I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

"Excuse me, what can I do for you?"

Gong Caicai, who came to the coffee shop, wore a pair of framed glasses, because the first class was about to start in half an hour, so she looked very embarrassed.But even so, she didn't dare to go against Zhuang Ni's will, which made this lady with glasses look so pitiful now, making people feel sorry for her.

"Squad leader's mother looks so scary..." Gong Caicai's first impression of Lin Yumeng was probably like this, because Lin Yumeng was worried about her son and daughter, Gong Caicai, to her, It's just one of them who seduced his daughter Lily.

Lin Yumeng chose a seat for six people, but she occupied the left side of the coffee table by herself, and let the monitor, Zhuang Ni, and Gong Caicai sit side by side on the long sofa on the right side of the coffee table. Interrogate the prisoner.

By the way, I sat on the stool next to me as a witness and informer.

The waitress on duty this morning is Su Qiao. She served everyone a hot breakfast with coffee at my order, but everyone's appetite didn't seem to be very strong.

"What's the matter?" Su Qiao asked me quietly when serving me the meal.

While waving my hand to her, I put on a bitter face, "Basically, parents find out that their children have a puppy love, and then disagree."

"Puppy love?" Su Qiao glanced at Lin Yumeng's table, and then said in surprise, "Why can't I understand? Usually, shouldn't parents be facing a man and a woman? Why are they all girls, and they are still three?" indivual?"

I couldn't help smiling bitterly: "The monitor's mother is very angry because of this!"

When Su Qiao was called back by the back kitchen, Lin Yumeng just caught up with Lin Yumeng to look Gong Caicai up and down.

The soft natural curly hair, unconfident eyes, and the spectacle frame that slipped an inch from the bridge of the nose due to repeated bowing and nervousness, all of them make Gong Caicai look timid and the opposite type of Zhuang Ni.

The only place that can appear strong is probably the two peaks that cannot be concealed on the chest, right?It was an existence that even Lin Yumeng could not compare to, and it also showed charming flexibility every time Gong Caicai apologized.

As soon as Gong Caicai sat down next to the class monitor, Lin Yumeng asked her very unfriendlyly, "You are the one who seduced my daughter, shameless little girl No. [-]?"

"No, shameless?" Gong Caicai was unprepared for such an evaluation, and immediately froze from head to toe, and there was a stone statue named Gong Caicai next to the squad leader.

"Mom, it's too much for you to say that about Cai Cai!"

The squad leader defends his best friend and roommate righteously.

"Caicai is a very kind and well-behaved girl, she never seduced me!"

"Cute?" Lin Yumeng put her slender index finger on the bridge of her nose as if thinking, "I used to think that you and Xiao Zhe were very cute, but it turns out that you have done these good deeds!"

The squad leader frowned slightly, "What's wrong with Xiao Zhe? Mom, did you meet Xiao Zhe before you met me?"

Seeing that Shu Zhe's affairs were in danger of being exposed, I hurriedly interrupted: "Shu Zhe's affairs can be discussed later, Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai are only related to Shu Sha, let's find out about Shu Sha first! "

Lin Yumeng took a sip of coffee as a default, and she also knew that it was not a good occasion to talk about Shu Zhe in front of Zhuang Ni and Gong Caicai.

The squad leader cast doubtful and questioning eyes on me, as if he wanted to know why I was so anxious to sell my teammate, and insisted on telling Lin Yumeng about her suspected Lily.

If there is a way, I don't want to do it, but Shu Zhe's secrets are life-threatening, and I must do everything possible to prevent Lin Yumeng from telling the squad leader.

At the adjacent table, Lin Yumeng looked stern, the class monitor was serious, Gong Caicai bowed her head in silence, and Zhuang Ni went her own way.

"Zha Ye, I remember you said that breakfast is your treat, right?"

Zhuang Ni suddenly turned her head and asked me.

"I invited you, what's the matter?"

Zhuang Ni tapped the coffee cup with her fingertips, making a crisp sound—she didn't take a sip of the hot coffee inside.

"I don't drink coffee, replace it with black tea."

There are so many problems!Normally, I would have to chat with her, but now the atmosphere is weird, more things are worse than less things, so I had to ask Su Qiao to change her to black tea.

"Make the black tea less drinkable!" I whispered an additional order to Su Qiao, but unfortunately the black tea in the coffee shop is made from ready-made tea bags, even if Su Qiao deliberately sabotages it, it won't be much drinkable.

Zhuang Ni changed the black tea in front of Lin Yumeng, apparently not taking the majesty of the other party seriously, so Lin Yumeng's interrogation object returned to Zhuang Ni.

"Gong Caicai aside, Zhuang Ni, I saw you molesting my daughter with my own eyes, and you said that you will marry my daughter in the future—you must have caused my daughter to behave like this!"

"puff!"

Su Qiao, who was sitting behind the bar, was drinking a cup of coffee to warm up her body. After hearing what Lin Yumeng said, she sprayed it directly.

"So the so-called puppy love is lily love!?"

Most women have the soul of gossip, Su Qiao pricked up her ears to receive the sound wave message here.

Zhuang Ni took several sips of her black tea before answering Lin Yumeng's question.

"I like the monitor, and I have liked it since I was in junior high school. My test scores are closely behind the monitor, and I am in the top ten every time, but I don't care about the test scores at all. With my accomplishments in painting and programming, I Now you can support a whole family in a first-tier city. What's wrong with entrusting the squad leader to me?"

Zhuang Ni's words were arrogant, but she didn't lie.To this day, the female painter in Shanghai is still trying her best to recruit Zhuang Ni to be her teacher (it’s like asking Zhuang Ni to be her apprentice), and Zhuang Ni has learned from Fang Xin and discussed her programming skills with Xiao Yin many times. It’s no small feat. According to Xiao Yin’s evaluation, compared with the algorithm written by Zhuang Ni, the search algorithm of a certain big website is like a British plague chicken fried with Taiwanese gutter oil.

Lin Yumeng's eyes almost spurted blood.

"I'm not the kind of mother-in-law who wants a house and a bride price, but the one who wants to marry my daughter should be a man! Sasha, what do you think? Do you like men or women now?"

It was difficult for the class monitor to answer this question. It was obviously against his will to say that he liked women, but he was embarrassed to say that he liked men.

After thinking about it, the squad leader said: "Mom, Zhuang Ni and I are just ordinary friends. She did kiss me, but I just took it as a prank. There is no more intimate behavior between us!"

Only then did Lin Yumeng calm down a little.

"Can I understand that Zhuang Ni is thinking of you unrequitedly? What's the situation with Gong Caicai? Have you and Gong Caicai done anything beyond friendship?"

"No," the squad leader said firmly, "Caicai has always been my good friend! The relationship between me and Caicai is a pure friendship!"

"Aunt Lin, it's really like this." Gong Caicai, who was slightly relieved of the petrification, nodded and said, "The squad leader has been taking care of me. I really haven't seduced or seduced her! I respect the squad leader very much!"

The squad leader and Gong Caicai affirmed each other, and overturned Zhuang Ni's jealousy, which was defined as "unrequited love".

"Hey, you two, don't make it sound like you are my victim! Squad leader, in the name of protecting Gong Caicai, you have actually taken advantage of her a lot, right? As far as I know, you two often take a bath together, right? And when they take a bath together, they wipe each other's bodies!"

"What's the point?" the monitor retorted, "We both live in the same dormitory, we can save water by taking a shower at the same time, and it's not a special thing to wipe each other's bodies!"

"Why not special?" Zhuang Ni complained, "You never let me wipe your body for you!"

"That's because you grope every time!"

"Okay, okay, let's not pursue the matter of taking a bath. Some time ago, when the weather was cold and the heating was not on, you and Gong Caicai slept in the same bed! You two don't know how many things I have done to kiss me It’s gone! I’m actually excluded!”

The squad leader blushed, "That's because the weather was too cold, and the two of us were watching TV on our mobile phones together, and we managed to cover ourselves up warmly. Wouldn't it be too cruel to let Caicai go out again?"

The monitor frowned halfway through the conversation, she turned to Gong Caicai and asked, "How did Zhuang Ni know about this? Didn't I warn you not to mention it to Zhuang Ni!"

"Yes, I'm sorry!" Gong Caicai bowed her head in shame and apologized, "I accidentally slipped the tongue when Zhuang Ni was discussing TV dramas with me! I'm so useless! Obviously sleeping with the class monitor in those few nights was very warm and very Sweet, I haven't even had a single nightmare..."

"Isn't it more than one night?" Zhuang Ni was so jealous that her eyes were about to burst into flames.

Lin Yumeng on the other side also realized the seriousness of the situation, she knocked heavily on the table and made a "boom".

"Sasha, you used to be a nude model with Gong Caicai, right? Why can you face naked with Gong Caicai so frankly? Maybe you didn't accept Zhuang Ni's courtship, but you and Gong Caicai The current relationship is too close to Lily! Your character originally likes to protect the weak, so compared with Zhuang Ni, you have no defense against Gong Caicai at all! If this continues, you will be attacked by Gong Caicai unconsciously !"

"How can there be such a thing?" The monitor retorted dumbfoundingly, "It's not so abnormal for girls who are close friends to take a bath together and sleep in the same bed? And I can't imagine that Gong Caicai would attack anyone..."

"It's this kind of thinking that is dangerous!" Because of Shu Zhe's relationship, Lin Yumeng was already in a panic. She stretched out her right index finger and pointed at Gong Caicai's nose——

"This girl looks non-threatening, and at the same time can inspire others' desire to protect. Sasha, you protect her too often, so that she has developed a dependence on you! The way she looks at you is not an ordinary classmate And friends! I think she likes you as much as Zhuang Ni! She needs you and can't live without you! I remember her type is called... called 'Temptation'!"

I wipe! Bl nouns such as "attack" and "inducement" have come out, Aunt Lin, you are an expert!Do you still secretly read BL novels online in the research institute?Are you a corrupt girl like PHS?

Incompetent!If you, Aunt Lin, are a rotten girl, you should be happy that your son is gay!Sure enough, such things as "Ye Gong loves dragons" have existed in ancient and modern times...