Reincarnated-kun's Bizarre Adventure

When I opened my eyes all I saw was black. I couldn't hear, smell, or feel anything, and when I tried to move arms and legs they wouldn't budge. So I did the logical thing.

I screamed, or at least I tried to scream.

After a few minutes of attempting and failing to scream, I came to the conclusion that I was stuck in purgatory. Why in purgatory though? Why couldn't I have been sent to Heaven, Elysium, Valhalla, or hell even Hell? It's definitely better than being stuck in this sh*tty situation.

Wait...

How did I die again? Am I even dead? Think Luke, how did you die?

...

Wait...

I think I'm remembering something...

I see lots of people and a truck?

.....

Wait...

A truck?

.....

F*ck me I died in the most cliche and sh*tty way possible.

F*ck you Truck-kun and Truck Driver-kun! I didn't even die in the "cool way". What's the "cool way" of dying by Truck-kun you might ask? It goes something like this. "Watch out cute Highschool Girl-chan a truck is about to hit you" then I push away cute Highschool Girl-chan out of Truck-kun's way. After that Truck-kun hits me then I make a cool speech before dying. Welp there goes that dream. Well no point in b*tching now. So I decided to to suck it up.

1 week later...

I am the bone of my sword...

Steel is my body and fire is my blood...

1 month later...

Kamehame Haaaa!

2 months later...

I'm f*cking losing it!

Hahahahaha!

3 months later...

I have finally accepted my fate. Is this what Netero felt while he was training? Is this what they call enlightenment?

6 months later...

Wait...

Is that light I see ? Light! Yes yes yes! F*ck Yes! Finally! God exist! He must be finally taking me to heaven! Cute angel girls here I f*cking com!

"We're almost there!"

Is that you angel-san?

"Push!"

Wait is this what I think is?

"Congratulations Miss Yazawa it's a healthy baby boy."

Oh...

Oh no...

Yazawa...

I've heard of that surname before.

"Nice to nico nico meet you Mikado-kun I'm your mama~!"

F*ck.

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It has been a year since I was reincarnated into this world. I'm no longer Luke Evans, I'm now Yazawa Mikado. The first year of my brand new life was genuinely uneventful. It was just me basically eating, sh*tting, crying, crying because I was hungry, crying because I sh*t myself. You know basic baby sh*t.

"Waaah! Waaah!"

Oh yeah. I forgot about her. That baby crying by my side is none other than my baby sister, the Love Live Meme Nico Nico Nii herself. To tell you the truth I don't know how I feel about this. Should I love her or hate her. On one hand she's my baby sister. On the other hand she's f*cking Nico!

Wait...

I just remembered.

Nico had three other siblings in the anime.

Man how much do my parents f*ck.

My inner monologue was then interrupted by my sister's wailing becoming louder.

"Waaah! Waaah!"

Where is mom anyway! Her crying is making me want to cry too. F*ck my eyes are watering now. Must not cr-

"Uwaaah! Uwaaah!" I hate being baby.

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I'm now three years old while my sister is two. With that, my mom has finally decided to bring me and my sister to the park for our "Koen Debyuu" that she telling my dad about. Speaking of my dad, he's usually outside of the country doing business deals and stuff.

Going to the back "Koen Debyuu". It's my first time outside of the house. Since my time at that hospital. I never got to see the outside world, because I was always locked in this prison called the "Baby Crib". It was refreshing to say the least.

"Nico~! Mikado~! Were here~!" Man, my mom is so bubbly. I don't remember her like this in the anime. Maybe her personally mellows out with age. She then proceeded to hug me and my sister. Nico was enjoying it, me on the other hand.

"Mfsdjjajff!" I mumbled to my mom whilst being smothered by her b.r.e.a.s.t. Well dying by b.r.e.a.s.t suffocating in better than getting hit by Truck-kun again.

"Oh no! Mikado-kun! Are you okay! Mommy's sorry! Please don't die!" Sh*t! Now we're making a scene. F*ck! I must diffuse the situation.

"I'm okay mom. Stop causing a scene." I told my mom.

"No don't say mom! Say mommy or mama instead!" F*cking god, how does dad deal with this! It's like I'm the a.d.u.l.t here. Not wanting to be left out Nico decided to inject herself into the situation.

"Mama!" You're not f*cking helping me here Nico!

"See Mikado! Nico gets it! Mou~ Why are you always like this." F*ck she's pouting now. Fine...

Damn it...

"Ma-Mama..." This is so f*cking degrading. I'm a twenty year old man stuck in a three year olds body and being forced to do sh*t like this.

"Mikado~!" Boin.

"Gljdjak!" Damn it. She's crushing me with her b.r.e.a.s.t. Losing... consciousness...

"Mou~ mama me too!" Nico for the f*cking save!

"Oh! Of course Nico~!" Thank f*cking god! If it wasn't my sister getting jealous of the "hugs" that I was getting, I surely would have died just now.

A few moments later...

I was now sitting by a park bench with my mom. She's now gossiping with the other moms while my sister was playing with the other toddler's near the playground.

Now you might asking why wasn't I playing with the other kids. Simple they're all girls. Now I'm not trying to be s.e.xist. It's just, when a guy is seen playing with girls at this age, they tend to get bullied alot. So I did the logical thing and sat next to my mom.

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Twenty minutes had passed by. While my mother was busy talking about her s.e.x life to the other moms, who are blushing and giggling like schoolgirls. I suddenly I spotted another woman heading our way. Along side her was a tanned child with dark-hair who holding a basketball. There was no mistaking it. Only one anime character with that description comes to my mind.

"Hey kid! Do have a problem with me? Huh!"

"Daiki don't be rude!" The kid was scolded by his mom.

"I'm sorry about him it's first time meeting other kids. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Please forgive me I'm sorry!" The mother bowing over and over to my mother.

"It's no problem~! It's also our first time here at the park~!" My mom is really forgiving.

"Now Mikado-kun why don't you play with Daiki-kun here~!" My mom told me. After that our moms decided to gossip with each other, leaving me alone Daiki. Awkward silence descended upon us both. Wanting to remove the awkward silence, I decided to break the ice, as they say.

"So... Daiki do you play basketball?" I asked him.

"I'm holding a basketball dipsh*t, of course I play!" I already hate this f*cking guy.

That was my first encounter with Aomine Daiki of the "Generation of Miracles".