I’m Really Unnerved In Tokyo

"Puff puff puff puff crackling..."

Seems to be stimulated by the experience of "becoming a Buddha between the legs" by his companion, the "TURBO mother-in-law" on the other side instantly doubled the amount of black energy gushing from her buttocks...

"Bang! Crack..."

With a violent momentum, she also knocked down another rear door at the rear of the car.

"Bang...boom..."

Perhaps seeing Araki Sousuke's legs as strong as iron pincers, this "Jet TURBO mother-in-law" just continued to hit the rear of the car, and had no intention of coming to the front of the car.

"Grandmother, it's so warm inside the carriage... Bah... Why push the cart outside with the cold wind blowing, why not come in and sit... Bah, Bah, Bah..."

Seeing the soaring speed of the car, Sousuke Araki stuck his head out helplessly, loudly "invited" the mother-in-law who was "working hard to push her butt" at the rear of the car, and spit out a glob of saliva at her in the form of a "pea shooter" from time to time.

"Damn it, if you can hit it like this at a distance of ten meters, you can probably buy a lottery ticket."

Licking his chapped lips, Araki Sousuke gave up this meaningless move.

Although when I was in the fist of anger, I saw a brother who was a few meters away, spit saliva on the opponent's face as accurately as a bullet...

But that's not a stunt he can epiphany in this situation, either.

"Boom boom boom boom..."

Just when Araki Sousuke was at a loss, an extremely familiar, piercing sound of exhaust exhaust sounded from behind.

"This is……"

In the rearview mirror, a hot dark red high beam was lit.

"Warring States..."

A ferocious heavy locomotive full of dark red flames and inverted teeth, with the momentum of crushing everything, rushed from behind at high speed!

"……warrior!"

Seeing this figure, Araki Sosuke, who was "lonely and helpless" all the way, couldn't help but burst into tears, and emotionally called out the other person's name...

As soon as the words fell, the mighty warriors of the Warring States Period had already come behind the mother-in-law who was constantly spewing black air.

It broke through the black air like a ghost, and hit the "TURBO mother-in-law" fiercely in the middle of the legs with the fast-rotating wide wheels...

Combination skills: Plasma blasting tornado head tilting; Burning tires and hot chrysanthemums.

Suffering from a ruthless backstab, the "TURBO jet mother-in-law" took the "exhaust gas" gushing behind her, and under the crazy friction of the locomotive tires, she drew a strange arc and was precisely pushed all the way into the doorless cab...

"Uh ah ah ah..."

Then, after she collided with the frightened Araki Sousuke face-to-face, they shattered into white light...

After doing all this calmly, the Sengoku samurai came to a position parallel to the side of the cab as if nothing had happened.

"Samurai of the Warring States Period... You must have sensed that I was in danger, so you came so far from Tokyo..."

Wiping off the white spots on his face, looking at the warriors of the Warring States period outside the car, Araki Sosuke couldn't help but burst into tears.

"It's not in vain that I've fed you with delicious food and drink all these years, and I've even taken you for major maintenance from time to time..."

"Huh? You said you were hungry and needed to refuel, otherwise you wouldn't bother to come to me?"

Then, his expression froze on his face because of the accusations from the warriors of the Warring States Period: "What do you mean I didn't go home for two days and two nights, but ended up slapping on this kind of unaesthetic fat woman in the middle of the night?! "

"By the way, I'm here to support my family and sacrifice my body to earn some hard money. Otherwise, where do you think the usual maintenance and refueling expenses come from?!"

Like the heroine of a TV drama about suffering, Araki Sousuke tearfully recounted his difficulties.

"Stop, stop, stop, how did you know that I took the 'Evil Ghost Jet' to do the whole body SPA essential oil maintenance plus this package, but only give you the special price of motor oil?"

"Others were money-making tools at the time, and they couldn't be compared with a gold-swallowing beast like you... No, how do you have memories of that time?" ! 』

Faced with the sudden and merciless accusations from the warriors of the Warring States Period, a certain person was suddenly at a loss and sweated: "The current situation is not the time to discuss these..."

"Huh? You said that there is a mother-in-law who runs faster than you..."

"Swoosh...swoosh...swoosh..."

Suddenly, a deafening sonic boom exploded behind the truck, mercilessly interrupting Araki Sousuke's words.

"Boom!"

Just when Sousuke Araki's eyes turned to the empty rearview mirror, a tooth-piercing crash sounded behind him.

A large truck with a weight of nearly 30 tons, including its car and cargo, also shook violently...

Under a strong sense of crisis, Araki Sousuke's golden pupil in his left eye spontaneously divided into nine parts...

Eight rounds of silvery-white full moons spun crazily around the scorching sun in the middle!

The world in his eyes became extremely slow in an instant.

"About the names of these mothers-in-law, they are called differently in different places... In some small places, they are called Granny Sonic..."

"sound……"

In the almost static world, Uncle Watanabe's previous words resounded in his mind.

"speed……"

As if in a slow-moving video, Araki Sousuke turned his head back with great effort, watching the solid steel plate behind him deform a little bit from the corner of his cracked eyes, and then burst apart after protruding a human figure...

"...Grandma!!!"

A mother-in-law who was not wearing any clothes, maintained a running posture, and was burning with pale gray flames, suddenly smashed through the steel plate and appeared in front of Sousuke Araki.

"So, this mother-in-law Sonic, because she ran so fast that she couldn't see it with the naked eye, she even saved clothes and fabrics? 』

Looking at the mother-in-law who suddenly appeared in front of him, naked and shriveled, more exaggerated than in some convenience store magazine, Araki Sousuke's mind went blank, and his thinking became confused.

"These gray and white things are the power of ghosts and gods?" 』

This is the first time he has seen this gray-white energy.

According to Master Hongfa, what possesses this color energy is the "power of ghosts and gods" that condenses the power of faith and resentment together.

Could it be that the "Grandma Sonic" in front of me absorbed the power of faith from the passing drivers through the small shrine in the service area, thus becoming the body of ghosts and gods? !

All in all, the sonic mother-in-law just dragged the umbrella-shaped sound barrier like a bullet fired into the doorless cargo compartment, piercing through the thick heat-insulating steel plate between the cab and the cargo compartment, and entered the cab...

"Crack."

The moment Granny Sonic appeared, all the glass inside and outside the cab shattered.

If the doors hadn't fallen, the windows had been rolled down, and the windshield was made of laminated glass that wouldn't splinter...

I am afraid that at this moment the two people in the car have turned into blood men in the high-speed explosion of glass slag.

After rushing into the cab, the distance between Sousuke Araki and Sousuke Araki was less than half a meter. The mother-in-law, who was moving at the speed of sound, did not show any intention of stopping and continued to charge forward.