, what are you doing?" Before the squad leader, who was leaning against the big tree, could react, Zhuang Ni aggressively sealed the squad leader's lips with her kiss, and the intense action made the squad leader unable to breathe for a while.

"Shusha is mine! It's 1 years too early to snatch her away from me!"

After some ambiguous entanglement, the lips of the two girls finally parted. Zhuang Ni still pressed the squad leader against the trunk of the maple tree, and turned her face sideways to announce to Lin Yumeng loudly.

At this time, the wind gradually died down, and Lin Yumeng was able to gather her long hair and reveal her face. Zhuang Ni felt a little familiar after seeing that face, but she didn't react immediately, and she still put on the previous domineering squad leader, The gesture of not letting others get involved.

"Zhuang Ni, what are you doing! You don't pick the time!"

The squad leader scolded Zhuang Ni sharply, but he didn't realize that his mother's face had become extremely ugly.

I estimate that Lin Yumeng's mental activity at this time is as follows:

"Damn it! During the time I was not in Dongshan City, not only my son Shu Zhe was raped, but my daughter Shu Sha was also raped! My son fucked up his daughter Lily, I am a real mother!" What a failure!!"

"Mom, it's all a misunderstanding!" Seeing that Lin Yumeng was about to explode, the squad leader hurriedly pushed Zhuang Ni away and walked over to explain to her mother in detail.

"Mom?" Zhuang Ni was taken aback for a moment, and then she figured out what was going on, knowing that I had taken advantage of her jealousy.

"Okay, Ye Lin, wait..."

Without waiting for Zhuang Ni to finish her threatening sentence, I immediately shouted loudly in a tone like giving a small report to the teacher: "Shusha used to be a nude model for Zhuang Ni! And at that time, she was hugging another girl." Together!"

I'm not lying. "Another girl" refers to Gong Caicai. This incident is a follow-up to the incident of climbing a tree to save a cat.

When I mentioned this matter in front of my mother, Shusha's face turned red, and she stammered in her defense: "Mom, don't listen to Ye Lin's nonsense..."

Lin Yumeng has been suffering from last night until now, so she was very emotional, and she interrupted the squad leader impatiently:

"Shusha, did you really act as a nude model for this Zhuang Ni? And with another girl? Are you talking about Lily?"

Lin Yumeng was so angry that she didn't even call the squad leader's nickname "Sasha", but called her by her full name.

The monitor quickly explained in embarrassment: "Mom, you misunderstood! The reason why I became a model was because I lost a bet or something! It's because Zhuang Ni has been pestering me, so I didn't talk to Lily with her!"

However, this defense touched Zhuang Ni's g point. Zhuang Ni raised her brows and stood between the class monitor and Lin Yumeng. said:

"It was indeed a bit of a misunderstanding just now, but I, Zhuang Ni, will marry Shusha in the future! I am very serious about her! I hope Auntie will not hinder us!"

here you go!I couldn't help but secretly gave Zhuang Ni a thumbs up, so Lin Yumeng's main attention was shifted to whether the class monitor was engaged in Lily!At least I can live a little longer!

Zhuang Ni's words caused Lin Yumeng's facial nerves to become functionally disordered. She stared at Zhuang Ni with a leaden face, and Zhuang Ni stared back without hesitation.

"Did I hear you right? You want to marry my daughter? Aren't you a girl yourself?"

"What's the matter with all the girls?" Zhuang Ni stood proudly, "Many countries in the world already support same-sex marriage, and I will definitely marry Shusha!"

"What about Gong Caicai?" I booed from the side.

"Gong Caicai will be my concubine!" Zhuang Ni admitted unequivocally.

After discovering that Zhuang Ni, who was pursuing her daughter, also wanted to have a "husband" and multiple wives, Lin Yumeng finally went berserk.

"You shameless little girl, stay away from my daughter! I hate doing things like Ji and Lily the most! You have watched too many foreign animations and become crazy!"

That... Zhuang Ni's lily hobby really has nothing to do with watching foreign anime, Xiaoqin is the one who is crazy about watching anime.

"Auntie, please don't hurt people." Zhuang Ni said seriously, "Shusha will be very happy after marrying me. It's ten thousand times better than marrying that scum next to me, right?"

don't!Zhuang Ni, you managed to stabilize the hatred of the boss, don't transfer the hatred to me!

Seeing Lin Yumeng's extremely unfriendly eyes turned to me again, I hastened to say: "Actually, actually, I have no objection to Lily! But I always think that monitor and Gongcaicai Baihe are more suitable!"

"What do you mean?" Zhuang Ni really caught the trick, "You mean that I am not worthy of the monitor?"

I raised my eyes and looked at the sky with a nonchalant attitude, "I didn't say that, but it's obvious that the squad leader likes Gong Caicai more than you!"

"Is it true?" Zhuang Ni held the class monitor's shoulders tightly, "In your eyes, Gong Caicai is more important than me? You had a plan to abandon me, and then went to the world of two with Gong Caicai ?"

Being questioned like this in front of my mother, the class leader was so embarrassed that she cast complaining looks at Zhuang Ni and me, but didn't know how to explain it for a while.

"Gong Caicai is not only your junior high school classmate, but also your roommate?" Lin Yumeng interjected, "I remember you two are really close, don't you just hug her and act as a nude model for others?" ?”

"No, no!" The squad leader, who was blushing like an apple, waved his hands hastily, "We are not hugging each other! Cai Cai and I are not related to Lily either! Mom, why are you so impatient today!"

Nonsense, both son and daughter are bent, are you not in a hurry?

"It's too cold outside to be a place for conversation," I suggested. "The squad leader and the others haven't had breakfast yet. Why don't you go to the cafeteria on campus to have breakfast? My family's shares are there, so let me be the shareholder!"

"Alright," Lin Yumeng replied coldly, "We must clarify this matter! By the way, call me Gong Caicai too, I want all parties involved to be present!"

Cafes that feature maids and waiters are rarely open so early, and today I broke the convention at my request.

Since this meeting was relatively private, only Lin Yumeng, monitor, and Zhuang Ni were seated in the entire coffee shop. Gong Caicai was also called by Zhuang Ni's phone.