Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Happy Event in the Mountain Village 2

In the cherry blossom country, little Mianjiro got up from the bed.

The setting of this house is similar to what the countryside looked like 15 years ago, which was still the northern countryside.

There are tables, chairs, and a small kitchen built next to it with an earthen stove.

Little Menjiro first looked under the bed.

Yep, only a fool would crawl under the bed. What if someone sees it at a glance? They are discovered like this in TV dramas.

The bride had already stood up, held up her fan and walked towards the door. Her voice was trembling: “Hey, here we come.”

Xiao Mianjiro took this opportunity and got into the hole under the kitchen stove. It was dark and a bit choking, but it was a perfect hiding place and not easy to be discovered.

Fortunately, people from their country are naturally short, so this time it came in handy.

Komatsu thought bitterly that since Rule Monster had chosen him, this time he must surpass that guy Ichiro Sato and become the most handsome boy in Sakura Country.

What a joke. How could he, an upright uncle with a hat, be no match for the president of a small detective agency? When he rides his bicycle on the streets every day to arrest people, is he arresting people in vain?

Over there, the bride has opened the door.

There were footsteps in the room, and he was walking towards the bed.

Little Mianjiro breathed a sigh of relief: “Damn it, there’s a high probability that I’m going to have to listen to a fight at the foot of the bed. That’s better than being caught to death, right? I’ll bear it.”

But the next second, a pair of black shoes appeared out of thin air in front of the eyes, and the man slowly bent over:

“Got you, you mean little dancer!”

“ah!”

Screams started.

[Ding, Xiao Mianjiro, the chosen one from Sakura Nation, was mysteriously swallowed up. The current overall number of survivors in Sakura Kingdom’s chosen ones: 16]

The audience in Sakura Country was not surprised at all: “I just told you that if you have anything to do, you have to call the detective.”

“Although the detective’s level is average, Uncle Hat’s ability is even more difficult for people to look at.”

“Last time in Shibuya, my bag was robbed. I went to see Uncle Hat, but the guy took off his uniform in front of me. He said he was off work and asked me to wait for the next wave of people to come over. In front of me My face… my family members don’t know how I felt at that time.”

“I understand, beep the dog.”

…

On the other side, the Dragon Kingdom,

When there was a knock on the door, Chen Yue immediately took out his pistol, put it against the bride’s head, and warned sternly: “If you dare to open the door, I will kill you first. At worst, we will all die together.”

At this moment, Chen Yue’s stomach was full of bitterness, and it was all because of the full banquet. Others had no problem eating it, but when it was his turn, he had vomiting and diarrhea. No matter how much anti-diarrheal medicine he swallowed, it was useless.

No way, he definitely couldn’t enter the realm of ghost stories in reality for the time being, so he had to stay in bed to rest and sleep. As a result, when the time came, he was ruthlessly transported back to the more dangerous copy of Kaitan.

Feeling the strange power emanating from the muzzle of the gun, the bride shivered and cautiously suggested: “Why don’t you find a place and hide first.”

Chen Yue: “Don’t listen, don’t listen. This bastard is chanting sutras. I have a bad mind. As long as he dares to come in, we will both perish together.”

The bride is about to vomit blood. No, what does his coming in have to do with me? He is really a fool.

The woman was still struggling: “How about I persuade him that the three of us get together tonight?”

The audience in the live broadcast room took a breath: “I’ll go,This bride is quite playful, but I didn’t notice it. ”

“The groom is such a big cuckold.”

“Is this a picture I can watch without paying? Come on, I’m willing to reward you.”

Chen Yue didn’t talk nonsense and put his finger on the trigger.

The woman was startled, her informal expression finally turned serious, and she shouted at the door: “Well, why don’t you leave first. Customs stipulate that the newlyweds cannot meet each other the night before.”

The groom was silent at the door, as if he didn’t expect to be rejected. He didn’t know how to answer for a moment, and paused:

“Rules are dead, people are alive, you let me in.”

Sensing that Chen Yue’s expression became more gloomy, the bride looked flustered and cursed at the door: “Get out of here, I don’t want to see you now.”

“But I want to see you. I miss you so much.”

“I’m going to give you face. Why can’t you understand people? You loser, get out of here.” The bride shouted loudly. I don’t know who the anger was directed at. Maybe she didn’t dare to speak to Chen Yue. , and was too embarrassed to blame himself, so he sent it to the man outside the door.

It was as quiet as a chicken outside the door. The man muttered something under his breath, but it wasn’t anything nice anyway, and walked away cursing.

Chen Yue walked to the crack of the door, sprinkled some saliva, poked a hole in the paper window with his finger, and observed for a while that no one was outside before he dared to go out.

This family may be poor. Only half of the windows in the room are covered with glass, and they are still dirty. The remaining half is covered with white paper.

The moment he closed the door and entered the yard, Chen Yue patted his chest in fear and stared at the gun in his hand.

Darling, I almost exposed my secret just now.

The gun he brought out from the K-park dungeon had only three bullets in total, and he had already used them up.

If the little bride had just ignored him and opened the door, he really wouldn’t have been able to fire this shot. By then, he might not have died together, but he would have been left alone.

…

In Dragon Kingdom, there was a knock on the door outside.

The bride covered half of her face with a fan, stood up, and slowly got out of bed.

Xu Ye walked over, took out the electric saw, and pressed the switch.

The chainsaw was buzzing and turning, and the waves on it were sparkling, making it even more beautiful under the reflection of the moonlight.

The bride’s sharp eyes saw several similar pieces of flesh and blood on it, accompanied by a strong smell of blood that lingered.

I don’t know how many weirdos were killed. The smell of blood seemed to have penetrated into the chainsaw itself, and it was so strong that it made people extremely uncomfortable.

The bride swallowed her saliva and asked: “You, what are you going to do? Why don’t you hide quickly?”

Xu Ye patted his chest. As he exerted force with his arms, the bones in his chest sunk in directly, leaving a pit as big as a bowl. Every time he patted it, the pit bounced back and swelled.

“I love you.”

Xu Ye said solemnly: “Since we love each other, we must be together openly.”

“Don’t be afraid. I will tell him clearly now and I will never let you suffer this injustice.”

The bride’s eyes widened, and she was so shocked that she forgot to stop Xu Ye from opening the door.