June, I love you, Cat, 7, Phuket, acting awards, all want, rose.

None of these eight answers is appropriate.

Xiang Long hesitated and reached out to the answer board with [7] written on it.

But then, Yao Yitian stretched out his hand to hold it down, shook his head and said, “This answer is no.”

“Why?”

Xiang Long asked.

“Because there is no unit.”

Yao Yitian said: “After the number 7, you can add years, months, days, hours, minutes, and even centuries. This is against the rules.”

“I……”

Xiang Long opened his mouth and wanted to make a quibble, but looking at Yao Yitian’s “cold” eyes, he was defeated in the end.

After scanning the remaining answer sheets again, Xiang Long looked at [June].

Although this answer is very inappropriate for Bai Lu’s question, it makes sense.

then,

He glanced at Bai Lu next to him and took out the answer board with [June] written on it with his trembling right hand.

Yao Yitian glanced at Xiang Long, coughed slightly, and said, “Bai Lu, what is your question?”

“My question is – Lili, if you can add a time limit to our love, how long do you want it to be?”

Bai Lu repeated.

Why didn’t Xiang Long understand Yao Yitian’s thoughts?

He glared at Yao Yitian, closed his eyes, and gritted his teeth and replied:

“My answer is – June!”

puff!

Hearing this answer, everyone in Deng Chao couldn’t help laughing.

“Little Elephant, are you too scumbag?”

“A love with a shelf life of only half a year?”

“How can your answer be worthy of Bai Lu’s deep affection for you?”

“Bai Lu, what are you doing with a man like this? Break up!”

Chen He and others all watched the excitement and made noises without taking it too seriously.

Bai Lu also looked at Xiang Long in disbelief:

“Lili, you…what did you say?”

Xiang Long almost cried and said helplessly:

“Teacher Bai, there’s nothing I can do about it. The rest of my answers don’t fit this question at all. You – just make do with it.”

Hahaha!

Hearing what Xiang Long said, Deng Chao and others laughed even louder.

Even Bai Lu, the person involved, couldn’t help but laugh, but then he pretended to be furious:

“Hey Xiang Lili, how do you want me to cope with half a year of love?”

Xiang Long had an idea and blurted out:

“Because love can turn into family affection after half a year.”

Um?

Hearing this answer, Bai Lu was startled for a moment, then her cheeks flushed and her eyes brightened.

Netizens in the live broadcast room even cheered:

[Love turns into family affection after half a year? 】

[Does this mean announcing the marriage? 】

[Pass on, Xiaoxiang and Bailu are getting married in half a year! 】

[Passed down, Little Elephant and Bai Lu started a family half a year later! 】

[Pass on, Xiao Xiang and Bai Lu will become a family of three in half a year! 】

[Passed down, Xiaoxiang and Bailu already have a child and will be getting married soon! 】

recording scene,

When everyone became quieter, Yao Yitian continued:

“Congratulations to both of you. You have answered three questions. Next, please ask the fourth question.”

With the experience of this third question,

Bai Lu was obviously much more cautious. After lingering over several issues for a long time, she took out a question board and said with a smile:

“My fourth question is very simple. In the previous round of tacit understanding test, we just did -”

Bai Lu looked at Xiang Long confidently and asked:

“My question is, how many times have you been in love before me?”

This question was a temporary addition after she heard Xiang Long’s reminder not to ‘complicate simple questions’.

She knew that Xiang Long was just reminding herself to ask questions that had been answered or appeared in the test just now.

However,

When she asked this question, Bai Lu saw Xiang Long’s face suddenly stiffen.

He lowered his head mechanically and looked at the remaining seven answers in his hand:

I love you, cats, 7, Phuket, acting awards, all of them, roses.

Counting and counting,

It seems, seems, probably, maybe… there is only one answer that fits this question.

But,

Looking at the big ‘7’, Xiang Long felt like crying.

This ‘7’ was originally prepared for Bai Lu’s lucky number, but who knew it would be used here.

“What’s wrong, Lili?”

Bai Lu finally realized something and asked anxiously.

Xiang Long took a deep breath and replied as if he was going to die calmly:

“You ask me how many times you have been in love before, and my answer is – 7.”

When Xiang Long said the last number 7, he almost gritted his teeth and jumped out from between his teeth.

Pfft hahahaha!

Although I had already guessed Xiang Long

He would give this answer, but seeing Xiang Long resisting but having to answer, everyone still burst into laughter.

“Xiao Xiang, I seem to have seen the hot search later – Xiang Long admitted on the show that he had seven relationships before falling in love with Bai Lu.”

“Wow, Xiao Xiang, you are such a scumbag. Not to mention that you have been in love with Bai Lu seven times before, but you are only willing to give Bai Lu a six-month period of love…”

“Xiang Long, you’re such a thick-browed guy, I thought you were a good person, but I didn’t expect you, you know people but you don’t know your heart!”

Deng Chao and others all started joking.

Xiang Long looked shameless and squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, drawing circles.

In the sky, there seemed to be a sad BGM:

Snowflakes are falling and the north wind is blowing~~

Studio,

The audience all laughed like crazy.

[I announce that from today on, Xiang Long will officially be on the list of scumbags in the entertainment industry]

[Moreover, he is a scumbag in a clear and frank manner! 】

[The most important thing is that just half an hour ago, he swore to Bai Lu that she was his first love, let us despise him together (dog head)]

【he——tui! 】

【he——tui! 】

[Resist scumbag men, start from Bailu (dog head)]

[Bai Lu, now you believe it, people like Xiang Long are really not worthy of you – I am different. I have only been in love five times, two times less than Xiang Long! ! ! 】

The audience in the live broadcast room all started making jokes.

And as Chen He said,

In less than a minute, the entry #香龙 scumbag# actually appeared on Weibo’s hot search.

recording scene,

Yao Yitian continues to preside over the process:

“Okay, congratulations to both of you. You have answered four questions correctly. As long as you continue to answer three questions correctly, you will pass the tacit understanding test and you can take on the low-difficulty challenge of tearing off famous brands on the water.”

“Next, please show me the fifth question!”

This time,

Bai Lu didn’t dare to be careless at all.

After all, even the questions she expected to be able to pass were overturned.

After searching carefully among her questions, she chose a question that she thought was fairly safe:

“My fifth question is – what is the biggest lie you have ever told me?”

The biggest lie?

Xiang Long lowered his head and looked at the remaining answers:

I love you, cats, Phuket, acting awards, all of them, roses.

Then,

He just gave up completely.


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