Black-bellied husband and savage wife

He was about to stand up unsteadily.

"Oh, the great hero of Chu, people say that heroes are willing to be lonely above the clouds. A high-ranking person like you naturally likes loneliness even more. Hehe, I won't leave you in vain. It's a good journey Oh, bye-bye."

With a smirk, I picked up the stick that Jin Huairan had thrown away from the ground, gritted my teeth and swung it, and hit Chu Huan's handsome face.

Boom!

My God, my Guanyin Bodhisattva, Chu Meinan's hooked nose was smashed flat when the hammer passed.

"Death, death, death..." Chu Huan swayed, stared at the whites of his eyes angrily, pointed at me with a crooked finger, and two seconds later, "Boom!" ' With a sound, he fell to the ground on his back.

"Hey..." Xiao Ranran shivered violently.

I immediately threw the stick in the distance, shaking my hands like a convulsion, "Hey, I don't want to hit him, I'm so timid, I'm soft-hearted, I'm a little lady with no power to restrain the chicken Wow, Xiao Ranran, you also saw it, right, I didn't mean to hit him, right?" Then he pretended to be frightened, and plunged into Xiao Ranran's arms again.I thought in my mind, if Xiaoran becomes my bed food, I must be like his perverted father, soak him up first, then let him wear only a pair of thin underpants, and then I was lying on the bed, looking at him leisurely, approaching me a little bit with a very enchanting gait, and then... Hehe, I used my feet to pull his fig leaf down. !Wow...The next thing is the unsuitable scene of a certain Xiaoxue turning into a pornographic female beast...

"Xiaoxue, Xiaoxue! What's wrong with you? Are you frightened? Why are you drooling so long and giggling? Xiaoxue..." Xiao Ranran shook me, and I woke up with a start, and found that I wanted to She was so engrossed that she fell into a daze in Xiao Ranran's arms.

"Uh, hahaha, it's okay, I'm okay." I rubbed the liquid under my mouth with the back of my hand first, mom's, it really dripped a puddle of body fluid.

"Young master! Young master!" The torches blazed in the distance, and servants ran towards us shouting.

I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat, oh my god, if I don't escape, I will become the funeral object of Master Jin.At present, I, Mei Xue, live a relatively comfortable life, and I have no idea to report to the underworld.

I wanted to sneak out of Xiao Ranran's arms, but Xiao Ranran hugged her tightly. Only then did I realize that there is always a price to pay for eating tofu from a handsome guy. , so that he won't fall into the siege of the old and young of the Jin family.

"Little Ranran, don't hug me, let others see that it's not good..." If you don't leave, alas, you will be wiped out.

"I won't loosen it, lest my shirt be too fat to expose your thighs..." He blushed and bit his lips.

Oh my good boy!Is it important to run out of thighs, or is it important to survive?

"It's okay, don't hug me, I'm your thirteenth aunt, we hug each other like this, if others see it, there will be gossip. I can also grab my coat and promise not to run away. That's it."

The more anxious I was to break free from him, the more stubborn he would not let go.

"No, I want to protect you..."

I pour.Xiaoranran is really a kind-hearted and handsome man who makes me helpless.

"Huairan! I'm so scared to death, I thought you were also killed by gangsters... This child, why are you running around in the middle of the night?... Huh? Isn't this the thirteenth wife? You two... This is... ..."

The eldest lady led a group of servants and hurried over, it could be seen that she was indeed in a hurry, panting, her face was flushed, the corners of her eyes were still wet, with a layer of teardrops hanging down.

I quickly bowed my head and saluted, "I have seen my wife before."

"Mother, someone is going to hurt my Thirteenth Aunt. Am I not protecting Thirteenth Aunt? That villain tore up Auntie's clothes and wanted to commit murder... Thanks to the timely arrival of the child, there were no unsightly consequences."

The eldest lady looked at the posture of me and Xiao Ranran embracing each other, her face immediately darkened, and she gave me a displeased look, which was full of hostility and hatred, and then she tried her best to soften her tone, and turned to Xiao Ranran. Ran said, "Huairan, you did a good job, but you and Xiaoxue are two generations, so you should pay attention to etiquette."

I don't want to hear other people beating me around, so I cut off the conversation between the lady and Xiao Ranran, raised one hand, and exaggeratedly stroked Xiao Ranran's face, and said with a fake smile, "Madam said Oh yes, my nephew is really kind to his aunt Thirteen. Huairan is my junior, so I love him just like my child. Good boy Huairan, thank you for your concern, Auntie, from now on Our mothers and daughters are as close as mother and son. Come on, Huai Ran, Auntie loves you." Then with a clenched wrist, she grabbed Jin Huai Ran's neck and pulled his dumbfounded face off, while I pouted , on his pink and smooth face, 'Oh! ' kissed.

Impulse is the devil... Alas, I don't want to be impulsive, but I accidentally got the devil once...

⊙ o ⊙ ) Ah!Everyone was dumbfounded.

Of course, including the eldest lady who wanted to educate Xiao Ranran righteously just now... She suffocated suddenly, her dead fish eyes widened, and she almost passed out from anger.

Xiao Ranran's expression was even more interesting, her face was blushing purple, she lowered her head shyly, not knowing where her eyes were looking.Occasionally, his eyes turned to me, and immediately bit his lips even more shyly.What a young boy who makes me want to be a female beast.

"Ahem..." In order to cover up her embarrassment, the lady coughed twice, then looked around and saw someone on the ground.

"Ah, who is this pig's head? Such an ugly face! Is it a human or a ghost?" It seems that I have ruined the beautiful face of Chu Daxiong, and the lady can't even recognize his true face.

"Mother, it's this scoundrel who wants to bully Aunt Thirteen..." Jin Huairan stared at Chu Huan who was on the ground, then at my ankle bone which was still exposed in the air, with a complex pink on my face, and then He tightened the coat that was wrapped around my body, and murmured to himself, "I let others see it..."

Let others see it?What did you see?Could it be my ankle bone?Haha, if Xiao Ranran saw how I was dressed in modern times, he would vomit blood and die.I don’t wear skirts in summer, and I always wear ultra-short jeans. Because I don’t have a huge bulge on my upper body, I always wear tight T-shirts. And because I am super skinny, my arms are as thick as other people’s wrists, so I always wear tight T-shirts. Sleeve camisole T-shirt.The fabrics on the whole body are not as big as Xiao Ranran's middle coat, wow...

"Has he passed out? What happened to his face?" The lady asked again.

Anyway, I couldn't take the initiative to admit that I hit it, so I lowered my brows and gouged out Xiao Ranran, then bit my finger and started crying. (Didn’t the ancient women who were raped on TV have to cry like this?)

Xiao Ranran and I looked at each other and said in a low voice, "Mother, I beat him. I saw him bullying Aunt Thirteen, so I beat him with a stick."

As expected of a good boy, Xiao Ranran, she stepped forward and took most of the blame for me.I raised my eyes secretly, and blinked at Xiao Ranran. He was taken aback for a moment, and then bit his lower lip, blushing.

"This man... who is he? Why does he look so strange? Is he from our mansion?" The lady looked at Chu Huan, who had been disfigured by me, and turned around to ask the servants around. Everyone shook their heads.

"This person looks strange..."

"Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen it before..."

"It looks really horrible, it doesn't look like a human face..."

There was a lot of discussion.

I secretly laughed.But, think about it, I smashed one of the eyes of the Great Hero Chu into a panda eye, and I smashed his nose flat. His face is as big as a slap, but more than half of it is black, and his wrists still remain. The tooth marks of a certain female wolf... He is the Tathagata Buddha, and he can't recognize his real face anymore.

I rubbed my nose and murmured, "Listen to him, what is his name Chu Huan..."

⊙ o ⊙ The eldest lady immediately widened her eyes in disbelief, it's a shame!Turning to look at me, he stammered, "What, what? He's Chu, Chu, Chu Huan?!"

I am surprised, the three words Chu Huan are arranged together, does it have the effect of stuttering?Why did the black man Shi Liang look like this, even the eldest lady reacted like this.

I nodded obediently, "Oh, it's Chu Huan."

Everyone lifted their feet off the ground and jumped backwards.

"Wow! He is Mr. Chu? Isn't he?!"

"Ah, Xiangshuai Young Master Chu, why did he become like this?!"

"Oh my god, Mr. Chu was trampled into such an inhuman, ghost-like appearance?"

The servants all dropped their jaws to the ground and groaned in unison.

Boom!With a sound, two servant girls shouted in panic, "Grandma Twelfth Aunt! Grandma Twelfth Aunt! Madam, Madam, Twelfth Aunt Grandma has passed out..."

Yoyo... Like a chain reaction, the eldest lady also rolled her eyes, put her hand on her forehead, and swayed, Jin Huairan let go of me in fright, went to support the eldest lady, and asked tremblingly, "Mom, what's wrong with you?" ?”

"Ah... a crime..." The lady took a long time to speak, she glanced at a certain Chu on the ground, and said sadly, "You, you, how dare you beat the emperor's brother-in-law into such a miserable state! ..."

Shrimp? ! ⊙ o ⊙ Chu Huan turned out to be the emperor's brother-in-law? !Mom, picking flowers and sleeping with all women who want to sleep... Such a big pervert is actually the emperor's brother-in-law?Well, it seems that this dog emperor is not a good thing, raising such a notorious brother-in-law...

"The Emperor's brother-in-law can't bully my Thirteenth Aunt..." Xiao Ranran muttered in a low voice, but the eldest lady gave her a stern stare.

It's over, it's over, if you don't want to try to escape, you will definitely die an ugly death now.Chu Huan is the emperor's brother-in-law, and I just happened to see him having an affair with the concubine of the Jin Mansion, pulling the pigtails of people with evil forces.

Now because I offended Chu Huan again, in order to protect the eldest lady, I will be sacrificed.

"Oh, I was plotted by the emperor's brother-in-law, can I still live..." I wailed suddenly, my body hooked like a willow, and I slid down, the speed was so slow that I could compete with a turtle.Oh, little Ranran, hurry up and hug your Thirteenth Aunt.