I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

"Introduce yourself, no problem, my name is..."

Before he could sit down, Sousuke Araki began to introduce himself with a smile and a very fluent and expressive tone.

"That's right, it's time to show off the gorgeous self-introduction that copied "Self-Cultivation of Job Seekers" and has been honed over and over again!" 』

Interview Secret No. 2: Well-prepared self-introduction, showing mature and elegant conversation, and rich life experience.

"Ahem, no need..."

An interviewer sitting in the middle coughed softly and interrupted Sousuke Araki with a somewhat familiar voice.

"As for self-introduction, I have already done it on the subway before... right, the former head of the Shibujing Great Kendo Club, Araki Sousuke."

"ha?"

Seeing the face of the interviewer in the middle with almost zero hair on his head, Sousuke Araki's movements instantly petrified.

This is a Mediterranean middle-aged man who looks slightly familiar...

At this moment, his bridge of nose was covered with stretched glasses, and his fragmented glasses were barely pieced together with transparent glue. Inside his swollen lips, an incisor tooth was missing for some reason, and was rushing into the air crazily with a grin.

The Mediterranean interviewer sitting in the center was the idiot uncle who was "elbowed with a gentleman's battle ax" by Sosuke Araki on the subway more than three hours ago.

"By the way, I forgot to introduce myself... I am Hiroshi Tsuneda, the vice president of the Exorcist Association, exempted from Exorcism Level [2], and codenamed "Buddha Office Worker"..."

"Of course, some people like to call me 'Hiroshi right behind'"

As the interviewer, Tokita Hiroshi introduced himself instead of one of the candidates for some reason.

Then, he gritted his teeth and looked at the young man opposite him with a half-smile: "...Today, I will definitely take the interview with Your Excellency very seriously. Then let's start it impatiently. Why are you still dazed? Please sit down, Araki-kun?"

"That, that, I didn't expect that the vice president, who is well-known far and near and has always been regarded as a model in the industry, would actually interview me in person. I was a little flattered for a while, ah ha ha ha ha..."

Smiling palely, Araki Sousuke sat down tremblingly.

He could imagine that his current complexion must be uglier than that of the monk who just left.

"Sousuke Araki, 23 years old, Shibuya University of Economics Department of Sociology, majoring in ethics. He was the head of the kendo club and won the 65th All Japan University Kendo Tournament... No wonder your elbow is so powerful..."

Hiroshi Toda adjusted his glasses and read the resume in his hand with great interest.

Facing the teasing question from the other party, Araki Sousuke sneered guiltily: "Don't dare to take it, it was a misunderstanding before... Yes, in fact, the subway brakes were too sudden at that time, which caused me to miss the upper handrail... "

"Possess qualifications such as large-scale special vehicle exemption, large-scale automatic two-wheeled vehicle exemption (revocation of the re-examination), kendo exemption and pass-through qualifications, etc., have worked as a store manager in a convenience store, a food delivery worker in a front hall, a sleep tester in a haunted house, etc. Occupation, I received a 30-day closed counseling at Kawasaki Daishiji Temple after my inspiration awakened... Life experience is quite rich."

Ignoring Araki Sousuke directly, Tsuneda Hiroshi continued reading.

"The vice-chairman has won the award, but I have a wide range of interests, and I usually pay attention to self-improvement through grassroots practice, so I have worked in many industries..."

Hearing the other party's harsh tone, Araki Sousuke's face couldn't help wrinkling into a ball in pain.

"So, you think you have beautified your resume, and we don't know about it? Long after your qualification review, we have obtained the relevant files of the candidates from the Metropolitan Police Department..."

The corner of his mouth slanted disdainfully, and Hiroshi Tsuneda took out a piece of paper from the other side of the file, and read it with a sneer: "I used to be a trainee brother in Nuluoquan, a large-scale polar organization, and recorded 106 counseling times at the police station. The crowd participated in a large-scale underground car race, obstructed official duties at the South Honmoku Wharf, and assaulted the police... If you read correctly, you should still be on bail right now?"

"Listen to me, there are various reasons behind those bad records..."

After hearing this large section of information, fine beads of sweat slowly appeared on Araki Sosuke's forehead...

"...Moreover, your Excellency resigned from the convenience store before, it seems that it was because some dishonorable hobby was exposed."

Three photos, ruthlessly scattered on the ground from the hands of Hiroshi Toda...

Araki Sousuke, wearing a convenience store LOGO hat, embraced "enthusiastically" with several black men, and was "friendly communication" with each other with whips...

Araki Sousuke was naked, tied firmly with red hemp rope in the posture of "eight armor binding", hanging in mid-air, enjoying the hot wax drops...

Araki Sosuke played with his body in a flexible posture that is difficult for ordinary people to hold "props"...

This is an unsightly poster made with compositing software with Araki Sosuke as the main character in the original "Gongdao Dragon Group"!

"Aren't these photos deleted? Where did you get them... No, the point is not here! These are all made by compositing software. If you want to prove it, I can show the 'parts without moles' for comparison... "

Looking at these photos scattered on the ground, Araki Sousuke has completely turned gray, lost all fighting spirit, and his voice is getting smaller and smaller.

"It's over early, my, the 251st interview"

"I don't need to explain. I've seen a lot of little bastards like you who like to abuse violence, don't obey the rules, and have obscene hobbies. If it weren't for your luck, you were lucky enough to receive a few days of counseling training at Kawasaki Daishiji Temple. I'm not qualified to sit here for an interview..."

"Tsk tsk, I deliberately exaggerated it into a '30-day closed counseling with food and lodging included', thinking that I am the reincarnation of the Buddha, do you want to make offerings to you?" 』

With wave after wave of questioning, the soul gradually pulled away from Araki Sousuke's face, and his eyes began to become numb.

It's like a primary school student who started the "perfunctory mode" under the teacher's reprimand.

"Look at your outfit, hairstyle, and tattoo that can't be covered. What did you look like during the interview?"

Completely ignoring whether the other party was listening to him, Hiroshi Changtian put the information aside, folded his hands on the table, and showed a serious expression: "A formal spirit remover needs to give the person involved and the people at the scene the information immediately. Trustworthy impression... From this point of view alone, the counterfeit who sold exorcism water passed you better than you!

"Although the ascetic monk's inspiration is so weak that he hardly has any, but at least his 'levitation technique' seems to be incomprehensible, and he can also make the client drink the 'evil spirit retreating water' to suppress his saliva."

"Forget it, according to the process, I will give you a chance. Show off your spiritual strength and skillful techniques, and the staff will record it."