I’m Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl

I should have observed the whole process of Lin Yumeng's interrogation with the squad leader, but I ran a long way in the morning to chase the plane cup, and my stomach got a bit cold, so I really want to go to the toilet now.

In order to avoid tragedies such as "sit tall and become tall", I went to the men's restroom close to the employee passage as quickly as possible, but when I came out, I found the monitor waiting for me with a serious face.

"Ye Lin, what on earth do you mean? What good does it do you to let my mother have such a misunderstanding?"

The restroom is far away from Lin Yumeng's seat, and there is a pillar in the middle. It seems that the monitor is using the restroom as an excuse to question me.

I felt ashamed, so I hurriedly put my hands together and apologized to the monitor: "Well, I also acted helplessly. If the monitor promises not to shoot me with a shotgun anyway, I will tell you why I did that..."

The squad leader half-closed his eyes, "What did you do to offend me? Could it be related to my brother?"

You guessed it right, a woman's sixth sense is really strong!I hesitated for a moment, and the squad leader immediately grabbed my right wrist.

"Tell me, what happened to Xiao Zhe? Why do you think I'll hit you with a shotgun?"

I am full of conflicts whether I should tell the truth now. At this time, Xiaoqin's scolding sound suddenly came from the staff passage beside me.

"Wow! You actually flirted with others behind my back!"

"Now is not the time for you to be jealous!" I looked at Xiaoqin with a face full of embarrassment, only to find that she was not wearing a girl's uniform, but was wearing the hooded sweatshirt of the stand-in man, and tied her short hair behind her head With pigtails, she looks a lot like a boy.

Xiaoqin walked unsteadily, as if she was drunk.

"Did you drink?" I wondered, "Where did you drink?"

"I want you to care!" Xiaoqin deliberately made a neutral and slightly hoarse voice, "Pooh hid beer in the refrigerator in the bedroom, I drank some last night when I was in a bad mood! Who told you to touch my woman? Not too happy Let go of your hands!"

Eh?Eh! ?Didn't Xiaoqin eat my vinegar, but the monitor's vinegar?Little Overlord's personality doesn't like me, but the squad leader! ?

Before I could figure it out, Xiaoqin came over and shoved me roughly, trying to pull the squad leader into her arms.

"Little girl, don't pay attention to the wild donkey, just follow me..."

Xiaoqin was quite drunk, she giggled, not only wanted to wrap her arms around the monitor's waist, but also touched the monitor's chest in a very hooligan way.

"Don't come here to make trouble!" If it was normal, the class monitor might be a little patient, but now, when his mother suspects that he and his female classmate Lily, Xiaoqin's appearance can be said to be very untimely.

The squad leader raised his eyebrows, moved half a step to the left to avoid Xiaoqin's Lushan's claws, then used police grappling to grab Xiaoqin's wrist, and twisted it obliquely, intending to subdue Xiaoqin.

Xiaoqin let out a "Huh", because she was drunk, she was indeed passive at first, but she practiced martial arts since she was a child, and when her body was attacked, she would have a conditioned reflex. The damage that may be caused by the grappling technique is completely removed, and then it falls back to the ground steadily.

"Hmph, what a trick! Did the trick fail?"

Xiaoqin glanced at the squad leader complacently, then suddenly bullied her body, and instantly twisted the squad leader's left hand behind her back, skillfully making the squad leader lose his ability to resist.

When it comes to close combat and physical skills, the class leader is really no match for Xiaoqin!

"Don't be afraid, little Shasha, I won't hurt you!" Xiaoqin called out the squad leader's nickname, the evolution version, and pushed the squad leader back into the hall. At the same time, she fell into the sight of Lin Yumeng and others.

Lin Yumeng saw her daughter being caught by a man dressed in neutral clothes and was about to have a fit. I chased after her and shouted, "Xiaoqin, don't mess around! You don't know what you're doing when you're drunk!"

"She is Xiaoqin?" Lin Yumeng asked in surprise, "I remember Xiaoqin is not a girl?"

Zhuang Ni on the opposite side showed a wry smile, "Xiaoqin mistook herself for a boy every time she got drunk, and she caused us a lot of trouble."

"I'm a boy!" Xiaoqin with sharp ears said angrily, "You guys who don't have a little jj are not allowed to speak ill of me! The squad leader is mine, and none of you are allowed to touch her in the future!"

"What's going on?" Lin Yumeng asked Zhuang Ni, "I've heard that Xiaoqin has gender cognitive impairment, but why did she say that my daughter belongs to her?"

The squad leader was restrained by Xiaoqin's arms, and his body could not be arched forward. His flowing long hair blocked a lot of sight, and he looked very embarrassed.

"Xiaoqin, don't joke with me, my mother is over there! Don't let her add more misunderstandings!"

"Why are you afraid of misunderstanding?" Xiaoqin snorted, "It's not like you haven't slept with me before! Why do you have to pretend that it doesn't matter in front of your mother?"

"Slept, slept!?" Lin Yumeng's muscles tensed up, and it seemed that she was about to crush the coffee cup by her hand.

"I can't tell, Sasha, you are so unrestrained! Not only have you slept with Gong Caicai, but you have also slept with this little Qin!? How many other bedmates do you have that I don't know!?"

If I could hear Lin Yumeng's complaints, it would basically be the above.

"You are a girl like me!" The class monitor emphasized angrily, "You are only aggravated by drunkenness and aggravated gender cognitive impairment! You don't have... and you don't have a little jj either!"

The squad leader, who had a sore arm and was anxious, uttered that unsightly word, and Gong Caicai, who was beside Zhuang Ni, immediately covered her face with a red glow, and fell into a state of complete silence.

"Nonsense! Nonsense! Who said I don't have a little jj!"

Xiaoqin, who was on alcohol, pressed the squad leader's back, forcing the squad leader's upper body to lie on a coffee table, so that the buttocks naturally tilted back, forming a shameful and imaginative posture.

"Tell you to spread rumors! Tell you to say that I am not a man!"

Xiaoqin hit the squad leader's buttocks with her crotch, causing the squad leader's uniform skirt to swing back and forth, and at the same time making the squad leader's face look like it was painted red.

Although Xiao Qin held down the squad leader after a few symbolic collisions, everyone in the room was stunned by the terrible process.

Su Qiao covered the lower half of her face with her dinner plate, watching the next development with surprise and curiosity.

Lin Yumeng was so angry that she could hardly speak—in just half an hour, this was the third girl she met who was suspected of being a lily with her daughter.

"You, you..."

Gong Caicai was completely petrified when she saw the squad leader whom she respected and adored on weekdays being pushed down on the table by Xiaoqin and "aggressed" with rather rough movements.

Zhuang Ni couldn't stand it anymore, she patted the table heavily, and shouted to Xiaoqin: "Let go of the monitor! Even if someone can treat the monitor like this, that person should be me!"

While pressing down on the monitor to prevent him from getting up, Xiaoqin showed her canine teeth and gave Zhuang Ni a hard look: "Don't talk about your small breasts!"

Zhuang Ni, who was always sharp-tongued, was stunned for a moment before angrily countered: "Are your breasts so big!?"

"I'm a man, so I don't need to have breasts!" Xiaoqin's voice overwhelmed everyone.

"Xiaoqin, calm down, let the squad leader go first!"

I intend to go to save the squad leader, but Xiaoqin is very vigilant, and I may hurt the squad leader if I go there rashly.

"Let go of my daughter!" Lin Yumeng walked towards Xiaoqin angrily, and I hurriedly stood in the middle.

"Aunt Lin, don't be impulsive, Xiaoqin is more violent than me when she's drunk! Don't act recklessly!"

"Then let her hold my daughter like this?" Lin Yumeng couldn't swallow this breath.

"Mom, don't come here." The squad leader raised his face on the coffee table with difficulty and said, because his chest was compressed, his voice was a little out of tune.

The squad leader knows how high Xiaoqin's fighting power is. There is no one in the coffee shop who can subdue Xiaoqin without injury. The most sensible way is to resolve it peacefully.

"Xiaoqin, I won't argue with you about your gender, can you let me go first? My arm hurts and it's going numb."

"It's okay to let you go," the domineering Xiaoqin spewed hot air from her nostrils, "If you admit that you like me, I'll let you go!"

The squad leader looked like he was about to cry.

"Don't make me say this in front of my mother! There's no reason to force others to say they like you..."

"Anyway, I won't let you go unless you tell me!" Xiaoqin raised her voice, "Not only do you have to say that you like me, but you also have to admit that I'm your only boyfriend!"

Zhuang Ni couldn't help interjecting: "Xiaoqin, you are too hardworking! When you brought Gong Caicai to the Science and Happiness Teaching as an undercover agent, didn't you say that you were Gong Caicai's boyfriend?"

"So what?" Xiaoqin curled her lips, "I asked the class monitor to admit that I was her only boyfriend, but he didn't say that she was my only girlfriend! Gong Caicai stayed like that, in order not to hurt her. Others lied to me, so I had no choice but to accept her too!"

"Scum!" Zhuang Ni slapped the table with both hands and stood up, "How can you be in two boats!"

"You have no right to accuse me!" Xiaoqin looked contemptuously, "You have been in two boats for several years!"

"Let go of the monitor! The only person who can hold the monitor down is me!"

"Joke! If you don't use intrigue, have you beaten the squad leader? The squad leader's grappling technique for recruiting the police just now is enough for you! If you have the ability, come and save the squad leader! If you dare to come over, I will suppress you too! "

Zhuang Ni and Xiaoqin spoke to each other, and Lin Yumeng's eyes were bloodshot when he heard it, and he was about to lose his mind.

Nima!How many lily objects does Sasa have?And these people seem to have a relationship with each other!Is it 4p? 3p is no longer enough, so did you use 4p with two attacks and two receptions?Your circle is really chaotic!

After much deliberation, the person most likely to persuade the drunken Xiaoqin was probably her roommate and best friend Xiong Yaoyue, so I called her on the mobile phone a few minutes before the first class and told her to rush to the coffee shop emergency.

Xiong Yaoyue is worthy of being a good athlete, she flew from the teaching building to the scene in less than 5 minutes. As soon as she entered the hall, she saw the discordant scene of Xiaoqin overwhelming the monitor.

"I'm going! Xiaoqin, what are you doing? After all, you still drank my beer secretly, right? Don't play crazy with the squad leader! The squad leader didn't offend you!"