Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Desa Mental Hospital 4

Viewers from other countries in the live broadcast room: “I’ll go – so insidious. It’s better to be beautiful. You don’t have to do it yourself, someone will do it for you.”

“Haha, what kind of thing? Believe in men, they are the stupidest.”

“I learned a lot about the girl group culture in Kimchi Country today.”

However, the people of the Kimchi Country are very proud of this: “You are jealous.”

“Sour grapes are said to be sour.”

“Come on, our Kimchi Country is going to have a high-scoring passer.”

…

within the screen,

The female idol’s voice was delicate: “As compensation, I can do anything for you.”

Male doctor: “Then can I eat you?”

“It’s annoying, I’m so anxious. I can’t eat it, but if you want to change it, you can.” The female idol is not stupid, she knows that this is a weird talk about rules.

What if the other party plays word games and really eats her up piece by piece.

“That’s okay.” The male doctor said politely and agreed: “I can help you, but you have to let me out first.”

In fact, at this point, the audience has already noticed that something is wrong, and Kimchi Country also wants to send a message to remind.

However, the female idol on the screen was too confident in her charm. When she heard that she could help, she danced happily and opened the door without even thinking about it: “Then go ahead, I’ll wait for you here.”

The system announces:

[Ding, Minzhu, the Chosen One of Kimchi Country, was swallowed by a strange creature. The number of Chosen Ones remaining in Kimchi Country is: 6]

…

His eyes returned to Xu Ye. After the other doctor finished speaking, Xu Ye walked into the ward.

Stopping in front of one of the beds, the patients on the other three beds were all lying flat. Only this one was sleeping on his stomach, with half his head buried in the pillow, and the back of his head facing Xu Ye.

“Tick tock, tick tock~”

There were blood beads flowing from the quilt, dripping along the corners of the sheets and onto the ground.

“Wow”La”, Xu Ye opened the quilt.

I saw a man lying on the bed, but this man was a little too thin. His arms, stomach, and all other parts had been cut open from the middle.

Coupled with the cover of the quilt, at first glance, it really looked like he was sleeping on his stomach.

Xu Ye quickly walked to the bed of another male patient. Sure enough, only half of his body was exactly the same as the man just now.

Just when Xu Ye was about to ask a question, the white coat spoke first:

“Four beds, only three patients.”

“Hahaha, my distribution method is good, right?”

“I’m just a genius.”

Xu Ye: “…”

I have been calculating with you for a long time. I would rather split the person in half than count myself in. He is really convinced:

“That’s right, then this is the doctor.” Xu Ye pointed to the “roommate” who was broken into two parts on the bed: “I ask you to cure him now. If he doesn’t change, he is not allowed to leave the room.”

The audience in the live broadcast room only now fully understands the ins and outs of it.

Obviously, this seemingly friendly “doctor” is actually a mentally ill patient with serious symptoms, but he just stole a white coat from somewhere.

Their expressions were complicated: “The Kimchi Nation members did not die unjustly.”

“After all, ogling a mentally ill person…”

It’s better to throw it into the dog’s belly.

The rules clearly state that mentally ill patients are not allowed to leave their rooms under any circumstances.

Judging from the scene just now, the mentally ill person cannot go out without the doctor’s permission.

Xiuzhu personally opened the door to Weirdness, which was tantamount to accurately stepping into the minefield of weird rules.

…

Xu Ye checked on the remaining two patients. Fortunately, they just fainted while lying on the bed and nothing else happened.

The “doctor” was standing beside the bed, trying to put the two halves of the body together. He whispered:

“It’s strange. They were separated like this, but why are they different when they come back together?”

After a moment, he suddenly realized: “Here, bring the props.”

Seeing that no one paid attention, he was not embarrassed. He took out a pack of needles and thread from under the pillow and sewed the two halves of the body together.

Xu Ye ignored this and said to him before leaving: “Remember, you are a doctor and do not need to take medicine.”

“Don’t worry.” Yang Kai was in high spirits: “I haven’t taken medicine for a day…”

Xu Ye nodded, opened the door and went out without saying anything more.

Although they are all mentally ill, this one named Yang Kai is obviously smarter than the others.

…

Xu Ye came to room 204 next door. There were six beds and five people standing in a row playing eagle and chicken on the floor.

This group of patients is relatively young, and the leader of the group, Mother Chicken, looks to be only eleven or twelve years old.

As for the position of the strongest eagle, it was a little boy of about eight years old.

Xu Ye frowned. He really couldn’t imagine that such a young person could suffer from any serious mental illness.

He pointed to the last empty bed: “Where are the people?”

“Hehehe~”

“Hahaha~”

No one paid any attention to Xu Ye. A group of children were having fun and forgot about him as an adult.

In other words, deliberately ignoring it.

Xu Ye took out a kitchen knife and looked at the little ones in front of him, drooling unsatisfactorily: “A group of delicious little snacks, which one should we start with?”

His hand grabbed the little boy playing the eagle in the front:

“The meat is delicious, it’s yours.”

Barrage: “Boss Xu Ye’s way of coaxing children is really strange.”

“When I was a kid, I always listened to adults deceive me. If you don’t obey, you will be given to the devil to eat. Today I saw it.”

But when Xu Ye’s hand touched the little boy’s arm, it passed through his stomach.

Looking up again, the little boy has appeared at the end of the team, grabbing the clothes of the person in front:

“Come and catch me~”

“Just a little bit, brother, you’re a big idiot.”

Xu Ye didn’t go there. If he really did as the other party said, he would be fooled. He probably wouldn’t leave the ward today.

“Why am I arresting you? It’s boring.”

Xu Ye lost interest and continued walking towards the empty hospital bed. The other beds had more or less signs of someone sleeping on them, but this one had a quilt folded meticulously and very brand new.

Several children were dumbfounded. They didn’t expect the new doctor to say such words.

Child A: “He doesn’t even care about us. Brother Lin said, what do you call this kind of thing? It’s a mess.”

Child B: “But there are only a few of us playing all the time. It’s too boring. No matter what, let’s get his attention first.”

Xu Ye reasoned with a straight face: “I am a doctor and you are patients. I just want to protect you.”Just make sure you don’t leave the room, and don’t care about the rest. ”

Sometimes when facing naughty children, the angrier they get, the more energetic they become, and if you ignore them, they will calm down.

Xu Ye was quite satisfied with the set of experiences he had summarized. He might be able to wait until a few children find it boring and then stop on his own.

The main focus is to fend for oneself.

Or Xu Ye was still young and had never raised children before, so he underestimated the destructive power of naughty children.

The next second,

“Ah-ah!”

There were piercing screams in the room. Seeing that words could not stimulate him, several children resorted to sonic attacks.

The voices of children, especially boys, who are seven or eight years old, have not yet changed. Their voices are shrill and loud, soaring through the sky, making people’s hearts, livers, spleen and stomach hurt.

He was wrong, it was impossible to ignore the situation, unless he was already deaf.

Xu Ye threw the kitchen knife in his hand, and the tip of the knife hit the middle of several children.

With a crash, a group of people scattered, some hiding under the bed, some climbing on the lamp stand, but without exception, they were all screaming.

“Bad doctor, don’t touch Brother Lin’s bed.”

“No one will be allowed to pass until Brother Lin comes back.”

“ah–”

A piece of paper fell to the ground, exactly where the children had been playing games.

Xu Ye couldn’t stand these naughty kids, so he picked up the note and rushed out of the ward.

It’s life-threatening, I can’t beat him, I won’t listen to reason, I don’t know what to do.

The scariest thing about children is that they don’t know fear and don’t have the mentality of an adult to weigh the pros and cons.

That’s why people need to control them.

Xu Ye felt that the reason why these melon children were admitted to the mental hospital was probably because their parents felt that they couldn’t control them anymore and wanted to send them in to get rid of them.

After walking far away from the ward and making sure that he couldn’t hear the sound inside, Xu Ye slowly unfolded the note.

first sentence:

“When you pick up this note, I will most likely no longer be in this world…”