Reincarnated-kun's Bizarre Adventure

P.O.V. Mikado

It's been years since I first met Daiki, and over that span of time I've learned not hate my sister Nico Yazawa. Now I genuinely love her like a how brother would love his sister. By the way I'm not a siscon. I also met this a girl named Momoi Satsuki while me and Daiki were playing some street ball when we were kids. She became attached to soo to me and Daiki she even followed us to Teiko Junior High.

Oh yeah... Me and Daiki are also basketball players for Teiko Junior High , with him as a starter and me as the seventh-man. Yes the seventh-man position exist and I'm not lying about it. Now you might be asking. What is Yazawa Mikado-kun doing right now? Well the I'm currently on the sidelines with Satsuki, watching Daiki and the others destroy Shoei Junior High.

"One-hundred sixty-eight to forty-one, damn." I mutter to myself. No matter how many times we play I'm still in awe on how good our team is. I mean, I've watched them on my computer screen back on my previous life. But f*ck playing with them and watching them play form the sidelines, is still something else.

"Damn it!" I heard Kiyoshi-san weeping whilst leaving the court with his teammates. I feel for you Kiyoshi-san, Murasakibara's can be a f*cking a.s.s sometimes. You'll get your revenge on him, just wait for two or three more years, I think? Maybe? I don't know, it's been a long since I've watched Kuroko no Basket. While I was deep in thought, an asshole by the name of Aomine Daiki decided to talk sh*t to me.

"Hey dipsh*t, you're spacing out again. Thinking about your sister again you siscon?" That smirking face of his really pisses me off. Firstly, I'm not a siscon, I just love her like just any brother would love their sister. Lastly, I'm not I don't back down from a little sh*t talk.

"Yeah yeah, whatever f*ckface go gawk at some p.o.r.n star or something. That's one of the two things your only good for." Was my very intellectual response to him. Aomine is also not one to back down for some sh*t talk.

"What was that, you f*cking siscon~ I didn't hear you from the bullsh*t oozing out from your mouth~." Firstly, I'm not a siscon. Lastly, okay fuccboi it's on! I was ready to stand up and beat the ever living out Daiki, when suddenly.

"Stoooop~!" I was suddenly tackled by Satsuki and by tackled I mean got hit the face by Satsuki's "Weapons off Mass Destruction". Boin~

"Oh f*ck! What the hell Satsuki!" Damn her b.o.o.b.s, their one of my many weaknesses.

"You two idiots are causing a scene again!" She yelled at me. Looking around, I saw Kise and some of my other teammates trying to stop themselves from laughing, Caoch and Midorima face palming, and Akashi sighing at me and Daiki's antics. What about Murasakibara and Tetsu's reaction you might ask. Well Tetsu's emotionless as always, while Murasakibara was eating a bag of potato ch.i.p.s while not even looking my and Daiki's direction.

"Aomine and Yazawa, if you're both done with you're little spat it's time to leave." Coach-san you really need to remove that stick up your a.s.s.

Suddenly I was approach by Tobe, a teammate of mine, and yes he's "that" Tobe from Oregairu. I don't know how or why he's here.

"Soo.. Yazacchii how was Momoi-chan's b.o.o.b.s?" As always Tobe you're a man of culture like myself.

"Soft and firm." I answered him. Also I'm not a pervert.

"By the way..."

"Yazacchii, your nose is bleeding dude." Wait, seriously? I decided to check my nose.

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Yep, my nose is definitely bleeding. Damn this world and it's anime logic!

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After the game I decided challenge Murasakibara for his starter spot. Why Murasakibara, you might ask. Simple, I'm a center. I'm currently the tallest player on our team, at 6 foot 8 while Murasakibara is second at 6 foot 6. Thank the gods I've inherited my fathers genes and not my mothers.

"Yazacchii, should we really be playing? Your nose still bleeding." I decided to put some tissues on my nose.

"Yeah yeah whatever, let's just start already! I've been practicing a super special secret move just for you Murasakibara!" With tissues in my nose, I yelled like a f*cking loser.

"LET'S F*CKING GO!"

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P.O.V. Change Aomine

I was getting some refreshments when I suddenly heard that siscon screaming.

"LET'S F*CKING GO!"

"Hey Satsuki, Is that siscon challenging Murasakibara again?" This idiot never learns does he.

"You know how Mi-chan is Dai-chan. Once he wants something he'll never stop until he gets it." She's blushing again. Ugh.

"You two should just f*ck alrea- Uggh!" Satsuki suddenly delivered a knee strike to my groin, which caused me to crumble to the ground.

"Damn it Satsuki!" While I was on the ground holding my groin I suddenly heard a-

Swish~

Mikado 1 - 0 Murasakibara

Wait what the hell just happened?

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P.O.V. Change Mikado

"How do you like my new Sky Hook" I've been practicing that shot for over two months now. I know I'm not as fast or as athletic like Murasakibara. But I one advantage over him and that's height.

"Thanks for keeping my seat warm Murasakibara, I'm going to take starter spot now!" I taunted him. I know hes easy to anger because he has a lot of pride, and when someone is angered their easily exploitable. I decided to cross him to the left and I do that hes going to over extend himself .

"Sh*t!" I heard Murasakibara cuss. Bingo, I was right. He's aggravated right now, so I can easily predict what he's going to do. With Murasakibara over extending, I decided to do a sky hook from the three point lane.

Swish~

Mikado 3 - 0 Murasakibara

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P.O.V. Change Midorima

"Impressive a hook shot from the three." I didn't know he could do that. Maybe I should add that to arsenal. No, It's impossible for me. I don't have the height for it.

Swish~

Mikado 5 - 0 Murasakibara

"While It's impressive it's not enough." Akashi suddenly appeared by my side.

"What do mean by that Akashi?" I was curious about what our leader meant.

"Very soon Murasakibara will impose his will upon Yazawa. It's tragic really, If only Murasakibara wasn't born in this generation Yazawa will undoubtedly best center in middle school right now."

"Impose his will?" I questioned him.

"Murasakibara is like Aomine in a sense. He just doesn't know it yet." Like Aomine?

Swish~

Mikado 7 - 0 Murasakibara

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P.O.V. Change Mikado

"What's the matter Murasakibara! Only a couple of more shots then I'll take your place as the starter of the team." I can't believe I'm f*cking doing it! I'm going to be a part of the "Generation of Miracles". Okay let's do another Sky Hook!

SWAT!

What?

"Sorry Yazacchii. But your I'm really annoyed right now." What's this overwhelming pressure I'm feeling right now. Wait this is the Zo-

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P.O.V. Change Aomine

I've finally recovered from the groin shot I've received from Satsuki, and just in time.

"It's over now. Mikado is going to lose now" I told Satsuki.

"What do you mean by that Dai-chan?"

"Murasakibara has entered the Zone."

SLAM!

Mikado 7 - 1 Murasakibara

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P.O.V. Change Mikado

F*ck! couldn't stop his dunk. No I'm not f*cking done yet!

SLAM!

Mikado 7 - 2 Murasakibara

Your f*cking kidding me.

SLAM!

Mikado 7 - 3 Murasakibara

How can I compete with a monster like this!

SLAM!

Mikado 7 - 4 Murasakibara

He was able to awaken the Zone at a time like this!

SLAM!

Mikado 7 - 5 Murasakibara

Bullsh*t!

SLAM!

Mikado 7 - 6 Murasakibara

...

SLAM!

Mikado 7 - 7 Murasakibara

...

SLAM!

Mikado 7 - 8 Murasakibara

...

SLAM!

Mikado 7 - 9 Murasakibara

"Thor's Hammer!" Damn it!

SLAM!

Mikado 7 - 10 Murasakibara

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Man losing f*cking sucks. Damn it! How could I forget about Murasakibara's Zone, and it awakened so early too!

Wait...

It awakened early...

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Sorry Seirin, Sorry Kiyoshi-san. I f*cked up your chances of beating Murasakibara and Yosen. Man I really should be careful on the things I do.

"There you are Yazawa-kun." Oh sh*t, that scared me!

"Tetsu don't f*cking sneak up on me man! You nearly gave me a heart attack!" He's not called the phantom sixth-man for nothing. He really has no presence at all.

"Sorry about that Yazawa-kun, but did you forget about our study session with Momoi-san and Aomine-kun." Oh yeah. I was too focused on my match with Murasakibara I totally forgot about our exams next week.

"Okay man, just let me wash face." Okay remove the bloody tissues. Wash my face to remove the sweat annnd done.

"Yo, Tetsu let's go."

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P.O.V. Change Aomine

"Why do I have to do this again. Satsuki?" What was the point to this anyways.

"Because your grades a abysmal Dai-chan! You really should think about your future!" I have my future planned out. After I graduate from highschool I'll go to the state's and play basketball over there. Easy.

"It's not that easy Dai-chan."

"Since when can you read minds Satsuki?" When the hell did she become an Esper?

"I'm not an Esper. You're just saying things out loud Dai-chan."

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"Yo Satsuki! Sh*thead! Sorry that I'm late!" Never before I've been so happy so happy to hear that assholes voice.

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P.O.V. Change Mikado

"Yo Satsuki! Sh*thead! Sorry that I'm late!" I called out to Daiki and Satsuki.

"Mou~ Mi-chan what took you so long."

"Sorry about that Satsuki, I just was thinking about my lost against Murasakibara." That reminds Daiki can also use the Zone, right?

"Hey Daiki can you teach me how to activate the Zone?" Maybe I can force him to teach me the Zone.

"Impossible, while you may love the game of basketball. You don't possess the natural talent required to activate the Zone." Well f*ck. It seems like I don't have plot armor.

"Well that sucks. By the way were are we going to study?"

"We're studying at my place Yazawa-kun because it's the closest one."

"Jesus Tetsu! That was the second time today!" F*ck I really need to pay attention on where he's at.