Black-bellied husband and savage wife

Sure enough, it lived up to my expectations, Xiao Ranran screamed, "Xiaoxue!" One swooped in and hugged me.

In a panic, he publicly called me Xiaoxue in front of everyone in the Jin Palace... This is infinitely ambiguous in ancient times... The lady's face was clouded.

"Mother! Xiaoxue...cough cough, Aunt Thirteen is out of breath...what should I do? Do you want to call a doctor?" Xiao Ranran wanted to cry without tears.

A cold voice replied to him simply and clearly, "A thick-skinned girl, what is it worth? Put her on the bed, put a cold kerchief on her forehead, and that will be fine." cruel enough.

"What are you all doing stupidly?! Why don't you hurry up and carry Mr. Chu into the guest room, and quickly invite the best doctor in the town to see Mr. Chu!"

"Uh... yes, ma'am!"

Hmm, not fair.That pervert, when he does things, is as ruthless and fierce as a jackal. His martial arts are so superb, and his body is strong and strong. What do you suffer those times? I am a weak animal, and I am a weak woman who needs to be taken care of. Hmph, isn't it just that you are next to an emperor, and you are so obsessed with him and take special care of him?

Everyone began to busily perform their duties, as if this dark moment was not night but day.

"Mother, I can't live in Xiaoxue's room, so I might as well carry her to my room." Before the eldest lady agreed, Xiao Ranran hugged me nervously and started running.

I only heard the old witch screaming sharply from behind, "She is your Thirteenth Aunt! You are not allowed to call her Xiaoxue!"

Damn old woman!If you target me like this again, I will be ruthless, and I will eat up her son Xiao Ranran, hum, force Xiao Ranran, and let the old witch cry bitterly for her precious son to be tortured.

"Huhu...Xiaoxue, Xiaoxue, we will be here soon, don't die..." Xiao Ranran whispered to me while running out of breath.

I opened my eyes a little, looked around, and after confirming that it was only me and Xiao Ranran, I suddenly opened my eyes wide and sighed, "Oh, it's tiring to pretend to be unconscious."

"Ah!" Xiao Ranran was startled, screamed, and subconsciously let go.

Plop!With a bang, I fell to the ground and almost broke my tailbone.

"Hey, you bastard, before you throw someone away, can't you just say something first. Damn, I haven't been hugged by a man before, and I have to pay such a high price for one hug... Hiss, it's not worth it..." I sat on the ground moaning, and Xiao Ranran was both sorry and amazed, and stretched out her hand to pull me.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Xiaoxue, you scared me to death when you spoke, I thought..."

I glared at him, "What do you think? Is it possible to cheat the corpse? Boy, curse me all the time."

I took his hand and stood up. He patted the dirt behind me very apologetically, but he restrained himself after a few pats. My eyeballs rolled and I laughed twice.Haha, this kid must have caught my buttocks in the photo. After feeling the elasticity, I felt shy.

I shrugged my nose, "Yeah, what's the smell?...It's very smelly..." I smelled the surroundings and looked around.

Xiao Ranran also followed my example, grabbing at the front and back of her clothes until...

"Hahaha, little Ranran, look at what's in your palm? Haha, you've got it covered all over your body! Hahaha, your face is also covered..."

Xiao Ranran hurried to see the hand, it was sticky, so he leaned over to smell it, immediately frowned, and said sadly with his mouth curled up, "Uh...shit!"

( ⊙ o ⊙ ) Ah!I froze for a moment, then pointed at Xiao Ranran and laughed out loud.

Xiao Ranran was annoyed at first, then looked at me, then laughed again, pointed at me and said, "Look at yourself, you just sat on shit... Haha, you are covered in dogs too shit..."

Oh?I just went to look at my hands, wow, they are as dirty as Xiao Ranran.

In the night, we both bared our teeth and claws and laughed out loud in embarrassment.

If the moon can witness, this is youth.

By the time the two of us finished washing in batches, it was already the middle of the night after the third watch, alas, neither tired nor sleepy, it was a robot.Both Xiao Ranran and I couldn’t hold our eyelids up with a matchstick, and were even more dizzy than drinking eight taels of white wine. We only heard two bang bang bang bang bangs, and we both went to find our own Duke Zhou to play chess.

I should have turned into Peter Pan and escaped here while everyone was sleepy.It's a pity...I, Mei Xue, am not only stupid and bold, but also a lazy cat.

Who is shaking my head?Hmph, when I wake up, I must turn that salty pig’s knuckle into stewed pig’s trotters -_-

Ignore it for the time being, snoring... continue to sleep.

Who's twisting my cheeks? !Fuck, crap, crap!I don't have any flesh on my face, if I twist it again, it's just pulling my face! (#‵′) convex (middle finger)

Snoring, snoring...still closing his eyes, sleeping soundly.

Uh...uh... ⊙﹏⊙b Khan seems to be...someone is grabbing my little tits...the chest is so bad...

"Wake up!" A man's voice shook my ears.

I picked out my ears, took a breath of air, touched and touched, and finally found two claws on my chest that didn't belong to me. Twisting...squeaking...twisted one by one.

"Aw—!" There was a shrill cry, and then he cursed endlessly. "Damn girl! She still bites people like a wild dog while sleeping, can this be a woman?!"

With a groan, I opened my fiery eyes, and at the same time yelled, "Little Ranran! Don't touch me! If you want to breastfeed, go find your mother!"

Hmph, before going to bed, I remember clearly that Xiao Ranran and I leaned our heads on his bed together.If you dare to touch me, it can only be Xiao Ranran. ~~~^_^~~~ Hey, it seems... My Xiaoxue brand's exquisite breasts have attracted the attention of handsome Xiaoranran?Wow, doesn't that mean that the possibility of me getting Xiaoranran is getting higher and higher?

Such a beautiful dream, so I opened my eyes with a hazy and ambiguous smile.

Just in line with a pair of black and white eyes... (⊙_⊙)?

"Huh? How did my little Ranran become a hybrid panda?" I scratched my hair and said to myself.

The man on the opposite side put his finger on my forehead viciously, pushed me back hard, and cursed, "Nympho girl!"

For those who dare to call me a dead girl, in this world, there is only Chu Huan, who is stinky and coquettish!

Boom!Holyfield's standard straight punch, which I learned from watching TV, hit the target.

"Ah..." The man on the opposite side screamed while covering his eyes.

"Dead girl!"

"Hey, it's beautiful now, and now the two eyes are the same, one black eye is far less beautiful than the unity of the two black eyes. Chu Da's eyes are black and round, and he punched both sides of the black... Hehe "I touched Chu Huan who was grinning and staring at me, and said boldly.

"Mei Xue!" he roared.

I opened my eyes wide and praised him, "Huh? You know my name? Yay, you really deserve to be a great hero of Chu. Information is savvy, and brains are aura."

"Damn girl! Madam Jin is here, I'll spare you first, I'll see how long you can enjoy yourself, and I'll let you be buried with Master Jin right away!"

"Ah! What did you say?" At this moment, I woke up completely and looked around, only to realize that I was moved to the ancestral hall at some point. On the high hall was sitting proudly a cold-faced tiger lady, and beside her, There are more than a dozen gold hairpins standing impressively.

Well, old man Jin's twelve women all wear gold and silver, why is it that only me, the thirteenth concubine, has to wear Xiao Ranran's middle coat and be thrown on the ground to sit?

"It's good to wake up, everyone stay calm and calm down." The eldest lady coughed and began to speak.That guy Chu Huan sneered at me kindly, turned around and sat on a chair, with an expression of watching me play.

"Ah, madam! My good madam! This servant admires madam the most. Your lordship is generous, kind-hearted and caring. Madam, this servant will take you as a model from now on, and I will follow you in everything... Madam, you Look, the maidservant is not dressed properly today, please allow the maidservant to go down and change into suitable clothes before coming to our important meeting..."

"No need!" Da Madam's cold words blocked my figure trying to escape.

"Mei Xue, as our master's Mrs. Thirteen Ru, you are his man in life, and his ghost in death. Now, woohoo, unfortunately, our master passed away from illness, and the journey is so far away that there is no return date. What a shame to be alone on the road. Lonely and helpless..." Da furen gestured to wipe her tears with a handkerchief, took a breath, and planned to continue talking.If there is no accident, the following should be the topic for me to be buried with.

I rolled my eyes, seized the moment when she was speaking, jumped up, rushed to the Da Furen's Eight Immortals table, slapped them so hard that they all trembled in fright, then pinched my neck with my hands, and stared wide-eyed. , as if being strangled to death.

"Let go, let me go, master, what is your grievance, just say it, don't pinch the servant's neck, the servant is loyal to the Lord, master, the servant is Mei Xue..." I pretended to say.

Everyone watched me perform in amazement.

I lowered my voice, rolled out the whites of my eyes, and my body was shaking like a convulsion, which was extremely frightening. I played the role of Mr. Jin and said, "Hmph, my master died unjustly, and there were traitors who killed each other. I died a terrible death." If I am wronged, I am a wronged soul, I will not go to the Palace of the Underworld to report, and if I do not find the traitor who betrayed me to accompany me on the road, I will never leave, stay in the Jin Mansion forever, and let the ghosts harass you day and night!"

"Ah..." Everyone's face changed in horror, and they gasped in fright.

Hey, be afraid.As the saying goes, people are afraid of ghosts, and ghosts are scary.I, Mei Xue, are the ones who don’t want to die. I am not afraid of the sky and the earth. I am afraid that you will not die if you are fooled. Uh, who made ancient popular superstitions come.

Strike while the iron is hot.

I showed off all the ghostly possessed images I saw on TV, sifted the chaff all over my body, and then said in my numb voice, "Ah, master, there is an injustice and a debtor, and the servant is Xiaoxue. Not the one who harmed you. Since you have grievances, then use your piercing eyes to find the villain who harmed you!"

"Ho..." Everyone gasped in unison again.

It seems that the living people like them are really scared.

I imitated the weird laughter of Brother Xingchi, the hero of Zhou, and raised my face and screamed a few times, laughing so much that they were all covered with autumn chills, and then my eyes, which were not too big or small, were so bright, swish, swish, swish... Wherever his gaze went, his whole body trembled, and goosebumps stood up.