I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

On the seemingly endless highway, long refrigerated trucks, like drunken centipedes, walk dangerously between the guardrails on both sides along the S-shaped route.

At such a high speed, as long as you touch the guardrail a little, the only result is to rush out of the lane, and the car is destroyed.

And all of this is due to the two mothers-in-law in blue clothes with white hair and green clothes with gray hair who repeatedly wandered around the car, running at high speed.

It is under their violent and deadly impact that the truck will take such a strange driving route.

"It's okay to have black, yellow, and white ones, but there are also blue and green ones... It's okay to have such a strange taste in clothes..."

Sousuke Araki, who was full of veins and gritted his teeth, put the cart back on track with all his attention. From the corner of his eyes, he was keenly observing the actions of the mothers-in-law on both sides, constantly receiving the powerful impact that hit the other party that was enough to knock the cart over.

"By the way... These two, what kind of mother-in-law are they?!"

Before he finished speaking, he saw the blue-clothed and white-haired mother-in-law on the left, suddenly opening her shriveled mouth wide enough to swallow a whole human head...

"Wow la la la la..."

Even though the head-on gust of wind crazily poured into the constantly trembling mouth, her abdomen also swelled up, becoming even more exaggerated than pregnant Liujia...

As the air flowed into her body, her speed soared in a straight line, and she even overtook the front of the car all of a sudden, and slammed into the bumper from the side.

It seems to be answering someone's question with practical actions.

"Wait a minute, breathe in? Is your working principle really scientific..."

"Don't think that just by increasing the air intake, you can call yourself a 'Turbo Granny'! 』

Araki Sousuke flexibly accelerated ahead of time, and adjusted the direction deviated due to the impact in time, still roaring angrily.

"Terbo... puff puff puff puff crackling..."

Amidst the sound of firecrackers breaking through the air, I saw another green-clothed and gray-haired mother-in-law at the right back, continuously spewing out a foul-smelling black resentment from her buttocks...

Boosted by this mighty breath, her whole body was ejected like an intercontinental missile, and slammed into the rear of the big truck.

"Nitrogen accelerates?!! What do you usually eat? Normal people can only expel ammonia gas from it!!!"

『So, 'Grandma Jet Turbo' is you, right? Who came up with such an exaggerated name? ! 』

"Bang... bang..."

Following this "hip push", the sound of something heavy breaking and falling to the ground sounded from behind.

"No!!!!"

After being hit hard by this, the half of the car's tailgate, which was already shaky, broke directly from the car body and flew towards the endless road behind.

"It's completely, it's over, it's over...not only me, but even Uncle Watanabe's transportation career..."

What made Araki Sousuke scream his heart out was not the compartment door leaving him and the air-conditioning inside.

Instead, boxes of "A5 grade 28-day matured Kobe Wagyu beef" worth thousands of dollars, fluttering out following the door of the carriage and falling continuously along the road...

Looking at the Wagyu that kept walking away from him, Araki Sousuke seemed to see that his savings number, which was already less than four digits, suddenly began to increase...

However, there is a minus sign in front of it for some reason.

"Hey, Gong Xing... Oh, sorry, are you already asleep?"

Veins bursting all over his head in anxiety, Araki Sousuke took out his mobile phone while driving to avoid the impact of the two mothers-in-law, and dialed someone's number.

"It's like this. I'm running a 'big deal' in my hands. Suddenly something happened. I'm in a hurry. I can only find you..."

"That's right, that's probably what I want you to do... In short, this is related to my transportation business, involving hundreds of millions of yen in the sale of 'goods'!"

"Hmm... what are you talking about? Of course it is the kind of 'goods' that are as expensive as gold and are only for the rich to enjoy, you know! 』

After hanging up the phone, Araki Zongjie's face was slightly relaxed, and he held the steering wheel intently, with a sinister smile on the corner of his mouth: "Next, we must get rid of these nasty mother-in-laws before we start to act over there."

The mineral water in the carriage was used up, and "Xiao Zongsuke" who still didn't feel any urination...

Araki Sousuke, who had to stay in the cab to control the vehicle, was tied up. Apart from the tragic way of spitting out of the window, he seemed to have no means of counterattack...

"If you want me to go to Thailand for plastic surgery and come back to debut in a girl group, go to the sea to make movies when I get older, and finally fall into the red light district to be summoned and can't pay off the debt, don't blame me for disrespecting the old and loving the young..."

As soon as the accelerator was stepped on, the big truck suddenly ran away and came to the side of the "turbo mother" who was still crazily pumping in and out.

"Let's decide the outcome!!!"

Rolling down the broken car window, Sosuke Araki held the steering wheel with one hand, leaned out half of his body suddenly, and grabbed the blue-clothed and white-haired "Grandma Turbine"...

However, the speed was too fast and the distance was not enough. Sosuke Araki's grab only took away part of the grievances from the mother-in-law's body, and didn't even touch the corner of her clothes.

Bearing the impact of the two mothers-in-law, Araki Sousuke adjusted his direction again. When the turbo mother-in-law came to the front of the car, he opened the door and kicked hard on the inside of the door...

He wanted to take advantage of the car door that was thrown open suddenly like a hidden weapon, to "beat the cow across the mountain" and smash the mother-in-law beside him to pieces.

It's a pity that things backfired, perhaps because the force of the kick was too great, the car door broke directly from the body, flew out like an intercontinental missile, and passed the mother-in-law.

"...Damn it, I didn't intend to kick the car door off!"

Araki Sousuke's whole body instantly turned ashen, and he looked at the doorless cab beside him wanting to cry without tears.

The snot and fine sweat all over the face drifted away lonely with the gust of wind pouring in madly.

"Jie Jie Jie Jie..."

At the same time, the Turbine mother-in-law seemed to be annoyed because her grievances were taken away, and she went straight into the driver's cab of Wumen, squatting between Araki Sosuke's legs, laughing wildly with her big, toothless black mouth, opening her mouth to bite. ...

"You still dare to laugh at me, it's all your fault!!!"

If an ordinary person sees such a wrinkled mother-in-law's grimace between his legs while driving, his heart will probably stop beating instantly...

"...Keep an inch, do you know that the last guy who did this has already been wiped out by me and thrown into the trash can?!"

But at this moment Araki Sousuke was so angry that he didn't care about the weird and delicate position in front of him. His thick legs were facing the "Grandma Turbine" who opened her huge mouth below, exposed her black teeth, and wanted to choose someone to eat. ...

Fluorescent white light spots burst out from the doorless carriage, and escaped soundlessly along with the airflow.