People are running for men, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning

[Congratulations, you have achieved proficient guitar playing! 】

Xiang Long was a little disappointed when he saw this news.

First, because piano playing is not my favorite skill,

The second reason is that the skill level is only mastery, not directly a master like massage.

According to the system, skill levels from low to high can be divided into:

There are seven levels in total: amateur, beginner, proficient, proficient, expert, master, and grandmaster.

However, Xiang Long then thought again. If he could trade 100,000 people for a proficient guitar player, he would not be at a disadvantage.

After all, this is still the fourth level. Among ordinary people, it is already at the top.

Those who are proficient in the following expert levels, in reality, are considered to be the best in the industry, and the masters can already be ranked in the long history.

That is to say, he first obtained a master-level massage, and then he felt that his proficient guitar playing was just a bit unsatisfactory.

“Forget it, just play guitar, it’s better than being like some unpopular Hujia.”

Come to the living room,

Xiang Long saw Huang Lei and He Ling sitting down on the cushions to chat.

“Xiang Long, why don’t you go take a shower first, or else you’ll have to wait in line to take a shower later.”

He Ling said to Xiang Long.

There is only one bathroom in the mushroom house. If there are many people coming, it will be inconvenient to take a bath.

“Okay, then I’ll go up first.”

Xiang Long was not polite and immediately went to the second floor to take a shower.

Looking at Xiang Long going upstairs, Huang Lei smiled and said:

“You know, I just like Xiang Long’s character. He’s not pretentious or has stage fright.”

He Ling also nodded:

“The most important thing is that he is really funny, good at doing variety shows, and he can also inspire other people.”

Just like today’s Peng Peng, there were only a few scenes in the previous program, but today, under the leadership of Xiang Long, there have been several highlights.

Huang Lei thought for a while and asked his true thoughts through a joke:

“How about we recruit Xiang Long next year and find a big brother for Peng Peng and Zifeng?”

He Ling immediately heard Huang Lei’s true meaning, and was very moved when he thought of Xiang Long’s performance today.

But then he thought of something else and said with a smile: “Xiang Long has only been out for a month and has already attracted so much attention. We may not be able to afford him next year.”

That’s what he said, but Huang Lei knew that He Ling had actually agreed to the idea of ​​inviting Xiang Long.

He smiled, and after understanding what his old partner meant, he did not continue the topic.

Studio,

After hearing the conversation between the two, netizens also expressed their agreement:

[It’s great to invite Xiang Long, Xiang Long is so interesting! 】

[I raise my hands to approve Xiang Long’s entry into the Mushroom House! 】

[I feel like Xiang Long and Mushroom House go well together. Whether it’s the interaction with Peng Peng or the interaction with my sister, it’s all very fun]

[Sister: Are you sure it’s fun to interact with me? 】

[Haha, if Xiang Long is here permanently, then my sister might have to fight until dawn with Wusan in every issue]

[Zhang Zifeng: Don’t come over! ! 】

Boys take showers very quickly.

Only ten minutes later, Xiang Long came down from upstairs in his pajamas.

They saw He Ling, Huang Lei and five people sitting around the table talking and laughing.

Xiang Long moved in his heart and came to Bai Lu, then deliberately flipped her hair on top of her head.

In an instant,

The water drops falling from his head before it was completely dried.

“Xiang Lili, are you sick?”

Bai Lu stretched out her foot to kick Xiang Long’s calf.

“ah!”

Xiang Long pretended to be in pain and fell down, sitting next to her.

Seeing the two people fighting naturally, He Ling deliberately teased:

“Hey, Xiang Long, you two have only been apart for a few minutes, and you can’t wait to come out and tease us, Lulu?”

Xiang Long was so thick-skinned that he said without changing his expression:

“Teacher He, to be precise, I am reminding Teacher Bai in my own way that it is time for her to take a shower.”

“Who believes this?”

He Ling asked Peng Peng: “Peng Peng, do you believe it?”

“I do not believe.”

Peng Peng immediately shook his head.

Xiang Long coughed lightly and said seriously: “Peng Peng, you should say ‘I believe’ at this time. Only in this way will the program be more effective. You can’t be so honest.”

“Ah, is that so?”

Peng Peng suddenly realized it, and then said to He Ling: “Teacher He, I believe it.”

puff!

Everyone laughed.

“Hey, no…isn’t it right?”

Peng Peng asked, scratching his head in embarrassment.

“What’s wrong? Isn’t this good?”

Xiang Long suppressed his laughter and said seriously: “Look how happy everyone is laughing. Doesn’t this prove that the show is effective? Peng Peng, keep it up.”

“that’s true.”

Peng Peng felt that what Xiang Long said was reasonable and nodded in understanding.

Seeing this,

Everyone laughed louder.

[Damn it, Peng Peng looks like the silly son of a landlord]

[What does it mean to be sold and paid back? This is it! 】

[Peng Peng, thank you for giving me renewed confidence in my IQ]

[Peng Peng, please be more careful! 】

[If Xiang Long really moves into the Mushroom House next year, I feel that Peng Peng will be played by Xiang Long…]

[As long as you have a little bit of heart, it’s not as if you don’t have a heart at all]

Mushroom house.

When everyone stopped laughing, He Ling smiled at Peng Peng and said:

“Peng Peng, your brother Long is joking with you, can’t you tell?”

“ah?”

Peng Peng was stunned: “But I think Brother Long is right. If I don’t believe it, it does seem to be more effective…”

Hearing this, He Ling gave up completely:

“Forget it, I don’t have any hope for you in terms of IQ.”

Then, he thought of something and asked Xiang Long: “Xiang Long, I remember that you seem to be quite strong, right?”

Before Xiang Long could answer, Bai Lu nodded eagerly and said:

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lili is so strong!”

Xiang Long was the man who carried her on his back for an hour without blushing or out of breath.

“Well, Peng Peng, do you want to compete with Xiang Long in the leg-tuck game? We lost a bit in terms of intelligence, and we will try to win back the victory in terms of strength.”

He Ling asked Peng Peng.

In fact, he knew that Xiang Long would probably win in a competition of strength. The reason why he said this was just to give Peng Peng a few more shots.

Peng Peng didn’t think much about it. When he saw He Ling’s suggestion, he immediately agreed.

Xiang Long saw He Ling’s original intention, but since he was a guest from afar, it was natural for guests to do as they pleased.

Subsequently,

Xiang Long and Peng Peng each moved a chair and sat facing each other.

“Would you like to hold on or close first?”

Xiang Long asked.

The so-called leg-clamping game is when one of two people puts their legs together, and the other person uses his own legs to clamp the other person’s legs to prevent the other person from spreading.

“I’ll hold on first.”

Peng Peng thought for a while and said.

“Can.”

Xiang Long naturally didn’t care and sandwiched Peng Peng’s legs between his legs.

Anyway, with his body modified by the super serum, he would have to kneel even if the world’s strongman champion came.

Peng Peng didn’t know this. After getting ready, thinking of his experience at noon, he said to Zhang Zifeng and He Ling:

“Teacher He, sister, I need your encouragement. Can you give me a little cheer?”

He Ling rolled his eyes, but still shouted with great support:

“Come on Peng Peng!”

Zhang Zifeng also smiled and applauded:

“Brother, come on!”

Seeing this,

Xiang Long looked at Bai Lu eagerly:

“Teacher Bai, I also want…”

“what do you want?”

Bai Lu asked blankly, pretending not to understand.

“Just like them.”

Xiang Long pointed at Zhang Zifeng and He Ling anxiously.

“oh–!”

Bai Lu suddenly realized and said, “I’ll give it to you right now.” Then she put her hands in a trumpet shape near her mouth and shouted:

“Come on Peng Peng!”

Xiang Long: “…”

Hahahahaha!

He Ling and others all laughed.

“Bai Mengyan, you——”

Xiang Long looked at Bai Lu with trembling lips, his eyes full of shock.

Bai Lu suppressed her laughter and asked innocently: “Didn’t you say you wanted me to be the same as Teacher He and the others?”

“I……”

Xiang Long looked at me for a long time, and finally shook his head, as if he wanted to vent his disappointment on Peng Peng, and growled:

“Peng Yuchang, come on!!”

Peng Peng trembled with fright and said hurriedly:

“Brother, don’t be angry, Sister Bai Lu won’t cheer you up, I will cheer you up!”

After speaking, he raised his right hand and shouted:

“Brother Long, come on! Brother Long will win!”

? ? ?

Xiang Long opened his eyes wide, never expecting Peng Peng to say such a thing, and couldn’t help laughing.

He Ling and others also held their stomachs and laughed.

[Hahaha, this part makes me laugh to death! 】

[First Bailu betrayed, then Peng Peng also betrayed]

【666, who is playing with whom in this game? 】

【Mission Impossible】

[Sister: We are about to fight to the death, why does Your Majesty surrender first? 】

[Peng Peng, thank you for your cheer and encouragement – I support Xiang Long]

[I wanted to watch a variety show to help me sleep late at night, but ended up laughing so hard that I couldn’t breathe]

[The laughter was so loud that my mother thought I was having a seizure, so she kicked in the door and came in and wanted to take me to the hospital…]

Mushroom house.

After everyone’s laughter stopped, He Ling wiped his tears and said:

“Okay, okay, you two, stop making trouble and hurry up and compete.”

Xiang Long and Peng Peng looked at each other, and then Xiang Long stretched out his hand to signal Peng Peng to exert force.

“dragon

Brother, be careful! ”

After saying that, he got lucky, tightened his legs and pushed them out.

Then……

There’s no after that.

Peng Peng looked at Xiang Long who was calm and composed in front of him in shock, his eyes full of disbelief.

He only felt that his legs were not clamped by Xiang Long, but by two walls.

“Peng Peng, push harder, I’m ready.”

Xiang Long said with a smile.

“Okay, then Brother Long, I’m really going to use my strength this time.”

Peng Peng took a deep breath again and shouted:

“Open it for me!!!”

There was silence in the air.

Xiang Long’s legs remained motionless.

“No, Peng Peng, what are you doing? Don’t use force on your mouth, use your legs as well.”

Huang Lei actually saw the reason, but still urged it deliberately.

“Teacher Huang, I…I’ve tried my best!”

Peng Peng blushed and went to break Xiang Long’s legs, but they still didn’t move.

at last,

He simply moved the chair, pulled his legs out from between Xiang Long’s legs, squatted to Xiang Long’s side, held Xiang Long’s thighs with both hands, and stretched them.

But even so, no matter how hard he suppressed his face and ears, Xiang Long’s legs still seemed to grow on the ground, motionless.

In the end, he was so tired that he collapsed directly on the ground, panting heavily and waving his hands and saying:

“No…I can’t do it anymore. I give up. Brother Long is so big——”

“Um?”

Xiang Long opened his eyes wide.

“——What a strength!”

Peng Peng took a breath and said the second half of the sentence.

“You’re going to scare me to death!”

Xiang Long smiled and slapped his forehead.

He Ling and Huang Lei also buried their heads in laughter.

Bai Lu’s pretty face turned red as she hugged the equally shy Zhang Zifeng.

Studio,

The audience also transformed into veteran drivers:

【What’s so big? 】

【What’s so big? 】

【Whose one is so big? 】

[Didi, all the buses leading to kindergarten have left work. Welcome to the adult world! 】

【I’m fed up with the world of instant understanding! 】

[Peng Peng, you can’t be funny, you are driving like a ten-year-old driver! 】

[Review: This big gasp almost sent me away]

[I had just coaxed my mother to believe that I didn’t have convulsions and didn’t need to go to the hospital when I heard this sentence… Now I’m calling my seventh and eighth aunts. Zhang Luo went on a blind date with me and said that I was suffocating at home—— Peng Peng, please clear my name! 】

[Teacher Huang and Teacher He understood me immediately, Ke Lubao, why are you blushing [dog head]]

[Bai Lu: Is Lili very big? I don’t believe it, unless…]

[I am still a child, why should I know this useless knowledge (crazy note-taking)]

【The life you yearn for ×; the yearning for is so big√】