People are running for men, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning

After joking, everyone began to take turns to take a shower.

Bai Lu is a guest after all, so she goes first.

When she came down from the shower, she saw Xiang Long, who was laughing with her, He Ling and others with his back to her. Her eyes immediately rolled and a smirk appeared on the corner of her mouth.

So, she winked at He Ling and others to signal them to be quiet, then spread her hair in front of her face, pretending to be a virgin, and crept up behind Xiang Long.

But just when she was about to slap Xiang Long on the shoulder to scare him, she saw Xiang Long suddenly turned around and shouted:

“Teacher Bai!”

“ah!”

Bai Lu never expected that Xiang Long would turn around at this time, screamed and took several steps back.

“Hahaha!”

Seeing Bai Lu like this, Xiang Long laughed.

Bai Lu also came back to her senses at this time.

“Xiang! Li! Li!”

She lifted her hair, revealing her shy pink cheeks, let out an angry shout, and rushed towards Xiang Long with her teeth and claws bared.

Xiang Long didn’t even have the intention to run. He just held his head and let her hit him hard on the back.

After being beaten again and again, he continued to laugh:

“Teacher Bai, it’s not my fault. The sound of your footsteps going downstairs was so loud and then disappeared suddenly. Even if I didn’t guess that you wanted to scare me, it would be difficult…”

“You still said it, you still said it!”

Bai Lu shook Xiang Long’s body vigorously.

Seeing the noisy scene between the two, He Ling and others all smiled.

The so-called longing for life is just like this, with warmth, laughter, busyness, and slapstick…

After everyone finished taking a shower, it was late at night and everyone started getting ready for bed.

At this time, Xiang Long came to Zhang Zifeng and Bai Lu’s room——

He wanted to give Bai Lu a massage.

“Sister Bai Lu, is your waist bad?”

Zhang Zifeng asked curiously.

“Well, something went wrong during an operation when I was a child, and then I kept filming, and it was all kinds of costumed dramas, and the back injury has been going on…”

Bai Lu lay down on the bed to explain, and then told her sister:

“Sister, if you are filming in the future, you must take good care of your health. As the old saying goes, people are like iron rice or steel… Bah, your body is the capital of revolution, you must not damage your body – Hiss, Li Li, please be gentle, why are you so strong when you come up?”

But Xiang Long had already started massaging her waist.

“It’s not that I’m strong, it’s that your posture is not right. Come on, lift your butt and lie down.”

After several consecutive days of massage, Bai Lu had already become very convinced of Xiang Long’s massage skills. She didn’t refute what she heard and just hummed twice before lying down again:

“Okay, come on.”

“How strong is this?”

“Hmm~ Very good.”

“What about this frequency?”

“Hmm~ It’s also very good. It’s crispy and numb, and I feel like my body is almost floating.”

“”

“It doesn’t matter, come on now, my body can handle it.”

“No, it’s too fast. You have to accumulate feelings slowly.”

“Listen to you, you are…well, you are the professional and the best at this.”

“Okay, then just bear with it, it’s going to be a little painful.”

“Come on, it’s not the first time. I…his, I’m used to it. It feels good after the pain.”

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Snapped……

Xiang Long’s hands formed a bowl shape and began to pat Bai Lu’s back.

However,

What the two of them didn’t notice was that Zhang Zifeng on the side was already blushing, lowering his head and pretending to read, not even daring to glance over here.

The live broadcast room has already exploded:

[What kind of terrible lines are these [face covering]]

[Okay, that’s it for today’s longing, see you all in the domestic area! 】

【Mother! Listen to my explanation, it’s not what you think, I’m really watching a serious show! ! 】

[Brothers, I am blind. What plot was played just now? 】

[I can endure it in the front, but I really can’t stand the ‘pah-pah-pah’ in the back—God, give me a 1! 】

【1? What’s your ingredient in the previous one [surprise]]

[Damn, what are you in front of? 】

【Notice! Notice! There is a large wave of LSP ahead, please be careful! 】

【Big wave? where? 】

[At the age of 13, I have to bear knowledge that I should not bear at this age]

…

…

Naturally, Xiang Long and Bai Lu from Mushroom House didn’t know this.

Even if you know, there is nothing you can do.

Because the reason why the two have so many conversations is purely because otherwise, Bai Lu is likely to make a sound that is even more unbroadcastable.

Soon, after giving Bai Lu a massage, Xiang Long also went back to his room to rest.

A night of silence,

The next morning,

Accompanied by the loud crow of the cock, Xiang Long woke up first.

Then, looking at Qing

The huge pillar in the sky, he sighed quietly.

‘I don’t know when this peerless weapon of mine will be put to use? ’

After a while,

Xiang Long didn’t get up until Ming Jin put away his gun.

After brushing his teeth and washing up, Xiang Long was ready to go for a run around.

As soon as he went out, he saw the photographer yawning and holding the camera to follow him.

“Did I get up too early?”

Xiang Long asked the cameraman embarrassedly.

The cameraman quickly waved his hand sheepishly.

Despite this, Xiang Long still saw the bloodshot eyes in his eyes and smiled:

“Forget it, I’d better not go for a run to save you some energy and just do some exercise in the yard.”

With that said, he went to the yard to do morning exercises.

Hearing this, the photographer couldn’t help but show a hint of gratitude in his eyes.

Even though this was the amount of money he earned, he was still very touched that Xiang Long could think of himself in such small details – no guest had ever done this before.

In the live broadcast room, the small audience also expressed their appreciation.

[Xiang Long is really an empathetic person]

[The details show the true story. Even the photographer sympathizes with Xiang Long, which shows that he has a really good character]

[I thought Xiang Long was just a funny guy, but I didn’t expect his personality to be so nice]

[Family members, Xiang Long will not lose money by investing in shares]

[But Xiang Long went to bed so late last night, isn’t he sleepy when he wakes up so early? 】

mushroom house,

Xiang Long said he was not sleepy at all.

After being strengthened by the super serum, Xiang Long’s energy was outrageous.

After about twenty minutes of activity, Xiang Long felt a little thirsty, so he took a bottle of sponsor’s milk and unscrewed the cap.

Just then, he heard the sound of footsteps on the stairs. When he looked up, he saw Bai Lu coming downstairs without makeup and yawning.

“Teacher Bai, are you awake so early?”

“Woke up by the chicken.”

Bai Lu said with a sleepy look:

“Originally, I wanted to sleep until I woke up naturally, but just as I was about to fall asleep, the rooster crowed, and just as I was about to fall asleep, the chicken crowed again. It was as if he was staring at me…it was so annoying.”

“Ha ha.”

Xiang Long let out an unscrupulous laugh, and then, seeing Bai Lu’s unkind eyes, he quickly stopped laughing and handed her the milk he had just unscrewed:

“Here, Teacher Bai, please drink authentic mother’s milk. It’s delicious and nutritious, and it will wake you up for the day.”

Bai Lu glanced at Xiang Long, took it and took a sip.

Then, she thought of something and asked, “Why did you say this is mother’s milk?”

“ah???”

Xiang Long was stunned: “Of course this is mother’s milk.”

“Why can’t it be male milk?”

Bai Lu deliberately found trouble and asked: “The ingredient list clearly only says milk, and it doesn’t say whether it’s a bull or a cow. How can you be so sure?”

Seeing Bai Lu’s confident expression, Xiang Long almost couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Knowing that she was not awake yet, he said seriously:

“Because the texture and color of this milk are very good. If you look carefully, such good-quality milk must be mother’s milk!”

“I do not believe.”

Bai Lu obviously hadn’t discovered the flaw in her words yet, and still insisted: “I think he might be a male milk!”

Xiang Long couldn’t bear it any longer. Just then, He Ling came down from upstairs, so he quickly pointed:

“If you don’t believe me, ask Teacher He and see what Teacher He says.”

“what did I say?”

He Ling asked curiously.

“That’s right, Teacher He.”

Bai Lu came to Teacher He, pointed at the milk in his hand and asked: “Do you think the milk here is female milk or male milk?”

“ha?”

Teacher He was dumbfounded by Bai Lu’s “wisdom” question: “Isn’t milk produced by cows?”

Um?

Bai Lu’s expression suddenly froze.

All milk is produced by cows?

Milk is produced by cows!

! ! !

this moment,

Intelligent cells finally regain the high ground.

then,

Her fair cheeks quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, from pink to crimson to bright red to deep red…

By the end, the red color seemed so bright that it was about to drip.

Bai Lu felt her head buzzing, as if she had seen that the scene full of wisdom she had just witnessed would be forever engraved on a big pillar called shame…

At this moment, she heard Xiang Long’s hilarious voice coming from behind her.

“Hahahahahaha!!”

Turning her head, Bai Lu saw Xiang Long clutching his stomach and lying on the ground like a big insect in Guqiu…

“Xiang! Li! Li!”

At this moment, Bai Lu finally found an outlet to vent her emotions, shouted, and rode on Xiang Long, her pink fists falling like raindrops.

“It’s all your fault for deliberately misleading me!”

“I am going to kill you!”

“Ahhh! I can’t live anymore!”

“My heroic reputation is gone, gone!!”

Studio,

Netizens have already fainted with laughter:

[Hahahaha, Bai Mengyan, are you going to laugh me to death! 】

[I was a little sleepy at first, but now I am completely energetic]

[Catching the subway early in the morning, the whole carriage echoed with my sister’s goose call like a barbell]

[Bai Mengyan, your IQ has been exposed]

[Um…Am I the only one who understood what Teacher He said after hearing what Lu Bao said? 】

[In front of you, you are not alone, I am also [covering my face]]

[Haha, I was also wondering just now, why was Xiang Long so sure that it was not male milk? 】

[According to probability, shouldn’t the male and female be 50% each? 】

[Looking at the barrage, I found that there are so many people who are as smart as Lu Bao [confused]]

[Suddenly I have confidence in myself again, thank you all the well-wishers! 】