Re:Menma A Multiverse Harem Story

*A/N - I made a few changes to the status page on chapter 2, it was bugging me so I had to do it, you don't need to check it since it wasn't too important but do it if you want*

The sun had just risen as I sat up in bed thinking about how I will pull off my self imposed mission later. I didn't want to plan anything without opening up the other packs, since I might get something useful, *sigh* this is gonna be an info dump. 'Sys, open up all 4 packs'

{4 Heroes, 2 bloodlines, 4 Weapons, 6 Skills, 2 outfits, 1 armor suit, 1 item, 10 tokens, $1,760... The heroes are B Rank Nagase Kaede - Negima, B Rank "Kat" Catherine-B320 - Halo:Reach, F Rank Aisaka Taiga - Toradora, E Rank Maria - Victorian Maid Maria... Bloodlines are C Rank Hanma Bloodline - Baki, and A Rank Flawed D. Clan - One Piece... The weapons are D Rank Diamond Sword & Pickaxe - Minecraft, C Rank Daedric Bow of petrification and B Rank Nightingale Bow - Skyrim...

The Skills are D Rank Three Stage Hwechook manual - God of High school, C Rank Healing & Healing Hands spell tome - Skyrim, Yu IlHan Resting manual - Everyone Else is a Returnee, B Rank Diable Jambe - One Piece, and D Rank Steal (Kazuma) - Konosuba... The Outfits are Agent 47 Signature Suit - Hitman, and Goku Black Outfit (fake Potara) - Dragon Ball Super... Armor suit is D Rank Nyte Blayde Suit - Saints Row... The tokens are 1 B Rank Skill token, 1 bloodline boost token, 1 hero upgrade token, 3 Pack-a-punch upgrade tokens, 2 skill upgrade tokens, 2 D Rank item tokens... The item is a C Rank stealth boy - Fallout.} - Sys

The first armor I get is a damned comic book hero outfit from a video game hahaha, at least it looks good, all white and grey Kevlar motorcycle suit with combat boots and a sleeveless red leather trench coat... Probably won't use it until I take up an alter ego or go into a big battle. I ended up getting two more energy sources, Magika from the skyrim spell tomes, and Haki from the D clan. Apparently the reason it's flawed is because of the incomplete background of the clan, so it just gives me access to all 3 haki types to train in, makes the Haki stronger than normal, and automatically registered as a D clan member in the One Piece world.

'What the hell do I do with a shitty pixelated diamond sword though, can I sell it?' I ask

{Yes, but I suggest to fuse it with your white fang blade as the base to upgrade it} Sys comes through with the perfect solution.

'How much does the Fusion cost?' I ask hoping for it to be cheap, but Sys just shoots me down with a merciless {$250 per fusion}, and said if I had a token it would have been free though.

I fuse the swords first and then the bows with the Daedric bow as the base, While I hope that it's worth the price. Then I use all three pack a punch tokens, and I have to say, they looked s.e.xy as f.u.c.k. The sword had a snow white handle, sleek snow white blade with icy blue runes running through it, I'll rename it Pride. The black Daedric Bow didn't have runes, but pulsing purple veins instead, the overall look didn't change much except for the red being replaced with the same purple as the veins, it'll be Wrath. It kept all of the original abilities Frost damage, Shock damage, and Petrification chance.

As for my baby, the Silenced Magnum, she became a smokey black color making her almost ethereal, the description says it has infinite ammo and every once in a while one of the rounds has a random effect like explosive, corrosive, poison, or frenzy. Her name will stay Baby, no need for anything else. We've only been together a short time, but of all the guns I had ever used, she fit me like a glove.

I tried to use the spell tomes like on the game but it didn't work like that, I have to learn it from scratch. I wake Mina up, and check us out of our room. We go around buying a few more things before I take us into my world or Eos as I decided to call it. Mina is still out of it so I can't bring her with me on a covert op. I have been trying to sense chakra/energy since I first entered Eon, those fan fictions are full of shit, I need someone to coach me on the how to sense and use it properly.

That's why I was glad I had 2 summons that would be perfect for my current problems. Kaede is descendant from the Koga ninja clan but was born a generation too late, her family no longer practiced ninjutsu. Most of what she learned was self taught, so maybe she could teach me how to sense energy. Then there's the godly Maria, one of the s.e.xiest maids ever made, she'll take care of the house and Mina. I'm not sure what else she can do besides that and s.e.x, because her source material isn't much to go on.

I summon them both because I don't want to explain anything to them separately. The process involved me lifting the cards above my head and yelling I summon you (enter name)... Ok fine, it was my damned kid self's urges that forced me to do it, I just hope I don't publicly do anything like that. The actual method was to hold the card then think or say summon, the card then shines before releasing an orb of light which floats a meter or two away as it materializes the summon.

Kaede like the form in her card was in the middle of a meal, but I could still tell she was ready for action. Maria was debating whether to scream or not until she and Kaede relaxed for some reason. 'Sys are you mind controlling them or something?' I asked as the girls and I stared at each other.

{By your request to my creators, your summons will not be mind controlled. Well not fully at least, they will know about being hero summons, and not have much problem with it. This is to protect them from breaking down because of an identity crisis. They won't instantly fall in love with you but instead be more accepting towards you and your taboo actions. This is because if you summoned a normal person, they would instantly look at you with disgust and fear once you ate human or humanoid flesh.

They are filled in on a bit of your history as to not having to explain it constantly. They have limited access to the system which gives them a personal inventory, access to your inventory not including your private folders, and an option to experience your memories after receiving your permission. Summons, wives, lovers, and offspring cannot harm themselves, you or each other beyond simple cuts and bruises, regardless of the strength used, and vice versa.} Stated Sys before adding {Heroes are all summoned as v.i.r.g.i.ns, your wives and lovers will be reverted as well.} I ignored that.

That still seems like mind control but it's not too bad I guess. I never thought about the identity crisis but it makes sense once you think about it. Brushing it off I ask the girls, "I'm guessing you are up to speed on most things so I'll just get to the point. Maria, I need you to handle the house and take care of Mina while I take care of other matters. Kaede, I have no idea if your jutsu uses some type of energy or what, but I need your guidance."

"Consider it done master." Maria did a curtsy as she replied. The "master" part threw me off a bit but felt right. My ego must not have changed much.

"I can teach you but what do I gain in exchange degozaru?" Asked Kaede while staring at me with her squinted eyes. She looks a bit younger than she was in the series... a lot younger... too young, about 2 years older than my current body. She looked older on the card, she must have been training her transformation jutsu. Maria looks the same as in the hentai though, maybe a bit younger.

"I can give you access to any skill books and scrolls I get, maybe there's something you can use in there." I replied with a hopeful smile.

"I'll help you if I can enter the academy when you do." Kaede offered.

I quickly agreed, Maria was about to walk into the house but I stopped her. 'Sys, can I buy an upgrade for the capsule home?' I ask.

{The price varies depending on the item and upgrade level chosen.} - Sys

'It's E Rank right now so how much to upgrade it to C or B Rank?' I ask.

{C Rank is $200, B Rank is $600. If you upgrade to C Rank first, the B Rank will be $400 when you want to upgrade it. To upgrade, it must be in your inventory} - Sys

I walk up to the house and change it back into a capsule. I stored it and paid for the C Rank upgrade. Once it finished I brought it back out, clicked the button and tossed it. The home was now completely different, and was now closer to Michael's house in GTA5. The only things missing were the tennis court and pool. To make up for that, the house had 4 rooms and 2 bathrooms added.

I turn to Maria, "You can check out the house now, I'm sorry that I'm going to be adding on to your workload in a bit though.", then I say to Kaede, "You can go too, we'll start training later." I then open my inventory and put on some old rag like clothes that I stored from the lab. I then roll around in dirt, I am sad to say I had fun doing so.

'The change has already been made right, I'm not too early?' I asked I get up to leave.

{Correct, the alteration has been made approximately 2 months ago.} - Said Sys... Perfect, now I don't need to wait and can just finish up.

I come back out into the world and head towards the building a short walk away. Nobody payed any sort of attention to me so I was able to get there easily. I head into the building and head upstairs, the place is so run down I thought the floor would cave in. I sneak around and open a few doors but room I was looking for was at the very end. Once I opened the door I knew it had to be sound proofed or something judging by the incessant cries that bombarded me as soon as I entered.

There were 5 cribs in the room, I check each one, there were 3 boys, 2 girls. I was only coming to get one of the girls, I felt bad since they were both malnourished so I take them both, boys be damned. The other girl can be left in the konoha orphanage. I wrap them both up, and warp to Eos. I enter the house and call out for Maria. She arrived pretty quickly.

"Here is your workload increase... You're still lactating right? The green haired one is Fuu, I don't know about the other one. I still have a few more things to take care of." I said in a rush while passing off the kids. Maria didn't even say a word, she just took the kids and lowered her dress to let Valhalla free. Oh what a glorious sight to behold! I can almost hear harps playing in the background. I force myself to turn away as my throat now feels parched.

I warp back into the room and switch the kids around into different cribs. With that done I head back down the hall towards what looked like the headmasters room earlier. The room was empty, so I just went crazy in my mess making. I stored Fuu's doc.u.ments while taking a closer look at the other girl's folder, she didn't have a last name, just Ajisai. There is no mention of parents for Ajisai, but for Fuu, it seems that all of her information was redacted so maybe an original exist somewhere else.

I waltz right out the front door, turn a few corners and end up in the back of a weapon shop. I open up the inventory and spend a little over an hour separating the the weapons and armor from the rest of the crap I stored in the lab. I kept a total of 200 shurikens, 50 kunai, and a pair of samurai katana. All the armor was too big for me, broken and bloody so I wasn't gonna keep it. I did find an intact helmet that I'll keep, its a tri-horned samurai helmet with a demonic face mask that's similar to the cursed warrior mask.

I pack up the more expensive looking weapons and walk into the shop. There's a bearded old man behind the counter looking like he has one foot in the grave. He glanced at me and said as he gestured with his hand "Shoo, get out of here kid. I don't sell toys here." Not gonna lie, I wanted to kick him the rest of the way into the grave.

"I'm here for business you old fart, I got lots of quality stuff for you to buy. I just need cash, nothing else." I said in an overbearing manner. Though since I'm still a kid, it seems more like throwing a tantrum.

"You shitty brat, this isn't the playground! Get out before I call the police." Yelled the old man.

"Just take a look in the bag and then you can decide whether or not to kick me out." I say while dragging the heavy backpack to the middle of the shop floor.

The old man was gonna yell again until he seen how heavy the bag was. He walked around the counter towards the bag with a scowl on his face. "This better not just be a bag of pots and pans, or I'll string you up just outside the shop window." He threatened, that attitude didn't last long after he opened the bag. I still don't know who's lab it was but they were collecting people from everywhere. Some of the weapons were too expensive looking to bring out.

The bag was filled to the brim with weapon boxes, no samurai weapons since that would call way too much attention. The old man continued checking the bag while muttering. He took out a few of the weapons to test the craftsmanship and quality of them. I stood there waiting for him to finish and state a price.

"Listen kid, I don't know if you stole these or got paid to sell them, I don't care either way. I can buy them off you but it definitely isn't full price. How does 100,000 ryo sound?" He said while cracking his back.

"That's pretty low don't you think? Not that I blame you, but I can't just accept that, so how about you add an extra 50,000 and you have a deal." I offered while trying to act like a big shot in bum clothes.

He thought for a moment before agreeing "Fine, I won't be losing much and the profits should still outweigh any possible danger. You're lucky I'm old and don't care enough to torture the origins of this stuff from you. Learn to be more wary of merchants, we are almost as bad as bandits in a way. Money is money even if it's covered in blood."

That last line stunned me, as much as I would like to deny it I was being stupid by trying to sell high quality weapons by myself. I never really had a need to sell things and didn't take into account that others might covet my things even if I had seen similar situations in media throughout the years. "Thanks for the advice Old man, I'll be more careful next time." I reply sincerely.

The old man went to the back of the shop for a few minutes then walked back out with a small box. "Here, take it and hide it well." He said as he pushed the box out to me. "If you ever have more to sell, bring it here when you have a chance. I won't rip you off too much."

"Whatever, just don't die by then hahaha" I laugh as I walk out and secretly store the box away. The old man just scoffed "Shitty brat" and sat back down behind the counter. As I leave I think about that trigger of mine and how lucky the old man is that he didn't touch me. I know if my back is touch by a man, I instantly retaliate, not so much from the front or sides, in which case my muscles are tensed and poised to strike. I should start working on at least being able to shake hands.

I stop and ask multiple ladies where the police building is, it was closer to the town center. I head in that direction and pay a homeless guy to run an errand for me. I tell him to deliver a few doc.u.ments to the station and I'll give him 1,000 ryo. The orphanage headmaster is far too despicable, luckily he kept meticulous notes on what he was doing. He would pocket most of the money by skimping on the building materials used to repair the building, and buying food close to expired to feed the children.

As if that wasn't bad enough, he would sell children to other villages where the children are likely to be trained like root agents, used as breeding stock, or slaves of various types. Some of the villages that purchase kids are going through a population decline for whatever reason. He has even sold to a few scientists for experimentation or parts. The idiot kept the notes inside a locked drawer underneath Fuu's folder with bold letters that said "HEADMASTERS EYES ONLY".

The homeless man obviously accepted and entered with the doc.u.ments after I paid him. I hide behind a building with a good view of the station. All hell broke loose in less than a minute after he arrived at the front desk, the clerk ran off screaming for his boss, the boss then yells for everyone to gather up, after explaining the situation they are all pissed.

Once they started coming out I activated the stealth boy and took off like a bat out of hell, it should last a little under half an hour or so. I look at my map and stop when I felt I was far enough away. I warp back to Eos and deactivate the stealth boy, I tried to turn it back on since it still had some juice left, it didn't work because it was supposed to be a single use consumable... I'll keep it for now, maybe I can get Bulma to fix it or make me a new one.

When I arrived I saw Kaede reading a scroll, taking a closer look I noticed it was the Multi Shadow Clone jutsu from my inventory. I'm glad I stored the limbs, doc.u.ments, and other unfavorable items in a locked folder. She must have noticed I was staring at her because she turned to look at me and said "I hope you don't mind that I took your scroll, I was just too excited to see a real one so complete that I couldn't help myself degozaru."

The innocent smile and squinted eyes looked so adorable it felt dangerous. Her hair isn't as long as the series depicted it since she's still young. The short bobbed haircut reminded me of hinata but she had a long uncut ponytail that could wrap around her body. "Where did those clothes come from? I remember you had a Yukata on earlier." I asked after checking my wallet in case she spent money on kunoichi garbs.

"Oh, these? *she stands and twirls* They were in my inventory along with a few other items, they look nice right degozaru?" She replied in a happy tone.

I try to access her inventory to see what else was in there, but was locked out. There was a message that read "A girls gotta have her secrets - Inanna"... These damned gods keep popping up left and right with their self made changes... "Yeah, it's nice... There are big gaps on the side, are you wearing p.a.n.t.i.e.s?" Her face twitched a bit at my question.

"Why, would you like to see degozaru?" She asked while still smiling.

Multiversal change number 2 came into full effect "Anime Enhanced Expressions", I felt the temperature drop, the room surroundings darkened. I was only thinking about the sweat drops, swollen injuries and forehead veins, I forgot about women's wrath. She was never like this with that protagonist Negi, is it because I'm technically older than him or that closer in our current age. My bet is on her just not being m.a.t.u.r.e enough yet.

I take off again, explaining never worked in calming an angry woman. I don't have to look back, I can feel the demon breathing down my neck. I try to zigzag to throw her off my tail, needless to say it failed, you can't really lose someone on a flat open area unless you can outrun them. Sys is being an asshole playing "Running in the 90s" on a loop.

I can feel myself getting tired, but I'm not giving up. I dig in deeper trying to find any bit of strength I had left to continue my sprint. I'm so focused on running that I didn't notice a warm heat spreading from my belly button. In no way was I expecting to smash straight into a wall, so I instantly lost consciousness.

I was out cold for a few minutes, Maria had heard the crash and came out to find me laid out on the yard. She picked me up and placed me on my bed. When I woke up I tried to find that same feeling I barely caught as I passed out. It had to be the Swift bloodline activating at that moment, it's so disorienting that I had no idea how I was going to be able to use it in a fight.

I closed my eyes and focus on finding the warmth, my breathing is steady, my heart thumping at a normal rhythm. I felt I was close to finding it but a pain brought me back out. "Ahhh, what th... dammit Kaede, did you have to pinch me now?!?" I ask exasperatedly .

"Yes, I'm supposed to teach you how to use chakra remember? If you tried to do it on your own then you might end up wasting extra time in your training. Even if my method isn't the best, it'll still be better than what you were gonna do. This is also revenge for asking about p.a.n.t.i.e.s degozaru." She replied.

"It was a simple question, no need to be so defensive unless you weren't wearing any." I mutter in a hushed tone

"Seems like you haven't learned your lesson" Kaede once again began pinching me. "Ahhh!" She squealed, "You can't pinch a girl!".

"Oh, but you can pinch me though right? I hand out true gender equality here... kinda." I yell back as we continue our pinch battle.

"Hmph, don't blame me for being relentless! Shadow Clone Jutsu!" She was pissed, another four Kaede surrounded me." The four clones pile onto me and pin down my limbs, while the original steps over to look down on me triumphantly. "I think I might need to teach you bit by bit on how a woman should be treated." She said in a mocking tone

"What woman, you're 5 years old, do you want first dibs on a swing, to copy my homework, give you a free pass during hide and seek?!? I am a man, I'll never surrender to terrorists! Give me freedom or give me death!" I bark back knowing full well I'm bluffing.

"Let's see how long you can continue this last stand of yours." She replied while cracking her knuckles.

I try to use my kagune but she countered it with shadow stitching. All that's left to do is await the torture coming my way. "I will hold a grudge, and I'll have my vengeance. I will buy the legendary Orc Skill "Kuh, Kill me!" just for you. One day you will be the one pinned down and defenseless. The day of reckoning will one day be upon you, and that is when you shall know the terror which is MENMA!!!"... I should have just shut up.

She didn't stop or falter in the slightes, she just crept over and whispered into my ear "I don't know what that is but I guess we'll just have to wait and see won't we degozaru?" After that she spent half the day pinching and tickling me, whenever I expected one she would switch to the other... BDSM skill leveled up to novice... I'm not a m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.t, it's just the knowledge of when to proceed and relent was being taught to me directly by experience... I swear...

The only reason she tortured me so long was because I kept saying p.a.n.t.i.e.s. I never give in, that is my nindo, my ninja way... maybe. When I was let go she wiped the sweat off her brow and walked out saying "Training starts early tomorrow morning. You better be ready."

"Fundoshi" I muttered... That caused her to freeze up, I wear a triumphant look on my face as I stagger to my feet and head towards the bathroom. "You really are invested in the olden days huh? I almost didn't realize that you would go that far 'degozaru' hahaha." A pain in my a.s.s cheek shut me up fast, there was a shadow stabbing into it. I didn't have a chance to say anything because she ran off.

I take a quick shower and go to sleep alone while rubbing my sore body. I was woken up early by Kaede to train which was a hassle because I always sleep n.a.k.e.d... Arguing so early is hard to do coherently, so I just let myself be lectured. Once training started it wasn't as awkward, she explained all that technical crap about spiritual and physical energy, then taught me how to feel it. The sensing aspect didn't take as long as I thought, but trying to use it was a different story. I put it on hold since it was now midday and I didn't want to delay my trip any longer.

I checked my stats and noticed the Uzumaki bloodline percentage had increased and is almost 100. 'How is my bloodline increasing, it doesn't increase overtime or something right, or else the Hyuga percentage would have increased as well. Any idea what's happening Sys?' I ask

'It increased every time you drank Mina's milk, she must obviously be an Uzumaki or partially at least. You only need 4%, it is recommended for you to complete it.' - Sys

Sys didn't even need to recommend it, I was already running around the house looking for Mina. I found her sleeping in her room, she had on pajamas so I was able the drink from the tap with ease. It took about four hours to go up a single point so my traveling plans had been delayed a day. When it completed I heard a *ding* followed by a pop up screen with an option to customize my physical traits.

My hair was always a plain black color, so being in an anime, I chose to have crimson hair for my head, but left other hair options black. The energy meter didn't change but I can feel the amount added was immense. I asked Sys if she could cut my hair, she charged me $10, I thought for a while and chose Kitano Ken's hairstyle from Sun Ken Rock. A spiky swept back fade with a few zigzagging designs. The red just makes my anime look official.

I try on my agent 47 suit and feel like a boss, it's too out of place on my body right now so I put on the kid Kakashi outfit. I barely realized that I could just select the 'wear' option to put it on rather than doing it myself. I put away the headband since impersonating a ninja might be a crime, I reluctantly kept the ninja sandals on though... I don't like them.

Dressed and with a fresh haircut, I take a strange stance that came straight from the soul "My sealed demon hungers for flesh, gazing through my evil eye I see konoha is where I can satisfy its appetite. Muahahaha!" I don't ever want to speak of this again. Luckily I'm alone, well Dogmeat is staring at me with a look of disappointment from the window... Say something you son of a bitch!...

I ignore the dog and look for Kaede instead, I invite her to join me on the road but she said no because she would rather read the jutsu scrolls and train instead. I warp back on my own and summon the kart. 'Sys play the song 119 remix.' I said, the trip is gonna take a while so I picked a long song to fill part of it. While on the road a few thoughts sprung up like if the hantagan and tenshi bloodlines were already fully m.a.t.u.r.ed or if It was like the sharingan were I can level it up. Then there was the spartan issue, of whether or not I get the spartan augmentations.

Sys was not too sure about the bloodlines since they had never appeared in any of the media, even her knowledge is limited in certain aspects to let me find out on my own. As for the spartan augmentations, they are put on hold until I turn 12-14 at the latest. I was on the road for hours but only a third of the way to Tanzaku Gai. I go back to Eos, train in using energy, sleep and repeat.

After 3 days I had finally reached the town. I planned on staying for a few days but had Maria book a carriage to konoha for 6 people and a puppy for the next day instead. I had her make sure that we had protection for the road too. I spent the rest of the day sightseeing and recording everything through the system, it was cool seeing what the castle looked like before orochimaru destroys it.

We all board the carriage and enjoy the bumpy a.s.s road... I enjoyed it more than the others, 'Sys make sure you record this in both normal and slow motion.'... Kaede poked one of my eyes because I looked at her c.h.e.s.t with disdain. The carriage took a whole lot longer than the kart would have plus I had nothing else to do except read and train so I'm now at the point where I can start training in energy skills and have theoretical knowledge on most of the skill books/scrolls.

There were a few towns along the way that we stayed at for a night, but I didn't want to f.u.c.k up on a jutsu and blow something up, so I'll wait for now. There were no instances of bandits or unfortunate occurrences that you would expect along the road. It feels like a bit of a waste to have paid for guards without them doing much... 30,000 ryo for carriage and guard gone just like that... After all my griping I finally arrived though, Konoha... I can now see it in person, Mount Rushmore Shinobi edition.