I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

Tiny tie-pin microphones in the throat, bone-vibrating headphones on the inside of wigs, button cameras on shirts...

This set of valuable professional-level cheating equipment is that Araki Sosuke, after seeing the "difficulty of the written test" yesterday, did not hesitate to sacrifice a few [beep...] village dairy limited autographed books that he snapped up on COMI last year. "Tuxiazuo" was prepared by Hou Hailudou, a "super hacker".

"Okay, this position is fine, let me see... the first question, which of the following actions is more likely to cause the spirit body to 'resentful spirit'... According to the information, it should be A. Help recall the painful death process..."

"Oh, okay, I was very helpful, the next question, please..."

"Second question selection... Zizizi... Araki-kun, can you hear me... Zizizi..."

Just as Araki Sousuke began to answer the questions with a look of excitement, Atsukai Ludou's voice was gradually drowned out by the chaotic electric current.

"Zizizi... crackling... woo... beep..."

"Uh, it's so noisy, my ears..."

The sudden strong and piercing electric sound, like three strong men shouting and jumping out of the grass, forced Araki Sousuke's sense of hearing without warning.

Pulling off the earphones, he looked up slightly, only to see a proctor of the association, at some point in the front of the examination room, activated a black device with eight antennas like a router.

"Damn it, did you actually use a signal jammer?"

Having completely severed contact with Atsukai and Ludou, Araki Sousuke was like a wild beast forced to the edge of a cliff, exuding a tragic aura all over his body.

"Hehehehe...do you think that I will stop here?"

Smiling maniacally, he narrowed his eyes slightly, grabbed the pencil in his hand, and began to answer the questions directly with bursting veins.

"I'm sorry, I'm the man who wants to become the strongest spirit remover in Japan, how could I not have prepared for the worst!"

As the pencil was drawn at high speed in his hand, Araki Sousuke's sharp gaze gradually became lifeless, and the expression on his face became more and more indifferent, as if he had returned to the tragic time when he was practicing in seclusion and following the Buddhist scriptures at Kawasaki Daishiji Temple...

"Three longs and one short choose the shortest, three shorts and one long choose the longest, two longs and two shorts choose B..."

Piously chanting words of unknown meaning in a low voice like reciting Buddhist scriptures, he blended into the two examinees on the left and right who were also muttering and answering the questions without any sense of disobedience.

"... Choose A for the same length and shortness, choose D for different lengths, and C for invincibility if they are uneven."

PLAN E, THE FINAL, secret technique · seven-character mantra.

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"It's time for the written test, all test takers, please stop answering the questions and hand over the answer sheet to the staff"

"It's over... It's over..."

An hour later, the staff forcibly took away the crooked answer sheet from Sousuke Araki, who had turned into black and white and burst into tears.

"Don't be discouraged, Sousuke Araki, the Exorcist, you haven't reached the point of despair yet, there is still a chance..."

In the toilet, Araki Sousuke wiped away the tears from his face, and rinsed his face vigorously with the tap.

"After all, the written test only accounts for 30% of the assessment score. Even if you get 0 points, you still have a chance to pass in theory!"

Slowly raising his head, he spoke seriously to himself in the mirror.

"Presumably, this is also the space that the organizer deliberately left for a spirit remover with strong practical skills like me."

"Snapped."

Immediately, he slapped both sides of his cheeks vigorously with both hands, leaving two red five-fingerprints: "... Next, whether it's interviews or the practice of removing spirits, they are all areas I am good at!"

A confident smile gradually returned to his face.

"As long as the interview performance is perfect, the score is enough for me to enter the final stage of the 'practice test'! At that time, with my strong physique, ahahahaha..."

"The next candidate for the interview, Sosuke Araki, please come to Room 302 for the interview..."

From the speaker in the corridor, there was a voice announcing the interview, which interrupted the laughing maniacally of someone who was occupying the washstand in the toilet, making other candidates dare not step forward to wash their hands.

After grabbing Yan Baba's oily hair straight again with water, and tightly fastening the tie around the neckline, Araki Sousuke strode out of the toilet with a strong and indescribable breath, and came to the door of Room 302.

"It's unlucky to meet Vice President Chang Tian who is known as the 'Devil Interviewer'. It's really embarrassing for me..."

At the same time, a monk was walking out of the interview room with a pale face and a weak body, as if he had suffered a spiritual blow.

"It's over again... I heard that Vice President Chang Tian, ​​who is in charge of the daily affairs of the association, has always been very harsh on interviews. I really hope I won't be drawn into that room..."

Seeing the monk's painful expression, the candidates waiting for the interview in the corridor all showed sympathy.

"Hmph, a bunch of weak chickens...Interviews are a game only for the strong!"

Glancing disdainfully at the young monk who passed by him, Araki Sousuke pushed the door open with an irresistible momentum, as if he was opening the gate of hell.

"Next, I'll show you the true strength of the man who has been interviewed 250 times (1 time successfully), known as the 'Demon of the Great Interview'!"

In the dim room, three interviewers in suits and leather shoes were sitting solemnly opposite him, flipping through a thick stack of resumes in their hands.

In the corner on the right, there is a man sitting alone, who seems to be in charge of the interview record alone.

If you are a novice interviewer, you may have already been dissuaded by the terrifying momentum of the "5P start" in the field at this moment.

However, this scene was exactly what Sosuke Araki had experienced (failed) countless times, and he was so familiar with it that he couldn't be more familiar with it.

"Smithson, you have been waiting for a long time..."

With a sunny but decent smile, he first greeted him casually.

"My lord, Sosuke Araki, is a man who aspires to become the number one exorcist in Japan..."

Then, he bowed at ninety degrees to the three interviewers in a dignified and decisive manner.

"In the future, please give me more advice!"

Interview Secret Technique No. 1: Take the initiative to say hello, take the initiative, reconcile the momentum, and demonstrate strong communication and coordination skills.

"Nice opening, Araki Sousuke! 』

One-eyed goggles, sharp eyes, a suit with a looming neckline, and this "powerful bow dedicated to the extreme" set off, fully exuding Araki Sousuke's strong "criminal atmosphere".

"Araki-kun, please sit down, please introduce yourself..."

As if overwhelmed by his aura, an interviewer on the left tremblingly beckoned him to sit down.

"Very well, the rhythm of the interview is completely under my control, and the next thing is to..."

I heard that a million words must be a god, and sure enough, if I write a million words, I will become a god...

Mental illness.